Chapter 53: Cemetery Rituals
The three of us followed Liu Changge and walked out, I was really a little puzzled, so I pulled Liu Changge and asked, "Brother Liu, how can you see that Zhang Youdao is a liar?" ”
Liu Changge smiled and took out a yellow talisman for me: "This is the simplest qi gathering talisman, you can take it and compare it with the yellow talisman on the head of the old man Yu." ”
I was stunned for a moment, took the yellow talisman and ran to the old man Yu, and compared it with the yellow talisman that Zhang Youdao pasted on his head, I was immediately not calm.
Paralyzed, this special mother is too unprofessional to be a liar!
Draw a talisman, it's still messy, no wonder Liu Changge laughed when he saw the yellow talisman just now! I'll laugh too!
This talisman is not as simple as imagined, there are many ways to do this!
Ordinary Taoist priests or yin and yang ghost catchers draw talismans, and they have to carry out very complicated rituals, bathing and changing clothes, burning incense and bowing, and then they can start drawing talismans.
And the drawing of the talisman itself is also a technical work, this talisman, the head of the talisman, the gall, the foot of the talisman, the beginning of the talisman, the first thing to draw is the talisman head.
The talisman head is generally divided into two kinds, the most common is the "three hooks", that is, the three small hooks that the talisman puts down at the head, the "three hooks" represent the three clears, and there is no "three hooks" of the talisman, which is generally used as the "edict" and "thunder order" and other words as the talisman head.
And in the process of drawing talismans, just the part of the talisman must be matched with the corresponding spells, with "three hooks" and without "three hooks" talismans, the spells are different.
Once the pen is written, it must be fully concentrated, in one go, if there is a pause in the middle or there are distracting thoughts, then the whole charm is considered useless.
In the yin and yang world, whether or not you can draw yellow charms is the minimum standard for judging whether a yin and yang ghost catcher has entered the industry.
Of course, each sect has developed to this day, and there are many Fu Gong factions, and the rituals in them are also different.
Take the yellow talisman method recorded in my "Amazing Book", which is much simpler than ordinary talismans.
There is no need to bathe and burn incense or anything, just concentrate on it in one go with spells and draw talismans, even so, there are certain rules, the so-called "three hooks" or "edicts" and "thunder orders" must be written.
As for the talisman gall and talisman feet, it must also be there, and a talisman must be neat and tidy.
But what about Zhang Youdao's yellow talisman?
Paralyzed, more fucked up than ghost painting talismans, not to mention the talisman head, talisman gall, talisman feet, the whole special mother is a circle, a big trap and a small circle, a dozen circles, just this is also a special mother is a talisman?
This girl's pretending is better than knowing how to pretend to be a full set, even if she really can't draw talismans, she can go to the two-dollar store to buy a yellow calendar and take a look, the talismans on the top are much more serious than him, no matter how bad it is, you can also watch the zombie film played by Lin Zhengying, where the process of drawing talismans is the most orthodox talisman.
Maybe the screenwriter of the zombie movie is still a real insider!
"Cut, grandson, you're done with calves!" I smiled disdainfully, ripped off the yellow paper on the old man Yu, and pasted Liu Changge's Qi Gathering Talisman on the door of his head.
The old man Yu is now entangled by yin qi, and the righteous qi in his body is weak, and with this qi gathering talisman to gather the righteous qi of heaven and earth, it can also help him resist yin qi.
As soon as the Qi Gathering Talisman was pasted, I felt a faint flow of air in the air begin to converge towards Old Man Yu, and his face became slightly ruddy.
Then I went downstairs, Liu Changge and they were sitting on the sofa in the living room, Yushu was silent with a solemn face, but it was Liu Changge and Wang Dazhu, these two people stared at the phone together, and they didn't know what the hell they were doing.
I leaned over to them and looked, slot! The two of them are watching a blockbuster movie about the island country!
On the screen of the mobile phone, a man and a woman were lying on the ground fighting shirtless, the man was very ruthless, and the woman was shaking, and her facial features were distorted.
"Two beasts!" I couldn't help but scold him, thanks to their conscience, and they knew to turn off their voices in front of Yushu.
"Don't look at the calves." Both of them yelled at me at the same time.
I looked stunned and frowned: "Look? Why not watch it? I'm looking at it with a critical eye! ”
As I spoke, I squeezed to their side and watched, not to mention, this film is really exciting!
"Beast!" Liu Changge and Wang Dazhui scolded me at the same time.
