Chapter 274: Tik's Dream Six

The cause of this confrontation is unknown, and the end is even more inexplicable. Tik didn't dare to ask more, since Master Jiao Ming was 'back to normal', then just pretend that nothing had happened, clean up the messy big desk with the maids, and then conduct a daily ring number measurement and behavior experience report.

At this time, the ring number test is not what it used to be, although the principle is the same, it is to calculate the total amount of energy drawn from the Holy Demon Sea, but it is much more accurate, according to the so-called 'polar coordinate sphere integration method' proposed by Lord Jiao Ming, the number of rings can be accurate to three decimal places, even laymen such as Tik, are quite excited about the obvious upward lifting curve.

In the middle of the process, a large, four, and five maids entered the study, which was obviously a crocodile guest. Tik sighed again at the magic of the teleportation network, at first it was unbelievable to hear that this huge vine was a magic plant attached to Lord Jiao Ming, but as he became more and more proficient in communicating with the qi magic medium, he had already had a slight sense with the huge vine, which made Tik realize that he was actually of the same nature as a vine, and his strength was still thousands of miles apart.

However, when Tik looked closely, he couldn't help but stop talking, just because the black-haired and yellow-skinned maid like Lord Jiao Ming was too beautiful, whether it was a maid or a Luckfei, there was an obvious gap between them, and it was not an exaggeration to say that he had seen the most beautiful woman in his short life since he could remember.

Master Jiao Ming here showed a bright smile on his face, walked around the table and stretched out his arms, and made a gesture of hugging, "Long time no see, do you want to hug one?" ...... Oh no, it's Rose, right? You said that you are really polite, you can come if you want, and you are so troublesome. When I saw the letter, I was so happy that I almost blew up the house. ”

The bombing of the house was real, but apparently not because of joy.

However, the maid named Luohua took a step back and asked suspiciously, "Is it Mr. Jiao Ming?"

"Yes, yes, of course, how could it not be. As Master Jiao Ming was talking, a little maid flew up and hung on him at once, "Look, little Toniche recognizes me." It's a shame you didn't grab the first hug. ”

"But Miss Binglian said......"

"It doesn't matter what she says, and theoretically you are my maid, it's good to borrow her for half a year, and you should give it back to me. Master Jiao Ming was very excited to hold the little maid and turn around, smiling and intimate.

"Then why don't you say crocodile ling. Lady Flora finally confirmed.

"It's complicated to say. Anyway, for some reason, I forgot most of that. Master Jiao Ming squatted down, put down Toniche, and beckoned to the other three little maids: "You three little ones, why don't you come to say hello when you see your master, don't you behave! ”

When Tik heard this, he subconsciously shuddered, and firmly believed that under the kind smile of Lord Jiao Ming at this time, there was a cold heart that had nothing to do with 'Cihe'.

The three ten-year-old maids looked at each other, and then made the standard maid salute.

"It's not counted, it's a mess, come and hug it. And I forgot your names, air conditioner, refrigerator, washing machine?"

The three little maids reported their names in turn, respectively the refrigerator and TV water heater, and then stepped forward to hug Master Jiao Ming, the scene looked a little warm at first glance.

At the beginning of the time-traveling, Binglian took Jiao Ming to Saning City to buy a personal maid, and only then did she have six little girls, but unfortunately in less than half a year, one died in the plague in early winter, and barely saved one, but her brain was burned by a high fever, and she only reacted to the spiritual command and the original name of Toniche. In the next two years, another one died of a sudden illness, and he didn't even give Jiao Ming time to go back and use his soul to connect and continue his life. The number of the four people is already higher than the Ice Lotus initially expected, after all, in this world with backward medical conditions, without the attribute of magic warriors who resist all diseases, it is not easy to feed a child to adulthood.

After hugging the three little maids, Lord Jiao Ming stood up and opened his arms again: "It's up to you, how much does it mean, and there will be no lack of meat, and you can also let these snobs see your status clearly, so that you don't have to go well at work in the future......"

