Chapter 60: The elevator is so fun

Lin Hao patted his head, took out a pistol from his pocket, and only listened to the bang. Looking at the naked man in front of him, Lin Hao was a little incredible, Nima bullets can be blocked?

Unexpectedly, the naked man looked at Lin Hao with black eyes, and then at his chest, where there was an extra hole at the moment, and bright red blood was gurgling out of it.

So, bang, bang, more than a dozen sounds, Lin Haojue's head was a little pumped, but he had to use a knife to solve it with a gun, but fortunately, the pistol found from the eagle still had bullets, otherwise he would be blind.

Looking at the naked man who fell to the ground, Lin Hao went up very unceremoniously and kicked with his foot, and he still kicked a part that was longer than a certain part of himself, this place is the place with the most sensitive nerves in the human body, and it is most convenient to see if the other party fakes his death and uses this trick.

When Lin Hao kicked down, he watched the thing being kicked by himself, and the naked man didn't move at all, it looked like he was dead.

Bai Bofan looked at Lin Hao with the eyes of ruining the grain, grief-stricken and full of condemnation.

Lin Hao coughed a few times dryly, and pulled Bai Bofan towards the elevator.

Bai Bofan was obviously unwilling, because there was a corpse of Bai Huahua lying on the ground waiting for him to enjoy, Lin Hao could only say helplessly: "What do you see how fat you have become?" Didn't think about losing weight? What will you do in the future when you are so fat? How to find a daughter-in-law, how to find a job, do you know how painful it is to get three highs when you are old? ”

Bai Bofan lowered his head in shame under Lin Hao's reprimand, and then crawled towards the pile of corpses underground......

Forget it, eat it, eat it to death, you ask for it. Lin Hao simply sat by the elevator, waited for Bai Bofan to finish eating, and then entered the elevator together, but something strange happened.

Obviously, the customs clearance bosses on this floor are hanging, why hasn't the elevator been opened? Lin Hao stepped forward and patted the door with some curiosity, and then he was ready to break the door when he had nothing to do.

In the past, Lin Hao had nothing to do to break the elevator door, and every time he used a three-layer force to break the elevator out of a crack, he thought that he could easily break the elevator door, but he didn't dare to break it before, and he would lose money if it was broken, but now it is different, even if he blows up the whole building, no one will come to him to lose money.

But there are always accidents, everything can't be as beautiful as you imagined, when Lin Hao found that even if he used a zombie's strengthened body to break this elevator door, he could still only break a crack, he couldn't help but blush at his previous thoughts.

Bai Bofan was full, but he had a habit of biting off the other party's arm and eating while walking, so that he could taste the beauty of the food slowly.

Lin Hao motioned for Bai Bofan to stand on the other side of the capital and stand on this side by himself. Bai Bofan stood up for some reason, put his arm in his mouth, and then broke one side of the elevator door with both hands, Lin Hao broke the other side, and the two of them worked hard at the same time.

Lin Hao couldn't exert his strength from that angle just now, this time he only controlled one side, and suddenly exerted all his strength, and Bai Bofan's strength was not vegetarian, the two worked together, and finally broke the damn elevator door.

The moment the elevator door was opened, the elevator door ticked to call the police, Lin Hao and Bai Bofan didn't care at all, walked into the elevator, and waited for the elevator to close and rise.

Two hundred floors, Ye Wentian covered his head and looked at this pair of teasers, wanting to laugh, but he felt that it did not match his identity, but the elephant behind him had already been unable to hold it and laughed.

When Lin Hao and Bai Bofan stayed in the elevator for half an hour, but the elevator still didn't start, Lin Hao seemed to realize something.

"It must be that the elevator door didn't close, fat man, come on, let's pull the door shut together." Lin Hao said.

Ye Wentian looked at this scene, he still didn't laugh after all, and sighed depressedly, the IQ of these two zombies is really gratifying, and it has become a law that the elevator will restart after passing through every time, but when the elevator does not start, it must be because you haven't cleared the customs yet, why can't you go inside, there are bigger surprises waiting for you inside, don't torture the elevator here, the elevator will also hurt.

Lin Hao and Bai Bofan waited in the elevator for another half an hour, and after a full hour, Lin Hao finally realized that the reason why the elevator did not start may be that this floor has not been cleared.

Lin Hao looked at the elevator door and then at Bai Bofan. Bai Bofan had already gnawed only the bones of that arm at this moment, and the elbow connecting the upper arm bone and the lower arm bone was obviously protruding.

Lin Hao glanced at his broken knife, and then looked at the elbow knife that moved freely at the joints. Bai Bofan mouthed the knife, and then found that one of his teeth was broken, but the knife was nothing.

Lin Hao stretched out his hand to snatch the bone, and Bai Bofan immediately circled around Lin Hao like a dog that had been robbed of the bone. Can you imagine the appearance of an ugly disfigured dead fat man who is considered plastic surgery selling cuteness in circles around you? The picture is too beautiful, Lin Hao doesn't dare to look at it.

Dodging Bai Bofan's scramble, Lin Hao pulled the knife down, and then threw the bone aside, Bai Bofan jumped up with more than two hundred catties of meat, and bit the bone with his mouth.

Lin Hao looked at the knife in his hand, the place connected with the elbow joint was rounded, it was very comfortable to touch, and the blade was forward, the blade was very sharp, Lin Hao put his finger up and swiped it gently, there was no pain, Lin Hao didn't know how serious this knife was, when he put his finger in front of his eyes, Lin Hao looked at the wound that cut to the phalange, and was a little surprised.

But then Lin Hao smiled happily again, just when his knife was broken, he was still worried about what to do if he didn't have a weapon just now, there was always a guy who couldn't deal with a firearm, looking at the oblique knife in his hand, although it was a little heavier and shorter, it was sharp, and it was more convenient to use.

Looking at the elevator door in front of him, Lin Hao was really too lazy to break with Bai Bofan, so the knife in his hand stabbed towards the elevator door, Lin Hao only felt like a cutting knife cut into a thick cloth, although it was a little jerky, but it could barely be used.

So Lin Hao was like cutting a cake, he was busy for more than ten minutes, and finally there was a rectangular gap in front of him that was enough for Lin Hao to go out.

Lin Hao looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction, and walked out as soon as he stepped on it, Bai Bofan naturally wanted to go out with him, but as soon as he walked to the door, he stopped in confusion, it turned out that he was too fat to walk out head-on, it was okay, he walked sideways.

When Bai Bofan found that the diameter of the side was actually the same as the front, he suddenly roared angrily and inexplicably, he swore that he wanted to lose weight, he must lose weight.

When Lin Hao saw this scene, he speechlessly asked Bai Bofan to step back, and then entered the elevator again. He was too lazy to transform the elevator door and let Bai Bofan stand at the door, Bai Bofan looked at Lin Hao with some doubts, not knowing what he was going to do, but when Lin Hao kicked him out, he understood.