"What is ghost makeup?"

The fat man loves to show off, and when he saw me and the ghost at a loss, he knew that the opportunity had come, and deliberately posed "Hehe! Want to know? Please! ”

We look at the ghost.

The two of them stood up in tacit agreement and smiled.

"Oops! It's been a long time since I've beaten someone! The ghost said.

I should say, "Yes! Looks like someone has itchy skin! ”

The fat man immediately raised the white flag, "Gotcha!" Get! Get! I'm a showman and a soldier, and I can't reason with you two vulgar people. ”

"What about this ghost makeup, it's our Maoshan jargon, you two have a good recall, although Deng Gang looks energetic, but have you noticed a slight flush on both sides of his cheekbones, and there is a not-so-obvious black-purple line along his lips, and then look at his eyeballs, if you look carefully, you will find some small black threads."

Hearing the fat man say this, I couldn't help but try to recall, except for the subtle details of the eyeballs, I didn't see, the rest seemed to be told by the fat man one by one, so I couldn't help but ask, "What does that mean?"

The fat man should "talk nonsense, of course, it means that there is something unclean in his body, and he is a dying person, so he has a ghost form." ”

"This is ghostly! Isn't that ghost makeup? That's why he desperately wants us to help him find the Nuwa Stone, maybe waiting for help. ”

"Do you mean that Deng Gang knew that his life was short, and he wanted to make himself immortal through the legendary divine power of Nuwa Stone?" The ghost asked rhetorically.

The fat man nodded, "I guess so, and the main reason why I want to stay is ......" At this point, he hesitated, and then stopped.

After the "beating and scolding education" with the ghost, I still spoke, saying that he gave me a meaningful look before saying that.

"Wang! I feel that there is a special aura in this villa, this breath is very strange, neither yin nor yang, neither monster nor monster, very weak, but it is somewhat similar to the breath on Yanyu's body. ”

When I heard this, I almost lost my steady, and almost fell out of my chair.

The fat man looked at me, and then said, "Two years ago, Uncle Nine was designated as a demon because of this inhuman aura on Yanyu's body, and I also felt it at the dinner table, and at first I thought it was because of Deng Gang's ghost makeup.

But just when I went to chase Xiaojing, I found that the atmosphere was even stronger in the west wing. ”

After finishing speaking, he took a sip of tea, and then said, "When Uncle Nine accepted me as an apprentice, he asked me to accumulate virtue and do good in the future, and if I found a place where yin qi harmed people, I couldn't stand idly by, so I took a delaying tactic and stayed here for one night, so that I could visit this yin and evil mansion tonight." ”

After hearing this, the ghost nodded as if he had suddenly realized, and said, "Although I am not from the Maoshan Sect, I am the one you do for everything, when will we do it?" ”

The fat man said, "Don't worry, when you get to the child, it is the time when the yin and yang energy between heaven and earth are flourishing, and this time is an excess of yin and yang energy, so I think we should start at twelve o'clock." ”

As soon as the plan was finalized, we went back to our rooms and sat back and waited.

During this time, I went to the balcony to blow the wind, and the sea breeze rushed in my face, and the moonlight pierced through the thin clouds, illuminating the sea surface sparkling.

In the distance, the silhouette of a small boat ripples rhythmically with the wind on the waves, and I see a tall sculpture of the city as the waves lap against the reef.

It stands tall and majestic on the coast, this is the sculpture of the national hero Zheng Chenggong, I saw him wearing armor, pressing the sword, the image is quite strong, majestic, facing the magnificent sea, looking at the Taiwan * Bay Island across the sea.

In 1661 (the eighteenth year of Shunzhi in the Qing Dynasty and the fifteenth year of Yongli), Zheng * Chenggong led his army across the Taiwan * Wan Strait, and the following year defeated the garrison of the Dutch East India Company in Taiwan, recovered Taiwan * Bay, and opened the rule of Zheng * Bay in Taiwan * Bay.

Looking at the sculpture and thinking of his deeds, I suddenly couldn't help but think of the gift he gave me when I parted with Professor Ouyang two days ago.

Although I understand the meaning of this sentence, I don't understand the purpose of Professor Ouyang giving me this sentence, I am a grass people, what is the country and the people!?

Just as I was thinking wildly, I suddenly heard something behind me being hunted by the wind, and I couldn't help but look back, and my heart was like the waves crashing on the rocky sea.

I saw a white skirt fluttering, a girl with three thousand green silk flying, her white snow skin and a white gauze skirt made her look elegant and extraordinary, a breath that does not eat the fireworks in the world, this is the temperament of smoke and rain.

But! This person is a swallow, originally the swallow looks like a clear and jade, a rare color in the world, plus a white dress suddenly made me think it was smoke and rain, I dreamed of it, and thought about the smoke and rain.

