"Idiot! Nerds! Hurry up, slow like you, when will we get to the west?! ”

Sun Wukong led the white dragon horse and reprimanded Zhu Bajie behind him up and down.

"You monkey, you're bullying me again. I'm a big pig, and I can't get up fast! It's not easy to go to the West Heaven, take out your golden hoop stick, give yourself a stick, and keep it so that you can see the Buddha and his old man right away. ”

Phew————

The words fell, and a gust of wind instantly swept over the three masters and apprentices.

"Senior brother! This wind is very evil, different from ordinary heavenly winds! We might as well avoid it, as the saying goes, a hero doesn't suffer immediate losses. ”

Syllable!!

Sun Wukong turned around and patted Zhu Bajie's fat head and big ears, and reprimanded.

"You're useless, hide when you see the wind! If Master is killed, do you still have to hide back in your Gao Lao Village? ”

"Brother Monkey! Haven't you heard that avoiding evil is like avoiding revenge, and avoiding wind is like avoiding arrows? ”

"Alright, alright, don't argue. There is something fishy in this wind, and there must be demons in this mountain. Maybe the evil obstacle is spying on us in the dark! You two act like this, don't let people look down on us. ”

As soon as the two of them saw that Ouyang Ming had spoken, they immediately stopped arguing.

"Roar!"

With a tiger roar, a giant tiger jumped out of the jungle.

I saw that the tiger's eyes were red, and his body was full of blood.

I don't know how much I have eaten the mountain beasts to accumulate such momentum.

"Oops! There are tigers! ”

"Master! Master! Did we steam this tiger today, or did we fry it? ”

Ou Yangming thought for a while, shook his head and said.

"The steamed taste is a little light, but the fried is too greasy. Why don't you wait until you kill him, fly to town, and beg for some sweet and sour food. Let's make this tiger a sweet and sour tiger meat appetizer. ”

"Good, good!! Bajie, it's time for you to behave. Remember, fix it cleanly. ”

Zhu Bajie is still a little confused, he has been in the Three Realms for so long, and he really hasn't seen it, and the two monks are discussing how to make tiger meat at noon.

Said that the great virtuous monk will not kill and eat meat?

How does it seem that this compassionate master is even more delicious than his old pig?

And listening to the conversation between these two masters and apprentices, it seems that this kind of thing, they often do it!

The tiger listened to the conversation between the master and apprentice, a trace of anger flashed in his eyes, and then he stood up alive.

I saw that the tiger's figure was distorted for a while, and instantly turned into a goblin with a tiger's head and a human body.

"Oops! Master, it's a goblin! ”

Zhu Bajie grabbed Ou Yangming's thigh and said with a scared expression.

"Bajie, aren't you also a goblin? Besides, your predecessor was Marshal Tianpeng, a little tiger demon, are you there? ”

As soon as Ou Yangming said this, Zhu Bajie also reacted.

Yes!

Old pig, I am the marshal of Tianpeng, and now I have a nine-toothed nail rake in my hand, I'm afraid of him!

Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie pulled away Sun Wukong and walked over with a nail rake.

"Phew! The tiger demon, if you know each other, quickly kowtow and admit your mistake, and then let my old pig be killed with a target. Otherwise, I'll let you die a rhythmic death! ”

After following Ou Yangming for some time, Zhu Bajie also learned some witty words.

"Lao Tzu is the tiger vanguard of the Yellow Wind King, and today he patrolled and came to arrest you and other ordinary people, and serve the king as a snack!"

"Evil beasts! has eyes and doesn't know gold and jade, and actually treats your pig grandfather as a beast in the mortal world. Lao Zhu, I am Marshal Tianpeng, and I was ordered to escort my master, the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures. ”

Sun Wukong really can't stand it, these two people are crooked.

He stepped forward quickly, kicked Zhu Bajie's buttocks, and kicked him directly towards the Tiger Vanguard.

"! Kill him directly with a rake, and eat meat at noon! ”

Zhu Bajie raised the nine-toothed nail rake, and turned around and scolded while attacking the tiger vanguard.

"You plagued monkey, you actually attacked my old pig behind your back."

Tiger Pioneer's eyes flashed with a fierce color, and the steel knife in his hand slashed at Zhu Bajie's neck.

The two quickly fought together, and this tiger pioneer also had some real skills.

had a deal with that Zhu Bajie, and for a while, Zhu Bajie didn't even take him down.

Bajie thought to himself, today is the first time I have made a move, and I can't let the master see that he is taking himself lightly.

Then he exerted himself with all his strength, and a rake was heavier than a rake.

The two of them exchanged more than a dozen moves, and Tiger Pioneer soon discovered that his steel knife was full of gaps.

Obviously, his own weapons have fallen behind.

"Hey, hey!! Demon, old pig, is my nine-tooth nail rake profitable? ”

Ou Yangming looked at the two guys who were fighting together, and said to Sun Wukong, who was leading the horse and watching the play.

"Wukong, just knock down that Tiger Pioneer with a stick. We're getting better and hurrying up, and we're filling our stomachs. These days, I haven't eaten any meat at all, and my mouth has faded out of a bird. ”

"Got it, got it."

When the words fell, Sun Wukong instantly rose up, flew up with a kick, and kicked straight towards the Tiger Vanguard.

This tiger pioneer was physically and mentally focused on dealing with Zhu Bajie, and he didn't notice it at all, and Sun Wukong made a sneak attack.

As soon as he used his steel knife that was about to collapse to block Zhu Bajie's nine-tooth nail rake, he felt a pain in his chest, and then spit out a mouthful of blood.

Immediately after that, his body trembled, and he lay on the ground like a jade pillar pushing Jin Mountain.

The appearance of the tiger's head has also changed back to the previous tiger.

"You ...., you monkey stealing credit! Old pig, I'm obviously about to take him down, why did you make a sneak attack? ”

Syllable!

Since Ou Yangming always beat him like this, Sun Wukong also likes to beat Zhu Bajie like this.

He slapped Zhu Bajie's white and tender pig's head, pointed at Ou Yangming and said.

"Master dislikes you for not winning the Tiger Pioneer for a long time, so he specially asked me to come and help you. Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, you go pick up some firewood, I'll fly away to town and ask for some sweet and sour. Let's immediately roast this tiger corpse in the wilderness of the violent corpse. Let it also make some contributions to the three of us masters and apprentices, the road to learning scriptures from the west. ”

"Amitabha! Wukong's disciple's words won the heart of the Buddha as a teacher! ”

Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong and Ou Yangming, who were talking nonsense seriously, and was simply stunned.

He thought that the monkey five hundred years ago was already very shameless, but he never expected that now he would become even more shameless!

What kind of shameless master does this have to be to teach such an apprentice?

The tiger was obviously killed by you, but it was said that it was a violent corpse wilderness, and people even contributed to you, I'm sorry!

Although Zhu Bajie thought so in his heart, he was very diligent in his hands.

Gao Laozhuang has eaten fasting for three years, and now he can finally eat a meat meal, and he is happier than anyone else.