I smiled and didn't say much, how could a man as pure as me be immersed in this kind of film? I'm really looking at the film with a critical eye, ahem...... Anyway, I believe it!
We saw it, and soon it was getting dark.
Second Master Yu and Zhang Youdao returned to the villa, and Zhang Youdao said arrogantly: "Everything is ready, boy, it's too late to regret it now." ”
Liu Changge put away his mobile phone, looked at Zhang Youdao and said with a smile: "I don't regret it, don't regret it later, if you can really cure the old man Yu with a ritual, I will kowtow to you and apologize in minutes." ”
"Good! A gentleman's word is a quick whip! Zhang Youdao immediately said.
Wang Dazhui and I rolled our eyes when we watched from the side, paralyzed, and I didn't know that he was a liar, where did he get such confidence?
Wait a minute, if you really summon the ghost out, it is estimated that it will scare the girl to death!
"Let's go." After Yushu knew that Zhang Youdao was a liar, his expression also turned cold, and he got up and said lightly.
Then a group of us went out of the villa, Liu Changge and Wang Sledgehammer and I got into Yushu's Porsche, and Yu Erye and Zhang Youdao drove a Mercedes-Benz.
The car drove out of the villa area and headed towards the Kowloon Hill Cemetery.
In the car, Liu Changge took out two yellow talismans and handed them to Wang Dazhui and Yushu: "These are two, they don't break the golden talisman, you wait and wear them on your body, in case a ghost appears, it won't hurt you." ”
", Brother Liu is righteous!" Wang Dazhui, this kid, immediately put away the unbroken golden talisman, and slapped Liu Changge's ass by the way, not to mention more dog legs.
I was stunned for a while, and I didn't see any reaction from Liu Changge, so I couldn't help asking, "Brother Liu, what about mine?" ”
"You?" Liu Changge rolled his eyes at me: "You don't need it, whether you wear a talisman or not, the ghosts will look for you." ”
Trough! This special mother is a bit of a bully!
I have a Xuanyin body, can you blame me?
After driving for an hour, I finally arrived at Jiulongshan Cemetery.
At this time, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, and the entire Jiulongshan Cemetery was pitch black, and the temperature had dropped a lot, feeling eerie.
We got out of the car and didn't say much, because the four of us knew that Zhang Youdao was a liar, so we weren't too interested in this ritual, so we should watch the show anyway. It's just that because the cemetery is too gloomy, Wang Dazhui and Yushu are a little scared, and their faces are a little pale along the way, Wang Dazhui almost rode to Liu Changge, and Yushu also grabbed my hand.
It's the second master of Yu, this guy said to Zhang Youdao don't mention more dog legs, change him into a eunuch suit, and he really has the qualifications to be a eunuch.
When we arrived at the grave of the old man Yu's old friend, we had already set up a long case and various ritual props, glutinous rice, yellow paper, and copper bells were readily available, and the candle flame was beating, illuminating a small area in front of the grave, and nothing could be seen in the distance, and the grave was lined up and gloomy.
I frowned and didn't speak all the way, from the moment I approached the Kowloon Hill Cemetery, I felt a strong yin qi, not to mention how comfortable.
But I couldn't be happy at all, my comfort proved that there were ghosts nearby, and ...... And more than one!
Zhang Youdao was upright enough, and he glanced at us with contempt, so he walked to the long case, picked up the peachwood sword and waved it twice, grabbed a handful of yellow paper and threw it into the air: "Oh, I am Zhang Youdao, the one hundred and seventh generation descendant of Maoshan Mountain, and now I am entrusted by the Yu family to drive away ghosts and cross souls, and you are not allowed to make a mistake!" ”
After saying that, the guy grabbed a handful of glutinous rice and threw it on the candle flame, and a burst of flames erupted.
"Tsk, this juggling is quite good." Liu Changge whispered.
At this time, Zhang Youdao was already holding the copper bell and shaking it, looking down as if he was chanting a spell, but his voice was very small, and I couldn't hear it clearly.
But as soon as this voice sounded, Liu Changge suddenly grabbed me and Wang Dazhu: "Pull me quickly, otherwise I want to beat this grandson again." ”
I looked at him blindfoldedly: "What's the situation?" ”
"Go over and listen to what he's saying." Liu Changge pointed at Zhang Youdao.
I walked behind Zhang Youdao curiously, listened carefully, and suddenly 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped in my head, and this grandson actually read seriously: "Sleep you are paralyzed, get up!" Sleep you paralyzed, get up hi! Get up and hi! ”