Chapter 919: Animal Police
"Will this work?" Bai Yanni felt a little incredible, "Although we have a police dog base under the Yunzhong City Police Station, there are only police dogs in it!" "Well, Shi Gaofei has also come to train these police dogs before, and the training effect is really good, after Shi Gaofei's hanging...... Oh no, it is after training, the quality of these police dogs has been greatly improved, and now the police dogs from the police dog base in Yunzhong City have become the stars in the system, and there are often police departments or other relevant departments from other places who want to bring these police dogs back to their units.
"Yes, that's right, if it's okay for a dog, let's send it to the police dog base to go through the process, you can get the identity of a police dog and enjoy the treatment that a police dog deserves, but Erdan is a raccoon! That's a bit unreasonable, right? "Someone echoed that the food allowance of the police dog is indeed not low, and the food at every meal is better than that of the police, but it must also be approved by the superiors.
"Hehe, that's how little you know! Dogs are not the only ones in this world who can be officially members of the police department! Captain Liu smiled proudly, but there is a chance to brag, today I will let you young men have a long experience, "Come, I will popularize the knowledge for you, whether it is abroad or at home, there are many kinds of animals that enter the police station and become good partners of the police in handling cases, since they can, why can't Erdan?" ”
"Team Liu, shouldn't it be fooling people again? I've only heard of police dogs, not any other animals. "It is estimated that Captain Liu's character is not worth enough, and the big guys all have a skeptical expression.
"Hey, you still don't believe it! Come, I'll show you! After saying that, Captain Liu began to crackle on the computer, and after a while, a small and chubby pig appeared on the computer screen, and a policeman was pulling it to walk in the airport, "See, this pig is also officially established in the police station!" ”
"Uh, what's this for? Are you sure you're not the mascot in the police department? If it's a mascot, it doesn't count! Bai Yanni also knows some things about foreign police, they usually like to use some animals as mascots in their bureaus, which can be regarded as a kind of corporate culture, but this kind of police can not be regarded as a formal police.
"Have you heard of the anti-drug pig?" Captain Liu said triumphantly, "This pig has a particularly sensitive sense of smell, which can compete with large drug detection dogs, and is easier to train than dogs; The body of the anti-drug pig is smaller than the police dog, the muscle contraction strength is large, so it can enter the narrow place that the police dog can not enter for inspection, of course, the most important thing is that the character of the pig is much gentler than the police dog, and it is much easier to train, the cost is only a few tenths of the police dog, so there are many anti-drug police in the United States with the anti-drug pig to search for drugs, the effect is quite good, since the pig can be a policeman, why can't the second egg? ”
"Hey, hey, Team Liu, you're scolding us all!" What can a pig be a police officer? The people present were all serious policemen, and how did they feel awkward to hear this sentence.
"Not to mention, if you replace the drug detection dog with the drug detection pig, this cost may be saved a lot! Think about it, what do pigs eat in a day? What does the police dog eat in a day, just the food cost can save a lot of money, and when the anti-drug pig is retired, it seems that the food can be improved! A policeman touched his chin and pondered, he already somewhat believed Captain Liu's words.
"I said you still have a little bit of discipline, these are our teammates, even your teammates have to eat, you are too unkind!" Someone immediately began to criticize, and the big guys nodded in agreement, if they say that police dogs are actually edible, but I haven't seen the police dog team do such an unkind thing, "As long as you enter the police force, whether it's a pig or a dog, it's our teammates, even if you can't work anymore, you should also enjoy retirement benefits!" ”
Eh, this sentence seems to have scolded everyone, and this guy was embarrassed to say it again halfway through, but the meaning of the words was unanimously approved by the big guys, and the anti-drug pig should enjoy this treatment.
"Okay, there are more animals that are policemen, but there are more than these two, I'll find them for you again! Oh, see no, butterflies can also be policemen! Captain Liu operated on the computer again, and several beautiful little white butterflies appeared on the screen.
This time the big guy was even more surprised, if you want to say that pigs can search for drugs with their sense of smell, it sounds a bit reliable, but can these butterflies do it?
"These butterflies are very fond of sucking the juice of poppies, once the poppies are sucked by this butterfly, they will soon dry up and die, because of this characteristic, the police and biologists in Peru cooperate to breed this butterfly on a large scale, sprinkle them in the area where drug dealers may grow poppies, and without a single soldier, they can make a year's hard work of those drug dealers come to naught, and almost no casualties, how about these butterflies are not very good as anti-drug police?" Captain Liu introduced slowly.
