"Don't laugh!"

Shen Yinan slapped the table angrily, but the two people opposite didn't give face at all, holding their stomachs and laughing.

Zhang Mei rubbed her face that was a little stiff with a smile, and asked with a smile, "Is there anything else?" I still want to listen! ”

"You're all listening to jokes." Shen Yinan had no choice but to hold her forehead, she tilted her head to look at the eyes of the two of them who were "thirsty for knowledge", took a sip of tea and continued: "After drinking, it rained not long after we went out, but when it rained, he had an umbrella again, and you also know that the two of them would definitely get drenched when they hit the umbrella, and then he put his arm around my shoulder." ”

"I'm sick anyway." Shen Yinan feels uncomfortable when he thinks about it now, and it is really uncomfortable to be held by the unfamiliar opposite sex or something, "So after a while, I got out from under the umbrella, fortunately it didn't rain much, otherwise it would be troublesome." ”

Shen Yinan was a little lucky, she was about to be the same hand and foot at that time, and that man was not a talkative person, but Shen Yinan couldn't stand the silent atmosphere, and most of the time she stirred up the topic, she rubbed her head, quite angry, and even raised her tone a little unconsciously, "You don't know if he finally said if he wanted to go back so late?!! ”

"Is it so exciting?" Zhang Mei: "Huh? With a sigh, his eyebrows raised, and he looked full of interest, "Why don't you agree, take the opportunity to end your twenty-five years of single history." ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, don't da Shen Yinan shook her head, although what she said in her mouth on weekdays was the truth, but she was really a coward, and her actual combat experience could be said to be zero.

"But Yi Nan is indeed relatively simple." Song Lan said a fair word with a smile on the side.

"Am I not simple?" Zhang Meinu asked.

Song Lan shrugged her shoulders, bit the straw, and said with a smile: "This is a victory for the Virgin Party. ”

"Pss

"Hey, I told you don't laugh at me so seriously." Shen Yinan stepped on Song Lan's thigh with the soles of his feet, pursed his lips, and said, "I want to too, but it's really strange to hold hands or something when we meet, there is no emotional foundation at all, it's better to watch the video at home." ”

Song Lan, who can kiss and hug when they meet for the first time, is no longer angry, and Zhang Mei, who can get along with a man quickly, is not angry, but after hearing the second half of the sentence, the two immediately showed a look of disdain, Song Lan held a cigarette between her fingers, lit the table, and said: "That's why you're single." ”

Zhang Meisan unlocked Shen Yinan's mobile phone in two clicks and crossed the person's contact, "Look at how many men there are?" ”

Shen Yinan immediately stopped talking, because there were food delivery people and relatives inside, and there were no men at all.

"If you don't go out to socialize, how can you meet the right man? Good men need to fight for themselves, do you think the country will assign you allottees? Song Lan leaned back on the sofa and snorted.

Shen Yinan wailed, hugged the pillow and fell on Song Lan's lap, his hand was still dishonestly wrapped around the person's waist, his head was raised, and he buried his chest directly, and said angrily in the urn: "Why doesn't the country distribute!" ”

"Then you can only be assigned to the fat house." Zhang Mei spit out the grape skin and complained unceremoniously.

"Wow, is that scary?" Shen Yinan got up from Song Lan, and was hit by Song Lan in the chest during the period, Song Lan sighed "It's so soft", but Shen Yinan clapped his hands directly, and touched it back, "But the love scene is frustrated, and the mall is proud." ”

She sat cross-legged, holding her legs in her hands, shaking around, squinting her eyes, and said quite proudly: "I recently got a business, and after it is done, I can make a small profit." ”

"I'm afraid it's not a small profit."

Shen Yinan smiled and said nothing, and Zhang Mei exaggeratedly shouted, "Half of the meeting." ”

"You already have Brother Xin, and you still need me to do this." Shen Yinan laughed, "But how did you get him together, wasn't it given by Brother Deng Chao when I went to Beijing last time?" Anyway, didn't you hook up with Ashin at that time, and he wasn't jealous? ”

"I broke up with Deng Chao a long time ago." Zhang Mei snorted, "When I went to Beijing, I was already with Brother Xin, and Deng Chao also knew that he knew Brother Xin." ”

"You want a thrill." Song Lan snorted, and her tone was full of ridicule.

"Not really." Shen Yinan nodded approvingly, and she began to count the relationship between Zhang Mei and that group one by one, "Brother BMW pursued you first, and then you fell in love with her friend Xiao Zhang, and then got along with Deng Chao, and now you are on good terms with Ashin, so that their brothers are all finished by you." Shen Yinan didn't count it carefully, but now that she said this, her admiration for Zhang Mei was like a surging river, she gave Zhang Mei a thumbs up and said, "There is no Shura field, it is also amazing." ”

Zhang Mei's nails scratched the grape skin, and the purple juice immediately flowed down the nails, she lowered her head and licked the juice on her hands, raised her eyebrows and looked at Shen Yinan, and smiled very seductively, the grapes were eaten, and she said: "No way, it's also a very distressing thing to look good." ”

When she spoke, her tone was still tinged with a hint of helplessness, but when Shen Yinan and the two of them were headphones, they felt that they should put this person on a sack and pull him out to beat him.

