Chapter 328: Attacking and Retreating [2 More]
It's no wonder that the results of the Companionship Festival will determine the selection of the heir of the sect master, if this Nima accepts a God of War Scorpion as a poisonous pet, it is equivalent to having a quasi-grandmaster bodyguard with him, so he doesn't want to hit whom? If Tang Yi gets the God of War Scorpion, even if he is with Tang Qianji, he can give it a go!
But the problem is that if you want to accept a god of war scorpion as a poisonous pet, how easy is it to say?
Brother Donkey thought back to the combat effectiveness shown by the God of War Scorpion, and felt that his scalp was numb, and then he couldn't help but ask the doubts in his heart: "Tang Yi, how did you raise poisonous insects?" Even if you give them hormones all day long, they won't grow so big! ā
"I don't understand this, it's all ......the five poison rooms in the thirty-six rooms," Tang Yi said this, tears burst into tears: "Boss, I think we can discuss this later, and the most important thing now is to help me pull out the fangs on my ass......"
Brother Donkey then remembered that Tang Yi was still in a state of being exploded by chrysanthemums, and hurriedly put Tang Yi on a big stone and lay on his stomach - Brother Donkey had carefully studied it before putting it down, this is indeed a big stone, according to Tang Yi, Sumeru Mountain spiders are actually rare. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
It stands to reason that the Sumeru Mountain Spider is already in the upper reaches of the food chain of the Thousand Poison Mountains, and it is perfect to have a Sumeru Mountain Spider as a poisonous pet in Tang Yi's dream, as for the terrifying existence of the God of War Scorpion, Tang Yi didn't even dare to dream of it.
Tang Yi pouted his ass in shame and lay on the big stone, and when he turned around, tears were in his eyes, and I saw pity: "Boss, ...... lightly"
Why don't you die? Brother Donkey was also drunk, especially Tang Yi looked so sissy, and slapped Tang Yi on the buttocks: "What nonsense!" Turn your face away! ā
"Boss, I'm afraid of ......," Tang Yi said pitifully.
"I'm afraid of hair! Aren't you known as 'attacking and retreating, Wen can lift the pen to set Lori, Wu can set a wife on the bed, you can bully yourself and suppress Zhengtai in the front, and you can raise your hips to meet the crowd in the back'? The donkey brother was very disdainful, and his fingers pinched the fangs on his ass and shook them.
"Emma hurts!" Tang Yi couldn't help but gasp, he could only turn his head with tears in his eyes, biting his lip with his teeth and muttering: "I'm just bragging......"
"Nope! You can do it! Brother Donkey was arguing with him, of course, this was Brother Donkey's intention to divert Tang Yi's attention, just like Guan Yunchang scraped his bones to cure poison back then, and he couldn't ask Brother Donkey for more without anesthetic.
But the two fangs pierced Tang Yi's ass deeply, and Tang Yi's Hanfu was quite in the way, Brother Donkey thought that it was important to save people, anyway, it was not a big deal if everyone was brothers, so he grabbed Tang Yi's Hanfu with both hands and tore it hard, just listening to the "snort", Tang Yi's entire ass was exposed in front of Brother Donkey's eyes.
"The boss didn't expect you to be this kind of person-" Tang Yi suddenly became anxious, instinctively twisted his body to resist, Pan Xiaoxian's hand was grabbing the fangs to pull out, and Tang Yi twisted his body to affect the operation, so he shouted: "Don't move!" ā
Maybe it's because he has been Pan Xiaoxian's little brother for too long, and he has long been accustomed to obeying Pan Xiaoxian's orders, or maybe he was shocked by Pan Xiaoxian's momentum, or maybe he has absolute trust in Pan Xiaoxian in his heart.
Pan Xiaoxian ignored him, cry and cry, anyway, this guy is a little white face, and besides, this fangs like a big knife are stuck in the buttocks, who doesn't cry?
Pressing Tang Yi's ass to prevent him from moving in pain, Pan Xiaoxian grabbed the fangs with one hand and studied them carefully, because the fangs were full of serrations, if they were pulled hard, the wound would definitely be expanded, and if they cut any arteries, they would die.
After thinking about it again and again, Pan Xiaoxian finally thought of a good idea. He first used the eye of the Condor to see through the dark wound on this half of the fangs, and then used the Lonely Nine Swords to attack the dark wounds on the fangs, and with just one click, this half of the fangs were shattered!
Then the donkey brother cried, paralyzed and miscalculated!
The fangs were broken in Tang Yi's buttocks, the big fragments could be as big as pills, and the small ones were like mung beans, he had to clean the wounds on Tang Yi's buttocks, there were no tools, so many fangs fragments could only be picked by hand, when did he have to pick them! As soon as Brother Donkey's fingers poked into Tang Yi's buttocks, Tang Yi suddenly howled like a pig.