"I'll go! And this kind of operation?! "The big guys are a little stupid when they hear it, but they know that there is a rampant drug epidemic in South America, drug dealers are very rampant, and the weapons and equipment are not better than the police.
But as Captain Liu said, all you need to do is sprinkle a bunch of butterflies, and the poppies that these drug dealers have worked so hard to grow will all be finished, and there will be no poppies and the raw materials they have from there to make drugs? Without drugs, there is no money, and without money, these drug dealers still play with yarn! It's a great way to do it.
"Of course, this method is not mature enough at the moment, and it is only being applied on a small scale, but there is no doubt about the anti-drug ability of these butterflies! Come on, come on, I'll show you the next one! Seeing the admiring look on these policemen's faces, Captain Liu felt particularly enjoyable, and found the third picture while the iron was hot.
This time, there were several fat geese on the screen, walking proudly between the buildings with their heads held high, followed by a policeman, "Well, geese can also be policemen." ”
"Captain, this place looks a bit like a prison, does it? Are you sure these geese weren't used to improve the food of prisoners or prison guards? "Don't really say it, this goose is fat, and it must be delicious to make a roast goose.
"I said, why do you want to eat! These geese are official prison guards of the Swedish police, and they are in charge of guarding the prison, and if they find that a prisoner is abnormal, they will raise a loud warning and even attack directly! These geese conscientiously patrol the prison every day, never fall asleep, and their combat effectiveness is also quite impressive, and ordinary prisoners really can't handle them! Captain Liu despised him fiercely.
"Well, geese are quite alert, in the past, in the countryside, there were also people who raised a goose at home to come to the home to care for the home, as soon as they met sneaky people, they went up to peck, I was bullied by them when I was a child!" Someone came out to help Captain Liu testify.
"Such a fat goose, the average person probably can't beat it, and it is said on the Internet that an otaku has a combat power of 0.5 geese at most, since these guys are professional, the combat effectiveness can at least top four otaku, and there is no problem at all to be a prison guard!" That's a lot like that.
"Captain, are there any other animals?" This is another anti-drug pig, another anti-drug butterfly, and another goose prison guard, and the police are interested, and hurriedly urge Captain Liu to introduce them to the next animal to be a policeman.
"That's a lot, I'll show you again, oh, the Arctic reindeer of the Finnish police department, this part of Finland is too close to the North Pole, easy to be disturbed by wind and snow, and sometimes the speed of the car is not as fast as the Arctic reindeer, so this police station has introduced some reindeer as police to chase and catch criminals!" This time it was a reindeer.
"Haha, other reindeer are following Santa Claus to give gifts to everyone, this guy is good, he specializes in giving people free food!" The big guy was immediately happy.
"Go on, the elephants of the Indonesian police, these elephants are used in the rainforest area with limited transportation, and they are used as police cars like the reindeer, but this guy can also catch criminals, and when you encounter criminals, you can rush up and roll your nose and get it!"
"Oh, this one is also from the Indonesian police, they have trained snakes to catch criminals, and as soon as the police give an order, these snakes will attack immediately! But it's much more intimidating than a police dog! ”
"This, the parrot traffic police in South America, some city personnel are nervous, so they trained parrots to be traffic police, to maintain order in busy road sections, when the parrot traffic police found that someone crossed the road or did not take the zebra crossing, they immediately flew forward and shouted at those pedestrians until they obeyed the traffic rules; Think about it, what it's like to be scolded by a parrot pointing at its nose? ”
No wonder the cheap likes to scold so much, could it be that this guy has also been a traffic police officer before? Bai Yanni suddenly had a cheap image in her mind, and began to make up for the way she directed traffic in Yunzhong City.
"It's really strange that the world is so big, captain, what else, show us again!" There was a lot of commotion in the office, and the big guys forgot to work.
"What are you all doing! This is a police station, not a wet market! While it was bustling, the chief of the police station walked in, and the office fell silent, and the big guys hurried back to their seats.
"Yo, Director, I was looking for you! I want a compilation, do you think it's okay? Captain Liu was thick-skinned, but walked over with a smile.