Chapter 121: Ancient Divine Beasts (2)
It's so shameless, it's so numb that its goosebumps are running all over the ground, what love, it doesn't exist! The single dog went berserk, it was completely enraged, and a dog leg flew in, "Smack!" "Kicked Tong Xiaolai and kicked Tong Xiaolai all over the ground looking for teeth.
Tong Xiaolai fell badly enough. This is a good opportunity for a single dog adult, take the opportunity to stomp him to death while he falls to the ground! Trampled into a meat sauce, who made him not a single dog.
The more people it loves, the more it wants to trample him to death, a person like Tong Xiaolai who loves Xia Yuxuan so much that he doesn't want to love him and goes deep into the bone marrow, in its eyes, he is simply a sin that deserves death, and he is more hateful than his father-killing enemy! Therefore, in its eyes, Tong Xiaolai must die! Kill, kill, kill!
"Let's be scum!"
The single dog stomped on him quickly, trying to trample him to death with the dog's hooves and the weight of his whole body. Tong Xiaolai flashed, rolled, took out an emergency pistol and banged, shooting four or five bullets at its head, but it was swept away by its mourning stick, all blocked, and the bullet hit the piece of meat.
Seeing that Tong Xiaolai was empty, he laughed out loud as contempt, and at the same time took a bite of the meat, the mourning stick can not only be used as a weapon, but also eaten when hungry, and it is used for two purposes.
It bit the bullet from the piece of meat, rolled it in its mouth twice, and then pointed the bullet at Tong Xiaolai and spit it out, tooth for tooth, that speed, that power, more powerful than a pistol.
Tong Xiaolai ran, ran quickly, the bullet chased after him, and "pop papa" fell on the ground behind him.
Tong Xiaolai rolled again, raised the gun and aimed at its dog head to count the shots.
However, after it dodged sideways, it swept Tong Xiaolai's gun directly away, hit the wall of the tomb, and then fell to the ground, sweeping Tong Xiaolai's hand painfully.
Tong Xiaolai didn't grab it, and he couldn't run, so he grabbed it, threw it, and fell to the ground, but fortunately he was caught by the fat man and the old man.
Tong Xiaolai fell with too much force, and the three of them fell to the ground in embarrassment.
The three of them scrambled to their feet. "Oops~" Tong Xiaolai covered his waist, feeling that his waist was about to break.
Tong Xiaolai doesn't have a gun, and even if he has a gun, he may not be able to deal with it, so it's too passive.
"Big brother, otherwise let's go up together and fight with it!" The fat man said.
"No need!" Tong Xiaolai stopped them, and had to deal with it alone.
Tong Xiaolai thought of a way.
Tong Xiaolai thought to himself, it takes seven inches to fight a snake, and if you want to deal with it, you have to start from the essence. Tong Xiaolai wants to destroy it in the way it is most afraid.
But Xia Yuxuan is not here, it would be nice if Xia Yuxuan was here. But it doesn't matter, Tong Xiaolai was not in a hurry, sat on the ground, took out his mobile phone, and shouted 10,000 words of various postures and all kinds of "I love you" to Xia Yuxuan's photo.
"I love you, I love you......" even rapped, kissed and kissed on the mobile phone screen, and every word he said was not repeated, with a devastating show of affection, the single dog adult was beaten in a fancy way.
Every sentence that Tong Xiaolai recites is like a mantra on it, making it chrysanthemum tight, tiger body shocking, and every sentence piercing the heart.
Tong Xiaolai read by himself for a long time, and after reading, he opened his eyes and saw that the scene was a mess, and the bloody picture was unbearable.
Except for Tong Xiaolai, all the panting people at the scene, including the fat man and the old man, fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, his whole body stiffened, and his hands and feet died of convulsions.
Tong Xiaolai hurriedly ran over, holding the fat man with one hand and the old man with the other and asked, "Fat man, old man, brothers, what's wrong with you?" What's wrong with you guys? ”
"Big brother, help, your words are poisonous, don't forget, we are also a single dog......" The fat man turned his back and fell unconscious.
"Hey, old man, what's wrong with you, don't die, old man." Tong Xiaolai shouted.
The old man had already lost his breath when Tong Xiaolai read the hundredth sentence.
It turned out that the radiation range was too wide and I was injured by mistake.
"Brothers, don't be afraid, rest in peace, I will avenge you!" Tong Xiaolai aimed all his resentment at it, "You single dog, I want to avenge my brothers!" ”
It is worthy of being an ancient divine beast, and it was able to stand up after being hit hard by Tong Xiaolai.
The divine beast would rather die than give in, and issued its single declaration for a long time: "I said, don't call me a single dog, don't call me a single dog, please call me a single dog!" You know, our single dogs have never eaten human love, have the most noble single blood, and stay away from the poison of love.
"We advocate the freedom of singleness, the pursuit of self, the companionship of loneliness, singleness makes us have the most arrogant soul, the glory of singleness, how can you and other ordinary people understand? I really sympathize with you, fall into the red world, and suffer from the seven emotions and six desires of the world. Being single makes me happy, and I am proud to be single! "It was crumbling, three steps and two steps.
Tong Xiaolai: "Forehead ......"