"Boss! Be merciful! Tang Yi cried as he took out a slender silver needle from the leopard skin pouch around his waist: "Boss, I think you can use a needle to pick it, it's okay to be troublesome, it's okay to take a long time, I will definitely remember your grace not to kill!" ā
"Take it out early!" Brother Donkey's face turned red and he took the silver needle: "Do you think I'm willing to stick my finger in your ass?" ā
I'm so sorry for you to stick your finger in my ass! Tang Yi was so painful that he couldn't complain, so he could only lie on the big stone and cry silently.
It would be much easier to pick it with a silver needle, after all, Brother Donkey has now recovered his hand speed, and if it was before, Tang Yi would not know how much he would have suffered.
After picking out, Pan Xiaoxian pulled out the other fang, still concocted in the same way, and after cleaning up the fangs fragments, Pan Xiaoxian took the wound medicine handed over by Tang Yi and carefully applied it to Tang Yi.
Before, because it was important to save people, Brother Donkey really didn't think about it so much, but now that the fangs have been cleaned and it is time to take medicine, Brother Donkey can't help but have some strange thoughts - Tang Seng's ass is so white, so tender, and so slippery......
Wait a minute! What the hell am I thinking? This is my brother!
Brother Donkey's whole person is not good, after taking the medicine, he hurriedly helped Tang Yi cover his buttocks, but he didn't expect that Tang Yi's butt was still constantly appearing in his mind after the covering, Brother Donkey couldn't help but look like earth, pills, could it be that I, a white lotus that comes out of the mud and is not stained with green lotus but not demons, is it so tainted by him......
Wrong! I don't know why, but it always feels like something is not quite right! Maybe it was because Tang Yi's butt had passed through Brother Donkey's mind too many times, and the parts that he had deliberately avoided before became clearer and clearer in his mind, until he suddenly woke up.
"Tang Seng, do you have eggs?" Brother Donkey's eyes widened and he cried out in disbelief.
Tang Yi turned around with tears in his eyes, and shouted ashamedly and annoyedly: "Labor and management are women, is there an egg swollen in the wood?" It's swollen! ā
"Hiss......" Brother Donkey couldn't help but gasp, and suddenly felt that Tang Yi had been ruined by the three views, like dumpling filling.
Tang Seng is a woman?
Brother Donkey had never thought about this, but at this moment, Tang Yi's words were like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, which woke him up at once, and at the same time, many doubts about Tang Yi in his mind also came out.
No wonder Tang Yi's little white face is so natural, even more beautiful than most girls, and he doesn't grow a beard!
No wonder Tang Yi is so petite, like a primary school student, even in the Tang Sect, he is so short and outstanding!
No wonder he robbed Tang Yi of the girl he liked, but Tang Yi was still able to be his little brother, and he didn't have the humiliation of having a green head at all!
No wonder......
Many small details that Pan Xiaoxian didn't care about before have all been solved at this moment, maybe for a man, these small details are indeed quite strange, but if they are substituted for the girl, it seems that everything can be explained.
Pan Xiaoxian thought of Tang Chuan's attitude and tone when he spoke to him before, and at that time, he only felt that something was wrong, but after substituting Tang Yi into the identity of a girl, and then carefully tasting the same words, he would find that he felt like his father-in-law was talking to his son-in-law!
Diverging his thoughts again, Pan Xiaoxian thought that Tang Yi was very cold to everyone in Tangjiabao, could it be just to hide the truth that he was a girl?
But...... But how could he be a girl? Obviously, he's still robbing women with me! Obviously, he is also open-mouthed, and he is forced to close his mouth, which is super wear-resistant! Obviously, there is no taboo for him to brag and fart when he is with me! Clearly......
Obviously he's just a man, although he has a little white face, how can he become a girl all of a sudden? Brother Donkey couldn't believe this fact, but just now Tang Yi had already proved this fact himself!
"You, are you really a woman?" Pan Xiaoxian asked cautiously, although he already knew the truth in his heart, he still wanted to confirm it in person, after all, this reversal was really too unexpected for him, and he was still confused.
"Damn, I've been seen by you, you still don't believe it?" Tang Yi was so angry that her little white face turned green, and a pair of small hands wiped her face a few times, and her appearance suddenly changed. In fact, the change is not very big, that is, her silhouette still looks very manly and thick before, but after she wiped it a few times, the entire facial contour softened, and it turned out to be a loli face, and it was beautiful!
As a four-cornered young man, Tang Yi obviously had the psychology of breaking the jar and giving up on herself after being seen by Brother Donkey, after she removed the disguise on her face, she pulled the big neckline of Hanfu, revealing her flat small chest muscles.
I saw Tang Yi gently pick at her collarbone with her fingernails, and she actually tore off a thin layer of artificial skin - the artificial skin covering her entire upper body!
What was exposed was Tang Yi's real chest, although it was not too undulating, but it could still be seen that the pair of petite and delicate Wangzi steamed buns were indeed only available to girls, and men would never look like this.
"Now you're satisfied, right?" Tang Yi angrily put Wangzai's small steamed bun towards Pan Xiaoxian: "Satisfied!" ā
"Full, satisfied...... "Brother Donkey is scared silly, if I say I'm not satisfied, you won't take off your pants, right?"
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