Chapter 770: A face slap is not a slap with the mouth
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Sentences of venomous ridicule, mixed with sarcastic applause, crackled in the audience.
Bei Mingtian's face turned dark, his palms were clenched, and his teeth were creaking, but he couldn't pull his face down to get angry; Qiu Yucai didn't care so much, he was so angry that he glared at the audience, and opened his mouth to scold back.
Gu Qiqi was indifferent, and knocked Qiu Yu's shoulder: "Apprentice, remember for the teacher, slapping the face is not a ...... with your mouth."
Qiu Yu immediately took the initiation, put away the swearing, and swore an oath: "Understood, Master! I'm going to slap my face with my strength, and I'll have to perform well in the game later! ”
Gu Qiqi hooked his lips: "No." It's a hand to hit the face, which hurts a little bit. ”
Qiu Wei: "......"
Master, Master, sure enough, you are a violent woman in your bones! I adore!
After everyone took their seats, and listened to the president's high-sounding speech, the competition officially began.
The competition has been announced to each college three days in advance, and as in previous years, the test is first aid.
Don't think that if the topic is revealed in advance, you can cheat, or that it is too easy.
In fact, this first aid is also exquisite.
Naturally, there are very simple ones, such as heat stroke first aid, alcohol poisoning first aid, gas poisoning first aid, fall from height first aid, fracture first aid......
But there are also very difficult ones!
For example, first aid for head injury after an accident, first aid for sedative and hypnotic poisoning, first aid for cinnabar poisoning, and first aid for electrocution, if you are not careful, it will lead to the death of the patient.
There is also the most difficult of the most difficult, that is, the first aid of maternal eclampsia in the obstetrics and gynecology department, let alone students, even if the obstetrics and gynecology professor comes, he may not be able to save the patient.
And all these first aid items are written on a slip of paper, out of order, put into a lottery box, and let each college draw on the spot.
What topic to draw, each depends on his ability!
The first draw in the School of Clinical Medicine.
What was drawn was a decent "rabies first aid", well, it was relatively simple.
The person in charge of drawing the question is Liu Guanghui, who is also the leader of the clinical medical school, and when he saw this topic, he couldn't hide the pride on his lips.
Hehe, although Han Bingyue's injury is not yet healed and he can't play, but today he drew such a simple question to start, this year's clinical medical school will definitely be the first!
Next, the Veterinary School drew questions, and it was more unlucky, and the draw was "First Aid for Urethral Injury", which was not only a little difficult, but also a little embarrassing.
The team of the College of Veterinary Medicine wailed and looked at Liu Guanghui with resentment. Whew, obviously to treat rabies, it should be more appropriate for their veterinary college to do it! God really prefers clinical medical schools and doesn't love them veterinary schools!
There are also people who secretly and reluctantly looked at Gu Qiqi's location, and muttered in annoyance, "If only Qiqi were here, I must be able to solve any topic!" At the beginning, Gu Qiqi showed the technique of dissecting Gu Yuanyuan's frog in seconds at the Veterinary College, and they still remember it vividly!
Immediately, Qin Zhiming from the School of Forensic Medicine also came to the stage to draw questions.
He unfolded the note and looked at it, smiling.
"Pesticide poisoning first aid!"
It's too simple.
In their forensic medical school, the most contact is all kinds of corpses that have died of poisoning.
Among them, pesticide poisoning is more common, and it can be said that they are familiar with the solution of pesticide poisoning.
He winked at Gu Xuexue in the audience, and said silently: "Good, little bitch, I will avenge you, and I will definitely kill Gu Qiqi's little slut in seconds!"