Chapter 125: Rhombus Cone (2)
Tong Xiaolai wanted to unmask him, but it was not appropriate to start directly now, he must have taken precautions. Tong Xiaolai needs to wait for the opportunity.
He handed over the dishes, Tong Xiaolai took the dishes he gave and looked at them carefully, took them and looked at them for a long time, but he didn't see a reason, and he didn't know what the difference was in the greens grown in this place.
I saw the farmer uncle's explanation: "This is not an ordinary green vegetable, this is our unique life spicilla here!" ”
The fat man frowned and said, "What? Ginseng white herb? ”
The old man frowned and said, "What? People liter Scailla? ”
Tong Xiaolai frowned and said, "What grass?" Human life scaella? Tong Xiaolai thought to himself, how heavy does this smell have?
The peasant uncle didn't have the face to look at it, so he taught them to read and write: "It's not ginseng scamore, it's not human sheng schienia, it's not human strinia, it's life shamina." Come, follow me and read, life ~ Baiwei ~ grass. ”
The farmer uncle was going to teach them to read and write, and this was a good opportunity to increase their knowledge, and the three of them studied together seriously.
Fat man: "People are deep and have a hundred flavors ~ grass." ”
Lao Yu: "The white taste of life ~ grass." ”
Tong Xiaolai: "People stretch out the taste ~ grass." ”
Uncle Farmer: "What the hell are you reading?" ”
The farmer uncle taught them over and over again, and he took the trouble to teach them patiently, and I have to say that he was really a good teacher. Uncle Farmer taught: "Come on, come on, don't worry, follow me and read it again, life ~ Baiwei ~ grass...... I really hope that your Chinese teacher didn't see this paragraph, otherwise you would really have no face to stay on Earth. ”
Thirty minutes passed......
Tong Xiaolai and the three of them suddenly realized: "Oh~ Life Berenia, you said it earlier, Life Berella!" ”
Then Tong Xiaolai looked at the cabbage in his hand and was happy, and said, "If you want to tease me, you won't go to improve your level first." If you get us a cabbage, you want to fool us, this is, life ~ Baiwei ~ grass! Are you bullying me for not eating carrots? ”
The fat man kindly reminded: "Big brother, this is cabbage, not a carrot." ”
Tong Xiaolai roared: "Does this make a difference to me? Because carrots and bok choy are vegetables, I don't like to eat them! ”
"What kind of logic is this?"
The fat man was a little puzzled, nodded and said, "Yes, yes, what the eldest brother said makes sense, and whatever the eldest brother says in the future will be what it is." So what do we want for this dish? Or don't? ”
"Yes, Chek. Why not? If you don't have any loot, you're embarrassed to say that you've fought on the battlefield. This cabbage is the best proof that we are taking the lead for the earth, and I will put it away first, thank you. Tong Xiaolai said and put this life spicin into his bag.
Tong Xiaolai didn't understand, and asked him why a good Chinese cabbage should be called a life of scamore?
Uncle Farmer explains: "Because ...... Because...... Because of the flavors of life, sweet and sour, bitter and salty, the sun is very spicy when planting vegetables, and the process is very bitter, but you really enjoy the fruits of labor, and it is very sweet when you eat, if you accidentally put too much salt, it will be very salty when you eat, and if you take vinegar to soak it and then eat it, it will be very sour, so you can run through a lot of life principles from a Chinese cabbage.
"When you taste all the sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty on a Chinese cabbage, this is no longer a simple Chinese cabbage, but a living bacilla."
"Hmm."
Tong Xiaolai felt that this nonsense was very reasonable, and the words were not coarse. "It seems that a farmer uncle who can't teach and write is not a good life mentor, so it's good if you are happy."
Tong Xiaolai didn't expect them to come to this place, they didn't make noise or fight, but talked nonsense with him seriously, Tong Xiaolai found that they didn't take the arrival of the three of them as a thing, both sending cabbage and reasoning, none of them were serious.
Tong Xiaolai didn't know what they were up to, so did he just let them go? Do you want to do whatever you want?
Tong Xiaolai thought to himself, doesn't it matter if you blow up this bunker and demolish this illegal building in the sky? Honestly, he really wanted to.
Tong Xiaolai pointed to his nose and said, "I recognize your old face, tell me quickly, who are you?!" "Carefully speaking, I recognize the mask on his face.
Tong Xiaolai has a photo as proof, and Tong Xiaolai took a picture of him on the day he and the doctor came.
Tong Xiaolai still remembers that he once turned out the photo to show Lu Bu, and Lu Bu was startled at that time.
"This ...... This is him, this is this man, he is the one who resurrected me! Lu Bu said.
Tong Xiaolai also asked the bride and groom the same question at that time, and also turned over the photos, showed them them, and showed them carefully.
After repeated confirmations, the bride and groom affirmed that the stranger who signed the death contract for them back then was also the person in the mobile phone photo.
