Book 2: The Bronze Hanging Coffin of the Ba People Chapter 87: The Moment of Life and Death
The fat man couldn't see it, so he hurriedly asked, "Black Boy!" What's wrong? What's going on out there? Is it that the Da Luo Immortal has come to save us? ”
The black boy is incoherent, "big ...... Daisen? What do you think? It's a mountain, no! Big...... The big monster is coming, right! It's a fucking youkai! ”
"What a mess! Feed! Boy, be clear. "Erhanzi is anxious.
Blackboy froze and said, "We're afraid we're going to die this time, and it's the greedy monster that is dressed like a bronze fir and is the one that chased me just now, but it's now fucking like a mountain, and it's fucking sperm." ”
Lao Jin looked surprised and dazed, and said "Really...... Is this really the case? ”
Blackboy took his head away from the crack in the stone door and said, "You're so fucking boring, haven't you heard that people are dying?" I'm a fucking dying person, I can't lie to you! Believe it or not. ”
The fat man closed his eyes, was silent, swallowed his saliva, as if he was struggling in his heart before dying, and the others were also quiet, after a while, the fat man opened his eyes and said, "The king of heaven covers the tiger." ”
The ghost smiled, and then replied, "Pagoda Town River Demon!" Fatty, what are you going to do? Spelled? ”
The fat man said, "Fight!" Anyway, it's a death horizontally and vertically, and if I don't pull a few to accompany the burial, I won't be blinded when I die! ”
Lao Jin also said: "Count Lao Tzu as one!" ”
When the fat man saw that I was silent, he asked, "Dead Ngawang!" What's wrong with you today? It's not like you! How to say! Would you like to join us? ”
I smiled coldly, shook my head and said, "You guys are going to die, I haven't even said what I can think of, I haven't even said what I can do, you are all ready to throw your heads and spill your blood, and listen to me for any bravery." ”
Then I told everyone about my plan, in fact, it is very simple, it is not a good trick, because we still have a detonator and Lao Jin's homemade explosives, we only need to use the detonator to blow up the Gu Xiao in the bronze furnace first, there are no less than forty or fifty Gu Xiao in it, enough to blow up a lot of Gu Xiao's exclusive pale green blood, and then everyone smeared some on their bodies, Gu Xiao's eyes are the same as most insects, they can't distinguish what is a person and what is a thing, they only catch living things, But if we smear the blood of Gu Xiao on our bodies, although they can see us moving, they will not poison us, which Lao Jin and I have tested before, and it is not a big problem.
With Gu Xiao blood to cover up the smell for us, we can guarantee our lives, and then move the bronze furnace to the stone door, put the furnace mouth facing the stone door, and then throw all the small bronze burial goods in this tomb into the furnace, and then we should use Lao Jin's homemade explosives, as long as we grasp the time, let the explosives explode in the bronze furnace, so that it is a simple homemade cannon, so that once the small bronze is blown up by the explosives, it will definitely cause a large number of Gu Xiao deaths and injuries, and buy time for us to run out.
Although we are all smeared with the blood of Gu Xiao, Gu Xiao will not suck our blood, but as long as we run, with their habit of predation, they will definitely chase us, and then we will lead them to the bronze fir monster, as the so-called mountain does not tolerate two tigers, when they will fight each other, we will take advantage of the fisherman, take the opportunity to run out of this damn tomb, and return the same way.
If you want to complete this plan, you must all of us unite as one, just like my dad and them back then, and I was most worried about Lao Jin them, so after talking about the plan, I also deliberately emphasized that "success or failure and life and death are all in one fell swoop, we must ensure that everyone works together, and no one can be selfish on the way." As I spoke, I said to the ghost, "Wang! Lanxin's gun is yours to keep! If you see someone wrong and you deal with it, do you know what I mean? ”
The ghost naturally understood what I meant, smiled knowingly, and replied, "Don't worry, I naturally understand what to do." In order to scare Lao Jin, the ghost deliberately emphasized, "I have a word in advance, whoever escapes at that time, my commander Wang can deal with it in accordance with military law, shoot him on the spot, and shoot at the headshot." ”
What kind of character Lao Jin is, as soon as he heard it, he knew that we were pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, and said, "What kind of bend is it, warn me directly." ”
The fat man sarcastically said, "Yo! Don't sit down. ”
Lan Xin couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "When is this happening, can you stinky men stop grinding and chirping, do it quickly!" ”
At the moment, we will act according to the plan, because the stone gate has a certain weight, if Gu Xiao really wants to break into the door, it will take a certain amount of time, so we only leave the two Hanzi and the fat man, two well-deserved strong men in the crowd, responsible for the door, and the remaining eight people all pulled out to help, Grandpa Mao said that "there are many people and great power", this is the time to mobilize the masses, Heizai, Dachangtong and Professor Ouyang and Xiao Kai and Lan Xin five soldiers went to the corner of the tomb to collect all the small bronzes, and I, the ghost and Lao Jin, The three of them were responsible for blowing up the Gu Xiao in the bronze furnace.
