At this time, Feng Feng's mobile phone rang.

"Hey!"

A girl's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Duck voice, you finally answered the phone, you dared to scold me yesterday? Don't you want to live anymore? Let me tell you, no one dared to talk to me like that since I was a child, who are you? Do you dare to tell me about your unit, you have this quality, and you still say that you are a lawyer? What kind of cases do you handle? Criminal law, civil law, administrative law, constitutional law or legal history? It's unfortunate that I was disgusted by you yesterday, and I will not only call you in the future, but I will call you every day until you tell me sorry......"

Feng Feng now feels that he has a stereo installed in his head, and he is playing the cries of 10,000 ducks before they enter the water on a loop, the left ear hears the phone, and the right ear hears the outside the door, both of which are crazy and scolding, but from two different drunkards.

"Feng Feng? You asked me not to sleep before the exam, I was obedient, if I didn't have diarrhea at noon that day, the exam would be late, and when I went to rest, the admission ticket was lost, if it wasn't for the old man to pick it up, I would have to fight me with you, and, you asked me to promise you a condition, I don't peep when you take a shower, I talk and count, as long as there is movement in the bathroom, I can bear it if I want to pee and poop, but now you even occupy my room, where am I going? I'm so cute, there are so many bad people out there, although you accompany me to review for two nights, anyway, you have to say sorry to me, otherwise it's not over! I'm going to use the girl's cute fist ......"

Feng Feng felt that there had never been a case as tricky as these two women now, which made people feel irritated and their minds exploded.

He opened a glass of walnut juice sent by Xiao Liu today, and took a sip, although it was not so cold, but his heart felt extremely happy and cool, he could even understand the divorce case he had told him in the past, it turned out that being tortured by two women was such a devastating thing.

He looked out the window with gloomy eyes, fell into deep thought, and after about 10 minutes, he found that it was as the two of them said, endlessly, it seemed that calmness could not calm the anger of the two women, at this moment, he, like most men, did not know where to provoke women, but things were so sudden, unless he came forward.

Feng Feng picked up the phone, "I haven't had a good rest in the past few days, I just had a good night's sleep yesterday, I was woken up by my neighbor, I was in a bad mood, I just fell asleep, I received a call from you, I did say something that shouldn't be said, I shouldn't shirk the responsibility and say, I learned badly with some people who don't know how to do it, I can only say I'm sorry, SORRY!" I don't know when you called me, to put it another way, you are harassing me, I am a lawyer at Bixia Law Firm, Feng Feng, if you want to take the time to talk to me about compensation tomorrow, you can, but it will not take more than 5 minutes, because my lawyer's fees are very expensive! ”

Who knows, Feng Feng's patient explanation, but in exchange for the other party's more unreasonable trouble.

"Who are you scaring about? Male duck voice, and His Majesty's law firm, you think you are the emperor, I am a concubine, I think you are your father-in-law......"

Feng Feng hung up the phone decisively, then took out the decibel meter in the drawer, and then opened the door of his room, and kept his hand blocking Shi Yue from entering.

"Be quiet, do you know what time it is? You are noise disturbance is an illegal act, from 22 o'clock in the evening to 6 o'clock the next day, the noise at night can not exceed 50 decibels, you look at you, just 50, Article 61 of the "Environmental Noise Pollution Prevention and Control Law" stipulates: Units and individuals who are harmed by environmental noise pollution have the right to require the perpetrator to eliminate the harm; If the loss is caused, the loss shall be compensated according to law! Please come to the law firm tomorrow and talk to my assistant......"

"You still have an assistant? Marshal Tianpeng, have you made your old mistake again? ”

"What do you mean? I did say that I got used to it, you can wait for me to call tomorrow, because I just made an appointment with someone to talk about compensation......"

"I mean Zhu Bajie, old pig, Journey to the West, fool, I haven't seen this, and I'm still a lawyer!"

"Shi Yue, who do you say is a fool, you can't insult me personally, why did you pretend to stutter before, are you planning some scam, fraud is illegal, you should know this, or, you have already had inappropriate intentions against me! Did you know that female hooligans are also strictly forbidden by the state? Protecting men from unnecessary physical harm and mental abuse......"

Without waiting for Feng Feng to finish speaking, Shi Yue got under his squeaky socket, lay down on Feng Feng's bed at once, and then sniffed the pillow face down.

"And say this is your room? Why does the pillow smell of saliva, this is obviously left by Mei Lin lying in my bed and sleeping, I am the most beautiful king of the daughter country Shi Yue, Tang Seng, you go to the west to learn the scriptures, there is Nala! ”

"Huhuhu~~"

Shi Yue was snoring at first, and Feng Feng finally understood where the sound of killing pigs came from these nights.

He wanted to take out his pillow and go to the living room to sleep, but found that he couldn't push it away at all, and Shi Yue was already firmly dragging it.

"It feels like she's very insecure!"

Feng Feng said to himself, but in the next second, he regretted it again.