The sudden appearance of the swallow made me feel weird, not to mention that she was dressed like smoke and rain, and it made me feel wrong that she didn't say a word now, and the mysterious appearance behind me made me feel wrong.

But the swallow's face was in the shadows, I couldn't see her eyes, so I had to step forward, I didn't want to be at this time the swallow suddenly threw a hug and pounced on me, a thunderbolt kiss on a sunny day came up, I wanted to dodge, but when the swallow's slightly hot red * lips touched my lips, I smelled a special fragrance, which was the unique body fragrance of Yanyu. The moonlight is hazy, the girl is sultry, and I miss it, for a while I thought that the swallow in my arms like water was smoke and rain, and I couldn't help but kiss it hotly, and when I was affectionate, I suddenly flashed Lan Xin and Bing'er in my mind, the expressions of the two of them that had been hurt by me, I don't know why the pitiful expressions of the two of them suddenly appeared at this time, but this made me sober up, and immediately held the swallow from my arms, and said, "I'm sorry! ”

But at this moment I saw the swallow's eyes blank, as if there was no soul as hollow, and without any expression to stretch out its head, wanting to continue kissing me, no matter how I called, or dodged, the swallow was delirious to stretch out its red * lips, maybe my voice startled the fat man and others.

The fat man, the ghost, and Xiao Jingyi came out of the door, and when they saw the swallow's face sticking to me, they couldn't help but turn their heads away.

The fat man also scolded, "Grass! Don't look at it, damn it! Dead Ngawang, can you do such an immoral thing in a small way, why do you shout so loudly? ”

I scolded urgently, "Grandma, don't get nervous, come and help, something is wrong with the swallow." ”

When the fat man heard this, he flashed to him with an arrow step, grabbed the swallow's shoulders with both hands, pulled back, and happened to see the swallow's empty and godless eyes. "And then" ——! "A bang.

A finger on the swallow heavenly spirit cover, the swallow woke up like a sleepwalk, looked at us with a blank face, looked at his clothes again, and asked in a daze, "This...... What's going on? ”

When I just wanted to speak, the fat man took the first step, "You and Ngawang ...... just now" said this, and his mouth pursed up, indicating a kiss.

As soon as he got up, Xiao Jing, who was holding the swallow, slapped the fat * lip with a palm, "Chubby, you have mosquitoes on your mouth." ”

And I saw the opportunity to act, and immediately interjected, and I was afraid that the swallow would think too much, so I said, "Just now you sleepwalked, and almost jumped off this building, but we just came out and saw it, so we rescued you." ”

Yanzi looked at us suspiciously, and then at her clothes, "Then why am I dressed like Sister Yanyu?" ”

Bing Xue's smart Xiao Jing immediately explained, "Every girl has a princess dream, and they all like to wear white dresses, so you put my clothes on." ”

Xiao Jing was coaxed and deceived, and finally tricked the swallow into the room, and the fat man also took out the yellow paper cinnabar from his back, drew two talismans on the spot, and let Xiao Jing and the swallow put it on his body, and then went back to the room with me and the ghost to discuss the plan.

As soon as I entered the door, the fat man said to me without a proper shape, "Dead Lao Wang, tell me about you!" Isn't it shallow, how kind and beautiful the first kiss of the big girl with yellow flowers is ruined on your evil demon * lips, you honestly confess, have you tasted the taste of Officer Lan? ”

The fat man was open-mouthed, and when he talked about the back, I secretly glanced at the ghost's expression, full of embarrassment, and I immediately flew up and scolded, "The dog can't spit out ivory in its mouth, let's get down to business." ”

The ghost also said, "That's it!" So what are you doing gossiping, tell me what happened to the swallow just now? ”

At this time, the fat man stretched out his palm, only to see a small wooden thorn in his hand, I and the ghost were puzzled, the fat man proudly explained, "Wang! It's a little encyclopedia, so you're stupid, you both smell it, and see what's wrong with this wooden thorn! ”

The wooden thorns have a faint fishy smell, but it is not a bloody smell, I can't say it, in short, it is very pungent, and the fat man continued, "This is what I just took off from the swallow Tianling cover, it is" Love Yin Wood ".

"Love Yin Wood!?" I spoke to the ghost in unison.

"That's right! Love Yin Wood! It is made of poisonous wood, and is specially used to "lower the head". The fat man said.

What the!? It is a "head-lowering technique" that spreads in Southeast Asia.

The ghost and I couldn't help but be shocked again.

The fat man went on to say, "There are many kinds of head lowering techniques, but the common point is that human bones, blood, hair, nails, forming human fetus, some kind of wood, some stones, pollen, oil and other materials are used to lower the head.

