After work, Yan Xi collapsed on the sofa and looked half-dead.

"Our generation, what's going on!" Jiang Li changed her clothes and urged her with a questioning face, "What are you waiting for!" Let's go change your clothes! ”

Yan Xi glanced at her and said quietly: "I'm thinking about the true meaning of life." ”

"I think you haven't drunk in a long time, and you feel like your body is being hollowed out, isn't it?" Jiang Li glanced at her half-dead appearance and proposed, "Why don't we two buy some snacks and drink in my room?" ”

"Okay! Second generation, you know me too well. Yan Xi immediately became active as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and muttered while changing clothes, "Hey, wine is food*!" Hehe, the more you drink, the younger you get! He quickly changed his clothes and made a walking expression to Jiang Li.

Packed a few dishes that they both loved, and the two of them went to the wine cabinet.

"What are we going to drink? Baker, Heineken or Budweiser. Jiang Li looked at the dazzling signs on the wine counter.

"Drink Budweiser!" Yan Xi pointed to Budweiser beer, "Budweiser is constipated and does not contain sugar." ”

"Alright! Then drink Budweiser, and tomorrow you will have diarrhea and lose weight. ”

"Yes, yes, hahaha..."

A case of wine was much heavier than expected, and the two of them were dumbfounded downstairs at Jiang Li's house, and in the end, they could only carry one floor on their backs, and finally climbed to the seventh floor out of breath.

Jiang's father and Jiang's mother were already asleep, Jiang Qi was not at home, they entered the room lightly and closed the door, sat on the ground Yan Xi took out the packaged dishes from the bag, and Jiang Li opened the lid of the box.

Hot and sour cabbage, fried tofu dipped in soy sauce and vinegar, dry pot cabbage, dry stir-fried beef, braised large intestine and braised tofu, are all things they like to eat, one person divided twelve bottles of wine, opened the lid of the can, Jiang Li took out two beer glasses, and one bottle just filled a whole glass.

"The first bottle, it's dry."

"It has to be done."

Cheers, tilted up, drank it all, and couldn't help but sigh in one go, perfect.

"Now, the cabbage leaves are for you to eat." Yan Xi likes to eat cabbage leaves and doesn't like to eat cabbage stalks, Jiang Li will always eat the cabbage stalks, and send the cabbage leaves to her mouth.

The two of them are in the same bowl every time they eat, and the two of them hold the spoon together, and they never mind eating each other's saliva.

"Love you, Mo Da..." Yan Xi opened his mouth to catch it, poured a full bottle of wine, picked up the wine glass and said to Jiang Li: "My love for you is all in this glass of wine, come, come, come, the feelings are deep." ”

"It must be boring, it can't be boring if this word comes out." Jiang Li raised his wine glass, and the glasses touched gently, making a crisp and pleasant sound.

"Tell you something secretly," Jiang Li sandwiched a piece of fried tofu and dipped it in sauce vinegar, "My parents like you very much, and asked me to take you home to play and live at home, and let my brother chase you harder." ”

"Really? Then I'm too embarrassed to come to your house! Yan Xi opened the bag, turned it out from the inside, and a lollipop opened it and put it in his mouth.

"That's what I told my parents, if you knew, you wouldn't dare to come to our house, they told me not to tell you, I couldn't help it, haha."

"It's good that I'm thick-skinned, so I can pretend I don't know, hehe..."

"I just knew you had thick skin, so I'll tell you."

"Otherwise, I'll marry your brother in the future," Yan Xi said seriously: "Then we will be a family." ”

Jiang Li agreed: "Okay! That would make my parents laugh in their dreams. ”

"Then I will abuse you, be a vicious sister-in-law, and not let you go home to live."

"Don't be like this, in fact, my brother is not worthy of you, you can marry better."

The two of them looked at each other and smiled.

After three rounds of drinking, they began to go to the toilet frequently.

"See what I found?" Jiang Li was holding a bottle of Site liquor and a bottle of Sprite in his hand, "That Huang Yuchen said that liquor and Sprite will make people drunk unconsciously, do you want to try it?" ”

"Take two smaller cups, these two are so big, how much liquor you have to pour, I'll get it." Yan Xi said and walked out.

Yan Xi took two rock cups and put them on the table, Jiang Li mixed them and poured in the liquor and Sprite, covered it with a paper towel, and knocked the wine glass on the table, the mixture of liquor and Sprite immediately burst into crystal clear bubbles, instantly overflowing the entire cup, and it exploded coolly.

"Let's go?" Jiang Li picked up the cup and took a sip first.

Yan Xi also picked up the cup and tried it, "It tastes good!" ”

The taste of the wine becomes lighter, the entrance has a slight sweetness, the spicy taste is neutralized by the sweetness, the taste is softer, the taste is sweet, there is a slight spicy feeling and it makes it dynamic, intoxicating, the aftertaste is endless, the overall feeling is very unique, it is an ultimate enjoyment.

The two of them fell under the sweetness, and they really went up unconsciously.

I don't know who mentioned the marriage first, but it turned out to be out of control.

