Zhengshan patted his thin chest again and again, and said: "Silly roe deer, don't worry, it's not easy to find someone to talk to, I must cherish the opportunity!" ”

"But Son Zhengshan, we're here to get rid of demons, not to chat." I said worriedly, up and down in my heart, this Zhengshan boy, does he really have the ability of Longjing?

"It's all the same, it's the same, if you can talk to the demons, it's a pleasure......" While still talking, Zhengshan pulled me along: "Take me quickly to see why the demon is doing something in the warehouse!" ”

I had no choice, so I took Zhengshan straight to the lumber shop.

When I arrived at the door of the timber shop, the doorkeeper was changed, it was a short man I had never seen before, and I was about to go up to explain my intentions, but the short man shouted at me first: "Why, is it another pump, come to beg for money?" Although it is a large family here, it has never given an order to give alms, and it has given money for nothing! ”

("Pumping abundance" means "drawing money because of the abundance of people", also known as "fighting the autumn wind", that is, it refers to a social phenomenon of asking people for property or gifts under the guise of name and using relationships.) ）

As soon as I saw it, my feelings saw that I was angry, and I only regarded me as a beggar, so I hurriedly said: "This guy brother, I didn't come to ask for money, I know Mr. and Mrs. Weng, as long as the little brother goes to talk to him and tells Mr. and Mrs. Weng to know, they will definitely know about me." ”

"Go, go!" The short and stout man was very angry, and he drove me with wings like a sparrow: "Just by virtue of your shabby appearance, can you know the old lady of our family?" Perhaps, do you still want to say that you are a distant relative of the old lady? Lao Tzu advises you that it is better to die of this heart! Lao Tzu has been here for many years, what kind of person has never seen it, and wants you to come to Luo? Hurry up, where it's cool, where to stay! "Super Artifact

I was at a loss for words, Zhengshan saw this, and was just about to step forward to theorize, when the short and strong man saw Zhengshan, he raised his eyes and said, "What's the matter, you have also found an accomplice, and you want to collude to recognize your relatives?" is dressed like a human dog, a picture of a rich and noble son, but he can't hide Lao Tzu's eyes! How could such a son have such a shabby girl, it makes people laugh off their big teeth! ”

The short and stout man who guarded the door was also very eloquent, and Zhengshan, who was rushing to speak, had nowhere to interject, and scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously.

The short manly man didn't change, and then said: "This time you see the old lady, how are you going to cheat money?" If you can't be deceived, do you still have to bring hemp rope to hang, look for death and life, and force each other with your life? ”

"Hanging with hemp rope?" When I heard this, I suddenly came to my senses: "Dare to ask my little brother, what does this mean?" Could it be that someone came to pump Feng a while ago, and he actually forced him to hang himself? ”

The short man sneered, "That's what Lao Tzu said! This can be described as black as a crow in the world! The methods of scam money are all the same! Why, give your peers the first place, and be unconvinced? ”

It turns out that the gatekeeper knew the hanged man! It's like stepping on iron shoes and finding nowhere to go, and it takes no effort to get it! [Inuyasha] is the only pet bellflower

I hurriedly said, "No, no! Mei Cai was entrusted by Mr. and Mrs. Weng to find out the truth of a matter......"

"Why, this is a new scam again? You liars, you don't want to find a way to cheat, what truth do you want to find? The truth about the last one of your predecessors liars? "The stout man grew more and more courageous, and the stars flew in his spittle, and when he saw us speechless, he could not help but be very proud of our defeat under his eloquence.

I took advantage of his sneer, and hurriedly hit the snake and asked on the stick: "I really can't hide this little brother's fiery eyes!" We're here to ask about the hanged ...... The matter of the liar's companionship, would it be convenient to ask the little brother to do it? ”

When the short man saw that my little girl's attitude was so humble, he probably couldn't wipe his face, and his tone gradually softened: "Why, you finally told the truth, not to find the master, but to inquire about the whereabouts of the liar?" ”

I nodded again and again: "Exactly!" I can't hide anything from you! We want to know who that man really is and what he said the last time he came. ”

"Tsk," the stout man smacked his tongue, "Isn't it true that the scammers also have to compete with each other, and the same deception method can't be coexisted twice, or just if Lao Tzu benefits the old lady who was harassed by your liars on Ziyuchai Street, you can find him, so don't be too embarrassed!" That liar is the same as you, dressed poorly, and keeps saying that the old lady knows him, is a distant relative of the old lady, and the old family has suffered a disaster, and he really can't survive, and he has come to defect through mountains and rivers, if he refuses to take him in, he will give some money to make a book, and it is good to seek another development elsewhere, Lao Tzu was soft-hearted at that time, so he took him into the inner courtyard......"

Lady Doctor: Don't worry, General

"Fang Caier only said that he had seen a lot of such people, how could he be born at that time, but he didn't see it at that time......" Zhengshan interjected at this time, I quickly pulled Zhengshan behind me, and smiled at the short man with a gloomy face: "Our young master has not understood human feelings since he was a child, and I ask my little brother not to be angry." ”

The short and stout man glanced at Zhengshan, afraid that he was calculating Zhengshan's identity in his heart, but he didn't dare to offend such a richly dressed handsome boy, so he continued: "Lord Lao Tzu has a lot, don't worry about you, you better learn more about the world!" The age of begging for a wife is not as good as a little girl......"

I was afraid that Zhengshan would interject again, so I hurriedly interrupted the conversation and asked, "Little brother, I smiled, what if I entered the inner courtyard?" ”

The short man said: "Lao Tzu led the liar into the inner courtyard, who knew that when he saw this person's face, the old lady was also stunned, the two looked at each other, and they didn't know this person at all, so they had to confess that they hadn't returned to their hometown for a long time, and they really didn't know who this person was.

Later, the wife asked about a few acquaintances in her hometown, and the person began to reluctantly say a few words, and then he couldn't answer, and the old lady Mingjian, saw that he was just looking at the sound of the shop was booming, and wanted to come to rub the oil and pump the abundance, so he was going to drive him out, but unexpectedly, the man took out a hemp rope from his waist, and said that if the old man and his wife did not take in, did not give the capital, and there was no way to live, this would die here, and everyone patted and stared. ”

I couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and couldn't help but say: "The world is so big, there is such a pumping abundance...... If you are not related to each other, you have to force each other to die. ”