Erlang God and Roaring Sky Dog, why are these two goods here?

Is it here to hunt down this seat?

But this picture is also harmonious, right?

Wrong! It seems that Yang Jian came to see Agarwood, after all, he is now his nephew.

Of course, Ou Yangming must not call him uncle.

"Hey! Feed! Feed! What are you two sneaking around? That little white face, don't look around, it's about you and the dog. Ou Yangming pointed to Erlang God and the Roaring Sky Dog and said.

Yang Jian's face was about to turn green, and his nephew scolded him for being a little white face.

After all, he is also the judicial god of the heavenly court, and one day he will be pointed at his nose and scolded by the little white face, and the most important thing is that he can't turn his face yet.

"Wow!! Barking!! ”

The Howling Dog, a loyal dog, began to bark directly.

How could Ou Yangming not understand its words, don't forget himself, there is also a roaring dog.

"That dog, you're Wangwang, believe it or not, I stewed it? Making dog meat hot pot? ”

As soon as these words came out, the Roaring Sky Dog suddenly retracted to Yang Jian's legs, not daring to squeak.

"That little white face, who are you? What do you want to do when you come to our Liujia Village? ”

Ou Yangming walked up to Erlang God and asked stupidly.

"Didn't Liu Yanchang tell you about me?"

After Ou Yangming heard this, he took his eyes, looked Erlang God up and down, and said slowly.

"You owe our family?"

"Hahaha!!"

There was a burst of laughter by the river, and then it disappeared in an instant.

Of course, Ou Yangming knew that it was the Roaring Sky Dog who was laughing, and he pretended to be ignorant and said.

"That bastard is laughing? Believe it or not, I emasculated you? ”

The corners of Erlang God's mouth twitched, and he found that this nephew seemed to be a little two?

"I don't owe money to your family, Liu Yanchang didn't tell you, do you have any relatives in your family?"

"Relatives? Yes, there was a fourth aunt in a strange costume, but I never called her. It's Liu Yanchang, I haven't even called him those two words. Relatives are dispensable. ”

Erlang God found that it was a mistake to come here today.

This kid seems to have taken a crooked path, and he didn't call Liu Yanchang's father.

"Agarwood, have you ever thought about what you want to do?" Erlang God didn't want to be entangled on this topic all the time, so he hurriedly diverted his words.

Ouyang Ming smiled to himself, I didn't fool you today, I'm sorry for what you besieged me in the first place.

"Yes!"

Erlang God looked at Ou Yangming, who had a longing on his face, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Thankfully, this kid was able to break it up.

Immediately after Ou Yangming's next sentence, he was stunned.

"I want to be the Jade Emperor, and then find more than a hundred fairies to be wives, and by the way, I will make Erlang God and their roaring dogs into dog meat hot pot, and eat a big meal. But before that, I want to learn from Sun Wukong and make trouble in the Heavenly Palace!

first went to destroy the Pan Tao Society of Heavenly Court, then teased the Seven Fairies, and finally kicked over Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace. What do you think? Isn't my dream great? ”

The Roaring Sky Dog has shrunk behind Erlang God, this kid really dares to think about it!

The corners of Erlang God's eyes kept twitching, you are going to rebel!

In front of me, the god of justice, he said that he wanted to create a rebellion against the heavenly court, your child's dream, it is really, it is really a dream.

"Agarwood, you're just a dream, I'm asking, what are you going to do in the future, what can you do." Erlang God patted Ou Yangming's shoulder and seduced him step by step.

Ou Yangming slapped Erlang God's hand open, and said with horizontal eyes.

"How do you know that I can't make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, become the Jade Emperor, and take more than a hundred fairies as wives?"

"Agarwood, do you know what the Jade Emperor does? He holds 36 heavens and 72 earths, and is in charge of all things such as gods, immortals, Buddhas, human beings, demons, and the underworld, and his power is boundless.

But they have to go through 1,750 eons, each of which is 129,600 years. You do the math of how many years he must have before he can enjoy this supreme path. Can you hold on?

What's more, there is also the shackles of the heavenly strip, immortals can't have love, you want to take more than a hundred fairies as wives, even if you sit on the Jade Emperor, it is impossible to get it! As for making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, do you really think that the monkey relied on his own ability to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace?

Let's not talk about anything else, it's the owner of the roaring dog you said, and Erlang God can have a tie with him. There are countless Heavenly Court supernatural powers, if it weren't for the special situation back then, the monkey would have been trained into a spirit pill by Lao Jun.

That's why I said that your dream is really a dream, and it's just a dream. You'd better find a practical idea, and maybe you'll succeed. Except that you want to be the emperor, there is probably nothing in this world that can be difficult for you. ”

After Erlang God finished speaking, he also glanced at Ou Yangming, as if to imply to him, except for being an emperor, any of your wishes can be fulfilled.

Ou Yangming smiled, and then said.

"Okay, I can't be the Jade Emperor, I can't make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and I don't want to be the emperor of the mortal world. Then there is only one wish left. ”

Erlang God's face was happy, this child finally opened his mind.

"I want to see my mother!"

Burst!!

Erlang God's heart at this moment is vomiting blood.

You bear child, why are you so unkind?

Which pot is not opened!!

"Bye-bye, little white face, I'm going back to dinner. And that dog, don't appear alone in front of me in the future, otherwise I will instantly slice you into pieces and eat hot pot. ”

Ou Yangming's back gradually disappeared from Erlang God's sight.

The Roaring Sky Dog turned into a human form and said in the direction that Ou Yangming left.

"Master, how do I feel, this kid is really playing with the two of us? He didn't leave you in three sentences, and he didn't leave the Jade Emperor in two sentences, and he said that he was going to make me into a hot pot. We simply killed him to avoid future troubles.

You must know that his performance at the beginning was definitely the reincarnation of a great supernatural power. In case he awakens the memories and cultivation of his previous life, in order to repay the Three Holy Ladies and Liu Yanchang for their nurturing grace, he will definitely become our primary enemy. ”

"Presumptuous!"

Erlang God's voice directly made the roaring dog kneel.

The majesty of the god of justice is not to be said.

"Master, I'm afraid that he will not be good for you!"

"It doesn't matter what he will do to us in the future, but for now, I won't allow anyone to hurt him. You listen to me, don't be unfavorable to him, otherwise I'll just like he said, I'll slice you into slices and make dog meat hot pot!! ”

After Erlang God finished speaking, a white cloud rose under his feet, dragging him into the sky, leaving behind a roaring dog with an aggrieved face.