Chapter 68: This Man Picks Up Snow
"Okay, please come on stage, is there anything else you want to try?"
Zhao Kang wielded the auction hammer in his hand, like the host of the supermarket on the blue star to sell squeezed goods and conduct a lottery!
Some women hesitated slightly, and began to sign up enthusiastically, and Zhao Kang selected five women with good looks with his fingers.
There are young women and girls.
A maid had already brought a basin of water, and Zhao Kang handed the soap to the green mandarin duck and taught them how to use it, which was not a very difficult thing, just wash their hands, and they didn't need to teach them.
Seeing the green mandarin duck and a group of women using soap, Zhao Kang's eyes began to move, the girl is here, the dog woman won't be there, right?
Just thinking about it, Zhao Kang noticed that there was a gaze that paid extra attention to him, and when he looked over, he found that it was a woman sitting with Xiao Xuance of the green mandarin duck and hiding her face.
I didn't pay attention to this before, just looking at the figure, Zhao Kang was sure that this guy must be the dog woman!
I didn't expect her to come too!
Thinking about it, the corners of Zhao Kang's mouth hooked up a wicked smile, picked up a piece of fragrant skin jade again, and said to Xiao Linglong: "Can this young lady come on stage to try?" ”
Xiao Linglong was startled, and hurriedly said, "No, no, no!" ”
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What does this bastard want to do!
"Don't be shy, come on, come on, this is a benefit from this noble hall."
Zhao Kang said that he went down and grabbed Xiao Linglong's hand, and the people around him were a little confused about this situation, and they didn't know what kind of medicine this guy was selling in his gourd.
Over there, the green mandarin man was almost frightened when he saw Zhao Kang pulling Xiao Linglong onto the stage, and was about to run over to stop it, but he thought of what if His Majesty's identity was exposed?
I don't even know what to do at the moment.
Zhao Kang didn't care so much, took Xiao Linglong's hand and put it into the water: "Come, I'll teach you how to use this fragrant skin jade." ”
Xiao Linglong's face was red under the veil, and Zhao Kang was holding a pair of small hands like this in public, but she was not easy to reveal her identity!
Xiao Xuance looked at this scene and thought, Zhao Kang, you are dead.
didn't know that Zhao Kang did it on purpose.
"Come on, rub it! That's right, oh, the girl's hands are very rough, so you have to use our fragrant skin jade more, this product can not only clean the skin, but also make the woman's body smooth, come and give me your hand. ”
When the rest of the women heard this, they all wanted to try it at the moment, women, they were already concerned about their appearance and body, but unfortunately Zhao Kang didn't mean to give them this benefit.
Xiao Linglong went to the battlefield at the age of twenty and repelled the Three Kingdoms Alliance, and even had a lot of scars on her body due to the blood on the battlefield, not to mention these hands with knives and guns?
At this moment, he was held and rubbed by Zhao Kang, his face was already red and almost dripping blood, and he had the illusion of being slighted!
Feeling the trembling of those little hands, Zhao Kang became more and more convinced that this girl was the dog woman!
, let you hit me!
Let you collect Lao Tzu's taxes!
So that you don't speak for me!
A pair of hands were touched by Zhao Kang, but he couldn't get a seizure, Xiao Linglong was ashamed and angry, and finally couldn't help it, and whispered: "Okay, no!" ”
"Alright, alright! You see, it's not much better than just now, girl, don't you? ”
Xiao Linglong just wanted to escape from the stands at the moment, she felt as if the eyes below were about to see through herself, and nodded again and again.
Seeing that it was almost there, Zhao Kang smiled and let her go, after all, this guy is still the emperor, and it would not be good if he settled the account after the autumn.
Xiao Linglong fled from the stage in a hurry, and at this time, the group of women who experimented with fragrant skin jade were also finished, and they all looked at their hands in surprise, and then their eyes fell on the fragrant skin jade box in the maid's hand, and their eyes revealed a look of longing.
Zhao Kang began to rush people: "After the test, please ladies and ladies get off the stage first and return to their seats." ”
The four or five women reluctantly turned around, Zhao Kang turned around and picked up the auction hammer in his hand and smashed it, and roared loudly to startle everyone.
