Chapter 358: Three Hands in the Subway
"Got up and ate. ”
Li Zixiao was still intoxicated with sleep, in the dream Liang Yan made a table of delicious food, he opened his belly and was about to eat, when a sweet female voice sounded in his ears.
Li Zixiao rubbed his eyes and found that Yang Shani was looking at him with a smile, "Sasha, why did you get up so early?"
"The sun is rising, hurry up and eat. ”
Thinking of the food cooked by Yang Shani last night, Li Zixiao drooled, although they were ordinary home-cooked dishes, but Yang Shani's cooking was very delicious, and he half-jokingly asked Yang Shani to open a restaurant.
"Well, you're going out first?"
Of course, sleeping in only a pair of shorts is the best in the sweltering summer, and he still can't let Li Zixiao get dressed in front of Yang Shani.
Yang Shaniqiao's face turned slightly red and said, "Remember to brush your teeth and wash your face when you get dressed." ”
"Okay, got it. ”
Since accompanying Yang Shani for a second step, Li Zixiao feels that Yang Shani has changed, she is becoming more and more like a housewife, cooking every day and waiting for her beloved to eat together, and then chatting about topics that may not be related to her.
Li Zixiao seems to have returned to the time when she lived with Gu Feifei, Yang Shani behaved more like a virtuous wife than at that time, she herself still needed to work but didn't know what time to get up and start preparing breakfast.
After washing up, Li Zixiao came to the first floor, Ji Ruobing and Yan Runteng had already gone out to investigate the matter about Meng Guangye, and now there were only two people left in the entire villa, him and Yang Shani.
"Hurry up and eat. Yang Shani saw Li Zixiao come down and hurriedly helped him pull out the chair, and then sat back in her position, staring at Li Zixiao with her chin in her hands.
Li Zixiao was a little embarrassed, "Don't look at me stupidly, eat together!"
"It's enough to look at you like that. ”
"Then you can't skip eating, don't you still have to go to work?"
"I'm not in a hurry, I can get to the unit at nine o'clock. ”
"What kind of job are you looking for?"
"IT operation and maintenance, I don't know much about the rest, or this one is more suitable for me. ”
"Do I need to work overtime?"
"There should be, right!? What's wrong?"
"Wouldn't it be nice to find someone who is relatively easy? ”
"You don't like me doing this job?"
Li Zixiao looked at Yang Shani and said categorically, "I don't like it, if I don't work overtime, I will think about it, how can I rest assured that you are a girl working overtime until late at night." ”
Yang Shani didn't speak, but took out her mobile phone and dialed a number, "Supervisor, I'm Yang Shani, who just joined yesterday, and I want to resign from this job." ”
Yang Shani seemed to be trying to show her determination to Li Zixiao, she pressed the speakerphone, and Li Zixiao could clearly hear the man's voice on the other end of the phone, which gave people an uncomfortable feeling when she heard it.
"Isn't it just joined? How can you say that you can just leave? Whether the salary does not meet your requirements, this can be discussed. ”
"Thank you for your kindness, it's just that my friend doesn't want me to do this job. ”
"Your boyfriend?"
Yang Shani glanced at Li Zixiao's flush and climbed up her cheek again, "It's just an ordinary friend." ”
"Since he is not related to you, then he has no right to interfere in your life, otherwise, let's have a meal in the evening to promote the relationship, now it is difficult to find a job, and there are even fewer good jobs like our company, if you miss it, you will regret it for a lifetime." ”
The more he said on the other end of the phone, the more explicit he became, the more he said it was out of tune, and Li Zixiao's hand holding the spoon was clenched tightly, eager to crush the innocent spoon.
"I really don't need to, I don't want to have a disagreement with my friends. ”
"Thirty thousand!" shouted two words on the other end of the phone.
"Hmm, what?" Yang Shani didn't understand.
"I read your personal information yesterday, you just got divorced, right? Since a beautiful woman like you is divorced, it means that you can't be a man, how about 30,000 yuan to accompany me for one night? To be honest, I'm not married yet, you stay with me for one night tonight, I'll make you comfortable, if you think it's okay, let's be a pair of underground lovers, if you ......"
Li Zixiao couldn't listen to it anymore, he snatched the mobile phone from Yang Shani's hand and scolded loudly, "Are you tired of the old thing?
The other end of the phone seemed to be frightened by Li Zixiao for a long time before he spoke, "You...... She's not leaving...... Oh, I see, I said how did she get divorced, co-author is a rotten thing with a chastity archway! I don't even play with such a woman for nothing!" After saying that, he hung up the phone.
Li Zixiao looked at Yang Shani angrily, "This is the job you are looking for?"
Yang Shani lowered her head and didn't speak, her two hands clasped together and her thumbs kept spinning in circles.
"Fortunately, I asked, otherwise I wouldn't even be able to find a place to cry in the future?"
"I ......"
"You, you...... You stupid girl! Do you know how attractive you are to those people outside? I'd better call Liang Yan and ask her to help you find a job, I'm too worried about you looking for a job by yourself, don't end up selling yourself and don't even know. ”
"You just ......"
"What's wrong with me just now? Do you think I'm talking ugly? That kind of person doesn't care about them and scolds, which means not being in front of him, or I'll have to blow his dog's head with a hammer. ”
Yang Shani's face was so red that she seemed to be dripping blood, and the speed of her left and right thumbs became faster, "You just said that I was...... I'm your woman......"
