Chapter 628: The Eight Commandments That Are Bubble Beautiful
"Idiot! You're as happy as a fairy now! Master said that you are rich, you are really rich? If Master says you are going to die, are you going to die!? ”
Sun Wukong suddenly jumped out and asked by Zhu Bajie's ear.
"Oops! Ah! Brother Monkey let go, let go, it hurts, it hurts!! Old pig, I'm also for Master! If you say it, you splash it with water, and the monks don't say anything. I'm doing this entirely for Master's sake.
The person said, in case I don't agree to the old pig, the female Bodhisattva is angry, and drives out the four of our masters and apprentices, as well as the little white dragon, what can I do? We haven't had a hot meal for a few days, so you don't think about Master, you have to think about your stomach! ”
Zhu Bajie's strong words made Sun Wukong even more funny in his heart.
You're beautiful!
The catastrophe is coming, and I don't know it, what a fool!
"Good, good!! Then let the master be a male family, the woman be a female family, the grandson be a family protector, and the sand monk be a matchmaker. You don't have to look at any auspicious days of the zodiac, today is a good day, you have come to worship the Master, go in and be a good son-in-law. How is it? ”
Zhu Bajie is so beautiful in his heart!
The senior brother said so, and the master didn't recite the mantra, it seems that this family business is decided.
Although I kept nodding my head in my heart, I still had to do it.
"I can't help it, I can't help it, senior brother, I'm a monk after all."
"Ahh Do you know that you are a monk? When you called someone else's mother just now, when you were lying on the women's pile, when you were drinking, why didn't you remember that you were a monk? Come down, a few of us can't eat your wedding wine and dinner for nothing, we must be a favor, right? ”
The four mothers and daughters who watched this scene laughed again and again.
It seems that because there is one more man in the family, life will be better in the future.
Zhu Bajie's house is also hypocritical, and he is obviously so beautiful in his heart that he doesn't want it, but he is still shirking it.
"Brother Monkey, are you playing tricks on me? Don't leave such a difficult thing to my old pig. ”
When the words fell, the white and tender pig's head was about to become a braised pig's head.
Ou Yangming smiled softly and said slowly.
"Since Bajie feels embarrassed, then the teacher will no longer embarrass you. You still don't want to be a son-in-law. Tomorrow I will go with the teacher, and I will leave you Brother Monkey and Wujing, one of them. ”
"Don't!"
After Zhu Bajie heard this, he shouted.
What are you kidding, you can eat and drink here, and you don't have to suffer from that wind and sleep.
There are also three delicate beautiful ladies to accompany you.
How could he let go of this kind of day when the gods didn't change?
"Master! Don't embarrass Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, such a great and arduous task should be done by my old pig! ”
These words are about righteousness, as if he wants to be generous.
Sun Wukong covered his mouth and smiled, and returned to Ouyang Yangming's side.
After eating the fast, it was getting dark.
The servants in the courtyard led the three masters and apprentices into the room.
After the servant left, Sha Wujing looked at Ou Yangming and asked.
"Master? We really don't care about the second senior brother, let him be a door-to-door son-in-law here? ”
"Hey, hey! Senior Brother Sha, it's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married. You can't stand in the way of that idiot, go and enjoy it! ”
Sun Wukong lay on the bed and said with a lazy face.
Ou Yangming clasped his hands together and announced the Buddha's horn with a smile.
"Amitabha! Wujing, don't ask about this matter again. After tomorrow, you will know the cause and effect. The Bajie is also true, it is not good to commit it in the hands of anyone, but it is in the hands of these four. Alas! You must know that there is a knife on the head of the color word, and this knife will kill people! ”
Sha Wujing listened in a fog and looked confused.
I only felt that there was something in the master's words, but for a while, I couldn't guess it.
It seems that the only way to wait until dawn is until everything is clear.
...............
In the lobby, Zhu Bajie is directing and acting in a good show.
"Worship heaven and earth!"
"Second worship high hall!"
"Husband and wife worship each other!"
"Let's go to the cave room!"
In this hall, except for the old woman who is on the throne, there is only one Zhu Bajie who is showing off in the hall.
The self-care worshiped the heaven and the earth, and the self-care husband and wife worshipped each other.
Zhu Bajie was busy for a long time, got up hurriedly, and asked shyly.
"Mother! I've been praying for a long time, and I don't know which sister you're going to give me! ”
When the old woman heard this, she sighed and said very worriedly.
"Alas! Niang Zheng is also worried about this matter! If I give you the eldest daughter, I am afraid that the second daughter will blame me. I'm going to marry my second daughter to you, I'm afraid that my younger daughter will blame me. If I marry my third daughter to you, I'm afraid that my eldest daughter will blame me. So in my heart, I have never decided who will give it to you! ”
After Zhu Bajie heard this, he laughed and laughed.
"Mother! My mother, alas! What's so rare about that? It's better to directly match the three people of truth, love, and pity to my old pig! They are noisy one by one, and they think you are unfair. Besides, men! Three wives and four concubines, very common. Right! ”
These words are simply shameless to the extreme, and they want three daughters from other people's homes with one mouth.
Throughout the ages, Zhu Bajie's face can hold these words.
"Nonsense! The abacus in your heart is so loud that you want to occupy my three daughters?! ”
"Mother, where are you talking about this? What is hegemony? It's just the three of them, willing to follow my old pig. Besides, isn't it just three? My old pig can afford it, even if there are a few more, I am not afraid. ”
Li Shan's mother's heart at this moment was broken.
Marshal Tianpeng, why is he so unserious?
Didn't you hear Guanyin Bodhisattva say that he had already entered the Shamen?
Why are you still so greedy for money and lustful, faceless and skinless?
Guanyin, Manjushri, and Fuxian are the three bodhisattvas, outside the lobby, their faces are green.
This Zhu Bajie is really unreliable to a certain extent.
Let's not talk about the things he did in Gao Laozhuang, but now he still thinks about following the example of the beginning and being a door-to-door son-in-law.
And this time it's even more excessive, one person wants three!
Looking at his appearance, I'm afraid I also want to eat Lishan's mother!
Don't say it, I really told them to be right.
Zhu Bajie really thought so in his heart.
He didn't just think so, he did it.
I saw Zhu Bajie take a few steps forward, came to Li Shan's mother, and said on her shoulder.
"Mother, since you can't settle down. Then you just marry my old pig! ”
Burst!!!
At this time, the hearts of the four people vomited blood.
I've seen shamelessness, but I've never seen such shamelessness.
All ages eat, women in their forties, don't let go.
And Ou Yangming, who had already been out of his body and hiding on the side to eavesdrop, laughed directly.