Chapter 208: Bald Donkey! How dare you rob the teacher from the poor way?
Outside the mountain gate of Shaolin Temple, where birds don't, today's scene is quite big, it is really noisy gongs and drums, firecrackers, red flags, and crowds!
The cheerleaders specially organized by the Fifth Fair wore neat, gorgeous, sexy, and revealing uniforms, showing off their flowers and branches between the green mountains and green waters, and the crisp slogans resounded throughout the valley, so that the masters who came out of the Shaolin Temple were all hands folded and a pillar of optimus!
The host was shouting hoarsely: "Audience friends! We are now outside the mountain gate of the Shaolin Temple, a thousand-year-old temple, and we are facing the energetic top three players Pan Xiaoxian and Pink Phoenix!
"And voila! They are all vigorous and energetic. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info do not abandon, do not give up is their principle, unity and forge ahead, tenacious struggle is their belief, beyond themselves, bravely fight for the first is their goal! They are all full of confidence and determined to work the field, play in style and at a high level! Show your own style and add new luster to your alma mater......
"We all know that another top three player Tang Yi retired due to illness, Tang Yi is the pride of Huayu University, he broke into the top three with excellent results, but the mad illness took away his hope inhumanely......
"Here we say to you on behalf of the people of the world, Tang Yi, you are good! Maybe failure is a shame for you, months of hard training and full of hope are in vain at the most critical time, but looking at the journey of fighting with all your might, we don't think so with tears in our eyes! You are brave, you are strong! Look at success or failure and be heroic in life, but start all over again......"
When the host spared no effort and splashed saliva for Tang Yi to wash the floor, as the representative of Shaolin Temple, the first true master of the Discipline Academy, who sent the contestants out, held Pan Xiaoxian's hands tightly, and his face was red and blood-red:
"Perhaps, this seat sees that you have a relationship with the Buddha, so why don't you stay! This seat will personally shave for you, pass on your martial arts, and after this seat reaches nirvana, you will be the first seat of the next precept institute! ”
"Thank you for your kindness, the disciple understands it!" Pan Xiaoxian can feel the sincerity of the master of true colors at this moment, the master of true colors really wants to leave him and cultivate him carefully, but think about his parents and parents, and then think about the Ning Yu who is waiting for him, Pan Xiaoxian decisively wanted to shake off the hand of the master of true colors, but he didn't expect that the hand of the master of true colors was as if it was welded to death in his hand, and he couldn't shake it off after a few shakes.
"Master! Among the disciples are forty or fifty-year-old parents, and there are sixteen or seventeen-year-old daughters-in-law! Even if you get a disciple's person, you won't get the disciple's heart! "Brother Donkey is so anxious that his eyes are red, why don't you let go of Lao Tzu and fight with you!
"Husband!" The pink phoenix suddenly jumped to Pan Xiaoxian's side and hugged his arm, stared at him fiercely, his eyes widened, his small mouth pouted high, and he bared his little tiger teeth at the master of true colors: "Bald donkey!" How dare you rob the teacher from the poor way? ”
The master of true colors hurriedly let go of Pan Xiaoxian's hand, Ami Tofu, this little girl's mouth is too special to leave yin virtue!
"Wow!" The host keenly captured this wonderful scene, so excited that every acne was squatting up, and every nose hair was frogging: "What a precious love!" In our fierce competition, two players from Tiannan and Haibei have experienced too many difficulties and too many touches together...... In the end, we successfully walked together hand in hand in the final! Let's give them our most sincere wishes, and wish this couple can get along with each other and never forget their original intentions! ”
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"Hu ......" threw himself on the soft and elastic big bed, Pan Xiaoxian exhaled a long breath of turbidity, and finally returned to the city.
They have already left the Shaolin Temple and arrived at the Luoyang base by air bus, where they will make a slight adjustment tonight, and return to the Shancheng base by civil aviation spaceship early the next morning. As the leading actor, Pan Xiaoxian naturally enjoyed the treatment of a single room.
What the hell is the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra that the abbot of enlightenment passed down to me?
For this heaven-level exercise, which was called a divine skill by the enlightened abbot, Pan Xiaoxian didn't feel strong at all.
Although I did feel like something was in my head after waking up, it was like losing something at home, knowing that it was in this house, but I couldn't find it!
Pan Xiaoxian went to ask the enlightened abbot, and the enlightened abbot said vigorously, "The Buddha said that you can't say it, you can't say it", and Pan Xiaoxian was helpless.
I only hope that what I have learned is not "Pineapple Jackfruit Flickering Sutra...... Brother Donkey closed his eyes depressedly, and at this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door.
Pan Xiaoxian struggled out of bed with great difficulty, walked over and opened the door, but it turned out to be a pink phoenix standing outside the door.