"We will marry closer in the future, so that it is convenient to drink wine for a lifetime." Yan Xi patted Jiang Li on the shoulder, "We are a combination of heavenly, a lifetime of heavenly, and a lifetime of wine." ”

"Yes, definitely." Jiang Li nodded, she was holding a piece of beef to Yan Xi to eat, but she didn't catch it halfway and fell to the ground, so she clamped it again.

"It's better for the two of us to marry into the same family, so that we can both bully our mother-in-law together." Yan Xi said with a smile: "No matter how bad you are, you have to marry a neighbor." ”

"This is good, we have to carry a lantern to find it, we must find the ...... of the two brothers"

"You must not marry too far, if you marry too far, we won't see each other, we will meet once a year and a half," Yan Xi said and choked up, "Then I won't love you, woo~~~"

Jiang Li saw her crying, and then cried with a cry of 'wow~~', "I won't marry, I won't marry far, I'll marry your neighbors, we will marry close." ”

"I love you, Jiang Li, you are my confidant, you are my second generation of......"

"I love you too, Yan Xi, we are friends who are irreversible, you are my generation......"

There was a cry in the room, waking up Jiang's father and Jiang's mother, Jiang's mother opened Jiang Li's room door worriedly, and walked in, at this time, the room was in a mess, cans were scattered everywhere, Jiang Li Yanxi hugged a ball and cried.

"What's wrong with you?" Jiang's father and Jiang's mother were confused.

The two of them who were crying looked up blankly and had teary eyes, and wiped away their tears.

"It's okay, Mom and Dad, go to sleep!"

"It's okay, it's okay, uncle and aunt, go to sleep!"

Mother Jiang took the bag to clean up the wine bottles on the ground, Yan Xi stepped forward and took the bag, "Auntie, go to sleep!" We will keep these and collect them ourselves. ”

"Vomit~~" Jiang Li felt that her stomach was turning over and the sea was vomiting, Yan Xi hurriedly sent the trash can to her, "Vomit~~Vomit~~" Jiang Li vomited.

"Tsk... Why do you two kids drink so much? Dad Jiang picked up his treasured bottle of wine and couldn't help but shake his head.

"It's okay, it's okay, uncle and aunt, go to sleep!" Yan Xi patted Jiang Li on the back, "I'll take care of her." ”

"Go, go, uncles and aunts, go to sleep! We'll clean it up after ourselves, and you guys go to bed! Rest assured! Yan Xi urged.

"Then you two stop crying."

"Okay, let's stop crying, go back to sleep."

Jiang's father and Jiang's mother had no choice but to go back to the room, and when they heard that the two didn't cry anymore, they slept with peace of mind.

Jiang Li was paralyzed after vomiting, and Yan Xi helped her to the bed and the two fell asleep face to face.

"Vomit~vomit~" Jiang Li vomited again and sprayed it on Yan Xi's face, Yan Xi raised his head and wiped it on his face, patted Jiang Li's back and comforted: "Okay, okay, it's okay~"

Immediately after that, the two of them fell asleep again with a large pile of vomit.

The next day, the alarm clock on the mobile phone rang, Jiang Li opened her eyes and saw the scum of vomit all over Yan Xi's face and neck at first glance, and there were traces of vomit everywhere on the quilt on the pillow.

"Generation, wake up." Jiang Li shook her shoulder.

Yan Xi opened his eyes, only to feel that the world was spinning, and he saw a window on the left and a window on the right, and the two windows trembled and merged into a complete window.

Jiang Li vomited last night, and the wine was all gone, but Yan Xi didn't vomit, and the wine was all held in his body, causing a serious hangover.

"My head is going to blow up!" Yan Xi reached out and gently smashed it on his head.

"How do you throw up all over the place." Jiang Li looked at her with disgust.

"You threw up." Yan Xi opened his mouth weakly.

"Didn't I throw up before I went to sleep?" Jiang Li couldn't believe that she had vomited her.

"You threw up again." Yan Xi gently pressed his temples with both hands.

"Really?"

"Really."

Yan Xi sat up, his stomach churning hot, and he was extremely uncomfortable.

She finally couldn't help but vomit when she was taking a shower, and she vomited again when she brushed her teeth.

The hangover of all evils, Yan Xi vomited whatever she ate for the next day, and she had to vomit when she drank water, even the sauerkraut powder that usually revived the hangover's stomach with full blood couldn't save her, she barely ate half a bowl, and even the bile spit out after a while.

I was hangover all day, and I couldn't move all day, and after this time, Yan Xi vowed never to drink liquor again.

After this time, the two of them were drunk and cried together, and were publicized everywhere by Jiang's father, so that many years later, when they drank, Jiang's father's first words were to say to them: You two are drunk, don't cry anymore.

As soon as night fell, Yan Xi's hangover was finally alleviated, and she ate half a bowl of stomach-nourishing porridge that Ling Xingyu gave her.

and told her that she stewed medicinal pork belly soup at night, Yan Xi actually didn't want to drink it, she knew that while drinking the soup, she had to listen to him talk like her father, so she asked him to the milk tea shop, thinking that there were too many people, he was always embarrassed to chatter! As a result, she was wrong, in Ling Xingyu's eyes, was it with its own shielding function? I don't want to see anyone, even if I stand in front of him, he can directly block you out.