"Let's do it." Shen Yinan proposed.

"Okay." Song Lan met on the spot.

The two pounced together and directly took off the person's coat, Zhang Mei was touched by the two and struggled, but one person could not reach four hands, so she could only be taken advantage of by two people, and she kept begging for mercy in her mouth.

"Zhang Mei, are your breasts too big?" Shen Yinan put one hand on Zhang Mei's chest, and pinched it once or twice from time to time, comparing it to his own.

"Huh? Have it? Zhang Mei also stopped struggling and began to gesture to her chest.

"I've been moistened by Brother Xin." As Song Lan spoke, her hand went directly into the person's clothes, touching the person more closely.

"Maybe." Zhang Mei touched herself, threw an eyebrow at Song Lan, and gestured to Shen Yinan, "Yinan, your chest has shrunk." ”

"Maybe it's a single dog." Shen Yinan lay down and was on a par with Zhang Mei.

"Then I'll rub it for you."

Zhang Mei smiled, like Shen Yinan stretching out her magic hand, but Shen Yinan directly clasped her hand and raised it above her head, "If you move again, I will force my daughter to you." ”

"Come on." Zhang Mei twisted her waist unusually angrily, and her tone was also cheap.

"Oh, that's what you're for, I'm not going to satisfy you."

Shen Yinan let go of Zhang Mei "coldly", and then heard Zhang Mei's exclamation, it turned out that Song Lan directly hugged Zhang Mei's waist and pushed the buttocks of the top person with her crotch.

"Oh my god." Shen Yinan covered his eyes and sighed, "I know a group of people, I'm afraid, I'm not worried about the Didi incident, but I'm worried about whether my friends will be impulsive." ”

"Little virgin." Song Lan bit Shen Yinan to death with three words.

Three women with heads full of yellow waste are together, naturally they want to do something, so after I don't know who said the words "watch a movie", the two people are like nerves, and they got up directly from the sofa, saying that they were looking for a movie to watch.

"Hey, if you're lonely, go find your boyfriend, don't pollute me here." Shen Yinan pinched Song Lan's neck, but Song Lan still held up her mobile phone to find it.

"Brother A's recent updates are boring."

Brother A, Shen Yinan knew that he was a person in the film, and he forgot which person spread it, so the six people, except for Shen Yinan, all added this person's WeChat.

"There used to be a plot, but now there is nothing." After Zhang Mei complained, she exited the page and looked at Song Lan, "Did Lan Lan find it?" ”

"I'm looking."

"Ask your boyfriend, men must know everything." Shen Yinan said to Zhang Mei, but saying that, she was not interested in these at all, with this time, she would rather watch one more episode of the male god, and the male god's voice was so good, why should she listen to the voices of those women.

"Ah, I found it." Song Lan read out a lot of blocking words on her mobile phone, and the whole person laughed obscenely, "I'm in the group." ”

"Did you send it? How can I not see it? Zhang Mei asked.

"I sent it."

"No, look at if you sent it."

"I'm sending it out."

Both of them were inexplicable, but Shen Yinan understood why, the last time she sent a video to Ah Lu, she also knew that it was because of sensitive content that was blocked.

"It should have been swallowed."

"Then I'll send it to you privately." Song Lan does not give up, and Zhang Mei also does not give up.

However, he simply beat it, so Shen Yinan was surrounded by all kinds of "uh-huh-hmm" sounds, and he had to endure all kinds of critical voices from the two of them during the period.

"Ah, this man is disgusting." Song Lan said with a frown.

[Disgusting, you still watch! ] 】

"This woman keeps screaming, annoyed to death, is it so comfortable? I don't feel it every time. Zhang Mei commented.

[So this kind of thing is for men!!] What the hell are you looking at? 】

"Yi Nan, come and have a look." Zhang Mei was pulling Shen Yinan over.

"See for yourself, I'm cold." Shen Yinan is not sensitive to this, it's not that she hasn't seen it, but it's disgusting to watch, and after watching it for less than a minute, she felt spicy and dying.

"It's the frigidity that should be seen even more." Zhang Mei put the screen in front of Shen Yinan, and turned on the sound to the maximum.

Shen Yinan jumped up "rubbing", making Zhang Mei stunned, "It's not this exaggeration", and then Shen Yinan "clanged" and replaced the window, "My house is not very soundproof." ”

"Shut it off, close it, we're all good babies."

"So this kind of warning is useless." Shen Yinan looked at the two who just turned off their voices, and muttered silently.