Chapter 139: It's called an Easter Egg
Chu Yunxi followed the bewitching beauty to the side hall, closed the door, and the room was quiet.
The bewitching beauty said: "Princess, please rest assured, it is safe here, and the emperor will not come." ”
"I know." Chu Yunxi nodded and said, "I just don't know if it's going well on the prince's side." ”
These are all Chu Yunxi's bad ideas, he wants to take the big guy to catch the queen mother together, so he came up with such a troublesome set of methods.
This side hall is not false near the main hall of the banquet, but it is also near the queen mother's bedroom, just separated by a wall.
And the garden where Li Mu invited the envoys of Xue State to enjoy the flowers is only separated by a wall from the queen mother's bedroom, which is really close.
At this moment, the emperor and the envoys of the Xue State will all appear here, and then
Then it was Chu Yunxi's turn to be simple and rude.
The queen mother over there didn't know that she was going to be calculated, and when she heard that the emperor was going to hold a banquet today, she didn't pay attention to it at all, and told the palace maids that she would not participate, and that no one would see her, and asked the palace maids to close the palace door.
The Queen Mother pretended to be sick and closed the palace door, and then she couldn't bear the loneliness anymore and went to instruct the palace maid to bring her imperial doctor cousin over.
The imperial doctor came in a hurry, followed the palace maid in through the back door, and entered the queen mother's bedroom alone, he is simply familiar with the road these days.
When the Queen Mother saw someone, she laughed, reclined on the soft couch, and said: "What do you see, you can't come over, the back pain of the mourning family, you can show me the mourning family what is going on." ”
The imperial doctor hurriedly stepped forward, sat on the queen mother's soft couch, hugged the queen mother's waist unruly, and said, "I'm afraid the queen mother has been overworked recently." ”
The Queen Mother shyly lowered the imperial doctor's shoulders and said, "The mourning family is working hard, it's not because of my cousin, my cousin is really going to toss the mourning family to death, and the mourning family still has back pain, why don't you rub the mourning family quickly." ”
"Yes, yes!" The Imperial Physician would have loved to do such a thing.
The imperial doctor said while flattering: "Queen Mother, the minister has something to ask you." ”
"What's the matter?" The Queen Mother said.
The imperial doctor said: "Recently, the queen mother and the emperor did not deal with each other, and the emperor asked the minister several times to interrogate the queen mother's condition. ”
"Hmph," the Queen Mother snorted coldly and said, "How did you reply?" ”
The imperial doctor said: "The minister is naturally reluctant to ask the queen mother to take risks, so he gritted his teeth and never revealed half a word." It's just that the emperor always makes things difficult for his ministers because of this, and the ministers are not having a good time these days! ”
Speaking of which, in fact, the imperial doctor is here to cry, wanting the Queen Mother to be the master and promote him to an official or something.
When the Queen Mother heard this, she said: "The mourning family thinks there is something big, you have served the mourning family well, can the mourning family lack your gold, silver and jewelry?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" The imperial doctor hurriedly agreed.
The two of them were warm for a while, and the imperial doctor said all the good things, and the queen mother was very happy.
It's just that just when the two of them got carried away, a burst of burnt smell suddenly came in from outside, and some people even shouted, "It's water!" Walk the water! Walk the water! ”
"What's wrong?" The Queen Mother exclaimed and said, "How did the mourning family hear that there was a fire?" ”
"Ahem, cough, cough"
The imperial doctor was also shocked, took a deep breath, and was choked by the smell of burnt smoke, and he couldn't open his mouth.
The Queen Mother was dumbfounded, and hurriedly got up from the couch, and her clothes didn't have time to be put on.
The personal palace maid over there had already rushed in, and hurriedly said: "Queen Mother, there is a fire outside, the fire is very big, if you don't leave, it's too late!" ”
"This" the Queen Mother exclaimed: "Ahem, ahem, what's going on?" ”
"Queen Mother, go out first!" The palace maid said.
The palace maid casually put on a coat for the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother didn't wear anything inside, her hair was untidy, and she ran out in a hurry.
The imperial doctor was so frightened that he quickly grabbed his clothes and rushed out of the main hall.
Many people outside the main hall shouted: "Go water, go water!" ”
The situation was very chaotic, and at this time of chaos, everyone was dumbfounded, and the queen mother and the imperial doctor ran out of the palace together, and they were all disheveled
The Queen Mother was so frightened that she ran out of her smoking dormitory in one breath and ran outside the main hall, only then did she breathe a sigh of relief, feeling that the word had saved her life.
This breath was relieved, but he found that he was being watched, and he immediately exclaimed in shame.
The emperor over there couldn't hold it anymore, and secretly slipped out of the banquet, wanting to go to the side hall for the night meeting Chu Yunxi, who knew that before he arrived at the side hall, he heard that he had gone to the water.
And Li Mu and Xue Guo's envoys were halfway through the flowers, and they hurried to see what was going on.
The Queen Mother exclaimed, how could she have thought that there were so many people outside, even the emperor and Xue Guoren, and hurriedly wrapped her body in her coat.
"What's going on!"
The emperor came to have fun, who would have thought that the queen mother ran out of the palace with a bare butt, and it was not only the queen mother who was bare-assed, but also the imperial doctor who often ran to ask the queen mother for a pulse!
Although the emperor asked what was going on, the long-eyed people had already guessed what was going on.
The imperial doctor was so frightened that he knelt on the ground, quickly kowtowed, and said, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty's ministers deserve to die, but the ministers are wronged." It was the Queen Mother who seduced the minister, just now the minister was suddenly called the Queen Mother's bedroom, who knew that the Queen Mother suddenly stripped off her clothes and pounced on her, the minister"
"You!" The Queen Mother screamed and said, "What did you say! Obviously, you took advantage of people's unpreparedness and wanted to forcibly insult the mourning family! It's you! ”
This is not what happened, the Queen Mother and her beloved cousin have already fought, both of them want to push four, five or six, and no one wants to share this responsibility.
The emperor was so angry that his whole body trembled, he felt that the Queen Mother was strange these days, but he didn't think that the Queen Mother was so dissolute and shameless, and even brought the imperial doctor to mess around in the palace.
The more the emperor thought about it, the more angry he became, the time for the queen mother to say that her illness was not short, so I really don't know how many times this imperial doctor went to the queen mother's bed.
The emperor felt that his face was lost, especially since this face was not lost quietly, but in public! I can't find it if I want to!
Over there, Chu Yunxi walked out of the side hall and happened to see Li Mu, so he walked over with a smile and raised his eyebrows at Li Mu.
Li Mu reached out to hold Chu Yunxi's hand and asked, "Yunxi, how is it?" ”
"I'm fine, I just sat in the side hall for a while and waited for a while." Chu Yunxi said.
Li Mu said with a smile: "Today is a good show arranged by Yunxi, it is really exciting." ”
Chu Yunxi said: "Of course, but it's not over yet!" ”
"Oh?" Li Mu was a little surprised, and said, "It's not over yet?" There is something else that the king does not know. ”
"Well," Chu Yunxi nodded and said, "This is called a surprise, it's called an easter egg, you just wait and see." ”
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