Chapter 43: The Sweet Potato King

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If you want to go to the Heavenly Demon Castle, you must bring something, so Master Changmei gave a few treasures to everyone.

The first treasure: the Blue Wave Knife!

The name sounds lofty, but it's actually not.

The second treasure: the Super Wave Telescope.

Again, this is something that sounds lofty, but it doesn't really work.

The third is this sutra, called the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra, and the last comical treasure is the Bomi fruit and vegetable juice.

Yang Fan stood aside and watched Master Changmei take out the treasures one by one, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching.

After Master Changmei's explanation, the senior brother took these treasures, and a few people said goodbye to Master Changmei and went down the mountain.

As soon as they came down the mountain, the trio was fascinated by the outside Huahua world, they saw everything fresh, not that they hadn't seen the Huahua world outside, but they really stayed in the Oolong Courtyard for too long, the Oolong Courtyard is such a big place, and it must be annoying to see everything after staying for a long time.

So now when you go down the mountain, a few people feel new to everything.

So along the way, I only saw a few local forced monks, an old man and two young, and Yang Fan was excluded. They stopped and stopped all the way, and all kinds of jokes emerged one after another, and the corners of Yang Fan's mouth kept twitching, this group of partners is really not earthling.

Many times he almost had to leave alone and leave first, but it was because of these jokes that he couldn't bear to look at directly!

When everyone came to a downtown area, Xiaowen began to shout that he was hungry and said that he wanted to eat.

"Senior brother, I'm hungry, go buy something for me to eat." Xiaowen touched his round belly and said.

"Huh? It's terrible that we're hungry so soon, and the master didn't give us any money. "Senior brother said.

Xiaolong: "No, senior brother, if we don't have money, how can we go to the Heavenly Demon Castle?" What are we going to eat on the way? ”

The senior brother didn't answer, now he was busy, I saw that he looked at a beautiful woman walking past him, and his eyes were about to fall to the ground, at this time he was staring at people's butts with a full face, where did he have time to answer Xiaolong's question.

I saw the big brother with a smile on his face, and then habitually digging his nostrils, and then his fingers popped out a lump of booper and ran on people's buttocks.

The beautiful woman seemed to have some sense, turned her head to look, but found nothing, and then she found that there was a monk not far behind her looking at her, so she frowned imperceptibly.

When the senior brother saw the beauty turn around, he immediately whistled, and smiled at the others when he was finished!

"Hey, hey!" The elder brother smiled very loudly.

"Neurotic!" The beauty scolded, and then walked away quickly, for fear of being entangled by the neurotic monk.

Yang Fan on the side looked at the black lines on his head, this senior brother's behavior is also cheap enough, he dares to admit the second, and it is estimated that no one dares to admit the first.

Seeing that the woman had already gone away, the senior brother turned his head to Xiaolong and said, "Where do I know what to eat, and the master who went down the mountain didn't give us money, so he gave us a few garbage treasures." I really can't sell those treasures! ”

All right! When Master Changmei heard this, he was estimated to vomit blood!

Yang Fan was very speechless, saying that you are really not wronged, and you went out of the mountain to find the Heavenly Demon Castle, but you didn't bring any money!

Shaking his head, Yang Fan said, "Senior brother, I have some money here, let's use it first." ”

As he spoke, Yang Fan took out some money from his body, probably tens of thousands.

This money was changed for convenience when he first arrived at this plane, and now there is not much left, just tens of thousands of yuan.

When the senior brother saw that Yang Fan had money, his eyes immediately lit up, and he quickly took the money from Yang Fan's hand, and then began to count it like a miser.

"Wow! You're still rich, junior brother, and there are 70,000 yuan here, which is enough for us to eat and drink along the way! The elder brother said exaggeratedly.

Xiaolong and Xiaowen were also very happy to see that they were rich.

Yang Fan smiled and didn't speak, shouldn't this money be worth him pretending.

So everyone took the money and then found a comfortable restaurant to have a good meal.

During the meal, Yang Fan asked if everyone knew how to get to the Heavenly Demon Castle, and the answer they got was that they didn't know where the Heavenly Demon Castle was.

Yang Fan was speechless again, and sure enough, he had the same urine sex as the original movie.

There was no way, Yang Fan had no choice but to suggest that everyone should find someone to lead the way.

This opinion is comical than the trio agrees.

After eating, everyone began to look for someone to lead the way to the Heavenly Demon Castle, and sadly asked several people, but no one knew about this place.

