"Yi Nan, Liu Zitao is gone."

Zhang Mei lowered her head, her long hair covered the person's face, and she couldn't see her expression clearly, but she could hear a thing or two from the person's dripping tone, her slender fingers rolled the data cable, pulling it all at once, and the impatience was obvious.

"Didn't you break up?" Shen Yinan replied with some weakness: "It's all broken up, what else do you mean?" ”

"I'm still crying." Zhang Mei crossed her legs on the sofa, and her tone was sluggish, without the slightest vigor in the past.

Shen Yinan heard the tone of the person, and it was not easy to say anything serious, so he could only comfort him, and he simply adjusted naughty Zhang Mei quickly, and after the two chatted for a while, the person basically recovered.

"I know, it'll be completely OK tomorrow!" Zhang Mei leaned back on the sofa and said in a raised voice, she looked down at her red toenails and said, "A man." ”

Even so, only she knows how much thought is in it.

It's like she said herself, no one eats with her, no one accompanies her to watch movies, no one carries her bag, no one lets her beat and scold her anymore...... There is naturally a liking in the heart, and there is reluctance, but there is also vanity.

A woman's vanity is a terrible thing, it is like a beautiful succubus in hell, like a seductive apple in the Garden of Eden, constantly exuding a seductive aura.

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Mei began to look through WeChat, trying to find someone who could entertain her for her loneliness, she pointed her finger at the avatar one by one, and there were words in her mouth, "Xu Kun, this is not good, I am not very familiar, it is too rash; Li Ye ......" Zhang Mei turned over without thinking about it, this person has been sticking up again since Baoquan contacted him last time, Zhang Mei didn't want to pay attention to it at all, "Well, Lu Mingyan, no, no, I have a girlfriend, I can't afford to play." ”

She looks like she is entertaining herself, obviously bored, otherwise she will only wait for men to take the initiative to come to her, instead of taking the initiative to those men, her fingers will slide people up one by one, excluding people one by one, and finally fell on the head of Wang Yiming, who was the first to slide up, she clicked on the chat box, the content is still stuck in the matter of thanking her last time, the last sentence was sent by Wang Yiming, is to ask yourself if you are free.

As soon as she was about to reply to something, Wang Yiming sent a smiling expression, whether it was WeChat or QQ, the smiling expression has always been used by Zhang Mei as a provocation, Zhang Mei stopped the urge to go back, and also sent an expression to the past.

[Coincidentally, I was just about to send you a message. 】

[Fate. 】

Wang Yiming on the other side replied with only two words, making Zhang Mei pout slightly, the word "fate" is the most believable, but what she doesn't know is that this is not the real fate, but Wang Yiming's special attention, she noticed that Zhang Mei's dialog box has become "typing ......", so he can reply in time.

【Are you free?】 Let's go have a meal together as a thank you gift for the hero to save the beauty. Zhang Mei went straight and said straight to the point, but there was still a deliberately sultry meaning in her words, and she deliberately added a shy expression at the back.

[Yes.] 】

After Wang Yiming replied with one word, he immediately picked up another sentence, [I'll pick you up. 】

[Is there a white horse?] 】

[Nope.] 】

Wang Yiming replied seriously, and didn't care about the ambiguity in Zhang Mei's words, or the meaning of joking.

Seeing this, Zhang Mei decisively lost the mood to continue, gave the address directly to the person, and began to wait silently at home.

Wang Yiming came very positively, less than an hour later, has come downstairs, Zhang Mei went downstairs to see Wang Yiming, the person is leaning on the car door, the white BMW behind him, but it is more attractive than people, Zhang Mei remembered what she said at that time "white horse", immediately laughed, she jumped down the last step, long hair with the movement of the person in the ears fluttering, when she was fixed, slightly tilted her head, fingers naturally pinned the hair behind the ear, she shook the phone, smiled: "It's only five o'clock, so early." ”

Wang Yiming didn't speak, just smiled and opened the car door for people, and blocked the car door for people in a particularly gentlemanly manner, Zhang Mei saw this, raised her eyebrows and smiled, and bent down into the car.

For dinner, I chose Chongqing hot pot, which has always been Zhang Mei's favorite, so when she mentioned it, her eyebrows and eyes were flying.

"Like spicy food?" Wang Yiming was also infected by Zhang Mei's emotions, he poured tea for people and asked with a smile.

"No spicy, no joy." Zhang Mei borrowed Shen Yinan's idiomatic words, and she sometimes felt that she liked spicy food so much now, she must have been infected by Shen Yinan.