But before Lord Jiao Ming finished talking nonsense, the maid of Lotus interrupted: "I only hugged Jiao Ming, who said crocodile collars. ”

The scene instantly cooled down, Lord Jiao Ming slowly put away his smiling face and stepped forward a few steps, raised his hand to fight, but his face was distorted again, and then put down his hand, dropped a sentence of 'whatever you want', and asked Dieda to arrange accommodation and continue to interrogate Tik when he took the vows. Tik kept all his doubts to himself, focusing on answering the questions, only to see the Lady of Roses crying in the afterglow.

After the recording, due to the unbalanced development of the gas system and the water system, Master Jiao Ming changed Tik's training every afternoon, from moving stones to chopping stones, that is, using spatial cracks to break large and small stones into gravel that meets the requirements of fire magicians, and then sent them to a concrete mixer. Tik, who has been on the construction site for a long time, is no stranger to this job, after all, the leader in charge of this part is none other than Luckfei's father.

In the days that followed, Master Jiao Ming had five more maids and a scalper called a hammer by his side, and for Tik, just sharing chores such as cleaning became easier, but there were two things that he didn't know how to face.

First of all, the maid next to Master Jiao Ming began to change her clothes, and the new maid dress was the one sewn by her father, which was very exposed. Due to the climate, of course, ordinary people can't wear such a 'cloth' to enter and go out, and Lord Jiao Ming's solution is quite extravagant, and he actually uses young girls with water magic talents as maids, which is also the so-called maid group asked by Lord Evan, and the Luohua maid from the crocodile leader has become the leader of this maid group. A group of young girls with their shoulders, lower abdomen and thighs all exposed, making Tik's eyes fall on a good spot, but he inevitably fantasized that he could do this many years later.

The second is that Luckfei's father actually talked to Tik, and the content was to remind the water system and gas system to specialize in a way, not to waste his talent. What bothered Tik was that he always felt that Luckfei's father recognized him, after all, he had been moving rocks for a long time, and the imp with the green mask on the construction site was more conspicuous and conspicuous, and the gray hair and the occasional school uniform were quite obvious features. So is this a violation of the second precept about concealing identity? However, since his strength had not diminished, Tik didn't want to talk more with Lord Jiao Ming, an increasingly feared existence, and was ready to wait until he was asked.

And the whole town of Birdbeak is still getting better at an unbelievable rate for all the townspeople, in addition to the original newspapers and restaurants, the most popular part of the recent period is the heating of residential buildings and the big discussion about the tax team in the newspapers.

Soon after the first snow fell, after two notices to test the water, the strange-looking metal bumps that filled the corners of the room actually began to heat up, making the townspeople cry out for miracles, but nine out of ten of them were craftsmen who knew magic, and they were curious to maintain basic decency on the surface, and they stopped making a fuss after chatting with their acquaintances who were in charge of the heating system. The school also organized the children to visit this heating system, which is counted as 'popular science', of course, because of the behind-the-scenes planning of Lord Jiao Ming, homework such as after-viewing is also indispensable.

In fact, to put it bluntly, it is to use the permanent spatial teleportation array, which has gradually become popular in the United Kingdom, to transmit the cooling water from the industrial area to the reservoir in the residential area of the town, and then send it to the roof water tower of each residential building with an improved small teleportation array, and then transfer it back to the industrial area from the basement for recycling.

After all, heating is only a technical problem, just listen to a new one, but the problem of the tax team involves the self-interests and mood of all the townspeople, after all, after being vicious or even pushed for a while, no one will be in a good mood. The Onion first made a discussion on the question of 'why collect taxes' that no one paid attention to, so that all the craftsmen who were accustomed to paying taxes in a muddled way and not asking too much had a deafening feeling.

After receiving numerous praises and smashing and burning, the newspaper was undaunted, first publishing articles denouncing the vandals, and then began to publish letters in pseudonyms, gradually leading the conversation to how to accomplish this work more efficiently on the basis of having to pay taxes. Several pseudonyms, real or fake, were at odds with each other, attracting the attention of all the townspeople, their respective teams, but Tik knew that at least three of the pseudonyms were behind Master Jiao Ming.

