Xiao Linglong's words almost scared Zhao Kang to death, this Li Laoba Health Club is not formal, can he still not know?

Hurriedly said: "This and this, Your Majesty, this health club, does not entertain female guests, if you are tired, let's go back to the restaurant, and I will press you." ”

"Don't entertain female guests? Who gave you the guts to set such rules? ”

Xiao Linglong snorted coldly.

Zhao Kang's scalp was numb, and he didn't know what to say.

"Take me over."

Seeing Zhao Kang stunned in place, Her Majesty the Empress was in a displeasured mood, isn't it just a place for massage and health? Can't get in on your own?

"Your Majesty, why don't we go, this is a place where those people often come, your dragon body is so expensive, how can you go to that kind of place." Zhao Kang desperately blocked the blocker.

Xiao Linglong's eyes were not good: "What is Diao Min, what is the dragon body!" I have more eyes than the people, and my eyes are still my mouth! If you don't lead the way, I'll go by myself. Now I have to rejoice with the people! ”

"And! The rule of not accepting female guests will be changed today! ”

Subconsciously feel that Her Majesty the Empress, who should be equal between men and women, is a little unhappy, when did you Zhao Kang also learn these sycophants!

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"What the hell is this called!"

Zhao Kang had a headache, looking at Her Majesty the Empress's eyes that resolutely wanted to have fun with the people, he could only lead the way with a sad face.

As soon as she arrived at the door, Xiao Linglong felt that something was wrong, why was the atmosphere at this entrance so weird, even if the lights were dim, there were still many portraits of women on the wall.

There was a sleepy man at the counter, and when Her Majesty the Empress saw this, she said, "Tell him to get up." ”

Zhao Kang could only bite the bullet: "Zhang Laoba." ”

The eighth child was awakened, and when he opened his eyes, he was a little surprised to see that it was Zhao Kang: "Master? Why don't you go to Yihong Courtyard today, I think of this. ”

Xiao Linglong smiled, and Zhao Kang was speechless.

Zhang Laoba looked at the laughter and almost didn't scare his soul away: "Your Majesty...... Your Majesty! ”

He also went to greet him today, and recognized Xiao Linglong at a glance, and he was still thinking about it at the time.

Damn, if there is such a beautiful woman in Lao Tzu's clubhouse, then it will not be profitable?

I didn't expect His Majesty to come in the evening.

Xiao Linglong hurriedly said: "Zhang Laoba, don't panic, I'm here for a massage, don't make a noise." ”

"Massage!"

Not to mention it, it's good to say that Zhang Laoba screamed directly, and it looked like seeing a ghost.

Her Majesty the Empress frowned: "It's not that you said don't make a noise." ”

"Your Majesty, we have this massage!" Before Zhang Laoba finished speaking, Zhao Kang kicked it directly.

"Fuck, what were you just doing? Offend the Holy Way! ”

Then he hugged Zhang Laoba and said in a subtle and fast voice: "If you dare to say what this massage is for, you will die." ”

"Zhao Kang, who told you to beat the people!"

Xiao Linglong's dissatisfied voice sounded, and Zhao Kang let go of his hand and sneered: "No, I just saw him collide with Your Majesty and didn't hold back for a while." ”

Zhang Laoba was also busy and said: "It's the grass people who are wrong, offending Shengwei, the old man kicked it well!" ”

Xiao Linglong frowned: "Okay, arrange it for me as soon as possible, I'm tired for a day." ”

"Your Majesty, you sit down for a while, and the eighth child and I will go and arrange it for you."

Zhao Kang said and hugged Zhang Laoba and arrived at the door.

"Eighth child, there are no guests inside, right?"

The eighth said worriedly: "I haven't arrived yet." ”

"Don't pick up guests tonight, find a way to fool Your Majesty." Zhao Kang sighed.

The eighth was shocked: "It's not the master, how can you fool this?" Really press her? The point is, she doesn't grow that stuff either! ”

"Why don't you just let the girl fool around a few times, but you have to think about that little thing in the crotch?" Zhao Kang was so angry that he wanted to beat someone.

Lao Ba shook his head desperately: "Don't be, you haven't taught them how to massage seriously with those wave hooves, and they have all seen Your Majesty." ”

"Even if you lend them your dog guts, they won't dare to entertain Your Majesty!"

Zhao Kang was about to say something, and the impatient voice of Her Majesty the Empress came from behind him: "Zhao Kang, what's the matter with you, it's so difficult for me to press a motorcycle?" ”

"Eh, it's coming, it's fucking dead!"

Zhao Kang let go of the eighth child and let him in, so that the girls in each room left and made a vacant room out.

took Xiao Linglong into the backyard, there were many rooms in the yard, and the eighth child cleaned up a room.

Seeing Zhao Kang coming out, he hurriedly came up: "Master, I'm going to guard the gate for you, take care!" ”

A companion is like a tiger, not to mention giving His Majesty a massage, this job is not easy.

Zhao Kang hummed and turned around and walked into the room.

In the room, Xiao Linglong was looking at a wooden sign with many strange things written on it, and the facilities in the room were only a bed, a table and chairs.

The strange thing is that the lantern is still pink paper paste, which makes Her Majesty the Empress feel even more strange in her heart.

Seeing Zhao Kang walk in, Xiao Linglong raised her eyebrows: "What about the massage?" ”

Zhao Kang's smile was more ugly than crying: "They didn't dare, so they could only let the ministers come." ”

Xiao Linglong sighed: "You can also massage?" ”

Zhao Kang nodded, and Her Majesty the Empress smiled: "I forgot, all the industries in this Yuanjiang County are actually you, by the way, what is written on the sign here, why can't I understand it?" ”

"What do you mean by ice and fire? What is this essential oil open back? And the name of this emperor's great health care is quite atmospheric, what are they? ”

Zhao Kang hesitated, but he couldn't think of a reasonable explanation, so he could only say: "It's all massage techniques and health preservation methods." ”

Xiao Linglong: "Then give it all to me again." ”

Zhao Kang almost vomited blood: "No, no, no, no, Your Majesty, this can't work!" ”

"Why not, what's going on with you today? Are you a king or am I a king? ”

Xiao Linglong snorted: "I ordered you to do it!" ”

Zhao Kang's heart was crossed: "Then Your Majesty will say okay first, this is what you requested, you can't blame me when the time comes!" Forget it, Your Majesty, go back to the restaurant and let the green duck press you. ”

Several times of blocking have exhausted Her Majesty's patience, and there is no good way to breathe at the moment.

"Okay, okay, it's what I asked, and I won't blame you! Isn't it just a massage regimen, I've made it today! ”

"Okay, the minister will go and prepare, and Your Majesty will sit down for a while."

Zhao Kang drooped his head and left, and the corners of Xiao Linglong's mouth twitched: "Really, I haven't let me relax and relax after I'm out of the palace, and I'll add to the blockage!" ”

After a while, Zhao Kang walked in with a bucket, and Xiao Linglong was curious.

Later, Zhao Kang opened a cabinet in the room and took out some bottles and cans from it.

The empress was curious: "What is this?" ”

Zhao Kang didn't raise his head and said, "Essential oil." ”

After speaking, he opened a bottle and poured hot water into the bottle of items, Xiao Linglong suddenly asked, a strange aroma.

I can't help but look forward to it: "It smells good." ”

Zhao Kang closed the door, and then carried the bucket to think about the words of Her Majesty the Empress before, and suddenly realized that this matter did not seem to be so difficult.

When he came to the bed and put down the bucket, Zhao Kang sat down on this stool, and he said, "Please Your Majesty raise your legs." ”