At tea time, Jiang Li poured an egg into the cat pattern mug, added sugar to beat it, and shouted to Yan Xi, who was washing the cup: "Hurry up, the water is boiling." ”

"It's coming, it's coming..."Yan Xi put the pink cat cup in front of Jiang Li, watched Jiang Li beat the eggs and added sugar to break the eggs, then picked up the kettle, poured the freshly boiled water into it, and covered the lid.

"Alright, let it suffocate for a while."

After opening the lid of the cup after a while, the aroma of eggs came to his face, and Yan Xi took a deep breath, "It's quite fragrant." ”

"Then you can take a sip and see if it tastes good."

Yan Xi nodded, picked up the cup and blew it, the tiny egg flowers in the cup rolled around, which was very beautiful.

"Hiss~ so hot..."

"Are you stupid," Jiang Li smiled, "Take a sip, I didn't see that it was boiled water!" ”

"I blew it, I didn't expect it to be so hot." Yan Xi blew again, took a sip, nodded and said, "It's okay, it's delicious, it's just not sweet enough, add me some sugar." ”

"Enough, don't eat too sweet, your teeth will break."

"Master, Yan Xi ......" Yao Yao arrived before he heard anything, and seeing the two of them drinking leisurely, Yao Yao despised it, "Master, Yan Xi, you two are so leisurely." ”

"What's the matter?" Jiang Li asked.

"What am I going to say?" Yao Yao forgot for a while, paused and thought, "Oh, oh, that, the teacher of Aowei products is here, it's almost there, Ah Hong asked me to come in and ask you to go out together to greet you." ”

"Let's go!"

The two of them drank the last sip of boiling water and washed eggs, and walked out with Yao Yao, just a taxi stopped at the door of the club, and a woman got out of the car with luggage in her left hand and a safe in her right hand, presumably the instructor sent by the Aowei manufacturer, Yao Yao opened the door, and several people shouted in unison: "Welcome to the world of women." ”

"Thank you."

Several people sat around the teacher on the couch.

"Teacher, what are we promoting this time?" Jiang Li asked.

"The main recommendation is the face box, body box, gastrointestinal, ovarian, by the way, to help customers measure sub-health and check trace elements." The teacher opened the portable rectangular safe, which contained an instrument.

"This is a device to test sub-health!" Yan Xi asked.

"Yes." The teacher nodded.

"Can we try it? Teacher, check it out for me. Yao Yao was eager to try.

"Of course, you can put down the clothes on your hands and around your neck first, and the metal products will affect the test results."

Yao Yao put down the chain, the teacher turned on the instrument, turned on the screen, and let Yao Yao hold the detector linked to the instrument in his hand, and pasted a few acupuncture points. Press the switch.

Drip, drip, drip... After a minute, the test results came out, showing that the green ones were normal, the red ones were insufficient or excessive, Yao Yao's trace elements, vitamins, organ functions, various deficiencies, all kinds of differences, and Yao Yao was suspicious of life again and again.

Xiao Li also has all kinds of shortcomings, all kinds of differences, looking at the report and shaking her head again and again.

And then there is Lizhen, who is also a variety of deficiencies and differences.

Everyone understands that it is impossible for anyone to test this sub-health instrument to clear the customs completely green, but it is just for testing and playing.

Jiang Li, the same is a variety of deficiencies and weaknesses, and there is also a second degree of flexibility, one is normal softness, and the second degree is that the ligaments are hard, which makes the soft Jiang Li can't help but spray a few words, Lizhen's old bones are all one degree, she is actually a second degree, how is it possible, this instrument is not credible.

The last one is Yan Xi, all kinds of lack and all kinds of weaknesses are essential, everyone is looking at the red light, and suddenly swept a line of words Everyone was stunned for three seconds, and then burst into laughter.

Pesticide residues were two degrees, and the red light was on.

"Pesticide residues, hahaha..."