Tong Xiaolai: "It seems to make sense, but I am speechless." Well, if you love to be single, be single, I can't save your arrogant and noble soul. ”
"In order to let the world get rid of love and get rid of the clutches of love, I am willing to purify all sentient beings and save people from fire and water!" It roared frantically.
But seeing that it has exerted its strength, it is trying to hold back its big move.
Tong Xiaolai looked at it and panicked, the comer was not good, this is the rhythm that wants to destroy the world! Tong Xiaolai warned: "What are you going to do? I said don't you have to inch in, be careful that I show affection and kill you! ”
Even though Tong Xiaolai warned again and again, how could it be obediently restrained, and no one could stop it: "Come out, Cupid's arrow!" Love is the greatest sin, and this world should be pure, upright, and without love! Go, punish the love of the world! "With a single power of the dog divine beast, it has gathered 100,000 dark cupids, waved its big hand, and scattered it to the world.
"Stinky little ghost, I'll let you scream, I'll let you scream, the first person to destroy love is you! Hmphha, ahahaha...... "Although the single dog was injured, he still laughed wildly, because he knew that there was a good show to watch soon."
This arrogant laughter made Tong Xiaolai's heart furious. It has lost its mind, Tong Xiaolai doesn't know what it wants to do, and always feels that something bad is about to happen.
Dark Cupid and Love Cupid are just the opposite, the dark arrow shot by this dark Cupid will make people hate because of love, and the two people who are shot will not only disappear immediately in love, but also immediately hate each other and hate each other to death. No matter how much they loved each other before, they couldn't resist the divine power of the Dark Arrow, which was able to tear a living couple apart. Definitely a good helper to eliminate love and get people back to singleness.
Its plan to turn everyone in the world into a single dog has begun!
"Whew!"
As soon as Tong Xiaolai came up, he was shot by one of the dark cupids, and after the shot, it flew away.
One couple has already been shot at one, and it would be miserable to be shot at the other, and the arrow of the Dark Cupid will tear a living couple apart.
Tong Xiaolai was hit by an arrow in the buttocks, if Xia Yuxuan was shot by the same cupid again, it would be a disaster.
I saw the dark Cupid who was released, and immediately began to infiltrate the world, and the Cupid army of Wuyang and Wuyang set out from the mountains, and began to look for all the couples, couples, lovers, mistresses, etc., who could be separated, no matter what the relationship, and dismantle all the ones that could be separated.
Cupid quickly cleared the surrounding area, and then a large wave followed and spread into the city.
For a while, it was bloody and bloody, and the city was full of wind and rain!
There are countless people who fall asleep at night and suddenly wake up to break up, even those who are ashamed, and there are countless people who turn their faces and break up without even mentioning their pants.
Suddenly, countless couples and young couples got up in the middle of the night, and the lights were on in the room, just to break up, some smashed the pot and smashed the cup, some ran away from home at night, and some even had a big fight, no matter what the relationship between the two people who were shot was, what they were doing, the first thing they did was to break up immediately!
People have responded to the single call of single dogs: love life, stay away from love. Single and innocent, long live freedom!
Unfortunately, Tong Xiaolai was hit by an arrow, and the dark cupid was flying towards Xia Yuxuan's house, as long as Xia Yuxuan was also shot by that cupid, that Tong Xiaolai would be tragic.
"What a vicious move!" Tong Xiaolai said, but he could only helplessly watch the lovers in the world being torn apart alive.
"Hahaha, don't thank me, this is what I should do, it is my mission to keep the world away from love, our single dog gang has grown again, hahahaha, hahahaha!" The single dog smirked.
"Xia Yuxuan, you must hold on, I'm just such a girlfriend, God, please bless us! Oh my God, I don't want to break up! Tong Xiaolai knelt and prayed.
It is said that since more than two o'clock in the morning, Xia Yuxuan was woken up by an inexplicable phone call from Tong Xiaolai, and she couldn't fall asleep for a long time, lying on the bed tossing and turning, all she recalled in her mind was Tong Xiaolai saying to her I love you, I miss you, and in the middle of the night, Xia Yuxuan suddenly stirred up a pool of spring water.
Xia Yuxuan got up and lay down again, got up and lay down again, covering the quilt and scratching her hair, irritable and tossing and turning, causing her to miss him and worry about him, she had no sleep, and finally could only shout in the air: "Tong Xiaolai, I hate you!" ”
At this moment, Xia Yuxuan heard the noise of ping-pong and ping-pong coming from next door, upstairs and downstairs, and then spread to the entire surroundings. Patting the table, lifting the chair, smashing the mobile phone, smashing the TV, throwing the ring, throwing the husband's ...... The old Wang next door shouted that he wanted to divorce his daughter-in-law. The divorce has not been completed here, and Lao Zhang, who is next door to Wang, called again to break up with his daughter-in-law, and before Lao Zhang finished breaking up, Lao Wang called several daughters-in-law next door to break up......
In the middle of the night, the whole city is brightly lit, and there is a lot of noise from house to house. A couple can start a fire from the slightest fault with each other, and all the resentment and resentment accumulated in life is infinitely magnified by the arrow of Dark Cupid. Whether it is smoking, drinking, drinking, smoking, going to the toilet without flushing, etc., these things can become the fuse of war between couples.