At this time, Tong Xiaolai finally understood, and pierced the truth with one word: "So there is only one truth!" Stay by the doctor's side, resurrect Lu Bu, and the one who signed the death contract is you! Fool the Chinese cabbage into me ginseng, fool the ginseng into me and I am the grass and you are the people! You damn it, seed! Cuisine! Person! ”
The farmer uncle said helplessly: "What is the hateful vegetable grower? Also, I'm talking about life, not ginseng, ginseng is your own mistake, okay? How many times have I taught you, why don't you understand? I've never taught a student as bad as you. Punish you to copy your life 10,000 times until you doubt it. ”
"Huh, admit it? Reluctantly admit it, right? Take off the mask for Lao Tzu, otherwise Lao Tzu will be unkind to you! Tong Xiaolai had already started before he finished speaking. He didn't pick it, Tong Xiaolai came to pick it for him.
presumptuous, how can he let him mess around.
As soon as Tong Xiaolai made a move, he stretched out his hand to block it, and then the two fought, you punched, I punched, Tong Xiaolai beat him and wanted to take off his mask at the same time.
After the two finished fighting, they pinched each other, Tong Xiaolai broke out in anger, bared his teeth and grinned: "Say it quickly, why do you want to kill me?!" Why kill us?! Everything behind this is arranged by you, isn't it?! Also, why invade the planet?! Why kill?! What happened to them all?! "Tong Xiaolai is serious, pinch him to death.
The peasant uncle did not show weakness, but also pinched his neck, bared his teeth and grinned: "I did it!" I did it! What do you think?! I'm happy! I'd love to! Can you handle it?! Competent! Beat my little chest! ”
"Bang!" Tong Xiaolai pulled out a punch and slammed it into his chest, "Lao Tzu beat you to death!" ”
Uncle Farmer looked at his chest and said, "If you dare to beat me, then I will beat you too!" ”
"Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang...... "You beat me, I beat you, beat each other's small chests, the difference in painting style is that you beat to death."
The two of them were not satisfied, and they kicked each other, and one gave the other a kick and kicked the other away.
Tong Xiaolai kicked him away, and Uncle Farmer kicked him away.
Tong Xiaolai was kicked away by him and went straight backwards until he hit the coffin and stopped, which was the mechanical coffin placed next to the vegetable patch.
Tong Xiaolai fell to the ground, pulling it with one hand, and holding the coffin up. The coffin caught his attention again.
What kind of coffin is this? Who's in it? He wanted to take a look.
Tong Xiaolai stopped his hand and didn't fight him first, watching this coffin was more interesting than beating him, because TM's was really painful.
The top of the coffin is transparent, and the coffin lid is made of transparent material, but the height of this coffin is too high, Tong Xiaolai can't go up alone, he needs a god to assist.
This god assists the old man, and the old man pats his strong arm and shows off his muscles.
The old man was clinging to the coffin, leaning on the coffin to hold his hand, Tong Xiaolai ran for a while, stepped on his hand, jumped up, and climbed on top of the coffin. Since it is a transparent material, you can see the inside.
But I saw that it was no one else lying inside, it was Tong Xiaolai who had been looking for Tong Xiaolai for nine years!
Tong Xiaolai knows that in another world, there is also a woman who loves him deeply, waiting, praying, waiting, calling her lover home.
Tong Xiaolai lived up to his trust and finally found him at this moment. Don't covet anything, just because you love her, in order to fulfill a promise you made to a woman before leaving.
Tong Xiaolai thought that if this happened to him, if he and Xia Yuxuan got married, he was kidnapped, leaving Xia Yuxuan alone and growing old alone, that picture, Tong Xiaolai couldn't even think of it.
Just because he loves Xia Yuxuan, he hopes that even Xia Yuxuan from another world will live happily, because in his eyes, they are all Xia Yuxuan; And Tong Xiaolai and Nine-Year Tong Xiaolai are the same, they are in the eyes of Xia Yuxuan in the parallel world, they are all Tong Xiaolai.
Tong Xiaolai loves Xia Yuxuan, Xia Yuxuan loves Tong Xiaolai, it can be said that Tong Xiaolai fell in love with two Xia Yuxuan because of one Xia Yuxuan, and Xia Yuxuan can also be said to be in love with two Tong Xiaolai because of one Tong Xiaolai, they can be said to love the same person, but not the same person, so this love is very complicated and contradictory.
Tong Xiaolai is precisely to solve this complexity, this contradiction, and choose to let the staggered fates be separated again, so that everything is back on track today, no matter what, he has to take the nine-year-old Tong Xiaolai back today, let everything go back to the past, and let the happy people be happy.
Tong Xiaolai said to the coffin: "Hey, you guy, you have been sleeping for so long, you should wake up." ”
Tong Xiaolai can see his sleeping self inside, and nine years later, he is lying motionless inside, with some inexplicable equipment and tubes connected to his body.
Seeing that he was ruined like this, Tong Xiaolai really felt heartache for himself. Dare to do this to himself, Tong Xiaolai really wants to stink these hateful robots and dismantle them into scrap copper and iron.
Tong Xiaolai jumped down from the coffin, got angry, grabbed the peasant uncle's collar and said, "Who the hell are you?!" ”