Generally, according to the degree of use, it can be divided into two kinds, one is to use the head-lowering technique to resolve the grievances of both parties or enhance each other's feelings, and the other is to make people unknowingly injured or even killed.

It seems that I was not mistaken, this is really a dark house, and there are really unclean things in it. After finishing speaking, he looked at his watch, "It's exactly past twelve o'clock, let's go!" We're going to have to move our hands and feet. ”

According to the pre-plan, we searched all the way to the yin according to the Maoshan "Yin Exploration Compass" passed to the fat man by Uncle Jiu.

The "Yin Compass" was used by Uncle Jiu in the tomb of Nanzhao two years ago, and it is different from the general compass in that in addition to looking at feng shui, you can also explore yin and yang.

According to the instructions of the "Yin Compass", we came to a single building in the West Chamber, like the night detective and the fat man did not do less, naturally it was not a problem, the ghost special forces were born to be at ease, the three of them evaded all the guards in suits and leather shoes, and came to the destination in a few minutes.

This detached house in the West Chambers doesn't look special, but the fat man insists that it is a yin building, an absolute murderous building.

Before diving in, we first observed outside, it was an ordinary building in the middle of the building, the first floor was locked, and we didn't have the housekeeping skills of the black boy to open the lock, so we climbed in through the open window on the second floor.

In order not to startle the snake, we didn't dare to turn on the lights, and the luggage and equipment were brought back to Lijiang by the black boy, and there was no flashlight, so I could only look for it in the dark, I didn't understand what I was looking for.

But the fat man said that this building has the heaviest yin qi, and as a descendant of Maoshan, he must find out what is wrong with this building, and because the fat man suspects that the swallow's head-lowering technique is here, according to the fat man's request, as long as it is suspicious, it must be shown to her.

I searched around and found nothing out of the ordinary, but the ghost seemed to have found it, and he learned to meow as we had prescribed, and gathered us all together.

"What's wrong?" The fat man asked in a low voice.

The ghost didn't say anything, but pointed to a big red thing in the drawer, although there was no light, but through the hazy moonlight, I could still faintly see that it had two protrusions, I reached for it and sniffed it between my noses.

There was a faint scent, and my move made the particularly sharp-eyed ghost snicker.

I glanced at him inexplicably, and then looked at the things in my hands again, and when my old face was hot, I threw down the things in my hand reboundingly, and scolded in my heart, "Grass!" How is it a bra*? ”

The ghost and the fat man were gloating on the side, and the fat man was also gloating, "Hehe! Prosperous? What does it smell like? As he spoke, he couldn't help but laugh again.

"Fuck your uncle!" I cursed and asked the ghost, "You called us here to see this thing?" ”

The ghost couldn't stop laughing, took out a glittering thing from the drawer, and said, "I showed you this, what do you want?" ”

I didn't say a word, and took the thing.

Suddenly! At this moment, there was a sound of opening the door downstairs, and we listened with our ears up, only to see the stairs going upstairs with the sound of knocking footsteps, very urgent, and had approached the door.

I was hiding in the bathroom, and through the crack in the door and the light in the room, I saw a woman with her back to me examining the drawer we had opened, and the bra that embarrassed me and looked like it had a C*cup.

Suddenly, as soon as the woman turned her head, I immediately closed the crack in the door, and then listened to the movement outside the door, only to hear the sound of footsteps and walked towards the window, and then the woman sighed and said, "It must be this damn Deng Shao who sneaked into my room again, and turned back to tell my godfather to see how he cleaned you up." ”

Then there was a sound of footsteps, and I heard that it was coming towards the bathroom, and in a panic, I went into a corner of the bathroom in the dark, and felt that there was a sliding door in my hand, so I simply closed it.

Just when I closed the door, I heard the bathroom door also open, and then the light turned on, then I knew that I was hiding in the bathroom, through the glass door I saw the woman was facing away from me in front of the sink I don't know what to do, immediately leaned in the dead corner of the bath, avoiding the scope of mirror refraction, to avoid being discovered by her, fortunately, Deng Gang is rich, and the bathroom at home has dozens of square meters, which can let me maneuver.

After the change, I found out that the woman was wearing a mask, and when I saw that she was closing her eyes, I thought that it would be the best policy to take the opportunity to slip away, don't wait to be caught and show up, then the hat of the perverted voyeur will be buttoned on the head, and even if you jump into the Yellow River, you can't wash it.

I must have paid attention to it, as soon as I opened the bath door, the woman suddenly hummed a little song, began to undress, ready to take a bath, her sweet voice that was full of ears and ears like a silver bell blowing in the wind came out, and I was stunned in my heart, this ...... The voice was like smoke and rain, and I knew she wasn't, but I couldn't help but listen carefully, not wanting her to suddenly turn her head at this time.