Chapter 191: Boring Man
"Help, help, help, help! Help, come on...... Someone grabbed the festival! The mechanical boy struggled and shouted for help.
The mechanical boy Xiaolai was pressed tightly by him and couldn't move.
Dare to play him, Tong Xiaolai is welcome!
The machine knew that it was wrong, and begged for mercy: "Dear, dear, no, no, no!" My eggs are about to break! Don't, ah! ”
"Click!" The egg is broken......
Mechanical boy Xiaolai took out two salted duck eggs from his chest and showed them, they were really broken, and that was his breakfast today.
This illustrates a truth, when the snipe and the clam fight, the eggs will break, and they will be beaten and cherished.
The mechanical boy Xiao Lai pushed his nose back, pushed the crooked bridge of his nose back, and said, "Please calm your anger, please listen to me slowly." ”
Tong Xiaolai's eyes were also swollen, and he listened to him.
Tong Xiaolai specially reminded: "The past is unbearable, pick the key points." ”
"Eh, guest officer, that's a bad word. Where did I go? By the way, you were beaten badly, and the woman was robbed, and then on the way back with you, I picked up the ball. ”
The mechanical boy Xiaolai looked at him with satisfaction and said that he was done.
Tong Xiaolai opened a panda eye and waited for him for a long time.
The two looked at each other ambiguously.
Tong Xiaolai was completely blindfolded and said, "This is the end?!" ”
"Hmm." Mechanical boy Lai nodded.
Dare to play him again, Tong Xiaolai couldn't hold back anymore, grabbed his collar and said wildly: "You TM tossed for a long time, just tell me that you picked up a ball." I'll fuck you! Tong Xiaolai did it again.
"Dear, dear, you can't do it there, you can't do it as a guest officer! The egg is broken, the egg is broken! Don't, ah! ”
The mechanical boy Xiao Lai took out two salted duck eggs from his chest and said, "You not only ruined my breakfast, but also ruined my lunch, I'm not done with you!" The two of them pinched again.
After a fight, the two ended up fighting. The mechanical boy Xiao Lai pushed the bridge of his nose that was crooked again, and Tong Xiao Lai listened quietly to him with his two panda eyes open.
"Is there any festival?" Mechanical boy Lai asked.
"Do you want bricks?" Tong Xiaolai returned.
The mechanical boy Xiaolai continued: "I checked the probe ball, and it turned out that the information was not transmitted back to the headquarters at all! Q, what does this mean? ”
"Your balls won't work!" Tong Xiaolai said.
"Your balls won't work! It shows that our time and space are not on the same channel at all! The place we are in is so far away from the original world that even gravitational waves can't reach it.
"Gravitational waves can transcend dimensions, travel through time and space, and easily reach anywhere they want to go, but in this place now, even gravitational waves can't do anything. It's really incredible. We have been in the universe for so many years, and we have never encountered such a thing. The mechanical boy Xiaolai was shocked, it seemed that he meant what he said.
Even if what he says is true, so what? Tong Xiaolai only wants to save Xia Yuxuan now.
"Well, I'm not interested in your ball! I'm going to save my little Xuanxuan. ”
Tong Xiaolai patted the dust on his body and cheered up again. He's going to save people.
"Good! It can be saved, and everyone wants to save it! Then how do you save it, and what do you save it?! The mechanical boy Lai told him very frankly. This is a very real problem that they have to face.
They have also seen the strength of the demon, and its face, will it let people go easily? Mechanical Tong Xiaolai advised Tong Xiaolai not to think about it with his brain before he set off.
Tong Xiaolai thought about it carefully and said, "I think we should directly mobilize people to kill it, and then sit down with it and have a good talk and be reasonable!" ”
"And what if we can't talk?"
"If you can't talk. Hmph, then let's draw a circle and curse it. Or let's go first, you stay and persuade it to be a good person! Well, Tong Xiaolai thought about it carefully and said that he was very satisfied with this idea.
"I wonder what you think?" Tong Xiaolai asked.
"I'm going to your grandma's chili sauce, why don't you let me die with it directly?!"
Seeing him say this, Tong Xiaolai patted him on the shoulder happily and encouraged: "Oh, young man, it's really rare to have such a deep consciousness at such a young age." Go, don't let the red world hinder your steps, move forward bravely, and the future must belong to you! Dear, I'm optimistic about you! ”
Tong Xiaolai's words completely angered the mechanical boy Xiaolai, and the mechanical boy Xiaolai said righteously: "Tong Xiaolai, I am also very anxious that Xiao Xuanxuan was arrested, but can you consider my feelings?!" I think the circle of the curse should be drawn two! ”
The two "snapped" a high-five. Tong Xiaolai felt that it made sense, and this matter was decided so happily!
"Wait!"
After a while, Tong Xiaolai suddenly recalled and said unhappily, "Is Xiao Xuanxuan's name you?" ”
"Can't you let me rub it? Cheapskate! The mechanical boy said even more unhappily.
"You think you're rubbing other people's WiFi, you can rub anything! If you have the ability, you call out to the old king next door, do you think he agrees?! At this moment, Tong Xiaolai's eyes were on fire.
