Chapter 40: The Vampire Teacher
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The black 'colored' bangs hung down, slightly covering the eyebrows of his left eye, and the long hair on the back of his head was tied into a small braid. The hooked nose sets off his temperament to be extremely 'yin' and cold, and his facial features are very 'feminine', but this is a male 'sex'.
What impressed me the most was his pale complexion, which was not as white as words, white without a single spot, just like the snow that had just fallen in winter.
He was slender, with a pair of boots on his feet, long nails, longer than many 'girl' students, and black 'colored' nail polish.
"Hello classmates, my name is Cao Feng. Your finance teacher has been transferred, and from today onwards, I will be your finance teacher. ”
He walked to the podium, stared at the audience coldly, and finally fixed on Pu Xianglong.
"Click", Pu Xianglong met his gaze, and his palm propped up on the stool hard, crushing the edges of the stool.
"It should be for Pu Xianglong." I looked at Pu Xianglong and Cao Feng who were testing each other with their eyes, and said secretly in my heart.
It's just that he has a lot of 'yin' energy on his body, without a trace of yang energy, he is definitely not a human being, is he a ghoul again? It's just that he gives me a fundamentally different feeling like a ghoul.
Ghouls give me the feeling of being bloody and bloodthirsty, while Cao Feng gives me the feeling of being 'yin' and cold and dark.
The 'yin' energy on the ghoul's body is very strong, but the blood qi is boiling. And this Cao Feng, the 'yin' qi is even more piercing, and even the blood is 'yin' cold, without a trace of heat.
Looking at Cao Feng on the podium, I couldn't help but want to stretch out my fangs, and I actually had a strong desire for him, which was a bloodthirsty desire.
"Wow, Mr. Cao is so handsome." At the moment, the 'girl' student in the class was not frightened by Cao Feng's 'yin' coldness, but was fanatical about his appearance and cold temperament.
Grass, this group of cheap ~ 'female' people, people treat you so coldly, you still say that people are handsome, next time this ** will also pretend to be 'forced', let you all beg to kneel and 'lick' me. ”
I glanced at those 'nymphomaniac' and 'women' angrily, and suddenly looked at Wang Yajie on the seat on the left.
"Uh." I was weak all of a sudden, and in the face of this 'woman' who made me commit suicide in despair, I couldn't keep my normal heart, maybe I was too cowardly.
"That tall classmate, please stand up and answer a question from the teacher."
Cao Feng pointed at Pu Xianglong, his eyes were cold.
"Is this a provocation?" I was a third party, and I was comfortable watching these two good and evil fight.
Pu Xianglong's expression naturally stood up, "Teacher Cao, may I ask, there is no question in this world that I can't answer." ”
Grass, so crazy! Xueba is amazing!
"Okay," Cao Feng retracted his hand, "Guess what I have in my pocket right now?" ”
"Huh", all the male classmates booed, isn't it obvious that they are embarrassed.
"What a brilliant question." 'Flower' crazy 'girl' is really without 'medicine' to be saved.
"What's in your pocket is, air." Pu Xianglong said indifferently.
Damn, it seems to make a lot of sense! I was dumbfounded, there would indeed be air in my pocket.
"Huh", Cao Feng frowned, and the 'yin' qi that permeated his body suddenly showed signs of getting out of control.
"Okay, the answer is very clever, it seems that this classmate has a very flexible mind." Cao Feng restrained his 'yin' qi and motioned for Pu Xianglong to sit down.
"Okay, let's get started."
"Hey, second goods," I poked Pu Xianglong with my pen as class started, "Is he a ghoul?" ”
Pu Xianglong didn't turn his head to answer me, just kept his head down and took notes.
Pretend to be a 'forced' dog, you uncle! Scholars are all dog days.
"Smack", a small note fell on my head, I picked it up and saw that it was written by Pu Xianglong.
"He's not a ghoul, want to know what he is, join the repression. Also, I'm not a second-class product. ”
"You stupid 'force', why do you say this every time, ask me to join the suppression army all day long, but you have no sincerity at all, at least you have to cry and shout to kneel down for Ben**! There is no minimum etiquette. ”
I hated it in my heart.
Fortunately, during class, Cao Feng was very calm and honestly played the role of a finance teacher.
As soon as class ended, Cao Feng walked up to me and patted me on the shoulder, "This classmate, you are very 'fine' and strong." ”
"Hehe, yes." I know he means that my yang energy is abundant, and I guess he wants to me?
"Class is over, let's go." Pu Xianglong took my hand and left the classroom.
Looking at our backs, Cao Feng's facial features were distorted, and his hideous and terrifying fangs were exposed.
