Yang Guomin measured the mountain road step by step and returned to West Street, came to the door of his house, and met his half-sister Xu Wenyu carrying a big schoolbag and pushing a bicycle out of the gate.

"Brother, are you back?"

"I'm back."

Xu Wenyu has a standard Internet celebrity face, an awl face, a pointed chin, and big eyes, because she speaks faster than ordinary people, so people call her a fast-talking Xu Wenyu. Xu Wenyu stretched out a white and tender little hand, and said three times in a row: "Take it, take it, take it." ”

Yang Guomin laughed: "You really came when you said that your mouth is fast, what do you take?" Take your life or take your money? ”

"Do you have two lives, I want your life, do you have extra money, I still want your money," Xu Kuai's mouth glanced at Yang Guomin, and he said quickly: "I want gifts, gifts, gifts, important things to say three times, I said that you won't go out for a long time and didn't even buy a gift for your sister, won't you?" ”

Yang Guomin spread his hands and said, "You're right, I really didn't buy it." ”

Hearing that there was no gift, Xu Wenyu pursed his lips and muttered extremely unhappily: "Pick the door of the Great Immortal, the Great Immortal pick the door." ”

Yang Guomin hurriedly coaxed his sister: "You must remember next time, if you forget it, I will become a little Wang Ba and carry you to school." ”

One sentence made Xu Wenyu turn into laughter, and she smiled and said, "Okay, okay." ”

Seeing that his sister no longer cared about gifts, Yang Guomin began to vomit bitterness: "I almost couldn't come back, my mobile phone, ID card, and money were all deducted......"

Xu Wenyu looked at his brother thoughtfully, and held back a sentence for a long time: "Didn't you join the MLM organization?" ”

Yang Guomin was shocked: "How do you know? ”

It's really a pyramid scheme. Xu Wenyu pursed his lips and said, "I said you are stupid." ”

"I'm just stupid," Yang Guomin said: "If I had my sister and you were half smart, no, no, one-third smart, still wrong, one-tenth smart, I wouldn't be deceived." ”

Xu Wenyu was very helpful when he heard this, and there was an expression on his face that you understand.

Yang Guomin rubbed his hands and said: "Good sister, brother has something to ask you, I know that you are fast-talking, I can publicize the matter of entering the MLM organization on a small scale, don't make a big fuss that even the President of the United States knows, it is said that people are very busy, and my brother also needs a little face." ”

Xu Wenyu smiled: "Don't worry, I won't tell others." ”

You don't tell people that the devil believes you. You won't tell the President of the United States, because first, you can't find him, and second, even if you do, people won't understand your Chinese-style English.

Yang Guomin took out his mobile phone to look at the time and said: "You are a talker, you talk endlessly, hurry up and go to school, you are going to be late." ”

Xu Wenyu stuck out his tongue and made a grimace, and then shouted three times in a row: "Silly brother, stupid brother, stupid brother." He jumped on his bicycle and ran back to the ground while shouting.

Leaving Yang Guomin alone in the wind.

Yang Guomin's stepmother Li Slow came back from outside, and saw a person standing there smiling bitterly, Li Slow said: "I said, the magpie on the branch chirped, and my eyelids jumped vigorously, but it turned out that my son came back, when did he arrive?" ”

"Just arrived." Yang Guomin replied, the wry smile on his face had not completely faded.

"Look at your expression, you must have eaten too much bitter gourd."

These two girls have more stubble than the other. Served, served. Yang Guomin, who raised his hand in surrender, sighed and walked towards the courtyard.

"Mom, I'm going out this time ......"

"Don't say it, it's all about it."

What's what? That's it. You fast-mouthed Xu Wenyu, is there still a heavenly principle, is the whole world aware of it so quickly.

What do you really know? Yang Guomin looked at Li Slow suspiciously.

Li slowly approached Yang Guomin and whispered: "Yesterday your father received a scam call, and the man said, 'Your son is in my hands. Your father went back to the house without a tone and said, 'Your son is also in my hands.' As soon as the man heard why this man was so out of tune, he hung up the phone. After hanging up the phone, your dad was a little unsure, so he called you, but he couldn't get through, and his heart was furious. Just come and beg me, 'Master Li, let me see the incense.' See where the child is and what he does. I said, 'Don't you believe me, I think it's better to call the police.' Your father swore an oath and said, 'I don't believe you, I'm a grandson.' 'When I saw that your father had become a grandson, I would show him, so I bathed and changed my clothes and solemnly lit a stick of incense, and when I saw it, guess what I saw......"

"What do you see?" Yang Guomin stood in the middle of the courtyard and asked.

Seeing incense is very common in the northern countryside, and seeing incense, as the name suggests, is to light a stick of incense and open a door to another world. The wizard claims to be able to see through this door what ordinary people can't.

Li said slowly: "I saw that you were trapped in a pyramid scheme, and then you were rescued by the police. ”

Really?

Although there is a discrepancy with the real situation, the discrepancy is not significant. Sometimes science experiments are incorrect, right? In this way, it is true that you can see things that ordinary people can't see when you look at the incense door.

Yang Guomin suddenly remembered: "I called my dad to report safety." ”

Li snorted and said, "I know what you mean, you don't believe that I saw these at all, you think it was all your father told me." Right? ”

There is a possibility.

In order to prove his innocence, Li Slow said: "Your father hasn't been home for a day or a night." ”

Yang Guomin also took this opportunity to quickly change the topic: "What is my dad busy with?" ”

"It's not about electing the village chief yet."

"Are you going to elect a village chief?"

"The notice says it's autumn."

"But it's only summer."

Li Slow suddenly alerted: Did you kid deliberately change the topic? She no longer discussed with Yang Guomin about summer and autumn, and she dragged the topic back again: "Guomin, let me tell you, your father didn't mention your matter to me, I don't believe you came back to ask him." ”

"Mom, I believe it, can't I believe it?"

"National, I don't dare to say that it is a science, but it is definitely a metaphysics, do you understand metaphysics? Xuan means that the mystery is infinite and cannot be understood...... "Li lost no time in brainwashing Yang Guomin.

Damn! How do I have the feeling of just getting out of the tiger's mouth and into the wolf's den. Yang Guomin looked at his stepmother helplessly.

Li Wanzhen wanted to reprimand Yang Guomin: What expression are you! On second thought, this expression seems to be right, and what does the painful expression mean? Indicates that the ingested material or spiritual food has not been digested or is being digested.

Li Slow decided to strike while the iron was hot and make some more fierce material......