Chapter 497: Can You Still Have a Face?
Ou Yangming looked at the big tree in front of him, his eyes were quick, and he took Xiaoyu's clothes in his hand.
Hey!!
"I never thought that one day I would be able to take off other people's clothes openly, although this is very bad, but it is really interesting."
Ou Yangming's heart was secretly happy, he was teasing, right?
Finally, I did what I hadn't done when I was young.
This can be regarded as making up for it in disguise, and he was little pure back then.
"Wow!! Why are you taking off other people's clothes?! ”
Xiao Yu's changing big tree shook and hurriedly shouted at Ou Yangming.
"Huh! Are you a goblin? ”
"Yes!"
Listening to Xiaoyu's stupid answer, Ouyang almost didn't laugh out loud.
Xiao Ash could feel from the shaking of Ou Yangming's body that this unscrupulous master must be holding back a smile now.
Ay! What a stupid fox, being teased, and actually chatting seriously.
How are their parents educated?
Ignoring Xiao Ash in his heart, he secretly held grievances for Xiao Yu.
Ou Yangming said with a serious face: "You are a tree spirit, why are you wearing clothes?" The bark of the big trees is very thick, and you don't need clothes. ”
Xiaoyu was in a hurry, she shook the body of the tree and said.
"Who said I was a tree spirit, I wasn't, I wasn't. I'm a fox, I'm a fox, okay?! ”
After Ou Yangming heard this, he blinked his eyes pretending to be pure, and then said with an innocent face.
"Then you change back, change back into your body, if it's a fox, or a human body, I believe you?"
Ash listened to his master's words, and almost fell down with an unsteady front hoof.
Oops, I'll go!
Can you still get a face?
Now I actually got mixed up, and I want to deceive a little fox who doesn't understand people and is not deeply involved in the world.
She is not wearing clothes now, and it is better to turn into a little fox in her body, at least she has animal hair on her body, which can be covered.
But in your words, you are bewitching people to become humanoids, which is a bit excessive!!
This is simply Chiguoguo's teasing, and there is also a deception!
Is it really good for you to do this? Aren't you afraid that a big thunder from the sky will come down and split you into ashes?
"Okay, watch me take on a human form, so you can believe it, right?" Xiaoyu is still a little resistant to transforming into a body fox.
It's so nice to be a human, it's beautiful and convenient.
Ou Yangming secretly had fun on the side, this little fox who was not deeply involved in the world was easy to deceive.
If it had been someone else, he would have come over with a big mouth, pumping him with a peach blossom on his face.
But just when Xiaoyu was about to turn into a human form, she suddenly figured it out.
"That's not right! I'm not wearing any clothes now, I'm in human form, so you've seen everything? ”
Xiaoyu's tone was a little angry.
After all, whoever is deceived like this will be angry.
Oops, not good! This little girl has discovered my intentions.
Ou Yangming patted his thigh and muttered to himself.
However, his actions made Xiaoyu more sure that this person was not a good person.
"Alright, alright, don't be angry. Come, I'll help you put your clothes on, and I'll compensate you. ”
In all fairness, he just thought it was fun, not for some obscene purpose, but simply wanted to tease Xiaoyu, the cute little fox.
It's okay for Ou Yangming to wear his own clothes, but to dress a girl, it's really the first time for a big girl to get on a sedan chair.
Although he has tried his best, in the process of dressing Xiaoyu, it is inevitable that there will be some "bumps".
Although what Ou Yangming touched was hard bark.
But he still found that the big tree that Xiao Yu turned into turned red as a whole.
I'll go! Don't you want to be so shy!! You are so shy, I suddenly feel that I am guilty of heinous crimes.
I think when he killed someone, he didn't have that kind of thought.
Now I actually have this idea because I molested a little fox who has not been deeply involved in the world.
After getting dressed, Xiaoyu turned into a human form.
"Thank you, you're a good person."
This sentence made Ou Yangming's sense of guilt deeper and deeper.
teased her by himself, and was praised by others in the end, she is a good person.
If these words were known by Ou Yangming's enemies, they would definitely come from other worlds across the border and strangle Xiaoyu.
This big devil, where did you see that he was a good person?!
After hearing this, Xiao Ash was even more depressed to the point of vomiting blood.
Little fox, where did you see that this sanctimonious bastard is a good person?
Although you are not deeply involved in the world, if you say this, you will be beaten to death if you are heard.
Ou Yangming felt the little ash under him, deep resentment, and without a trace, slapped it hard on its buttocks.
Syllable!!
The sound of the sound could be heard by people from ten miles away.
But Xiao Ash didn't dare to call yet, so he could only hold it in his heart.
I secretly thought that in the future, I must not think about the bad of the master in my heart, otherwise I will still suffer.
Damn, why did I have such a master?!
"Yikes! Why did you hit it? ”
Xiao Yu was startled, then patted her little chest and asked.
"It's nothing, I saw a fly on its buttocks. So help it, and just wipe it out. After all, helping beasts for pleasure is the essence of man. ”
Ou Yangming's mouth was full of nonsense, and Xiao Yu also nodded as if he didn't understand, believing his messy cover.
Only the little gray stared at the sky blankly, with a look of lovelessness.
"Where are you going?"
"I'm going to Huashan, and along the way, I will enjoy the great rivers and mountains, as well as the food that I have eaten everywhere I passed. Think about Shaoxing drunken chicken, crispy pigeon, roast suckling pig, sweet and sour fish, steamed grass carp and other delicacies, it really makes my mouth water!! ”
Ou Yangming said as he gestured.
It is simply Sima Zhao's heart, and everyone knows it.
But there is only one person who doesn't know, and that is Xiaoyu.
Although Xiaoyu has been practicing for more than 300 years, she and her grandmother practice in the mountains.
In order to make her cultivate higher and progress faster in her realm, Grandma has not allowed her to eat blood food.
From bottom to size, it was my grandmother who personally boiled the medicinal herbs full of essence in the mountains to help her cultivate.
Therefore, for the various delicacies that Ou Yangming said, he can only rely on his own brain to make up.
No matter what kind of creature it is, as long as you make up for it with your own brain, then what your brain makes up must be the most beautiful.
Therefore, Xiaoyu's heart of wanting to go out to see the world and eat delicious food was instantly aroused by Ou Yangming.
Ou Yangming looked at Xiao Yu with a longing face, and secretly smiled, not afraid that you, the little fox, would not take the bait.
He didn't have any idea of being taken by Xiaoyu, he just wanted to take Xiaoyu with him, and occasionally tease the little fox on the road to relieve his boredom.
If the little fox is having fun with him, it is not impossible for him to send something.
You must know that he is in the upper realm, a walking fortune boy bag.