"Then you can't lie on my bed, can you? Get up! Get up! If you don't get up again, I'll ......"

Feng Feng picked up his mobile phone again and dialed a number.

"Hey! Xiao Liu, can you come over now, I have something on my side that you need to deal with! ”

"Lao Feng, what time is it, tomorrow, I'll go over early in the morning!"

"Then you come directly to the rental house......"

Before Feng Feng could finish telling the specific location, the other end of the phone had already sounded "beep" and hung up.

The next morning, after Shi Yue heard the rooster crow, she came out of the room in a daze, directly pushed open the door on the right-hand side, and was about to take off her pants to go to the toilet, but she never found a toilet, she blinked, to her surprise, it was not the bathroom door that opened, but the bedroom of a couple, fortunately they slept soundly, Shi Yue was not found.

She carefully recalled what happened last night, she remembered going to a music bar, drinking two bottles of wine, a little thirsty, and drinking half a bottle of mineral water from Merlin in one go, but the rest of the incident had already been broken and she didn't remember it at all.

She trotted all the way back to her room, and found that the bed had not been moved, and she looked down at her clothes, which had not been changed, and they all smelled of alcohol.

Where she slept yesterday and what happened, maybe only Meilin knows.

But at this time, there was movement in the living room.

Shi Yue first poked her head out of the bedroom until her whole body came out completely, and she didn't find anything abnormal, but when she wanted to go to the bathroom, she found that she didn't bring any paper, but when she turned around, she found that Feng Feng was wearing a big vest and big pants, and was trembling on the sofa in the living room.

"Hand, phone, machine!"

"I have a headache right now, and I don't want to guess what the hell you're talking about, so you talk well, I already know you're pretending!"

"You, your hand, mobile phone borrowing, me!"

Feng Feng couldn't understand what Shi Yue was saying, and he didn't want to know, he just wanted to express what he wanted to say, but Shi Yue wasn't listening.

"Don't you know why I'm like this? The room is small and there is no wardrobe, and the clothes can only be put under the bed, but I can't take out the ...... at all."

Shi Yue saw Feng Feng turn over, and the phone fell under the sofa, she hurriedly picked it up for him, and then began to wrap a long phone porridge.

first called Meilin and found that she didn't answer, but Shi Yue couldn't wait to go to the bathroom, between calling Meilin and going to the toilet, Shi Yue decisively chose to take Feng Feng's mobile phone, go to the toilet and sit on the toilet to call Meilin.

But Meilin never answered, and when Shi Yue washed her hands, she dialed the phone again, and it showed an artificial voice, "I'm sorry, the phone you dialed is an empty number!" ”

Shi Yue hung up the phone in disappointment, and just as she was about to press the toilet flush button, the phone suddenly rang.

"Hey, hey, hey!"

After Shi Yue finished speaking, the other party paused for 2 seconds, and then smiled evilly.

"New sister-in-law, don't be nervous, I'm Xiao Liu, it turns out that you two played games yesterday, showing off to me that she has a girlfriend in this way, sister-in-law must be very beautiful, this Lao Feng, frustrated in the casino, proud of love, I take it seriously, it's coming soon, you and Lao Feng come out to pick me up! Sister-in-law, you have to prepare a meeting gift for me, after so many years, Lao Feng has finally opened his mind, the iron tree sprouts, and the old cow eats tender grass......"

"I, I don't, I don't ......"

Suddenly, the mobile phone fell from Shi Yue's hand.

"Ahh

A few neighbors came out and heard their protests, "What the hell is going on, and you don't let people sleep?" ”

"Yes! How can there still be one lying on the sofa! ”

"That sound came from the bathroom?"

"Needless to say, I must have found out that I was pregnant, I have experience!"

"What? You just said...... Who are you with? ”

Feng Feng couldn't fall asleep because of the noise in the living room, so he sat up groggily, looking for his mobile phone.

At the same time, Shi Yue came out of the bathroom, grabbed a large-screen mobile phone and shook it vigorously.

Feng Feng wiped his face and calves that had been splashed by the flying water.

"My phone? You dropped my phone in the pool? ”

"No, no, drop, drop the horse, toilet bucket!"

"You mean, it's water in the toilet?"

"No, no, no, dirty, rush, rush, wine, hotel, shop can, drink!"

"What do you mean? What does it matter to me whether the hotel can drink water from the toilet? ”

Feng Feng snatched his mobile phone, pulled off the cover, pulled out the battery at the back, and turned it upside down to dry.

Shi Yue hurriedly went back to his room to get the paper, and then wiped Feng Feng's mobile phone.

"Stop, you forgot to bring paper to the bathroom? Then you use your hands...... After that, you hold my phone in your hand again? ”

At this time, Xiao Liu rushed in.

"The law firm I wanted to go to just now, and then it suddenly occurred to me that you should be a rental house, and I will definitely be able to catch you here, let's say, old fox, which one is my sister-in-law?"