"It's good to eat spicy once in a while." Wang Yiming directly ordered the slightly spicy one, the slight spicy of Chongqing hot pot is still very spicy, if you choose spicy, I am afraid you will not be able to eat it.

"Indeed, it's easy to get angry."

Zhang Mei let Wang Yiming order the dishes, if other men directly crossed her own order, she would inevitably have to say a few more words, but if it was the person in front of her, it would be forgotten, but her idea changed when she took the menu handed over by Wang Yiming, to be precise, she should be stunned, because most of the dishes ordered by Wang Yiming are her favorite dishes, she looked up at the person, just met Wang Yiming's gaze, she showed a smile to the person generously, There is no embarrassment of being discovered by peeking.

"That's it." Zhang Mei handed the menu to the waiter, because of the dishes ordered by Wang Yiming, she had no room to start, she couldn't help but wonder if this person had deliberately investigated her preferences, or if it was unintentional, it would be too much of a coincidence.

"We have the same tastes."

"Well, I usually like to be a vegetarian." Wang Yiming pushed the fruit plate in the direction of Zhang Mei and said, "But meat and vegetables are the best combination." ”

The two chatted, the dishes came up quickly, and when eating, the two of them were quiet, occasionally Zhang Mei provoked one or two topics, but it was soon ended by Wang Yiming, and Zhang Mei also obviously felt the limitations of knowledge, and was crushed by Wang Yiming's IQ, after all, Wang Yiming's education is higher than Zhang Mei's, so the occasional words give people a bit of a crepe feeling.

"Do you talk like this all the time?" In the face of such a problem, Zhang Mei wanted to speak out, she looked at you with wide eyes, and stared at people with red ears.

And Wang Yiming did feel that his ears were a little hot, and he was stunned for a moment and completely missed Zhang Mei's question, and when he came back to his senses, he was embarrassed, "Hey? After a sigh, he immediately bowed his head and apologized.

Zhang Mei "giggled" and repeated what she had just said, Wang Yiming was stunned again, he obviously didn't care about what was wrong with his speech, after all, he had been talking like this, so he could only nod his head blankly.

"It's stupid."

Zhang Mei smiled, took the time to go to the toilet again, and left Wang Yiming alone to reflect on what was wrong with his speech, but according to Wang Yiming's emotional intelligence, he naturally couldn't think of it, so he decisively asked for help.

"What should I do if someone I like says I have a problem speaking! Urgent! Online, etc!! ”

Of course, Wang Yiming would never ask such a question, he sent a message directly to his former roommate, after all, the roommate is directly related to Tie, and they have been together for a long time, so they must know more or less about their own problems.

[What does it mean when a friend of mine is told by someone he likes that he has a problem speaking?] 】

In less than a minute, the other party replied to the message, but the content made Wang Yiming stunned, [now charged!! Good bye! 】

Wang Yiming couldn't help but wonder if what he said was too obvious, but what he didn't know was that there was a law that was "a friend of mine ......" formula, and he was 100% talking about himself.

So Wang Yiming found another roommate, and sent the original words, and the reply was still very fast, [Sweet words, flirt with death. 】

Eight big characters, simple and crude.

Wang Yiming was really about to ask how to flirt, but he received a text message from his roommate again, [1. Can you look at it when you walk in the future? "It's going to hit me in the heart."

2. "You're so perfect, but there's a flaw. "What disadvantages?" Cons: I"

3. "I'm definitely eating too much salt. "Huh?" Otherwise, why do you always miss you~!"

4. "I have a life piece of advice that will last you a lifetime!" What kind of life advice. "Be with me for the rest of your life."

5. "It's a hassle to like you. "But I like to get in trouble."

6. "Eating barbecue is to consider seafood or barbecue first, and barbecue will consider you first." ”

7. Can you help me wash my things later?" Okay, what to wash?" Like me......]

The length of its content is as long as 100 articles, even if Wang Yiming relies on his confusing memory, he only remembers a dozen of them, because there is really no sense of logic in this way, and he can only memorize them by rote.

For example, this one: "Do you know why I have a cold?" ”

"Because you have a cold?"

"No, because I'm completely unresistant to you."

Wang Yiming doesn't understand, if "no resistance" is equal to "cold", and "like" is about the same as "no resistance", then "like" will "catch a cold"?

Although this kind of question question is completely unsuitable for answering and understanding with this kind of question in mathematics, even if it does not use mathematics, such logic is completely untenable.

Wang Yiming was entangled in his heart for a while, but he still continued to recite the sweet words and phrases given to him by his friends earnestly, but looking at these fleshy and numb things that had no logic at all, Wang Yiming's whole person was awkward.

“…… Do you know what my favorite wine is? What wine? and your eternal ......"