"Fatty, old man, come quickly!" Tong Xiaolai hurriedly waved his hand to summon the two of them.

The two ran over quickly, Tong Xiaolai pointed to the portrait and asked, do they have the person in the portrait? And do you recognize the weapon in his hand?

After the old man and the fat man looked at it carefully, they were also startled and poked their sensitive nerves.

Looking at this person's appearance and momentum, it is no wonder that he has been sleeping for thousands of years. The fat man pointed to the character and said in horror: "This person is not, this person is not ......"

Tong Xiaolai gasped after hearing this, sure enough!

Tong Xiaolai touched a handful of dust from the coffin, looked at the dust in his hand, and thought that it was this person he was about to face, he thought, is it too late to regret it now?

The three of them secretly turned around in unison, and then gently crept out......

At this time, a rough man's voice came from the tomb, the voice was strong and powerful, and the whole tomb was echoing, only to see him laugh and say, "Hahaha, it's too late!" ”

At this moment, suddenly, with a "bang", the coffin above the bronze was bounced high, rolled a few times in mid-air, and smashed to the ground with a "boom", making a deafening loud sound.

The three of them were shocked by this sound and stood on the ground, but they felt a chill on their backs, and they broke out in a cold sweat, and then all the wooden coffins accompanying the burial were automatically opened.

A man jumped up in the bronze coffin, standing on both sides of the coffin, holding a fork in his hand and waving it "whoosh", faintly blowing a small whirlwind. That fork was his weapon.

"Hehehe, hehehe......" Tong Xiaolai let out a wry smile.

Because it was none other than the person who jumped out of that coffin, it was the figure of the Three Kingdoms, the fierce general who made the enemy fearful, Lu Bu! What he was holding in his hand was not a fork, it was Fang Tian's painting halberd!

"Oh my God! Little Boo is here, let's go! Tong Xiaolai crept out the door with the two of them, and said, "Can't see, can't see me, can't see me......"

At this moment, Dan saw Lu Bu raise the Fang Tian Painting Halberd, pointed at their backs and shouted, "The thieves are leaving!" ”

"Oh, it's been discovered...... Tong Xiaolai is also galloping thousands of camels in his heart, and the alpacas have become a river against the current.

Lu Bu was behind the three of them, Tong Xiaolai turned around, touched his head and smiled embarrassedly: "Hahaha, classmate Lu Xiaobu, I'm sorry, we went to the wrong room, we still have something to do, so let's go first, bring Diao Chan another day, I invite you to have a drink, a meal, a fun or something, another day, another day, I will come another day, goodbye!" ”

Tong Xiaolai ran away after saying that, but was caught by Lu Bu, who came quickly, with the pigtail, no, he grabbed the collar behind him.

Tong Xiaolai looked back awkwardly, "Hehehehe." He smiled awkwardly.

Lu Bu grabbed the clothes in front of him, raised his hand, and lifted Tong Xiaolai's whole person up.

Tong Xiaolai lifted his feet off the ground and was grabbed by him and rose into the air.

Tong Xiaolai was stuck in the neck, but he felt that he was having trouble breathing, and his whole person was not well, but he still said with a smile: "Little Bubu, if you are still not satisfied, I will cook it myself and make you a tomato scrambled egg?" ”

Lu Bu grabbed him in front of him, glared at him viciously, and said, "You are Tong Xiaolai?" You're the one I'm waiting for?! "It was as if he could kill him with his eyes.

Tong Xiaolai thought to himself, what am I going to do? Sleepy, right? No one knows what I'm waiting for.

Tong Xiaolai denied it: "No, you made a mistake, right?" The person you're waiting for is Diao, and she's still on her way on horseback......"

Hearing him say two words, Tong Xiaolai couldn't hold it back, and covered his nose vigorously and said, "Big brother...... How many years have you not brushed your teeth? Anyway, don't use saliva to help me wash my face, okay? Thou hast treasured the taste of a thousand years...... I just can't take it...... Cough cough cough cough ......" The fierce tone smoked, and Tong Xiaolai's face turned green.

When Tong Xiaolai said this, Lu Bu was shy, let go of his collar and said, "How can I be blamed for this?" It was one of you who didn't explain it to me when he came to me. Just stinks to you, and I'm done......"

"Mission done...... What task? Tong Xiaolai felt that all this needed an explanation today.

"My mission is to kill you!" Lu Bu said ruthlessly.

During the short conversation between the two, Lu Bu told him some of his origin and purpose today, and Tong Xiaolai seemed to understand.

"Wait!" Tong Xiaolai seemed to realize something, and asked, "You mean, after you die, someone found your soul, gave you a body, and resurrected you, on the condition that they send you to kill me?!" You just mentioned 'that person', who is 'that person'? ”

"Yes, it's a strange guy in a mask, and I've never seen him, but he's the size and voice of your voice." Lu Bu said.

Needless to say, as soon as Tong Xiaolai heard this, he already had the answer in his heart. Lu Bu said that people who resembled him in size and voice were also trying to kill him. A person suddenly appeared in front of Tong Xiaolai's eyes, and that person was the mechanical Tong Xiaolai.

