Chapter 40: The Haunted Restaurant
Zhao Kang was about to enter the palace, and someone from the palace summoned him.
Hearing that it was not His Majesty but His Royal Highness, Zhao Kang relaxed a lot, and after a brief cleanup, he followed the eunuch into the palace.
As soon as I arrived at the palace, I saw His Royal Highness the prince sitting on the stone chair in the courtyard with half of his buttocks, half of which was empty, holding his chin in one hand and looking into the distance, his eyes were slightly red.
Who said that teenagers don't know what it's like to be sad!
Zhao Kang sighed with emotion, walked over and saluted, "Your Highness." ”
"Here, sit down. Stand down, everyone else. Xiao Xuance said quietly.
The rest of the people retreated, and Zhao Kang leaned closer with some suspicion in his heart: "What's wrong with Your Highness?" ”
This kid did himself a favor, so that Xiao Linglong didn't hold himself accountable for the old lady's matter, and Zhao Kang was still very grateful in his heart.
Xiao Xuance turned his head resentfully, and let go of the half of his cheek that had been dragging it, Zhao Kang suddenly gasped when he saw it: "Who did this!" Who would dare to be so daring! ”
I saw that half of His Royal Highness the Prince's cheeks were blue and purple, obviously for some time.
Someone in the grand palace dares to beat the prince of a country into this pig's head virtue, could it be an assassin!
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"My sister beat me." Xiao Xuance sighed.
"Ahem, it's really. Hahaha The weather is nice today, the moon is so big. Zhao Kang immediately shut up and changed the topic.
Xiao Xuance: "Zhao Kang, I suspect that my sister is sick. ”
"Your Highness, don't talk nonsense, Your Majesty can still beat you like this, how can you get sick." Zhao Kang smiled awkwardly.
"I'm either sick or crazy, or you can't beat me like this!"
Xiao Xuance raised his voice and pulled Zhao Kang to knock down the bitter water: "You don't know, Zhao Kang, I'm bitter in my heart!" Since you came, she didn't know what medicine she had taken wrong, a small fight every two days, and a violent beating every three days! Just now! ”
"The ass that I pumped with a sword was swollen, and I didn't dare to sit! I'm going to fight everything for my good! It's something that people can do! It's what people can say! ”
It can be seen that His Royal Highness Xuan Ce is very sad and spares no effort to accuse his eldest sister of atrocities.
Zhao Kang tilted his head and shoulders slightly, and Xiao Xuance said angrily: "What are you laughing at!" ”
"Ahem, no, I remember something glad of me." Zhao Kang sniffed.
Xiao Xuance was angry: "Your wife gave birth to a child?" Happy to be like this! ”
"Yes, yes, yes, no, I don't have a wife yet."
Seeing Xiao Xuance's unkind gaze, Zhao Kang hurriedly changed his words and comforted the young man: "Don't worry about it, Your Majesty may have reached menopause." ”
"Menopause?" Xiao Xuance.
"It's something that women will experience, you don't understand this thing."
With Xiao Xuance, Zhao Kang didn't have any scruples when he spoke: "Women, especially women like your sister who haven't married at this age!" Menopause is the easiest too. ”
"You mean she misses a man? Where can I find her here? Xiao Xuance obviously cared about his sister very much, and his little face was wrinkled like a chrysanthemum.
glanced at Zhao Kang: "You just said that you don't have a wife yet?" Otherwise, if you take my sister in, you will be my brother-in-law by then. ”
"What nonsense is the unlucky boy talking about!"
Zhao Kang hurriedly covered his mouth, afraid that he would be listened to, and he was afraid that it would not be just this guy who would be beaten at that time.
"It's you who said she missed a man during menopause! Find her a man, and she might not beat me up every day! Xiao Xuance was indignant.
The corners of Zhao Kang's mouth twitched, this guy is really daring, he dares to say this kind of thing, could it be that Her Majesty the Empress is too ruthless today and beat him stupidly?
"Okay, okay, don't look like a girl, what's wrong with the manly husband being beaten?" Afraid that the child would talk nonsense, Zhao Kang hurriedly persuaded him.
Xiao Xuance smiled: "You have the ability to be beaten by her." ”
"It's not like I haven't been beaten before." Zhao Kang sighed.
When he landed, Xiao Xuance looked at Zhao Kang's eyes wrong, and his eyes were burning with affection and pity, it turned out that he was also a person with the same disease!
"When did you get beaten, why don't I know?"
"Ahem, the hero doesn't mention the courage of the year, so let's not talk about this first."
Zhao Kang coughed and looked at the child's half-dead appearance, and felt a little guilty in his heart, if it weren't for himself, this unlucky child would not have been beaten so much.
But in the end, it's not all the dog woman's fault, if she doesn't beat herself, can she take revenge?
"In order to compensate you, go, I'll take you out of the palace for a private visit."
"Really!" Xiao Xuance was startled and immediately stood up, and then reacted: "What do you compensate me?" When do you owe me something? ”
"Why do you ask so much, do you want to go, if you don't go, I'll retire first." Zhao Kang exclaimed.
"Don't ask, don't ask, go and go, but Zhao Kang, my sister doesn't allow me to leave the palace, can you do it?" Xiao Xuance was excited at first, and soon said frustrating words.
Zhao Kang: "It's okay, I'll take it when something happens, you are my student now, it's normal for the teacher to take the student out for a social practice class." ”
"I knew it was right to let you teach Lao Tzu!"
Xiao Xuance laughed, and hurriedly went to change his clothes, Zhao Kang hurriedly instructed: "Don't forget to change into a eunuch, and bring money!" ”
A moment later, Xiao Xuance was already dressed in eunuch clothes and followed Zhao Kang to the gate of the palace with low eyebrows, but was stopped by the soldiers.
Zhao Kang took out his identity waist card and pointed to Xiao Xuance behind him: "This is the eunuch of the celebrant eunuch, go out with me to get something." ”
At this time, Xiao Xuance's nose was blue and his face was swollen, he lowered his head and was not confident to see that it was His Royal Highness the prince, and the soldiers were not too embarrassed and waved their hands to let him go.
As soon as he left the palace, Xiao Xuance closed his eyes and took a deep breath and reveled: "Ah, the taste of freedom, I'll go!" How does this freedom taste! ”
When he opened his eyes, he saw a dung truck passing in front of him, almost making him vomit his breakfast.
"It's so unlucky. Heh~T! Xiao Xuance took a sip on the ground.
Tsk, this quality is really no one.
Zhao Kang shook his head when he saw it, the children of the royal family are all like this, and he can know that the quality of the people in this imperial capital is not as high as there.
"Where are we going?" Xiao Xuance was excited. Asked.
Zhao Kang thought about it and smiled, he had also heard a lot of rumors about Xiao Xuance these days, and he knew a little about these two hundred and five.
Leaned closer and said, "Let's find a place to change your eunuch clothes first, and I'll take you to Chaoyangmen." ”
"No problem!"
Although he was in the imperial capital, Xiao Xuance, who was in the palace all year round, didn't even know where the imperial capital was, and he didn't know where Zhao Kang was going to take him, so he followed Zhao Kang in such a daze.
Chaoyang Gate.
The outer city of the imperial capital.
As soon as he arrived at the city gate and the ground, Xiao Xuance frowned and turned his head to look at Zhao Kang.