Chapter 182: Men Should Be Cruel to Themselves! [3 more]

"You-" Master Yuantong's thick cucumber finger pointed at Tang Yi: "Go chop wood!" ”

"Chopping wood?" Tang Yi's small eyes widened - why did you let a child wearing ten centimeters and hating the sky less than one meter six to chop wood?

"You-" Master Yuantong ignored Tang Yi, and continued to point to the pink phoenix: "Go and fetch water!" ”

"Carrying water?" The pink phoenix was also stunned - why did you let such a delicate, pink little Lori carry water?

"You-" Master Yuantong did not pity the jade, and finally pointed at Pan Xiaoxian: "Go and chop wood!" ”

"All right!" Pan Xiaoxian replied without hesitation, compared to chopping firewood and carrying water, chopping firewood is really much better, but it is an indoor operation......

"Master, we are here to learn martial arts!" Tang Yi felt that as the only Tang Sect Tianjiao in the trio who had seen the world, it was necessary for him to stand up for the benefit of the other two turtles: "Shouldn't you assign us to the Luohan Hall, the Prajna Hall, or the Bodhi Academy?" ”

"Smack!"

Tang Yi received a heavy ring ruler on his head, this time it was ruthless enough, and it directly swollen up a big bag, Tang Yi instantly felt that he was more than 1.6 meters......

Yuantong didn't know where to conjure a black, thick and long ring ruler in his hand, and said with a smile: "What did you just say?" I didn't hear clearly! ”

"I said......" Tang Yi's eyes rolled, and he suddenly moved away like lightning with light skills, and said with a provocative smile: "Master Yuantong, I'm not very good at talking, if there is anything offended, why are you here to beat me!" ”

"Smack!"

Tang Yi's lightning-fast figure suddenly froze, and another big bag rose on top of the big bag on the door of his head, and the two bags were still stacked up like gourd babies!

I don't believe in evil! Tangmen's three uniques, light skills, hidden weapons, poison, light skills are in the first place, how can he hit me?

"If you have the ability, you can beat me again!" Tang Yi gritted his teeth and exerted his light skills to the extreme, sweeping away like a ray of light. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Smack!"

Tang Yi's light figure slammed again, and another big bag swollen on top of the two big bags on his head......

"! Come on, come on, come on! Don't stop! Be vigorous! "Tang Yi is angry, I'm the Tianjiao of the Tang Sect! The same is the six major factions of China, and you Shaolin Temple have many Mao! No, you don't have hair!

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

The crisp sound made the donkey brother and the pink phoenix both red-faced and red-eared, this voice was really evil......

Don't fight, woo, if you hit again, you'll be 1.7 meters......

Tang Yi sat on the kang with his buttocks, and his head was like a string of sugar gourds, with tears in his eyes: "Why can you hit me every time?" ”

"Ami Tofu ......" Master Yuantong sneered: Do I want to tell you about the [Pumen Staff Method], which I major in one of the seventy-two stunts of Shaolin?

Pumen cane method - one of the martial arts practiced by the disciples of Shaolin Temple [Discipline Academy], which is a kind of rod method used by the Discipline Institute to punish disciples who violate the temple rules.

The power is almost at the bottom of the Shaolin 72 stunts, but it has a funny attribute that makes it shine a unique light among many magical skills: this is a staff method that no matter how you dodge, I can always beat it!

Although Tang Yi jumped quite before, he cooperated a lot after being beaten and obediently ran to chop wood.

The pink phoenix also went to fetch water, only Pan Xiaoxian was left to get the personal guidance of Master Yuantong, not that Master Yuantong looked at him differently, the main reason - Pan Xiaoxian is the only "temple homework", and Master Yuantong's body is not in vain!

Standing in the vast courtyard of the firewood house, the donkey brother is not good, is this Nima asking me to chop firewood or cut trees?

The thick trunks of the trees were neatly placed on the edge of the wall, all of them were dragged by the whole tree, and the donkey brother suddenly comforted a lot, think about Tang Yi who was on the way to chop wood at this moment - there is no harm if there is no comparison!

"You have also seen the situation in Shaolin Temple, if you want to cook, you have to burn firewood, and we have to rely on us to split firewood!" Master Yuantong pointed to several other warrior monks who had already started work: "Don't be in a hurry to work, you can see how the senior brothers do it first!" ”

I'm not in a hurry, master! Brother Donkey pouted and looked over, only to see that these warrior monks were stripped naked in winter, and after moving their bodies a little, they each hugged a big tree in front of them and placed it, and raised their arms to shine on the trunk of the big tree.

Hold a big grass...... Brother Donkey was stunned, only to see that the bucket-thick tree was broken with a "click", and the fracture was smooth and neat, just like cutting paper with a paper cutter, so perverted!

Is this Nima human? Pan Xiaoxian was dumbfounded as they first split the big tree into several sections with a hand knife, and then erected the wood, and cut it with a few hand knives, and the round wooden stakes spread out like flowers, each piece was neat and neat!

Of course, this is a skilled type of work, and there are also unskilled ones, although the thickness of the chopped firewood is different, the size is different, but it is all split.

"Do you see?" Master Yuantong looked at Pan Xiaoxian kindly: "Do you have any questions?" ”

"Yes."

"Say."

"Where's the axe?"

"Get out of the ...... Ami Tofu! Master Yuantong took a deep breath, and Nima almost committed a reluctance in front of everyone: "There is no axe, chopping wood by hand, understand?" ”

"All right!" Brother Donkey happily said goodbye to Master Yuantong, who had already taken out a black, thick and long ring ruler, and picked a small tree with a thick bowl.