I saw that the mechanical boy Xiao Lai had an idea and said: "If Lao Wang next door doesn't agree, it must be because he is Lao Zhang next door!" ”
Tong Xiaolai had a second move and said: "If Lao Zhang next door doesn't agree, it must be because he is Lao Liu next door!" ”
The mechanical boy Xiao Lai moved three times: "If Lao Liu next door doesn't agree, it must be because he is Lao Zhao next door!" ”
Tong Xiaolai was very active: "If Lao Zhao next door still doesn't agree, it must be because he is Lao Li next door!" ”
"Old money next door!"
"The grandson next door!"
"The boss next door!"
"Husband next door!"
“……”
Until the two of them said all the surnames of the hundred families, if no one agreed......
Yes! The two of them gasped, and then they saw that the two of them suddenly became extremely gloomy, and their faces turned black, as if the surroundings had also become gloomy.
The two said coldly: "If he still doesn't agree, then it must be a ghost!" Could it be, ghost! Above! Net! ”
"Ahh
The two screamed violently, Tong Xiaolai turned his head suddenly, and a little girl stood behind him at some point.
"Ugh!!"
Tong Xiaolai was startled when he looked at the little girl.
On the ruins behind her, the little girl turned pale and held a terrifying rag doll in her hand.
As soon as the mechanical boy Xiaolai turned around, there was a strange woman standing behind him.
The little girl suddenly pointed her finger at Tong Xiaolai, and Tong Xiaolai was startled when she saw it.
I saw that the little girl said very cutely: "Mom, look at these two brothers, it's so boring." ”
I saw my mother holding the little girl's hand and comforting in front of her: "Child, don't be afraid, when you grow up in the future, one day, you will be as boring as them." Then the mother took the little girl by the hand and walked away.
Odd? Tong Xiaolai thought to himself, it is rare to meet such a cute little girl in such a place. This little girl looks very well-behaved and sensible.
I didn't expect such a fate, so Tong Xiaolai was behind her, waved to her enthusiastically and said, "Goodbye!" ”
The little girl didn't look back, but the rag doll in her hand fell out of her arms, revealing a head, and her eyes were bleeding from the water, and she waved goodbye to Tong Xiaolai......
However, the mechanical Tong Xiaolai looked even more weird, and said stiffly: "Tong Xiaolai, let me ask you, didn't you see her mother's other hand just now, carrying a bloody human head?" ”
Tong Xiaolai hurriedly looked in the direction he was pointing, and found that her mother and the little girl were long gone......
Tong Xiaolai also looked weird, and said stiffly: "Mechanical Tong Xiaolai, I also have something I want to ask you, is Xiao Xuanxuan your name?" Tong Xiaolai is not done with him.
It's been so long, and he still remembers!
Mechanical Tong Xiaolai glanced at him: "Tong Xiaolai, I found that you are really a piece of shit among thousands of flowers, stinky and shameless!" ”
"Who are you talking about, you stink and shameless!"
The two didn't agree and pinched again, it was really a friendly cucumber to shoot it.
I heard a commotion outside, thinking that there was something outside, and the others were driven out of the rubble.
After coming out, they asked in a panic, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? What the hell was your name? Is something wrong? ”
Seeing that everyone had come out, the two sides stopped, and the two pushed each other and separated.
Tong Xiaolai said: "Oh, it's nothing, it's probably just two ghosts passing by, and they're gone." ”
A fat man appeared among the people who came out, and the fat man also came out, Tong Xiaolai saw this familiar figure, jumped over, hugged the fat man and said excitedly: "Great, fat man, you finally woke up!" ”
Now both of them have woken up, and everyone is happy for them.
"Fatty, eldest brother knows your thoughts about Mu Lingyi, that is life is precious, love is more valuable, if it is for the sake of Yiyi, both can be thrown.
"Big brother also knows that you can't see Mu Lingyi being bullied by the devil, big brother really didn't see the wrong person, but next time remember, don't be so reckless, even if it's for the Yiyi you like, you can't do this. Mu Lingyi, you said yes, right? Mu Lingyi, please persuade him. Tong Xiaolai hurriedly matched the two ends.
Tong Xiaolai thought to himself: Since the fat man likes Mu Lingyi, it would be great if the two of them could be together. In this way, the fat man found the object, and Mu Lingyi also found the object, so that the problem of the two of them was solved. It couldn't have been better. Tong Xiaolai secretly applauded in his heart.
The fat man gave up his life for Mu Lingyi, this is a rare opportunity for the fat man, maybe Mu Lingyi was moved by him.
Tong Xiaolai said good things to the fat man side by side, and matched them one by one.
However, Mu Lingyi ignored what Tong Xiaolai said, and instead stepped forward to care about him, did the two pandas have eye pain?
"Oops!" Tong Xiaolai covered his eyes, and then realized that the window of his soul was injured.
The mechanical boy Xiaolai also pushed the bridge of his nose vigorously on the side.
Alas, I vaguely heard a lamentation from the fat man......
Now, everyone has to face the current situation again, and everyone is worried.
"Big brother, what should we do now? Xia Yuxuan was captured by the devil, don't you really want Xia Yuxuan? The fat man asked.
"Hmph, don't, how could it not be! It's the first time I've seen such a stupid girl. Isn't she a top student, doesn't she crush my IQ every time with a roll? Didn't she think she was amazing? Messed up this time, right? This stupid girl, stupid like this, I don't want anyone to dare to ask for it. Lao Tzu can't spare her! Ahh
Hey, there's movement!
At this time, the painting in Xiao Jin's hand kept shaking, making a lot of movement, attracting everyone's attention.