Tong Xiaolai thought to himself, in this way, all this is likely to be related to the mechanical Tong Xiaolai! No wonder he set traps everywhere to kill him, it seems that he really hates him to the bone marrow! Also, where the hell is this? Could it be that he deliberately let the middle-aged man bring him here in order to kill him?

However, Tong Xiaolai thought about it again, is the truth really like this? Tong Xiaolai felt that there were still many doubts and many questions that had not been solved.

However, Lu Bu said that he brought a mask to resurrect him and give him a mission, so Lu Bu did not know his true face, but only recognized his mask, and remembered that his body shape and voice were very similar to Tong Xiaolai.

Tong Xiaolai speculated: In this way, Lu Bu should also be the person sent by the mechanical boy Xiaolai to kill him, that is, to kill people with a knife.

Tong Xiaolai thought to himself: The person who resurrected Lu Bu was wearing a mask, and the person he met last night also happened to be wearing a mask, so it is very likely that these two are the same person, so the person he saw last night is very likely to be the mechanical Tong Xiaolai!

If that were the case, he was so close to him, so close to his eyes, and he passed by him and missed! Tong Xiaolai really regretted that he didn't beat him up at that time.

Because Tong Xiaolai thought he was very strange at the time, he just took a picture of his face, that is, his mask, with his mobile phone.

In order to confirm whether the resurrection of Lu Bu and the person accompanying the doctor are the same person, Tong Xiaolai needs to confirm the photos in his mobile phone to Lu Bu.

"Mr. Xiao Lu Bu, I will show you something good, may I ask if this guy you saw when you were resurrected?" Tong Xiaolai called Lu Bu and took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket to show him.

"Hey, what is this, a brick?" Lu Bu saw that Tong Xiaolai took out a new thing with a sense of science and technology in his hand, and he was very curious, so he took it over and played with it.

But when he saw Lu Bu taking it to the left and right, he wanted to throw it to the ground to see if something magical would happen.

"Eh, eh! Enough, enough, that's not how mobile phones play! Tong Xiaolai hurriedly stopped him and snatched the phone over.

"Come on, don't be nervous, I'll show you someone."

As he spoke, Tong Xiaolai pressed the power button in front of him, and then the mobile phone screen lit up.

Unexpectedly, Lu Bu was startled when he saw the screen, and retreated: "Well, what kind of secret weapon is this!" Why is there a silly woman inside? ”

Hey, look at what he said. Tong Xiaolai looked at the phone screen and said, "What a stupid woman?" This is Xia Yuxuan's headshot. Do you know Diao Chan? She is my sable. Tong Xiaolai was still a little embarrassed after speaking.

How do you know that Lu Bu insisted on it: "No, Diao Chan is mine!" ”

Tong Xiaolai explained: "I know that Diao Chan is yours, but she is Xia Yuxuan, and she is my Diao Chan." ”

Lu Bu said with a fixed mouth, and said angrily: "No, Diao Chan is mine!" ”

Tong Xiaolai: "I know Diao Chan is yours, but she is Xia Yuxuan, she is my Diao Chan!" ”

Lu Bu took three bites, gritted his teeth and said, "Ahhhh No, Diao Chan is mine!! ”

Tong Xiaolai said impatiently again and again: "I know that Diao Chan is yours." I said, she is Xia Yuxuan, she is my Diao Chan! It's a metaphor, a metaphor, you know? ”

Lu Bu was furious, brandished Fang Tian's painting halberd, and pointed it at Tong Xiaolai's nose. The distance of the halberd had almost touched Tong Xiaolai's cold hair.

Lu Bu stared at the thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his eyes glared angrily: "Diao Chan is mine!" Diao Chan is mine! Diao Chan is mine! You Cao thief, you dare to rob Diao Chan with me, I think you are looking for death, look at the gun! ”

"Why is this a dead end? Why is it so shafted? Seeing that he was about to stab when he raised his gun, Tong Xiaolai crossed his five fingers, put a stop gesture in front of him, and said, "Slow! I'm going to show you something. ”

Lu Bu was curious, put down the gun and said, "What is it?" Isn't this just a brick? ”

"Hey, what a brick, this is called an almighty phone! Come, come here, I'll teach you the correct way to turn on your phone. "Tong Xiaolai wants to show him new things.

Tong Xiaolai turned on his phone and showed him. Tong Xiaolai opened WeChat, hung his picture in the WeChat group, and then asked him to yell at the WeChat group to see.

"Roar!" As a result, he really roared in the rough mines.

As soon as the big guy saw that it was Lu Bu, there was a picture and the truth, and there was also a Fang Tian painting halberd that hung the sky, this guy, everyone gave Lu Bu red envelopes one after another. Tong Xiaolai found that he could make a fortune by relying on this method.

So, Tong Xiaolai accompanied him to check the circle of friends, helped him take photos, played a game with him, watched a video with him, listened to a piece of music with him, and accompanied him to read a novel update called Artificial Future......

"Yo Xi Yo Si." Lu Bu was deeply attracted by this "brick", and Tong Xiaolai successfully distracted him, forgetting even what he was here for. The scene of the two squatting in the corner playing with their mobile phones is so loving.

"That's the charm of mobile phones, people on Earth love it!" Tong Xiaolai praised without hesitation.