"A small member of the Suppression Army, and a somewhat eccentric boy, if it weren't for the orders from above to restrain me, I would have broken your necks and sucked you dry."
Cao Feng looked through the window at the teaching buildings outside, "What a beautiful campus, what a magnificent university town, but unfortunately, it won't be long before this place will turn into a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood." ”
"Nima, let go of me, we're still good friends." I can't help it, two big men, walking hand in hand in the school, what the hell are you showing affection?
Pu Xianglong looked down at the two big hands that were tightly clenched together, and released them like an electric shock.
"You tell me what the hell Cao Feng is, otherwise I'll tell people that you like me, and you will openly insult me!"
My eyes rolled, and a brilliant plan was born.
"You..." Pu Xianglong was also speechless, "Okay, I'll tell you." ”
"He's not a ghoul, he's a vampire, and vampires and ghouls are of the same race, both are goblins of the blood family, but the two belong to two branches. It's like we're divided into Caucasians, yellows, and blacks. ”
Pu Xianglong said to me solemnly, he is a member of the suppression army, and the suppression army has been 'dealing' with these ghosts all day long, so he must know very deeply.
"So what's the difference between a ghoul and a vampire?"
"Joining our suppression army will not only tell you everything, but also train you with all your might, equip you with the most 'fine' Dao weapons, and build you into a powerful demon slayer."
Pu Xianglong did not miss the slightest opportunity to 'entify' me to join the suppression army.
"I don't want it, your suppression army fights and kills all day long, even if it is incomparably powerful, don't you have to face the same unparalleled ghosts? I'm just a **silk, I just want to live like this**silk. ”
I staggered away.
For some reason, the activities of ghosts and bloodlines in this part of my college town suddenly became so frequent that I could see different ghosts every day.
I always felt an undercurrent surging up, as if a strong storm was brewing.
I sighed and walked out of the school 'gate', a blue 'color' figure at the 'door' made me instantly excited, Nima 'forced', Yuan Tiangang of the pit father, actually dared to appear, this ** will go and pull out your skin.
"Dog's day. Don't run away, I promise I won't kill you. "From afar, I shouted loudly and rushed towards Yuan Tiangang.
"Eh," out of the school 'gate', I found out that Yuan Tiangang, who was a cheating father, was actually surrounded by a group of teachers and school leaders.
"What's going on?" I'm not in a hurry, anyway, Yuan Tiangang is in front of me, and I can't run away, so let's take a look at the excitement for the time being.
"Old Taoist, you came to cheat money yesterday, why did you come back today!" The middle-aged man who was obviously the leader of the school stared at Yuan Tiangang with an unkind face.
"Poor Dao is doing the right thing for heaven, if you are disrespectful to me, it is blasphemy against Heaven, I want to drive away evil obstacles for you."
Yuan Tiangang put his hand into the cloth bag and wanted to repeat the old trick, and he had a dismount that shocked the audience.
"Huh", the leader was smeared with a gorgeous "coat".
"Spontaneous combustion." It's still the same old thing.
Only this time, the leader's face didn't blink, and he looked directly at Yuan Tiangang.
"Wow", burning instantly, the white 'colored' flames, the formation was terrifying, and the surrounding students were so frightened that they retreated again and again.
"Is it fun?" The teacher's face in the flames did not change his 'color', "Have you had enough fun?" ”
"Well, it's kind of fun." Yuan Tiangang was incoherent.
It didn't take long for the flames to go out, and the surrounding students all looked at the teacher in surprise, as if asking why you were so calm.
"I'm sorry, I'm a chemistry teacher," the middle-aged teacher glanced at Yuan Tiangang lightly, "The white phosphorus in your cloth bag should be white phosphorus, white phosphorus will spontaneously combust at room temperature, you should put ice cubes in your cloth bag, and then you sprinkled white phosphorus on me." ”
"The water vapor on the white phosphorus quickly evaporates, dries, and then spontaneously combusts under the 'rays' of sunlight."
"At the same time, because the combustion of white phosphorus only burns the white phosphorus and does not harm the human body, at most it releases some heat that is not excessive."
As I listened to the chemistry teacher's explanation, the eggs shattered to the ground.
You~big~master~! Yuan Tiangang is a cheater, and even deceives people with such cheap chemical methods? Are you reluctant to perform Taoism? Why is he using chemistry to trick us college students who know how to play all day long?
This is a slap in the face of Chi Guoguo, and at the same time, it 'pumped' and slapped thousands of students in the face.
For a while, thousands of pairs of eyes focused on Yuan Tiangang.
"What, I forgot to turn off the gas at home, I'll turn it off." Yuan Tiangang's eyes rolled, and he was about to slip away.