Yan Xi wiped the tears from his laughter and asked the teacher, "Teacher, what does the second degree of pesticide residue mean!" Can I still salvage it? ”

"If there are three degrees of pesticide residues, it is pesticide poisoning." The teacher couldn't help but laugh again, "There is no need for rescue yet." ”

"Tell you not to peel the fruit every time you eat it." Jiang Li laughed, "Yesterday's plum, did you wash the plum that you ate the skin and I ate the meat?" ”

"Be content! You still laugh at me, it's not because I love you, you leave all the plum meat for you to eat, I'll just eat some skin. Yan Xi glanced at her.

"You must not have washed it! Hahaha..."Jiang Li pulled out a tissue and dipped the corner of his eye, "I'm laughing to death." ”

"It's okay, it's estimated that you haven't washed or peeled the fruit for the past two days, and you won't be able to detect it after two days." The teacher said.

"I can't die!" Yan Xi asked.

"If you can't die, the scourge will live for a thousand years, and a great scourge like you is estimated to live for 10,000 years." Jiang Li swore an oath.

"You're not the same, I think I'm from Zhoukou and you're from Ape Mou, I'll take your fluffy little hand......" Yan Xi gestured to hold her hand.

"Smack~~" Jiang Li slapped her hand with a palm and exclaimed, "You go away, don't want to harm me." ”

"Jiang Ape Mou, come here, let the uncle do a good job of scourging you..."Yan Xi pounced on Jiang Li.

Jiang Li didn't have time to get up, and was pounced, "Help!" Although the bow is a woman! ”

"The teacher is still there! You two are not serious. Lizhen shook her head again and again, looking old.

The teacher smiled on his face and said softly, "It's okay, it's good to entertain yourself when there are no customers." ”

The teacher brought a new set of gastrointestinal techniques, which were more effective with Aowei's gastrointestinal box, and after dinner, they began to practice the new techniques.

After getting off work, Jiang Li Yanxi was eating Malatang, and the two mobile phones on the table vibrated together.

"Ah Hong said that tomorrow's Mid-Autumn Festival called us to the carnival to celebrate in advance, and said that there is something important to talk about soon." Yan Xi showed the information to Jiang Li.

"I received it too, the same." Jiang Li also showed her her mobile phone.

"Ask her about nothing, forget it, don't eat and drink for a while to vomit." After Yan Xi finished speaking, he put the chopsticks on the table.

"Well, I won't eat it... Let's go! Check it out. ”

Carnival KTV.

Jiang Li and Yanxi were dumbfounded as soon as they pushed the door open, and in the box, Ah Hong and his wife were singing and singing with Huang Yuchen, Huang Yuye, and Ah Hong, and the three men were talking and drinking at the same time.

"You two are finally here." Brother Qiang stood up and beckoned to the two of them, "What are you doing standing?" Come and sit. ”

The two of them were arranged by Brother Qiang to sit between the two brothers, Huang Yuchen on Yan Xi's left, and Huang Yuye on Jiang Li's right.

"What are you doing here, Ah Hong! Brother Qiang arranged for us to go on a blind date? Jiang Li couldn't help but ask Ah Hong, "Wouldn't this be what you said!" ”

"Hehe...," Hong explained with a smile, "It's okay, let's play together!" ”

"That's it," Brother Qiang continued, "You two can drink, the atmosphere is good, let the two of you drink together and have fun." ”

"I'm here to go on a blind date with you."

Huang Yuchen leaned lazily on the sofa, his chest was open, his strong chest was looming, and his voice was low with a hint of charm.

Yan Xi's temples jumped twice, as if he hadn't heard it, and looked at Ah Hong sadly, Ah Hong smiled and continued to sing.

"I'm looking for you to go on a blind date, I'm here to find you a shame." Huang Yuye raised his glass and touched Jiang Li's cup.

"If you say this, then I'll rest assured, I'll give you a chance to take revenge, drink..."Jiang Li raised his wine glass and tilted his neck, like a heroine among women.

"The dice are shaken, and the two of us will go head-to-head at night, and I won't believe that you can't drink it." Huang Yuye reached out and took two dice boxes.

Jiang Li took one and shook it, "Okay, don't talk nonsense, please talk with wine." ”

"Let you call first."

"Three fives."

"Three sixes."

"Four sixes."

"Five sixes."

"Six sixes."

"Open, I'm 2." Huang Yuye had a hint of victory on his face.

"You drink, I have 4." Jiang Li opened the dice box, and Huang Yuye's smile froze.