"Is there something wrong?" Although the time was not early, Pan Xiaoxian naturally let her in, the two had been in the same bed for half a month, and even met each other frankly, and the scale was outrageously large, but the two of them were still unaware.
"You......" Pink Phoenix had just come out of the mouth, when she suddenly heard the host's surprised scream from outside the door: "Wait a minute! ”
I saw the host suddenly come out of the corner, probably because he had squatted for too long, and stumbled when he got up, but he didn't care. He was like discovering a cute girl with a big dingding, and rushed over excitedly while holding a voice recorder: "Wait a minute! I'm going to interview the next two ......."
"Phew!" The pink phoenix was so frightened that she reflexively closed the door and locked it back.
This host is like a cat that smells fishy, and when he saw the pink phoenix holding Pan Xiaoxian's arm outside the mountain gate, he decided that this was a very valuable news point, and he had been entangled on the bus for a long time and wanted to interview the love process of the two, of course Pan Xiaoxian and the pink phoenix refused to cooperate, but they didn't expect the host to be frenzied and squatting!
I just want to be a quiet beautiful man, why is it so spicy? Brother Donkey is very melancholy, the baby is aggrieved but the baby doesn't say it.
"Boss, are you swollen?" The pink phoenix timidly looked at Pan Xiaoxian, who was looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and carefully stabbed Pan Xiaoxian's navel with a green jade finger.
These are all the most cute pots with a height difference, and the pink phoenix, which is only one meter six tall, is simply a legitimate Loli in front of Pan Xiaoxian!
"Have you ever thought about a possible ......" The corners of Pan Xiaoxian's mouth twitched stiffly: "Maybe the scene where you came in and locked the door just now has been broadcast live around the world?" ”
"Huh?" The pink phoenix's small mouth was wide enough to fit a thick cucumber, and she looked at Pan Xiaoxian with blank eyes: "Then, what should you do if it is swollen?" ”
"Simply! Don't do it, don't do it! Brother Donkey's donkey temper also came up, and he went directly to open the window and said to the pink phoenix: "Let's go by ourselves and let them play with eggs!" ”
"Good!" The pink phoenix agreed without thinking about it, and even had the irrepressible excitement and excitement when the child secretly did what her mother was not allowed to do.
There was already a tacit understanding between the two, and Pan Xiaoxian naturally hugged her, who was not good at light work, and jumped out of the window on the twelfth floor.
"Boom-"
A loud noise came from outside the building, and the host, who was knocking on the door, suddenly woke up to something, hurriedly got into another room and looked downstairs through the window, only to see that a shallow pit the size of a basin appeared on the ground under the light of the street lamp, and the cracks around the edge of the pit crisscrossed like a spider's web, radiating out in all directions......
The cameraman also chased in, first gave a close-up of the "spider web" on the ground, and then gave a shot of the open window of Pan Xiaoxian's room, and asked the host: "What should we do now?" ”
"It's better now!" The host laughed lewdly: "They have all run away, so it's not just what we say?" ”
The videographer gave a thumbs up convincingly: "Cow break!" ”
After all, Brother Donkey was still too young and overestimated the lower limit of the host, he rushed to the Civil Aviation Building with the pink phoenix, bought the first flight to the Shancheng base, and prepared to rush back to the Shancheng base overnight.
Of course, taking advantage of this rare opportunity to be alone together, Pan Xiaoxian also wanted to have a good chat with the pink phoenix frankly.
"Pink, gentleman tandandan, villain hides cock!" Brother Donkey said to the pink phoenix sitting beside him in a funny way: "I want to tell you a story about my friend, I hope you can listen carefully and help me give him some advice." ”
"Is it 'I have a friend series'?" Pink Phoenix's excited little face flushed: "I like to listen to the story of this series the most!" ”
Pink, you lose mine so easily! The corners of Donkey's mouth twitched stiffly: "Okay, I have a friend......"
has experienced several lives and deaths together, especially the one when he was successfully choked off his neck and came back from the dead, Pan Xiaoxian knew that his secret could not be hidden.
If the Pink Phoenix hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would naturally keep this secret in his heart, but since the Pink Phoenix had seen it and had enough trust in each other, if he still hid it from the Pink Phoenix, it would seem that he was not sincere to the Pink Phoenix.
"Actually, I also want to tell you a story about my junior sister......" Pink Phoenix blinked and widened her eyes: "That's it, let's exchange, you tell me your friend's story first, and then I'll tell you my junior sister's story, okay?" ”
"Okay." Pan Xiaoxian smiled, and a trace of sadness hidden in his heart rarely flashed in his dark red eyes: "I have a friend whose family is very poor, so he works and studies. Once he came back from a part-time job and was hit on the head by a can of Coke that fell from the sky......"
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