Chapter 27 Childish and Brainless
Yu Chenguang sighed, "This old Wen is really, he said don't prepare so much, he always worries about it." β
He picked up the chopsticks and nodded Lin Xiwei's forehead, "Okay, don't be in a daze, eat as much as you want!" β
Lin Xi shook his head slightly, "What a waste of food!" β
Yu Chenguang glared at her, "So many delicious foods can't stop your mouth?" β
Lin Xi snorted slightly, and said sharply: "Only duck vermicelli soup can block my mouth!" β
Yu Chenguang's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Another day, the whole store will be chartered, and you will eat until you vomit!" β
"Count you ruthless!" Lin Xi stuck out his tongue slightly, and hurriedly picked up the chopsticks and ate them silently, not daring to provoke him again.
Yu Chenguang became satisfied, he sandwiched a piece of hot and sour fish lips and put it into Lin Xi's micro bowl, "Reward you, eat more!" β
"What is this? I don't want it! Lin Xi looked at the thing in the bowl with disgust and didn't know what it was.
"It's a fish lip! Haven't you seen a fish lip? Yu Chenguang glared at her, "Don't you like to eat hot and sour food, Lao Wen's hot and sour fish lips are the most authentic, and you will forget the duck vermicelli soup immediately after you have eaten it!" If others want to eat it, I won't clip it to her, can you be able to eat my old Yu's hot and sour fish lips when everyone can eat them, I don't know what to do! β
Lin Xi pursed his lips slightly, and muttered silently in his heart, "Bao ginseng wing belly can't replace my duck vermicelli soup!" β
Reluctantly, she picked up the lip of the fish and tasted it, and soon she was slapping herself in the mouth.
Holy, what the hell is this! Lin Xi's eyes widened slightly, it's too delicious, OMG! She wanted to swallow her tongue and eat one and pick up the other uncontrollably.
"Well, I didn't lie to you, did I?" Yu Chenguang looked at her triumphantly, "Did this fish lip dump your duck vermicelli soup for several streets?" β
Is Lao Tzu a hundred times better than your thief-eyed brother? He added in his heart.
Lin Xi nodded slightly, didn't bother to speak, and was only busy taking all kinds of delicacies to sacrifice his internal organs.
Seeing Lin Xi's slight appetite, Yu Chenguang silently gave Lao Wen a thumbs up in his heart, and went back to give you a salary increase!
Fish lips = Yu Chen, this is a strange concept that he has been instilled by Chen Peisi since he was a child, and he naturally thought that Lin Xiwei also got this. Seeing that she likes to eat fish lips so much, it is logical to think that she really likes me the most. Who knew that they were not on the same channel at all, and she wouldn't think of going so far if you knocked Lin Xiwei's head.
Thinking that he had finally won back a city, Yu Chenguang's whole body felt comfortable.
He shook his head proudly and said: "Lao Liu is right, women just don't have the right mouth, they don't want to say in their mouths, but their bodies are very honest!" β
Lin Xi bit his chopsticks slightly and looked at him in shock, "Yu Chenguang, is your Chinese taught by the physical education teacher?" Are you sure that's how this phrase is used? β
It's terrible that Nima is uneducated! She shook the goosebumps all over her body and decided to ignore him.
Yu Chenguang took a closer look, and also realized that this sentence seemed to be a little wrong to say here, thinking of the correct scene that this sentence should be used, his handsome face immediately turned red with shame to the root of his ears.
Nima went back and immediately deducted Lao Liu's salary, what a mess of things that Lao Tzu instilled!
He glared at Lin Xi slightly in annoyance, "Eat your meal, why is there so much nonsense!" β
"It's obviously you who talk the most!" Lin Xi muttered slightly, stopped messing with him, and ate silently.
Yu Chenguang saw that she ignored herself, and immediately became unhappy again, "Don't just care about eating by yourself, give me some?" β
Lin Xi glanced at him slightly, "You don't have any hands yourself?" β
Yu Chenguang pursed his lips and looked at her aggrievedly, "I was injured, you hit it!" β
Lin Xi raised his eyebrows slightly, "I remember that I hit my leg!" Are you lame in your legs and lame in your hands? β
Yu Chenguang was furious, "Lin Xiwei! Who said that Ren Ye ...... just now?"
"Okay, okay, you're the uncle, I'll clip it for you!" Lin Xiwei hurriedly interrupted him, and maliciously sandwiched a big bowl for him, so full that the small bowl was almost unfillable.
She drew a circle in her heart while clipping, Nima Lao Tzu regretted it, I knew that he was a good thing, I should have hid as far as I wanted, why did I take the initiative to send him to the door. Ahh Thinking that she would have to serve this master in the next few days, she felt that her life was extremely difficult.
Who the hell did Nima say this thing was arrogant and cold? It's obviously naΓ―ve and brainless! Is everyone blind?
Why did such an unlucky thing happen to yourself? It's so hard in life!!
After finally finishing lunch, the classmates who went out to eat finally came back one after another.
Taking advantage of the morning light to go to the bathroom, the gossip trumpet Yuan Yuanyuan immediately leaned over and bit Lin Xi's ear slightly, "Dear, how is it, isn't it a pleasure to spend lunch with the male god?" Do you feel like your heart is pounding and you're about to faint at any moment? β
"Neurotic!" Lin Xi glanced at her slightly, "If I continue to toss like this, I will really faint at any time, why don't I change you tomorrow?" β
"Yes, yes!" Yuan Yuanyuan nodded her head as if she was pounding garlic, and immediately showed her love to Lin Xi with both hands, "Xiao Weiwei, I love you to death, mua~"
Ignorance is terrible, Lin Xi looked at her with sympathy, you won't be able to laugh tomorrow.
The first class in the afternoon was the class meeting, and the head teacher Fang Zhenhua brought an unfortunate news, "Students, at the end of this month, the school will hold an orientation party, and each class will have a program, are there any students who want to volunteer?" β
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, no one wants to be the first bird, and the classroom was suddenly silent.
Fang Zhenhua began to name names, "What about the entertainment commissioner?" β
Wu Shiyu stood up and looked embarrassed: "Teacher, there are a lot of programs, but the time is too tight, and there is not enough time to rehearse." β
This is indeed a question, Fang Zhenhua pondered, and then asked, "Do we have any special students in our class who can perform alone?" β
"Teacher, Lin Xiwei can play the piano!" Yuan Yuanyuan unceremoniously raised her hand and betrayed her.
Traitor! Lin Xi turned his head slightly and glared at her fiercely.
Class leader Luo Jin also stood up at the right time, "Wu Shiyu, Jiang Zilin and Ling Yanyan can all dance. β
"Xu Pingsheng Alumni Association Calligraphy ......"
"Guo Fan will be taekwondo......"
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Everyone began to discuss it, and the classroom suddenly burst into commotion.
At this time, Yu Chenguang's tablemate Sun Hao suddenly raised his hand and said, "Teacher, Yu Chenguang can play the violin!" β
The classroom suddenly fell silent, and everyone turned their heads to look at Yu Chenguang.
Yu Chenguang squinted his eyes and stared at the little fat man, his eyes were full of murderous energy, so frightened that the little fat man shrank his neck and didn't dare to move.