"Even rice hair, it's amazing, you go outside and wait first, the old man will call you in after some mundane things are dealt with!" The master of enlightenment hurriedly put his hands together in front of Pan Xiaoxian, and stood on tiptoe to try to block Pan Xiaoxian's sight, but it was useless, and he just reached the chest of the donkey brother on tiptoe, in order to avoid exposing the ancestor's Mimi, he could only sacrifice himself. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Mundane things?" Brother Donkey was stunned: "This is not scientific!" Master, aren't you in Bigu? Why do you have to? ”

"Even-rice hair!" The master of enlightenment's long snow-white shou eyebrows jumped twice: "The old man is in Bigu, of course he won't pull ...... Out of Gong! ”

"It's not, is it ......" Brother Donkey suddenly realized, his eyes were ill-intentioned at the next three ways of the enlightened master, Master, you must have peeked at some little yellow text again, could it be that you can't help but rub the fireball when you see it?

The master of enlightenment couldn't help but change his face greatly, lest this tease say something out of tune to blaspheme the ancestor, so he gritted his teeth and glared at him and decisively recognized it: "Even rice hair, the old man just wants to be flattering!" ”

"Impossible!" Pan Xiaoxian smiled and said, "Master, aren't you in Bigu?" ”

…… Get out of here! The master of enlightenment was angry, and he didn't say much, and directly pushed Pan Xiaoxian with both hands to push him out.

Pan Xiaoxian dodged and refused to go out, but unexpectedly, the master of enlightenment stood with his palms on his chest, pinched a magic trick, and pushed forward with a "whew", and thousands of palm shadows appeared when he landed!

In Pan Xiaoxian's eyes, the master of enlightenment seems to be incarnated as a three-zhang golden body Guanyin Bodhisattva, kind eyebrows and kind eyes, out of the dust, golden light to protect the body, a pair of white jade-like little hands are actually transformed into a thousand arms, each little hand plays a different move, covering all directions and angles, the palm wind is whistling, overwhelmingly towards Pan Xiaoxian!

This is the Shaolin seventy-two stunts in the "Great Compassion Thousand Leaves Hand", before Pan Xiaoxian was in the big competition of the word generation, he met the hope of Praruotang, but the expected cultivation is just to conjure up six lotus arms, where is it as perverted as the master of enlightenment, it is really the illusion of a thousand hands Guanyin, countless palm shadows seem to be snowflakes in the sky, overwhelming, the sun and the moon are lightless!

The palm wind formed by the transformation of true qi was dense and dense, and it was simply impossible for water to splash in, Pan Xiaoxian only felt dazzled and spinning, and it was naturally impossible for him to do anything with the master of enlightenment, so he was sent out with a "boom......

"Boom-"

The courtyard wall outside the abbot was suddenly knocked through a large humanoid hole, and the little novice Wukong lay on the hole and looked out in fear......

But seeing that Brother Donkey had come back with the dust on his body, Wukong breathed a sigh of relief, and the child's heart teased again: "Amazing ancestor, are you swollen?" ”

"Calamity, calamity......" Brother Donkey's old face turned red, and he grabbed Wukong's fleshy little face: "Say it quickly!" Is my master swollen? ”

"Woohoo! Hurt! Hurt! Amazing, please let go! Oops, yes......" Wukong burst into tears: "There's nothing wrong with the abbot patriarch, it hurts me to death......"

"Nonsense! Nothing to beat me on him? "Brother Donkey thinks it's very abnormal, you must know that after apprenticing for so long, the abbot of Enlightenment is reluctant to touch a single hair, this time it was a beast that slapped him out of two miles!

Obviously, he was annoyed and angry by what he said, could it be that the master really didn't want to but rubbed the fireball?

But the master doesn't have any little yellow text in his hand, just looking at a naked-eye 3D portrait of a monk, it won't be ......

it! Brother Donkey was stunned, I seemed to know something terrible!

Why did the octogenarian die naked on the street? Why are hundreds of female donkeys screaming in the middle of the night? Why are the condoms in the commissary repeatedly hacked? Why are female dormitory underwear frequently stolen? Who committed the serial rape of sows? The old nun's door is knocked on every night, is it a person or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little......

Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature, or the degradation of morality? Is it a sexual outburst or a hunger for helplessness?

Please pay attention to tonight's 25 o'clock KTV annual masterpiece "The Road of No Return of the Master of Enlightenment", let us follow the camera and enter the inner world of an old magician of more than 100 levels......

"The abbot patriarch instructed him to go to meditation, no one can disturb him, you can't disturb the abbot patriarch to participate in meditation, of course the abbot patriarch wants to beat you......" Wukong Xiao Shami felt that his explanation was very reasonable and logical.

"Do you mean...... What else does it mean to go to Zen? Pan Xiaoxian automatically made up the truth, isn't it, a respected master locks himself in a hut and no one can disturb him, and it is very reasonable and logical to secretly do some indescribable things, right? After all, the master is also a man, and there is a need for men, but doing such indescribable things and not being discovered by outsiders, the excuse of participating in meditation is simply without any PS traces!