"Now the auction of the first item of this noble hall, fragrant skin jade! Each person is limited to 20 copies, and there are only 2,000 copies in total, and each copy starts at 10 taels of silver! Each increase in price shall not be less than five taels of silver, and the feast of the nobles has begun! ”
As soon as the words fell, a woman who had previously used the fragrant skin jade got up and said, "I'll bid fifteen taels of silver!" ”
"You're crazy!" The Hanlin Bachelor beside him was stunned, this was his wife.
The woman turned around abruptly and said angrily: "Gao Xueyi, do you still have a conscience!" When you bought the Peiyuan tea of one hundred taels of silver and one tael, I never said a word to you! Now it's my turn! ”
Gao Xueyi was obviously afraid of guilt, and hurriedly told him: "Madame, don't be excited, buy buy, buy!" It's not okay to buy it for your husband! ”
"That's pretty much it." The woman sat down satisfied, nervously looking around to see if there were any bids.
Some of the women were already thinking about it. A total of 2,000 copies, 20 copies per auction is almost a hundred chances, and more, so you don't have to fight to the death from the beginning!
Mrs. Gao, that guy wanted to be stingy and stingy, but this time he was willing to spend three hundred taels to buy this fragrant skin jade, obviously the effect is really good! It's worth buying!
Zhao Kang and Xiao Feiyu sent out the invitations, and they both wrote that they came with their daughters, so none of the fat sheep who came to the noble hall this time left behind their wives and daughters.
Poor they don't know that their petite wife and little padded jacket have already begun to think about how to spend money in their hearts!
After losing one, two, three, Zhao Kang made the final decision: "The first fragrant skin jade was taken by Mrs. Gao!" ”
There is a sign on each seat that indicates the people on the seat, and Zhao Kang can see it clearly.
Mrs. Gao smiled as if she had picked up something cheap, but Gao Xueyi, a bachelor of Hanlin, was full of distress, what a loser!
Empress Xiao Linglong had come back to her senses at this moment, and looked at Zhao Kang in surprise, this made three hundred taels?
Immediately after that, the second copy of the perfume jade was obtained by another woman who had tested the effect, and then the third and fourth copies were auctioned out, and the situation began to be wrong.
There was an invisible smoke of gunpowder.
"The twentieth piece of fragrant skin jade is now auctioned!"
As soon as the words fell, a woman shouted: "Fifteen taels! ”
"Twenty!"
"Mrs. Zhao, as for it? There are still eighty copies of this, so why grab them from me? "The woman who made the first offer was a little unhappy.
Mrs. Zhao smiled: "This is an auction, the highest bidder wins!" ”
"I don't fight with you! What about you? "The twenty-first sold for four hundred taels.
Soon in the blink of an eye, one hundred copies of the fragrant skin jade were sold fifty copies, and everyone began to realize that something was wrong, why did their wives and daughters have red eyes one by one, as if they were going to go into battle shirtless!
"The seventy-second share of fragrant skin jade is sold!"
Zhao Kang roared at the top of his throat: "This fragrant skin jade is a god of heaven and earth, made by absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, but it is impossible to find it, now there are only twenty-eight copies left, and I am still worried about my dull skin!" Are you still worried about your husband lingering in the Qinglou day and night! So what are you waiting for! ”
"Xiangfuyu will help you find Ruyi Langjun, and Xiangfuyu will help you lock your husband's heart!"
Lose your marbles! Except for a few people, the women in the venue are crazy! They looked at the maids holding wooden boxes on the stage with red eyes, eager to grab them and run.
The scene was out of control for a while, and even almost fought, and those who were cut off several times simply pointed at the tip of the other party's nose and began to scold.
Seeing that the seventy-fifth share of fragrant skin jade was sold for eight hundred taels, Gao Xueyi was shocked!
Mrs. Gao looked at her husband triumphantly: "Do you dare to say that the old lady is crazy now?" ”
"Crazy, crazy!" Mrs. Zhao shouted on the side, watching her granddaughter spend 1,200 taels to buy 20 yuan of soap, and almost didn't get out of her heart attack.