"Master, Master, .....Master, Master, Master, Master, ....., you, you....., you, you,

I saw Zhu Bajie, all the clothes of the body were blown away, it was white and tender pork, but now it has become a roast suckling pig, scorched.

As he spoke, black smoke came out of his mouth.

Ou Yangming held back a smile, folded his hands, and said.

"Amitabha, the eight precepts. As a teacher, I just want to tell you a truth, that is, to be a pig, you have to be smarter. Look at it, even being a teacher will trap you, not to mention the demons on the way west. So you better do it early, your name is Bajie. ”

Ou Yangming was embarrassed to laugh, but Sun Wukong, a monkey who didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, leaned forward and back.

"Hahaha!! Bajie, your look really makes your senior brother and me have a great appetite! ”

"Poof!!"

When Sha Seng heard Sun Wukong's words of falling into the well, he couldn't hold back and laughed directly.

Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong and Sha Seng who were laughing, and wanted to get up and strangle the two of them.

Do you treat pigs like that?!

"Come on! Come! Come! Bajie, this is the clothes that the teacher just made two days ago, you should put them on first. ”

Zhu Bajie gratefully took the clothes in Ou Yangming's hand, and secretly said in his heart, Master still loves me.

As everyone knows, who made him so miserable.

"That's not right! Master, your clothes aren't some kind of tight clothes, are they? ”

Ou Yangming looked at Zhu Bajie with a vigilant face and rolled his eyes.

What the hell do you think I'm Tinker Bell?

It's still tight, and the Buddha doesn't sell it there!

"Bajie, you say this as a teacher, and your heart hurts very much for a teacher."

Zhu Bajie glanced at it, and Ou Yangming, who was heartbroken, put on his clothes with a suspicious expression.

Then ......., then Sun Wukong and Sha Seng laughed directly with tears.

Without him, this dress, worn on Zhu Bajie, is very funny.

The shoes barely squeezed in, but the pants on the legs were alive and well off the bunny girl's super shorts.

As for the clothes, they are not even a small vest, and with Zhu Bajie's big belly, they simply didn't steal the fitting clothes, and they made do with the thief who wore them.

"Master, you cheated me again."

Ou Yangming looked at Zhu Bajie with an aggrieved face, he could only helplessly, leaking an expression that couldn't cry or laugh.

I didn't expect it either!

............

"Master, there is the Treasure Elephant Kingdom in front of you."

Sun Wukong led the white dragon horse, glanced at the city in front of him, and turned back to Ou Yangming and said.

"Well, I know. But then again, we have been walking for a few years, and most of these countries we pass through are the size of a city in Datang. I really don't know how surprised these strangers would be if they knew the area of my Tang territory. ”

"Master, they won't be surprised, because they can't imagine how prosperous Datang is. Just like a mortal in the Netherworld, no matter what, it is impossible to imagine how noble the Heavenly Court is. ”

Zhu Bajie answered, especially the expression on his face, as if everyone in the world was a bun.

"Hey, hey! Bajie, no matter how prosperous your heavenly court is, it is not that my grandson, a monkey from the lower realm, has turned the world upside down! ”

Sun Wukong was very slight, and when he came to a sentence, he directly choked Zhu Bajie.

"You, you, you....., you Bimawen. After all, you are also an official of the Heavenly Court, don't forget that your immortal book is still on the register! And if it weren't for the face of your master Ou Yangming, the one who could capture your great supernatural power in the Heavenly Court would have at least five fingers.

If he wants to kill you regardless of the consequences, the Jade Emperor has countless ways! You should thank your master, the big backer! ”

After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he turned his head away and ignored Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong glanced at Ou Yangming who was riding on a horse suspiciously, and secretly thought in his heart that the master's real name was Ou Yangming!

At the same time, Ou Yangming also scolded his mother in his heart.

What's the matter, why is Lao Tzu so famous?

"Bajie, who is Ou Yangming you are talking about?"

Zhu Bajie saw that it was his own master who asked, and he couldn't ignore it, he said with an embarrassed face.

"Master, don't ask. I don't dare to say much about the old pig, in short, in the Three Realms, this person's name is a taboo. If this person can not be provoked, don't provoke.

His careful eye is notoriously big. The original Yuan Shi Tianzun, the one who was pitted was called a ...... Ay! I can't say it, if I am heard by a few saints, I will not be happy with the old pig. ”

What's the matter, why is it involved in saints again?

Could it be that I have done something earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods?

And in Bajie's mouth, he is talking about several saints, grandma's, did I offend several saints at the same time?

Can I still survive?!

"Don't talk about it, go to town!!"

...........

Treasure Elephant Country, Imperial Palace.

"Your Majesty, there is a Tang monk outside the hall, asking to see him."

King Baoxiang, with a sad face, sighed and said.

"Let them in."

The words fell, and the waiter withdrew from the main hall.

"Holy monk, three elders, please follow me in."

The four masters and apprentices followed the attendants into the palace.

Ou Yangming held the customs clearance document in his hand, and took three apprentices who were not good-looking, and went to the hall and announced the Buddha's name.

"Amitabha! The poor monk is a monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to learn scriptures. When His Majesty goes to the kingdom, he should be replaced, so it alarms Long Yan. ”

King Baoxiang, looking up, shouted with a wow.

"There are youkai! Escort! Escort! ”

!!

Several sounds of swords unsheathed sounded, and a group of soldiers surrounded them and surrounded them.

"Amitabha! Your Majesty, don't be surprised, the three of them are the apprentices of the poor monks. Although he was born as a demon, he has already entered the sand gate and is not doing evil. ”

After hearing this, King Baoxiang looked at the three "monsters" who looked as usual and did not resist.

Only then did he pat his chest, breathe a sigh of relief, and waved his hand to the soldiers around him.

"Since you are the apprentice of the holy monk, you should step down."

"Yes!"

A group of soldiers retreated like a tide.

"Holy monk, I didn't say you. These ..... of yours, these high-ranking disciples, are really...., they are really not good-looking, and they look weird and scary. I also asked the holy monk to present the customs clearance document to see if it was the document of the Tang Prince. ”

When the words fell, Ou Yangming handed the customs clearance document in his hand to the waiter and presented it.

The Lord of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, after reading it, nodded.

"Sure enough, it's Prince Tang's paper, since that's the case, it should be replaced. But Master Xuanzang, this king has a request, I don't know whether to talk about it or not. ”

Ouyang Yangming's MMP face, you have spoken, can the poor monk stop you?!

If you don't give me a paperwork, isn't that a mistake?!