Can't be bothered anyway, the hell knows what they did!

"It's amazing patriarch, isn't Zen meditation just Zen meditation, what else can it mean?" Wukong's little novice blinked his big simple eyes.

Fortunately, Lao Qu is a lay disciple! Brother Donkey secretly happily stretched out a lewd hand and stroked Wukong's smooth little bald head: "Wukong, don't ask so much children, when you grow up...... When the realm is reached, you will naturally know the meaning of meditation! ”

……

"Even rice tofu, the ancestor forgives the sin!" The enlightened master folded his hands and repented sincerely to the monk in the painting, this Nima is fortunately just a lay disciple, usually rarely meet, if you see the enlightened master every day, you feel that you don't want to become a Buddha in this life.

“…… might as well be innocence, childlike innocence, that's all. The monk on the portrait said: "Enlightenment, you are fascinated." ”

Patriarch, don't your conscience hurt when you say this? The corners of the Enlightenment Master's mouth twitched twice concealedly: "Yes, Patriarch, the disciple knows that he is wrong." In fact, although he often smiled and cynical in the past, he rarely did such unruly things as today. The disciple suspects that he really has something serious to say, maybe it has something to do with the catastrophe of Buddhism that you said about the patriarch! ”

"Even rice tofu, the time is these two years, in short, you always be careful, pay attention to it, if you pass this level, my Buddhism can at least be prosperous for a hundred years!" The monk on the portrait pointes meaningfully to the enlightened master.

"Yes, disciple understands!" The enlightened master folded his hands and bowed slightly, and when he straightened up again, he saw that the three incense sticks in front of the Buddha had burned out again, and the golden smoke had disappeared, and the portrait of the monk had lost the naked-eye 3D effect and became an ordinary portrait, but the monk's brows on the portrait were slightly wrinkled, as if it was originally so.

"Disciple sends the patriarch!" The enlightened master hurriedly bowed three times to the portrait of the monk, and quickly packed up the incense burner, incense ash, and futon, so that others could not see the difference between this portrait of the monk and other portraits of the monk.

Sending this patriarch away, the master of enlightenment went to the door to look out, but he bumped into Pan Xiaoxian lewdly stroking Wukong's little bald head and said: "But don't blame the patriarch for not teaching you, although it's good to go to Zen, don't overindulge!"

"We monks are vegetarians, and we can't keep up with the nutrition when we go to Zen meditation......"

Ten thousand centaurs roared past in the heart of the Master of Enlightenment, and the wrinkles on his face were twitching--innocence? Possess a childlike innocence? I especially want to ask, whose innocence is overindulgent? Whose childlike innocence can't keep up with nutrition?

"Amazing!" The Master of Enlightenment raised his eyebrows and shouted: "Don't hurry up and let the master come in!" ”

"Yes!" Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly agreed, and then didn't forget to stroke the two handfuls of Wukong's little bald heads: "You have memorized all the teachings of the ancestor?" ”

Wukong, who looked confused, folded his hands and bowed: "Remember!" ”

Remember your sister! Why did I let you memorize the "Diamond Sutra" and still can't memorize it, why do you remember it when he talks nonsense to you? The Master of Enlightenment was really powerless to complain, so he could only snort coldly and urge Pan Xiaoxian to hurry up, Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly entered the meditation room with a hippie smile, and the Master of Enlightenment pulled him, and then closed the door tightly, it was time to show the majesty of the master!

As soon as the master of enlightenment turned around after closing the door, Pan Xiaoxian had already arrived in front of that special portrait, and while looking at it, there was a sound of "tsk" in his mouth, and the master of consciousness was so frightened that the chrysanthemum tightened, and hurriedly asked calmly: "Amazing, what serious things do you want to tell the teacher?" ”

"Don't worry, Master, why is the naked-eye 3D effect of this painting gone?" Brother Donkey squinted his eyes and smiled, he had the magic power of the eye of the eagle, and he just used the eye of the eagle to see this painting, but the magic is that when he looks at it with the eyes of ordinary people, it is a naked-eye 3D effect, and he can see it with the eyes of the eagle, but it is a painting, and he can't see anything.

Obviously, there must be something strange about this painting, but it is beyond Pan Xiaoxian's ability, and he can't see what the problem is.

"What kind of naked, eyed, 36D, whatever, I can't understand what you're talking about!" The Master of Enlightenment shook his head very calmly: "The old man is in the temple all the year round, and the technology outside is changing with each passing day, and the old man doesn't know as much as you young people."

"The teacher just now is just a pillar of incense, perhaps it is the smoke that causes the optical illusion, that is, when people observe objects, they form wrong judgments and perceptions based on empiricism or improper references, which refers to the wrong feelings that the observer has on the figures that do not conform to the objective facts under the interference of objective factors or under the control of his own psychological factors. It's just such a simple scientific truth, let's get down to business......"

"Awesome my master!" Brother Donkey blinked his innocent eyes: "Although I don't know what you're talking about, I always feel like I'm very powerful!" ”