The bronze furnace is two meters high, the radius of the mouth is one meter, its mouth is narrow and fat, and the body is half of about one and a half meters, such a huge bronze furnace is probably only the Western Chu overlord Xiang Yu can be lifted, I and Lao Jin naturally can't do it, but we rely on our brains, I and Lao Jin use a hard and tough sapper shovel and two pieces of Dachangtong to find the ashlar as a support point, forming a lever principle, prying open a space that can be entered by a detonator, the ghost is quick with hands and feet, and lights the detonator without dragging mud and water, and throws it into the bronze furnace casually.
According to what the ghost said earlier, after the detonator was ignited, we had less than six seconds to find a cover point, so as soon as the detonator entered the bronze furnace, the three of us flew separately like frightened birds at the end of the catastrophe, looking for safety in various places.
The detonator we used was made of three, and although the power was not as strong as the M24 handle-type grenade used by the ghost before, it was more than enough to kill dozens of Gu Xiao in a sealed space.
We just scattered a few meters, the bronze furnace on the "bang" of a muffled sound, the whole bronze furnace was blown a few centimeters off the ground, sparks flashed, there is a little light green blood splashed out, immediately a foul smell, stinking, see this I beckoned everyone to come over to add a wipe, except for the fat man and the two "gatekeeper gods", the black boy ran over with a bunch of pots and pans of bronze, let go, the blood splashed on the ground on the body, while wiping while saying "good things, don't waste it." His move provoked Lan Xin to "huh", and said with disgust on his face, "You are too exaggerated." ”
"Don't worry, all the good things are in there, come and help." I called the black boy to come over, together the bronze furnace upside down, we immediately tied the three feet of the bronze furnace with a climbing rope, among the crowd black boy "light work (parkour)" is the first, naturally he went up to tie it, I and Lao Jin still use the sapper shovel to pry the furnace mouth, the rest of the people pulled behind, in the concerted efforts of the huge bronze furnace was still turned over by us, the thick and slimy Gu Xiao blood juice inside is still steaming, emitting a burst of strange smell, making people smell dizzy.
I covered my nose and said, "That! Come on! You're welcome, just enjoy it, but take as much as you need and don't be greedy. ”
Lan Xin refused to step forward for a long time, Qianqian Yu waved her hand in front of the jade nose, her mouth pursed, and she said with an embarrassed face, "It's like a baby, don't be greedy, I can't stand it a little more." ”
Others are not, they are not disgusting, they wipe them on themselves, and they are extra careful, even if they don't wipe them.
Professor Ouyang took off his eyes, wiped them while looking at the bronze furnace that had been blown black by us, and said in pain, "God! Forgive us for being rude and brutal like bandits, the bronze furnace is innocent. ”
Lao Jin sneered and said in disagreement, "Professor! Our lives are innocent, Fan Manchi's old fox has done a lot of evil in his life, and it is unbearable to see, we are so polite to the funeral goods on his behalf. ”
Professor Ouyang was born in a scholarly family, and he has read sage books all his life, teaching and educating people, and he has a lot of right and wrong in his heart, so he naturally disagrees, and he is not used to listening to the words of Lao Jin, who is a tomb robber, he "snorted" and said impassionedly, "Tomb robbery is an act that damages the country's * property, and you are not only not ashamed, but also have a hearty word, the old man really feels sad for you, is your soul the embodiment of the devil?" ”
Lao Jin deliberately made Professor Ouyang ugly, he laughed and said, "Your old man's consciousness is so high, why do you still destroy the country's property with us to save your life?" Shouldn't you stop us at this time and resolutely oppose the act of sacrificing cultural relics for the sake of personal life and death? ”
"You...... You....... Professor Ouyang was speechless, he couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time, seeing that his face was blue and white for a while, probably annoyed by Lao Jin's ugly and factual words, he shook his hand, shook off the thick juice of Gu blood held in the palm of his hand, got up with a snort, and walked to the corner alone.
