Chapter 722: Master and Apprentice with Nosebleeds
"Disciples, Bajie has been gone for so long. It can't be stealing, right? Ou Yangming waited for a long time and couldn't help but ask out loud.
Sun Wukong squatted in front of the salute, holding his golden hoop stick, and plucked his ears with a look of enjoyment.
With that beautiful look, Ou Yangming, who was looking at it, couldn't wait to step forward, and directly kicked him to the ground with a big foot.
Can you be a little more ambitious?
Take the sea god Zhen out of his ears, can you say that you are really a monkey as a teacher?!
"Master, if your old man is worried, my grandson will go and take a look."
"Then you still have a fart ear, hurry up and show it to the teacher!"
When the words fell, Ou Yangming pointed at Sun Wukong's ass and kicked it up.
Syllable!
"Oh, I'll go to Master, don't do anything." The monkey covered his buttocks, and immediately ran out, and then flew in the direction of Zhu Bajie's fasting.
Ouyang Ming chanted Amitabha, and then sat back on the blanket with a calm face, as if nothing had happened just now.
Sha Seng was a little confused, the exit was dirty before, and it was the master and his old man who flew up with a kick?
looked at Ou Yangming's solemn appearance, with the appearance of a virtuous monk.
He felt that he was hallucinating, as well as auditory hallucinations.
Sun Wukong ran in the direction of Zhu Bajie's previous fate.
Looking all the way, where are the thatched huts?
"I can't! I saw it, and there were several rooms. Why is it that in a blink of an eye, it is gone! Could it be that this house can still run with long legs? "The monkey searched for a long time, let alone the thatched house, and he didn't even see a single thatch.
It's full of rocks and caves, and the rest is a few cobwebs at best.
Although he didn't find it, he found a hot spring!
This is a good thing, soaking in hot springs can not only relieve fatigue, but also dredge the meridians and prolong life.
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"Master! The old grandson of Bajie didn't find it, but he found something better than Bajie! ”
Ou Yangming sat on the blanket, looked at Sun Wukong who was dancing, and pouted.
Something better than Bajie is all over the street.
Even if it's a lump of manure, you can still fertilize it!
As for Zhu Bajie, well...., he can make fertilizer.
"Master, it's a natural hot spring! The boss is a piece, and it seems that it is not a problem to casually fit a hundred or so people. After so many days, it is better to soak in the hot springs, relieve fatigue, and take a bath by the way.
You also know that I haven't taken a bath for two months, and my grandson has worms on his body. After soaking in the hot springs, Bajie should also come back. Wouldn't it be nice to have another fasting meal? Do you say, Master? ”
The sand monk was moved by the monkey's description, and he couldn't help it at the thought that he could soak in a hot spring and then eat a delicious meal.
Ou Yangming felt the hot gaze of Wujing beside him, nodded, and agreed with his words.
Here, the three masters and apprentices went to the hot springs, and Zhu Bajie in Pansi Cave was interrogated like never before.
He looked at the sharp knife under his crotch and didn't dare to move, for fear that one would accidentally let his little brother bump into it.
"Female Bodhisattva, just ask. As long as you keep the knife away, I will tell the truth, old pig. ”
The current Bajie is no longer as anxious as before.
"Okay, how many of you master and apprentice are there?"
"Four!"
"Where did you come from and where are you going?"
"I came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship the Buddha and learn scriptures. Female Bodhisattva, the old pig advises you, let me go. My senior brother is the Monkey King who fought the Jade Emperor and the Hades King five hundred years ago! If you take the knife away, I will still be able to intercede when Brother Monkey catches you. ”
The seven spider spirits looked at Zhu Bajie, who mentioned Sun Wukong and mentioned some confidence, and smiled disdainfully.
"Monkey King? Left and right are just a monkey, no matter how powerful it is, how powerful can it be? Isn't it still a monk and driven by Buddhism? ”
Looking at the eldest sister with a disgusted face, Zhu Bajie had a toothache.
Make no mistake, you are not afraid of Sun Monkey!
"Tang Xuanzang, Tang monk meat! Sisters, our time has come. I heard that eating a piece of Tang monk meat can lead to immortality. In the future, we will no longer have to soak in the pool used by the Seven Fairies, let alone go to great lengths to seduce men every day and use them for cultivation! ”
The other six spider spirits gasped when they heard their eldest sister's words.
Eternal life!
This is the ultimate wish of almost all cultivators, but how many people in the Three Realms have really done it?
Well, now there is an opportunity in front of them, as long as they catch Tang Xuanzang and eat a piece of meat, they can directly realize their lifelong wish!!
Of course, the risk is a bit greater.
After all, Tang Xuanzang was followed by a Monkey King, although the eldest sister was disdainful of monkeys on the surface.
But since people were able to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, it shows that he still has some means.
"Eldest sister, what should I do with this fat pig? We've eaten now? ”
"Don't worry, there are still some rations in the cave. Although his skin is a little rougher, it is white and fat, and it must not taste bad. Now you can't kill, dead pigs, in eating, taste bad. ”
When the words fell, the eldest sister spit out spider silk from her mouth, tied Zhu Bajie with a strong knot, and hung it in the hole to collect the spell.
"Sisters, let's go out and soak in the hot springs first. Then we are thinking about how to get Tang Xuanzang! ”
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Ou Yangming took his two apprentices, took off his clothes, went into the pool, and soaked in the hot springs.
"Ahh
Three refreshing sounds sounded in the hot spring.
"Wukong, you did a good job this time, and I will reward you verbally for the teacher." Ou Yangming squinted his eyes, leaned his head against the shore, and said softly with a comfortable face.
"Yes, Senior Brother. This hot spring is so refreshing, much better than my quicksand river. Sha Seng also said to the side.
Sun Wukong did not enjoy it like two people, but took a bath.
Rub up, down, left and right.
At this time, a sound of footsteps suddenly woke up the three people who were soaking in the hot spring.
"Master, someone is coming!"
Ou Yangming waved his hand and motioned for Wukong to shut up.
"Sisters, hurry up, take a shower and go back to think about countermeasures."
The female voice like a silver bell made the three of them have doubts in their hearts.
A group of women appeared in the barren mountains and mountains, how wrong they thought!
The three of them hurriedly got up, picked up their clothes on the shore, and hid behind a boulder not far away.
Then they saw seven beautiful women undressing on the other side.
In the minds of the three people, two words suddenly appeared.
Stimulate!!
"Amitabha! Amitabha! Amitabha! Sha Seng kept chanting the Buddha's name in his mouth, but Ou Yangming found that the old boy didn't close his eyes at all, but his eyes widened.
In the next picture, the three masters and apprentices had nosebleeds at the same time........