The corners of Master Yuantong's mouth twitched twice concealedly: Ami! Give you the ability to do it! Why don't you go find a toothpick?

What kind of little bald donkey is this, cutting down such a thin sapling to fill the number, it's really a shame that you can do it!

Putting this small tree in front of him, Pan Xiaoxian was just about to start when he was stunned for a moment, a silver light flashed in his eyes, and the most vulnerable part of the trunk of this small tree appeared in his sight, Pan Xiaoxian didn't know how to see it, but this is the racial talent of the Eye of the Condor!

This is it! Pan Xiaoxian slowly raised his arm, one hand was held in the shape of a hand knife, and his eyes were staring at the most vulnerable point on the trunk.

"Ka!"

Brother Donkey indifferently put his twisted and broken hand into his trouser pocket, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, watched the flowers bloom and fall, and smiled at the clouds.

What strange sound did you just hear? Master Yuantong and a few senior brothers who were chopping wood all looked at Pan Xiaoxian at the same time, but seeing Pan Xiaoxian pretending to be complacent, Master Yuantong and the senior brothers couldn't bear to disturb him.

We don't understand the funny world! The brothers looked at each other and continued to chop wood.

I just want to see how long you can fit it! Master Yuantong took the ring ruler and viciously paced around Pan Xiaoxian.

It's finally grown...... After a few minutes, Pan Xiaoxian breathed a long sigh of relief, Master Yuantong, I have a sentence that my mother sells batches and I don't know whether to talk about it or not!

With such a brittle body and bones, how can I chop wood by hand? The donkey brother is about to cry, ah, what a painful collar to cover five ......

Wait a minute! My wife once taught me! Pan Xiaoxian suddenly remembered what Ning Yusha had said to him: Internal force is not just fattened in the dantian, you have to chase more, vote, and reward every day like reading a novel, so that the internal force can continue to be strong.

There are [Eight Strange Meridians] and [Twelve Meridians] in the human body, and these meridians will go wherever the true qi passes, and when the true qi passes, it will bring incredible effects.

For this reason, Pan Xiaoxian also deliberately studied the twelve canons and the eight veins of the strange meridians, but it was useless, and he didn't get through any of them......

But at least he already knows the theoretical knowledge, for example, if he wants to chop wood with his hands, he must use the little finger, the outside of the back of the hand, the wrist and other parts, and this corresponds to the [Hand Sun Small Intestine Sutra] in the Twelve Canons.

The small intestine meridian of the hand sun starts from the outside of the little finger, that is, the [Shaoze acupoint], along the outside of the back of the hand to the wrist, out of the ulnar styloid process, straight up along the lateral posterior edge of the forearm, and passes through the ...... Bala Bala Bala, all in all, is a long section, anyway, it can be used.

So, try?

Pan Xiaoxian closed his eyes and meditated, urging the insignificant Chixia internal force in his dantian to come out, and walked along the route of the hand sun and small intestine meridian. I heard Ning Yusha say that generally speaking, it is impossible to go once, sometimes you will get lost, sometimes you will go in circles, sometimes you may go back, even if you go through it a few times, you may go the wrong way, but Brother Donkey feels that fairy tales are all lies.

Obviously, it was all done in one go, right? Pan Xiaoxian felt that the true qi was circulating back and forth in the Sun and Small Intestine Meridians of his hands, especially in the Shaoze acupoint, as if the internal force of Chixia was already hungry and thirsty.

"Pan Xiaoxian!" Master Yuantong didn't know when he was already standing beside him, and shouted with raised eyebrows: "What about you face the tree?" Why don't you wait for it? ”

Men should be themselves!

One two three! Go to hell! Pan Xiaoxian slashed down the knife suddenly, only to hear the sound of "Gaba", and the thick tree with the mouth of the bowl instantly split into two!

Obviously, you can rely on your face to eat, but you have to rely on your talent! Brother Donkey slowly opened his eyes, and the corners of his mouth hooked up with an evil smile.

"What do you call this thing?" Master Yuantong took the ring ruler and pointed at the trunk of the tree, picking and picking: "This stubble is like a thunderbolt, are you going against the sky?" It's all split like you, how many can be inserted in the stove pit? ”

The corners of Pan Xiaoxian's mouth twitched stiffly, it's good to be able to split it! What else do you need for a bicycle?

"Waiting for firewood for breakfast, do you still want to eat breakfast?" Master Yuantong walked to the side of the big tree pile, and gently picked it with a ring ruler, and a big tree the thickness of a bucket flew towards Pan Xiaoxian, but when it landed, it was light and fluttering, and there was not even a little dust.

Master Yuantong, who lifted weights like a lightweight, picked the ring ruler a few times one after another, and picked a total of five big trees in front of Pan Xiaoxian: "This is your practice this morning, when will you finish splitting and when will you eat!" ”

Master, I'm still a child!

[Thank you for the tips of the brothers and sisters such as Swallowing Heaven Wo Ri He Dog Egg (2000), Yahchenz (500), Two Hours Drive (500), Qi Thirteen (500), Mo Xiaomo (100x2), Taoyao Daoren (100x2), Pudding Tanding (100), I Was Born AI Play (100), Hongmeng Chaos Sword God (100), House One (100), Little Yuluo (100), Sakuva (100), Qinkuai (10), etc., hugging one by one, On New Year's Eve, I just came over with the codeword, and now it's January 1, 2017, and before I know it, I've been with you for a year (cough cough, don't worry about the details), I hope that in the new year, the robe and donkey brother can bring more joy to everyone! Thank you! Sprinkle flowers~~] (To be continued.) )