And the discussion finally stopped after a flashy explosion, because the newspaper office was gone, and the editor was dead in a room. As the boss behind the scenes, Lord Jiao Ming will certainly not be without pressure, and an anonymous letter and the disappearing little maid called the water heater show the attitude of the enemy.

Faced with this situation, most of the people in the study had solemn faces. Some were subordinates like Dieda, some were staff or middle-level managers who had recently been recruited from restaurants and newspapers, and Tik was glad that it was nice to wear a mask between serving tea and water, and there was no need to pretend to be sad and cooperate with the atmosphere. And at the two extremes in the study are Master Jiao Ming, who laughs, and the maid who slaps him angrily.

"What about the small water heater?"

"What else can I do, cold salad. Lord Jiao Ming didn't care about this slap at all, and still laughed. However, although the dish of cold salad has appeared in the Red Chinese Restaurant, no one will associate it with it, and everyone present only thinks of corpses from the word 'cool'.

"Promise their conditions, replace the small water heater back!" Luo Hua had tears in the corners of her eyes, and her face turned red again.

"Woman's kindness!" Master Jiao Ming scolded, stood up, and yelled at everyone in the room: "You remember to me that in the face of the threat of the enemy, you must not choose to compromise. If today because a little girl agreed to the other party's conditions, and the enemy found such a low-cost and high-yield method, believe it or not tomorrow, your wives and children, all of them will disappear from the world??"

There were no fools in the room, someone had thought of this for a long time, but they didn't dare to say it. And some people who didn't expect to be reminded like this instantly realized that their faces were a little more ugly.

"Then let's go and save people!" said the maid of Rose, who was stunned and said in a loud voice. This plan is simple and straightforward, worthy of the crocodile collar.

"Save a fart, people don't know where they are, and they can't beat it in terms of strength, Evan's grandson is watching a play, and he won't allocate the strong to come over. ”

"If you don't go, I'll go myself. Seeing this, the maid shook her hand and was about to go out.

Lord Jiao Ming's face was distorted again, and finally at the moment of closing the door, he ordered the two strong man bodyguards: "Go and tie her up, and then pour some sleeping magic addiction potions." Remember not to be too rude, let alone take advantage, she only has four and a half rings, don't tell me I can't do it. ”

The two strong men looked at each other, but they still took the order to chase them out of the study.

After a small episode, a staff member soon asked about the next plan, and the answer was: "Rebuild the editorial office and let them blow it up slowly, anyway, we have money and manpower." ”

"This ...... When is it a head?" someone else asked.

"You'll find out soon. Jiao Ming laughed again and replied.

Three days after the suspension of publication, although the headquarters of the newspaper was under construction, the printing press was already working normally, so it could not be idle. As if in response, The Onion took out of nowhere the tax rate set by Lord Evan and a few simple tax laws and made headlines. The attached several commentary articles, while praising the lord's merits and virtues, also went through several scandals of the tax team, which instantly intensified the contradiction to a new level, not only digging deep into the roots of some people again, but also forcing Evan to take a stand. The explosive news even caused the townsfolk to ignore the news that the war had stopped in the corner of the newspaper, after all, the war between the Kingdom Union and the Ifusen Theocracy was far to the northeast, not the same as the tax issue that was close at hand.

And not surprisingly, that night, the study received a small right arm. Tik, who was doing a magic test, only glanced at it, and his face turned blue, and the dinner he had just eaten was rolling in his stomach. Gritting his teeth and gurgling, he didn't vomit out, and was swallowing the sour water that overflowed into his mouth, but he heard Lord Jiao Ming beside him say unhurriedly: "Anyway, you are also a four-ring magic warrior and a three-ring qi magician now, and it seems that you can open meat." ”

"Listen to Lord Jiao Ming's orders. Tik didn't know what he meant, but he knew that he had no right to refuse no matter what.

"Don't be so serious, just do some combat training. Master Jiao Ming smiled and took out a copy from the pile of documents, motioned for Tik to read it, and when Tike finished reading, he said: "To teach these tax squads and these most joyful anti-tax pioneers a secret lesson, of course, you have to take turns to fight." ”

Hearing this, Tik instantly understood and felt a chill run down his spine, and in the face of Lord Jiao Ming's smile and blinking, he could only nod violently.