"Hi, everybody, let me introduce myself, my name is Xia Yiyi, a professional face-slapper in the city, and the business scope includes hand-tearing Shengshi White Lotus, all kinds of 24K honey tables, green tea, professional face-slapping lists, scheming tables, and various offline trolls. Over the years, we have successfully persuaded more than 1,230 women to quit the junior and slapped the junior in public, which is very happy. Our company's business purpose is to slap the face loudly. The first time I came to the imperial capital to open a new point, I also ask you to help more, there are many discounts, it is better to act quickly. ”

Professional face slapper!!

How fresh the profession !!

After speaking, Xia Yi enthusiastically distributed business cards to everyone.

Su lazy took advantage of Jiang Lichuan's trance, broke away from his hand, and took the business card.

The corner of his eyes twitched, and the company's name was: Papapa.

"Can this name be registered?" Su Lazy looked at the energetic woman in front of her in confusion.

I saw her cover her face and bump Su Lazy with her elbow, "I hate it, you want to be crooked." Bang bang is the sound of a slap in the face. ”

Su Lazy almost squirted a mouthful of old blood, her squad leader is here, she also has a good face.

Xia Yi pulled Su Lazy and sat her on the sofa, "Dear Miss Su, now that you are our customer, I will launch this five-star service for you." You don't have to speak up the whole time, I'll speak on your behalf, you just have to sit and watch the show. ”

After speaking, Xia Yiyi took out the small hand dedicated to watching the concert from his bag, and made a "pop" sound when he shook it.

Su lazy covered his face with one hand, feeling so embarrassed! "Wait, I didn't call you to serve! Are you mistaken? ”

"Make no mistake, it was your man who arranged for Mr. Bai Qingfeng to handle your affairs, and Mr. Bai Qingfeng placed an order with me." As he spoke, Xia Yiyi shook the props in his hand again, making a "pop" sound.

Su Lazy's forehead was covered with black lines, this was really something that Bai Qingfeng would do!

"Ahem, everybody, come and give some attention," Xia Yi snapped his fingers, "Now let me restore the truth of the year for you." At that time, our Mr. Jiang was young and ignorant, and he wrote a love letter to Miss Su. ”

When Gong Qianyu heard this, he burst out laughing, but Jiang Lichuan's face was a little unbearable.

"Wait, why write a love letter to me because I'm young and ignorant!" Su lazy protested dissatisfiedly.

"Your man gives me money and lets me serve you, I can't help him suppress his rival! No thanks, that's how our service works. Don't interrupt me again, Miss Ben has a temper too! Xia Yiyi gave Su Lazy a threatening look.

Then the brainless Gong Qianyu intercepted the love letter, shamelessly peeked at the love letter, and deliberately did not give it to Miss Su. What's even more outrageous is that Gong Qianyu, the bastard, also arranged for two little gangsters to threaten our young and ignorant Mr. Jiang not to pursue Miss Su. However, at this time, there was already a pair of eyes in the dark place that had seen everything, and the owner of these eyes dealt a fatal blow to our young and ignorant Mr. Jiang, so that it changed the trajectory of our Mr. Jiang's life. Guess who the owner of these eyes is? What happened after that? ”

Everyone was speechless!!

Xia Yi glanced at everyone arrogantly, waiting for a response.

Su Lazy rolled his eyes, I'm afraid this thing was born in writing scripts! It's still the kind of thunder drama!

What should Bai Qingfeng give out when I go back this time? Sex ** toys?!

"Hey, you're boring! There is no spirit of reasoning at all! Hmph, boring is dead. It is impossible for ordinary trivial things to beat people to bring such a big trauma to our Mr. Jiang. The problem is that our Mr. Jiang's fiancée, that is, the Miss Lin Baihua in front of her, hired more than a dozen unprofessional actors to scare our poor Mr. Jiang. What's even more odious is that those temporary performances are super unprofessional, and they even use such scenes as ***** to scare us Mr. Jiang. Mr. Jiang, don't be afraid, that bridge section back then was actually a prop, made of fondant cake materials, and the plasma was also ketchup......"

Xia Yiyi looked at Jiang Lichuan with great sympathy, and patted him on the shoulder with his little hand to show comfort.

Jiang Lichuan and Mrs. Jiang both looked at Lin Baihua incredulously.