At this critical moment of racing against time with death, I am afraid that such a thing will happen, but if I scold Lao Jin, it will only make things worse, and the most important thing at the moment is to let Professor Ouyang lose his anger and let go of these righteous and awe-inspiring thoughts.
So I went up and said, "Professor! Don't fall for Lao Jin, the most important thing at the moment is to get out alive, otherwise there will be one less good professor like you, who stands on the side of justice and fights the tomb robbers to the end. ”
Professor Ouyang was just angry for a while, he also knew that the current time was the most precious, and after my persuasion, his anger eased a lot, he sighed and said, "What Brother Wu Nian said is that we should turn a blind eye to the enemy's agitation method and don't have to pay attention to it, otherwise it will really cheapen them tomb robbers." ”
Due to the relationship of time, we didn't talk any more, but when Professor Ouyang returned to the team, everyone was almost there, but Lan Xin was still hesitant, not knowing how to start, and not knowing where to start wiping these disgusting blood juices, the ghost on the side said anxiously, "Lan Xin, wipe it quickly, what are you hesitating about in the moment of life and death?" ”
And Lan Xin just frowned, with an aggrieved and painful expression, I really couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted, "Lao Wang, what nonsense to talk to her, let's be tortured and served, you hold her down, master, I'm going to be hard." In order to provoke Lan Xin, I deliberately played hooligan, smiled "hehe", and added, "Just right, I wanted to try the feel." ”
When Lan Xin heard this, he was really fooled, and scolded, "I want to be beautiful, get out!" My aunt and grandmother came by themselves. After finishing speaking, he made a straight face, and reluctantly added a little bit of it.
Then I asked Hei Zai and Da Chang Tong to replace the fat man and the second man, and now only the two of them are left without applying these Gu blood juices.
And the others pushed the bronze furnace together, but even if they made a lot of efforts, they couldn't push it even if they tried their best without reservation, this bronze furnace has such a shape, I think it has to weigh a thousand catties casually, even if we can really push it, then we will be exhausted, how can we have the physical strength to deal with Gu Xiao at that time? I thought about it, I didn't push it, anyway, it would be just as good to align the furnace mouth with the stone door, and let everyone throw all the small objects they found into the bronze furnace at the moment.
When I looked at the fat man and them again, they were already almost on our side, but unexpectedly, at this time, the stone gate was suddenly broken by more and more Gu swarms gathered outside the door, and thousands of Gu swarms rushed in and flew in overwhelmingly.
"Run! Run! When Heizai and Dachangtong were opened by the door, they reminded the fat man of them with all their might, the fat man and the second fool heard the sound, looked back for some reason, and suddenly saw that an amazing number of Gu Xiao had poured in behind them, and their faces changed greatly.
When I saw the fat man fall, my heart trembled, and in an instant an unprecedented fear surged over my heart, a fear of losing my friend and brother.
The Gu Xiao was covered with the tomb in an instant, and there were countless people surrounding the fat man who fell to the ground, surrounding the fat man impenetrable, everyone present wiped the Gu blood, but the fat man was not alone, naturally all the Gu Xiao pointed their greedy stingers at him.
"Fat ——!" I shouted at the same time as the ghost, the two of them naturally rushed forward, I even picked up a bronze shield on the ground, rushed into the Gu Xiao, supported the shield with both hands, waved the beat indiscriminately in a hurry, and did everything I could to drive away the Gu Xiao who had buried the fat man, I knew that it was only an instant for the adult Gu Xiao to suck up human blood, and the fat man must have no chance of life being besieged by so many Gu Xiao, but no matter what, I must die to see the corpse, even if the fat man has become a white bone, I have to take his bones out, The ghost also copied a bronze sword from nowhere, and worked tirelessly with me to drive away the Gu Xiao.
Seeing this, the others also picked up their own weapons from the ground, and threw themselves into the frenzy of fighting against Gu Xiao and snatching the fat man's corpse, except for Lao Jin and Er Hanzi, they were still looking for homemade explosives from their backpacks while tearing and killing Gu Xiao.