Chapter 430: I Don't Accept Men
"Wash this bunch of grapes and send it to the helper." The second master casually threw the slope to one of the thieves and commanded.
"However, the second in charge, wouldn't it be a waste to give the gang leader......"
"What a wave! If I tell you to go, you will go, do you have to let me show you some color? ”
The second master's face turned cold, and he said threateningly.
If you don't give it to the goblin who is the helper, do you want me to eat this obviously problematic bunch of grapes?
When the thief saw the face of the second master, his heart immediately burst out.
can be in a group of robbers, mixed with the position of the second leader, can he be a good person to get along with?
Of course not!
"I know that the second master, I will give it to the helper later, wash it and send it away."
Hearing the words of the bandit, the second master nodded with satisfaction, and continued: "Don't steal it, otherwise if you let me know, I'll chop off your head!" ”
"Yes! Be! I'm not going to steal it. "Just now I was thinking in my heart, stealing two, who admitted to his own careful thoughts, was ruthlessly poked by the second master.
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After Ou Yangming packed up the donkey, he was in a good mood, and when he went out to pretend in the future, when he went out on an adventure, he had another escape weapon.
Dangdangdang!!
After three knocks, the door was pushed open.
I saw a thief with a thief's eyebrows and rat-eyed walking in, holding a plate of grapes.
"Helper, the second master found a bunch of grapes, and specially asked me to bring it to you."
Ou Yangming looked at the bunch of grapes in the thief's hand, knew that there was something wrong with this thing, waved his hand casually, and said.
"Put it down."
"Yes!"
Smack!!
The thief, who was a thief with a mouse's eyebrow, put down the grapes and ran out in a hurry.
Since he entered the house, his heart has been hanging, for fear that the goblin gang leader will swallow him directly.
Squeak!!
After the dilapidated wooden door was closed, Ou Yangming turned his eyes and found that the bunch of grapes on the table was gone.
But instead, there was an old man with a white beard in the room.
It seems that he is the so-called Bodhi Ancestor, who was deceived by Chun Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing from his mouth and reincarnated Sun Wukong.
Why can't he see through the cultivation of Bodhi Ancestor at all?
Judging from the original movie, Bodhi Ancestor simply came out for fun.
But now, after Ou Yangming saw Bodhi Ancestor with his own eyes, he didn't want to laugh at all.
At least three great realms must be higher in order to not be able to see cultivation.
In other words, Bodhi Ancestor is at least a cultivator in the Heavenly Immortal Realm.
But why in the original book, why pretend to be crazy and stupid?
"Who are you!! Where's my portuguese? ”
Bodhi Ancestor looked at Ou Yangming and said, "I am Bodhi Ancestor, that is the bunch of grapes. ”
"O mother! I'm asking about grapes! ”
"You scolded me? Your mother, I am the ancestor of Bodhi, I am an immortal, I am here to save you! "Bodhi Ancestor looked very excited, it seemed that it was because Ou Yangming's old mother was angry.
"You stole my grapes and returned them to my mother?"
"Those two women are goblins, and I turned into grapes to save you."
Bang!
Ou Yangming didn't care so much, and directly punched Bodhi Ancestor in the face.
After this punch, Ou Yangming's heart was so cool!
With the cultivation of the True Realm, to beat a cultivator who is at least in the Heavenly Immortal Realm, this kind of comfort is not a star!
Ou Yangming struck while the iron was hot and punched a few times in a row.
Bodhi Ancestor, who hit with every punch, cried and shouted to his mother, and finally his hands trembled, holding a mirror, and handed it to Ou Yangming.
"Great...., great...., great..., this.... This is..., shine on the mirror ...... You...., you only...., as long as...., take...., hold...., mirror...., mirror...., mirror...., to that...., take two...., a demon girl...., a ....., a photo...., then...., you can..., know...., know me...., say is...., true...., is false...."
Ou Yangming stretched out his hand and took the Bodhi Ancestor's demon mirror, he knew that this was a good thing, even the goblins of the Earth Immortal Realm, in front of this mirror, would reveal their true bodies.
However, he beat the Bodhi Ancestor so badly, why didn't he fight back?
Even if it's acting, it's too dedicated, right?
Being beaten so badly by a rookie who is really in the realm that no one can bear it!!
"Hey! Do you have any other treasures, hand them over, or I'll beat you up, you know? ”
Ou Yangming clenched his fists, shook it in front of Bodhi Ancestor, and said threateningly.
He still doesn't believe it, he can bear it!
Who would have thought that the Bodhi Ancestor had no love on his face, and took out a lot of things from his arms.
"This is the Qiankun bag, which is specially used to pack up the goblins, this is an invisibility talisman, as long as the talisman paper is pasted, you can be invisible, even those two goblins will not see you. Besides, King, let's discuss, don't beat me in the face, okay? My Bodhi ancestor came out to walk the rivers and lakes, relying on a handsome face. If you continue to fight like this, how can I still mess up on the road? ”
Burst!!
After Ou Yangming heard this, he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Although this Bodhi Ancestor is 108,000 miles away from the actors in the Journey to the West movie.
But that old face, where did he get his confidence, saying that he was walking the rivers and lakes with a handsome face.
How can you mix on the road, you think you are a gangster!
"Anything else?"
"No, my lord, I'm left with this garment."
"Take it off for me!"
Bodhi Ancestor covered his ass and scolded: "I will give you whatever you want, but only my chastity cannot be given to you." Although you are only a little worse than me, I don't accept men. ”
Ou Yangming's face was flushed when Bodhi Ancestor said it, and for the first time in his life, he was mistaken for a bent.
Although he only has one woman, you can't slander him!
After a while, Bodhi Ancestor was kicked out of the room by Ou Yangming, with only one shorts left all over his body.
"Oops! My old waist, the leader of the bandits who have been plagued, even ripped off my clothes. ”
Bodhi Ancestor covered his injured waist and limped towards the outside of the mountain.
He swore that even if he was punished by God, he would never come back to help the bandits.
The king of the special one took away all the treasures from all over his body.
For example, the bastard with a bag full of bags is black, and you must clean up the bastard when you go back!!
Ou Yangming, who was in the house, casually picked up the dust he had snatched from the Bodhi Ancestor.
"Could it be that I guessed wrong, shouldn't he, at least he is a fairy....."
Halfway through his words, Ou Yangming couldn't go on, he looked at the dust whisk in his hand, showing a frightened expression.
Because of this dust, it is actually an acquired spiritual treasure-level treasure!!