I asked no less than a hundred people, and they all said that they didn't know this place, and some people even joked, you have read too many martial arts novels, and you are dressed as a monk and looking for the Heavenly Demon Castle, which is simply sick!

These words made Yang Fan cry and laugh, it stands to reason that it shouldn't be like this, how could no one know about the Heavenly Demon Castle?

Yang Fan thought about it, and finally felt that the problem should be in the inertia of the plot, the original movie was led by an imbecile mentally retarded man called Dugua, and finally the trio arrived at the Heavenly Demon Castle.

Although this stupid melon is imbecile and mentally retarded, it was played with soy sauce until the end in the later stage of the original movie, so it can be said that this stupid melon is actually strictly an important person.

If Yang Fan is not bad, without this stupid melon, it is estimated that his combination may not be able to reach the Heavenly Demon Castle, don't doubt the strength of the plot inertia!

Not to mention, thinking about it this way, no one knows about the existence of the Heavenly Demon Castle, so it makes sense, so it seems that now it can only find that stupid melon to lead the way, so that we can continue to embark on the journey to find the Heavenly Demon Castle!

So Yang Fan followed the trio to find someone to ask about the Heavenly Demon Castle, and he secretly observed a mentally retarded person with a box in his hand, because the stupid melon was running around with a wooden box.

Finding someone in a crowded metropolis is like looking for a needle in a haystack, unless God lets that person appear in front of you.

After looking for people for an afternoon, none of them could find anyone who could know where the Heavenly Demon Castle was, which made the trio very discouraged.

Soon it was evening, and seeing that it was getting dark, everyone discussed and prepared to find a place to rest, and then continue every day.

At this time, Yang Fan found that there was a person not far away carrying a wooden box, walking towards him like a fool, and then sat next to a community not far away.

"It's really hard to find a place to step on iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get there. Isn't this the stupid melon I'm looking for? Yang Fan secretly rejoiced in his heart.

The inertia of this plot is really strong, these important characters will approach you by themselves, Yang Fan has to say convinced!

Although he was sure that that person was a fool, Yang Fan still decided to ask the senior brother to ask.

"Senior brother, you see there's a person sitting over there, why don't you go and ask him if he knows where the Heavenly Demon Castle is!" Yang Fan said to the senior brother.

Senior brother: "Why should I ask, you won't go, I'm tired!" ”

Okay, Yang Fan was convinced, this cheap senior brother is really not easy to command, it seems that he has to show some benefits.

Yang Fan: "No, senior brother, I think so, you are the smartest and most handsome among us, I think if you ask, the effect may be better......"

Senior Brother: "Hey, this is very true, you wait, watch Senior Brother go and ask him!" ”

Yang Fan watched the senior brother walk towards the stupid melon with black lines on his head, this dead comic is really thick to a certain extent, you really can't accept him!

In less than two minutes, I saw the senior brother running over with a stupid melon.

The senior brother smiled excitedly and said, "Haha, don't be afraid, I have already found the person who led the way, this gentleman said that he knows where the Heavenly Demon Castle is." ”

"Hey! Hello everyone! My name is Forrest Gump, nicknamed the sweet potato king, hehe. Forrest Gump smirked a little.

So Yang Fan and Xiaowen Xiaolong also greeted each other, and then everyone got to know each other.

Forrest Gump is a good person, and as soon as he met, he took out his exclusive collection for everyone to taste, that is-roasted sweet potatoes!

Yang Fan didn't pretend to be high, he also ate it together, he ate a lot of this thing when he was a child, and it was easy to fart after eating, the key is that the fart that came out was still smelly.

While eating sweet potatoes, Yang Fan remembered the interesting story of eating roasted sweet potatoes and farting with his younger brothers and sisters when he was a child......

Just when Yang Fan was stunned, a loud bang suddenly came!

"Poof...... Touch! “

I saw Forrest Gump's satisfied expression, and then a burst of stench spread around, and for a while, all the stinky people pinched their noses and hid aside.

Yang Fan was also full of black lines, and he was just thinking about it, but Nima forgot that Forrest Gump had this trick, and he was polluted without paying attention.

After the stench cleared, everyone began to talk about their next plans.

When talking about the lack of a place to stay at night, Forrest Gump immediately said that he had a place to sleep there, and he didn't have to worry about not having a place to sleep.

So the big guy went to Forrest Gump's house to stay, and prepared to leave early tomorrow morning......