"Uh? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I blurted it out in a hurry, you don't have to take it to heart. ”
"This is the car that Jiawei prepared for you, Liang Yan doesn't come to pick you up every day, it's too tiring to squeeze the subway every day, remember to eat me...... I'll go back to my room first. Yang Shani handed a car key to Li Zixiao and ran to her room on the second floor in a panic.
The whole living room left Li Zixiao with a confused face, "No, I don't have a car, even if I give me a car, I can't drive it!"
After Yang Shani returned to the room, she threw herself on the bed, her heart was beating very fast, as if it was about to pop out of her throat, she could feel that her face was very hot, and her mind was full of Li Zixiao's figure, and the sentence lingering in her ears, "You are also worried about my woman".
"I ...... This kind of mood, I ...... Li Zixiao ......"
Sasha...... Salsa...... I'm not relieved that you're a girl working overtime until late at night...... I'll be there for you......"
For a moment, Yang Shani's eyes were like a slideshow showing Li Zixiao's care, care and encouragement for her, and she seemed to have been completely lost in Li Zixiao's domineering just now.
She didn't care about the unbearable words that the director said, and now she only cares about what Li Zixiao thinks of her, and what others say becomes air.
Yang Shani didn't know how long she had been in bed, and when she returned to the living room again, there were only empty plates and a note on the dining table.
"If what I just said caused you to have any bad feelings, please don't take it to heart, I really can't stand others molesting you like that, slandering you, you will always belong to my little elf. At the end of the note, there is a picture of a pokemon flying in mid-air with a magic wand in his hand.
"Stupid!" Yang Shani looked at the note and smiled stupidly, and then couldn't help but spin in circles, like a happy elf from this world.
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Li Zixiao finally chose to take the subway, he didn't want to be stopped by the traffic police and then charged with driving without a license.
The subway in the morning was not so crowded, Li Zixiao specially picked a place where men were more concentrated, and the seats were already filled, and it was basically impossible to find a seat, so he chose to stand.
Even if you are standing, you have to choose a good place, and now the person you touch her a little bit may become a bomb * , not to mention touching sometimes a word will become a personal show.
Therefore, Li Zixiao tried his best to squeeze in places where there were many men, and he had to control his mouth, so that he did not listen to and look at indecent people, and regarded all the people around him as air.
God seems to be very fond of playing tricks on people, and the more you want to get through this time without causing any trouble, the more he will give you some test, and this is not Li Zixiao's test.
He lowered his head and did nothing, and suddenly a sinful hand appeared in front of him, and that hand was holding a small tweezers, which reached into the pocket of a sky blue jeans without anyone noticing, and it was a pair of women's jeans from the type of pants.
Li Zixiao looked up and found that the person holding the small tweezers was a man with a hat and a mask who couldn't see clearly, he looked around as if he was looking for something, and his hand had begun to pull out, and Li Zixiao could see a pink horn peeking out of his jeans.
At this time, the subway suddenly slowed down, and the people in the carriage hugged forward with inertia, and Li Zixiao took advantage of his strength to come to the back of the girl who was facing away from him, and whispered in her ear, "The money in your pants is targeted by thieves." After speaking, Li Zixiao rubbed past her.
When he rubbed over, he glanced at the girl, but she was carrying a black box more than half a meter long in her hand, she put the box at her feet, reached out and touched the pocket behind her, and then took out the money in the pocket of her pants and put it in her jacket pocket.
Seeing that the girl who couldn't see her appearance clearly raised her vigilance, Li Zixiao didn't continue to watch, he squeezed to the door and waited to get out of the car.
After two stops in the middle, he finally arrived at the university that made Li Zixiao very entangled, and just walked out of the subway station, three people with hats and chewing gum in their mouths stood in front of him.
"Dude, do you know why you're blocked?"
Li Zixiao shook his head, "I'm sorry, I don't like men." ”
"If you don't want to be sinned, come with us. A man stepped forward, grabbed Li Zixiao's shoulder with one hand, and pulled out a switchblade with the other hand under the cover of his body.
"You're planning to rob?"
"It's not a robbery, I just want to give you a warning, let you know what will happen if you know that the dog takes the mouse and meddles in your affairs!
"Hehehe...... Shall I say no?"
"Then don't blame ......" the man with the switchblade suddenly stopped talking.
"Don't blame anything, you just say something!"
"Big, big brother, I, I, I was wrong...... I don't know my big brother has such skills. ”
The person with the switchblade stumbled after finishing his words, staring at the switchblade that originally belonged to him without blinking, and now it was being held by Li Zixiao, and he didn't know how the switchblade ran into Li Zixiao's hand.
"You said that you are young and just find a job is not better than this stealing chickens and dogs? Can you really steal for a lifetime? I won't care about you this time, I don't care about what you like to do and your freedom, this thing is too dangerous to throw away. ”
After saying that, Li Zixiao broke the switchblade in the stunned eyes of the three people, and then he threw the switchblade broken in two into the trash, and then walked towards his school.
"Didn't I wake up today? That guy actually broke the switchblade in the middle with his bare hands?"
"I think we should go back and catch up on our sleep. ”
"Let's go, go back to sleep, this dream is ridiculous. ”