Chapter 763: Smack! Your Majesty, have you come to your senses?
"Outnumbered...... The widow .....," said the king, covering his face.
Syllable!
It's still a slap in the face, it's still that sentence.
"Your Majesty, are you enlightened?"
If it weren't for the crowd in the main hall, the king would probably have cried.
Where did you come from? Where to get out of the house? Are you sure you're a monk?
Ou Yangming looked at the king who was still silent, and slapped his right hand again.
And this time, it's a continuous ring.
Bang Bang Bang !!
"Your Majesty, are you enlightened?"
"Enlightened! Enlightened! Holy monks, don't beat the widow anymore, the widow has really woken up! "The king is really afraid, and if he doesn't come to his senses, he is afraid that he will be beaten to death.
Ou Yangming nodded with satisfaction, and then asked.
"Your Majesty, what have you realized?"
The king was dumbfounded, are you particularly sick?
The widow said that he realized it, but because he couldn't beat you, he didn't want to be slapped by you again!
But he didn't dare to say that, what if Ou Yangming was not satisfied and continued to slap him?
"Widows and widows.... The widow has realized that he has realized his former self, which is too cruel. ”
Syllable!!
"You, you..... Why are you still hitting me!! "The king is the whole person, and he is not far from madness.
"Your Majesty is wrong, the poor monk just wants His Majesty to sober up."
Ou Yangming kept smiling, with an expression of "I'm good for you".
Burst!
A mouthful of old blood spurted out of the king's heart, you were sent by the Buddha to punish me, right?
"Holy monk, the Ming people don't say dark words, you can tell the widow directly, you can just want the widow to realize something."
The king said to Ou Yangming in a low voice, there is no way, the situation is stronger than people!
"Your Majesty, the poor monk means to say. The situation is stronger than people, you can't beat me, so honestly change Lao Tzu's customs clearance documents! ”
In the end, Ou Yangming almost shouted.
"Flip! Switching! Immediate change! "The king is so depressed at this time!
Since you have changed the customs clearance documents, why can't you just say it?
Why do you want to slap the widow so hard?
Why do you keep asking the widow, have you understood?
This kind of thing, where can the widow go to the special understanding?
Bajie diligently took out the customs clearance document from his burden and handed it to the eunuch who stepped forward.
Ou Yangming looked at the king who took out the Great Seal of Extermination, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
It's not that he didn't think about using the Dharma to influence him and let him know where he was wrong.
But who are they?
Killed more than 9,000 monks, a tyrant who did not show mercy at all.
Influence with the Dharma, come on!
This kind of person will only bow his head in front of absolute strength, and in the original book, he was influenced by Jin Chanzi with Buddhism, which is pure nonsense.
First of all, the king couldn't kill Tang Xuanzang's master and apprentice, and then overnight, he and the hair of the Manchu Dynasty's civil and military ministers were shaved clean.
The meaning of the monkey is very simple, don't force me, otherwise I will kill all of you.
With Tang Seng Buddhism, in Ou Yangming's opinion, it was a joke.
Count Tang Xuanzang, all the way west, what good things have you done? Clever thing?
Without the monkeys and Bajie, they would have died a long time ago.
Therefore, he Ou Yangming, who can be influenced by the Dharma, will be influenced by the Dharma.
If you can't be moved, then you need to say, pick up a fist the size of a casserole and hammer it.
Hammer until you're converted.
"Holy monk, the customs clearance disc has been replaced." The king's respectful hands, holding the customs clearance papers, handed it to Ou Yangming.
Ou Yangming picked it up with one hand, handed it to Bajie, who walked to his side, and then said slowly.
"King, your name for destroying France is very unpleasant. Why don't you change one for the poor monk? You are not charged any fees. ”
This is true, obviously forcing people to change their names, but it seems that he is quite generous.
The king hesitated, but was angry.
'Slapped me so much, and asked me to change the name of the country, it's too much of a deception! ’
Thinking of this, the king smiled and said, "Holy monk, what do you think is a good name, and everyone listens to it." ”
Ou Yangming nodded, looking like a teachable child.
"The murderous spirit of France is too strong, and the poor monk is afraid that a catastrophe will befall you in the future. Why don't you do it like this, how about changing it to Chin France? Isn't it a good name? ”
The king's face twitched, Chin France, listen to your whole family!!
But the situation is stronger than people, but what! Oh no!
"Okay, well, everything will be done according to what the holy monk says." Having said that, the king's heart did not think so. When you leave, the widow will change back as soon as possible and continue to kill the monk. ’
Ou Yangming looked at the thoughtful king, how could he not know what he was thinking?
"Is Your Majesty thinking that after the poor monk leaves, no one will be able to restrain you, and you will change back later? And then continue to kill the monk? ”
"Impossible! Holy monk, don't use the heart of a villain to spend the belly of a widow and a gentleman. ”
When the king said this, he was very angry.
Ou Yangming took two steps forward, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "The poor monk naturally knows that Your Majesty will not do this, because you have already entered my Buddha Gate. ”
The voice fell, and the hand that patted him on the shoulder jerked his hat over.
Whoa......
The civil and military ministers were in an instant uproar, and without him, they saw that in the main hall, the king looked confused.
His head was bare, and he had a ring scar on it.
"Your Majesty, you, you, you..... You actually became a monk?! ”
His Highness talked so much that he almost tore off the roof.
This picture is really unbelievable.
The king of his own family killed the monk fiercely and shaved the ordination at the same time, what kind of bullshit is this?
"Holy Holy Holy ...... Holy monk, you ..... you" The king obviously knew who he had been admitted to the Buddha in the middle of the night.
"Your Majesty's peace of mind, it's not just you. You, the civil and military ministers of the full hall, have also entered the Buddha Gate with you. With a wave of his sleeves, a gust of wind rose out of thin air in the hall, lifting the hats of the hundred officials.
Looking at the head of the monks in the hall, the king no longer knew what to say.
"Widow...... What kind of iniquity did the widow create? ”
"Not only the hundred officials, but all the men in Chin France were all shaved and burned by Sun Wukong, the eldest apprentice of the poor monk. Therefore, if Your Majesty wants to kill the monks, he must first kill all the men in Chin France. ”
The king completely stopped cooking, even if Ou Yangming and the others left, he wouldn't dare to say anything to destroy the law in the future.
"Your Majesty, do what you want. The poor monk suggested that you build a temple and spend a good time on the 9,996 monks who were unjustly killed by you. Otherwise, after you die, you will not be able to enter samsara. Eighteen layers of hell, I'm afraid you'll have to go through them all. ”
After Ou Yangming finished speaking, he waved his sleeves, turned around and left.
The king was in the palace, looking at it in a daze, and the four masters and apprentices who were gradually drifting away fell into deep thought.
He didn't repent, but he wondered if he wanted to build a temple.