Chapter 59
But unexpectedly, these guys actually took the initiative to find him on their own. This was completely unexpected, and he had too much helplessness in his heart for such a sudden thing.
The black trees wanted to resist, but looking at their sturdy physiques and the power in them. In his heart, he didn't have the courage to resist at all.
"Forget it, just follow them! Even if you die, it's just a dream. If you had to add a prefix, it would be Broken Dreams. ”
He's been in this kind of world a few times, although this is the best opportunity to learn about the cultural background of this world and what business management is. However, once he really makes himself angry, or they just want to kill him, he will not be afraid of anyone, the big deal is to make a fish die and break the net, and both sides will lose!
followed the man in black and got into a black car. Head towards the outskirts of the city. The vehicle sped all the way on the road car, and the scenery on both sides was rapidly reversing. Like a curious baby, the black tree looked at everything outside the window seriously.
When he was a crow man, he acted like this almost every day. Therefore, this speed, instead of giving him a sense of danger, made him feel as if he had returned to the previous time.
Spread your huge wings and soar happily in the blue sky and white clouds, looking down at the scenery below.
This feeling is really a long time coming. Recently, he has been worried because of the vegetative reasons, and he really hasn't enjoyed the beautiful scenery on the road for a long time.
"Seeing that he has never seen anything before, I really don't understand why the boss sent us to pick up this kid. ”
"Shut your foul mouth, drive your car well, can you figure these things out?"
"Boss, can you figure it out?"
"I can't figure it out either, but if I understand it, then I'm the boss. ”
"Boss, I'll just call you Boss!"
"Don't talk to me here, I'm talking about the real big boss, I'm just a little boss. ”
"You two, do you talk so much in normal times?" Wu Zhen couldn't help but interject when he saw that they were talking energetically. In his inherent impression, these strong men in black suits, with black eyes, tall and burly, are all taciturn and not good at words, but he didn't expect this to be so poor.
This unexpected contrast made him can't help the curiosity in his heart and asked.
"Any questions?"
"There's no problem, it's just that in your and my minds, the inherent image of this kind of character, no, it fits too well. Wu Zhen gestured with his hands and said with an awkward expression. Really, now that he suddenly feels a little awkward. This feeling is like a straight man of steel, bent all his life.
"That's a misunderstanding you mortals have about us. We are also human beings, and we have seven emotions and six desires. I can tell you, young man, your thinking is very rotten and cannot keep up with the rhythm of this society. If you continue like this, you will be out of touch with this society. ”
"Is it so serious?" Hearing him say this, his heart suddenly felt it
There has to be some truth. But when I thought about it carefully, I suddenly felt why I had such a stupid sense of identity. Why was he taught a lesson by him, a person who didn't know how to pretend at all, if not, I had to get back to the field.
It's just that what should be done to get back to the field? The black man's gaze roamed back and forth, and finally his gaze fell on the steering wheel that another man in black was holding.
"Do you know that there is a legend. ”
"What legend?" The brother in black, as soon as he heard the legend, immediately became interested. As soon as you look at his expression, you can simply see that he must be a person who loves to listen to stories.
"Legend has it that there was a young man who never knew how to drive, but as soon as he reached a certain section of the road, he would become a car god. ”
"Cut, I thought it was something! Stinky boy, don't you just want to drive? As for such a strange story to deceive me!"
Why, you kid, are you disgusted with my driving skills? Or do you want to drive your car to hell and die with them!
"Shut your foul mouth and listen to the story. "The man in black next to the driver in black loves to listen to stories. Although it was just a beginning without a beginning and an end, and it was still a bland and tasteless kind, but somehow in his heart, he was still aroused in interest, and his heart was itching.
After hearing the words of the black-clothed driver, Wu Zhen, who was about to finish in the future, didn't expect the black-clothed man next to him to be so interested in his story.
"Do I still have the talent for making up stories?" asked the black tree in his heart.
Although it is not clear what the situation is now, since the man in black has given him the opportunity to continue pretending, then he will definitely not miss this opportunity to pretend.
"In fact, our black-clothed driver has already named this just now, but in fact, he is the protagonist of the legendary story. This story begins a long, long time ago. At that time, that is, in the Ming Dynasty, I was still a scholar, a poor scholar, neither Lie Xiaoqing, nor a white lady, nor the Seven Fairies, just an ordinary poor scholar who relied on selling paintings and writing family letters.
One day, taking advantage of the good weather, I took my paintings to the market and tried to sell them for a good price. Because lately, it's gloomy and endless, and I haven't seen the sun for a few days. ”
"I really don't know why it's like this every day, cloudy, cloudy, cloudy, I've had enough. When Wu Zhen talked about the weather, it immediately resonated with the man in black.
The man in black was in deep pain, probably because of his special clothes! Anyway, he liked sunny weather, because he was full of heat.
This strange heat will make him full of strength, and at the same time, it will make him sweat profusely. After every sweat, he would go to the shower, tirelessly take the bath, again and again, over and over again, completely endless, and he couldn't stop at all.
"I'm not talking about the weather now, but even worse, the weather on that rainy day. "For this man who interrupted himself,
The heart of the black tree is slightly full.
However, he is now under the eaves and has to bow his head, although his heart is full of all kinds of things. But now, he can only remind him quietly, not say it loudly.
After all, everyone wants to save face. If you lose their face, it's a slap in the face. Isn't this kind of thing like slapping your face exactly what you should do?
Wu Zhen, who suddenly thought of this, looked at the black-clothed man in front of him with a bewildered expression with an inexplicable expression.
"What are you looking at me for?" asked the man in black vigilantly.
"When I took advantage of the weather and rushed to the market, suddenly a rich daughter appeared in front of me. Do you know what the first word she said to me when she appeared in front of me?"
The man in black looked at him with a blank look and asked, "What is it?"
"Smack!"
"What?" the man in black didn't know what he was talking about, so he asked again.
"I'm talking about, smack, this kind of 'smack!' that slaps you in the face, throws it hard in your face with the palm of your hand!"
As he spoke, he slapped the man in black in the face and slapped him very loudly.
"Why did you hit me?" the black man glared angrily, eating his beard and glaring, as if he was going to eat people, looking at the black tree in front of him. Once he can't give a reasonable explanation, he promises to make the black tree regret coming into this world.
"I mean, you don't understand, so I'll have to beat you up and tell you." As soon as she saw me, she gave me a resounding slap in the face, and I was stunned. ”
"That's right, you're stunning me now. Although the people in black were very angry now, they heard that the black tree told a little about that story. He suppressed the anger in his heart and forced himself to listen.
He vowed to himself that he must be a qualified listener. Because this is his promise, even if there is no one to supervise, then he will seriously fulfill it.
"Why do you want to beat me, do you know, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor young man!" I pointed to his nose and said angrily. If at that time, I would use my fighting spirit, I would definitely slap him to 108,000 miles, and let her go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, or it would be good to be an iron fan princess. ”
"I've read the two stories you told later. In fact, compared to the sky, I still prefer Journey to the West. ”
Because Journey to the West is one of the four famous novels of my country, saying it like this will make me more self-contained, and everyone will look up to me more. ”
"But, in your heart, what you really like is the sky, right?"
"No, what I really like is the bottle plum. I especially like Ximenqing in it, he looks really handsome. I really like him so much. ”
"Admire, admire. The black tree arched his hands, and his expression was slightly the same as that of a hero.
"I didn't expect you to be a fellow believer with me, it's really worth it that I stopped for a long time for your very bad story. ”
"Poof!" The words of the man in black were like an extremely sharp silver needle, and in an instant, he was pierced through the heart.
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