"Do you want to play?" Huang Yuchen asked Yan Xi.

"I don't want to." Yan Xitou replied to him without replying.

"Then let's have a drink..."Huang Yuchen picked up the wine glass, brought Yan Xi's wine glass to her, touched the glass lightly, and drank it all.

"Come, come, I'll toast you two with a glass." Brother Qiang raised his wine glass and said to Yan Xi and Huang Yuchen.

"Toast one by one, how many people do you want to toast with a glass of wine! Brother Qiang. Yan Xi smiled and cast a sharp look with ice ballast.

"Hey, don't worry about these little details, come on, let's have a drink with the three of us, come." Brother Qiang smiled and gave her a look that was not easy for me.

"Okay!"

After Yan Xi finished drinking, he immediately poured another glass, and said with a smile: "Come, Brother Qiang, Ah Hong, I also toast you two with a glass." ”

Brother Qiang's stomach was very supportive, just a cup of belly, I wanted to rest for a while, but I didn't expect Yan Xi to take revenge, so he could only raise his glass again and said loudly, "Come on, do it..."

Ah Hong also smiled and picked up the wine glass.

Yan Xi put down the cup, and Huang Yuchen helped her fill it again, "Let's have another drink." ”

"If you want to drink, drink three glasses..."

"Good..."

Huang Yuchen brought over four new cups, six glasses lined up in a row, all filled with light yellow beer.

"Let's play bigger." Yan Xi said: "Compared with the speed, whoever drinks slower will be fined three cups, how about it?" ”

"Play so big." Huang Yuchen was a little surprised, he drank fast, which was obvious to all among his friends.

"You just say play or not!"

"Play."

"I'll be the referee, listen to my commands, prepare," Brother Qiang stood up with a serious expression, "3, 2, 1, start." ”

Yan Xi and Huang Yuchen picked up the wine glass at the same time, which might be more appropriate than drinking, and the two of them poured the wine glass into their mouths, one glass, two glasses, three glasses, and the wine glass was empty at the same time.

"How to calculate a draw." Brother Qiang was a little embarrassed.

"Three more drinks." Yan Xi Yan Xi took a tissue and wiped the wine stains on her lips.

"Okay..."Huang Yuchen poured another 6 glasses of wine.

"Ready, 3, 2, 1, begin."

Picked up the wine glasses, one glass, two glasses, three glasses, the wine glasses of both of them were empty, but Yan Xi swallowed them all, and Huang Yuchen's mouth was still full.

Yan Xi gasped and scolded in his heart: Mommy beat me.

By the way, he kindly poured three glasses of wine for Huang Yuchen and sneered: You drink it slowly!

Yan Xi watched him drink the first glass of fine wine, so he didn't bother to look at it, excused himself to go to the bathroom, and sneaked out of the door, a man at the corner of the corridor just walked over with a woman in his arms, and her intuition told her that she was very familiar with the man, and she didn't care about it Yan Xi raised her legs and chased after her, and happened to see the back figure hugging a woman out of KTV, and that back, she was indeed very familiar, and Jiang Li was even more familiar.

Worried, he returned to the box, looking at Jiang Li, who was shaking the dice and fighting with Huang Yuye, and didn't know how to speak.

While Jiang Li went to the bathroom, Yan Xi also followed.

"What is Wen Ruyan doing at night!" Yan Xi looked at her and asked.

"He! His brother has come back from a foreign country, and he is drinking with his brother at home! Jiang Li washed his hands and took out a tissue to wipe his hands, "Why do you mention him?" ”

"I saw him just now." Yan Xi paused, "He hugged a woman and walked out of the carnival." ”

"No way, you must be wrong, he took a picture for me." Jiang Li opened WeChat and flipped to the chat box with Wen Ruyan, which contained a photo showing Wen Ruyan drinking at home.

"Could his photo be taken before?" Yan Xi was suspicious: "There is no younger brother in the photo!" Most likely, it was taken before. ”

"No! Let's go! Get out. Jiang Li said and opened the door and walked out.

Yan Xi followed behind, but he was very sure that the back was Wen Ruyan, and Wen Ruyan deceived Jiang Li.