Chapter 108: A Slut Is Hypocrisy
"Brother, these are my dearest brothers!" The monk pointed to a few tall, short, fat, thin, crooked melons and cracked dates to Pan Xiaoxian one by one: "Bananas, sunspots, and big fat and two fat, the two of them are twins, and the four of them together are the four King Kongs under me!" ”
Pan Xiaoxian looked at them one by one, the bananas looked very trendy, with a small dirty braid, and they were dressed very hip-hop, although they were serious yellow people, but their every move gave people the feeling of being Caucasian, probably from which the nickname of bananas came from. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The nickname of Kuroko is really worthy of the name, because he is really black, and it is really not easy for a yellow person to be black at this level!
Big fat and two fat are worthy of being twins, they look like they are carved out of a mold, and they are both fat, if you just look at the face, I'm afraid their own mother can't tell who is who, but as long as they stand up, they will never admit that they are wrong, the height of the big fat is at most one meter six, and the second fat can be one meter nine, and the gap between twins is so big.
"You all recognize it, this is my brother, my own brother!" The monk affectionately pulled Pan Xiaoxian's arm, and the corners of Pan Xiaoxian's mouth twitched stiffly - his wife confessed when he went out, drink less and eat more vegetables, and don't pick chrysanthemums on the side of the road!
…… Mud Song Kai!
"Brother, the first time we meet, we toast you!" Bananas, sunspots, big fat and two fat all stood up with full wine glasses and toasted to Pan Xiaoxian, the monk quietly observed Pan Xiaoxian's face, as long as Pan Xiaoxian showed a trace of impatience, he immediately stood up and played a round, but Pan Xiaoxian actually drank without saying a word, and the monk smiled.
"Oh, Brother Monk has brought your Four King Kongs to play again! Tonight we're here for a nostalgic night, if you like it! A mother with heavy makeup pushed the door in, greeted the monk with a smile, and then turned around and waved a small handkerchief: "Come on, come on!" Bingbing, Ziyi, Lily, Luodan, Mi Mi, Yanyan, Shishi, Yanyan, Liying, Despicable, Yifei, Yuanyuan...... Come on! ”
With the affectionate call of her mother Sanna, a group of warblers and warblers walked in, they are fat and thin, each with their own merits, but there is a common feature, that is, the days are very diligent and thrifty, counting nine cold days, in order to save fabric for the country, their skirts are so short that they can only cover the hair!
"Wow......" Bananas, sunspots, big fat and two fat They were very exaggerated, and they all stood up and wanted to go up to choose, but they were stopped by the monk, and the monk glared at them: "What are you doing?" Can you still have some quality? ”
Brother, you're speaking Huaxia, right? Why do we know every word, but when put together, we don't understand it at all?
The four King Kongs were all a little dazed, and then they saw that the monk was very dog-legged Lapan Xiaoid, and his face was full of flattery: "Let my brother pick first!" ”
At this time, you call us Kong Rong to make pears? The four King Kongs are all kind-hearted when they see this, boss, you can easily lose us like this!
"Monk, what are you doing? Am I like that? Pan Xiaoxian was very angry, shook off the monk's hand, and slowly raised his trembling fingers: "I just want Yan Yan, despicable, and Yifei!" ”
A slut is hypocrisy! The corners of the four King Kongs are twitching at the corners of their mouths, and they are actually playing one drag three, and they are not afraid of grinding iron rods into needles!
"Good! It's my brother! The monk laughed exaggeratedly and applauded: "Three Ying Battles Lu Bu!" Proper pure masters! Awesome! ”
It's not to hide from you old glass! It's always hairy to sit next to Lao Tzu! If it weren't for the task, Brother Donkey would have beaten you with a chrysanthemum!
Pan Xiaoxian beckoned Sanying to come over to fight Lu Bu, so Yan Yan sat on the left, Yifei sat on the right, and the most petite and despicable sat directly in his arms, Pan Xiaoxian couldn't help but burst into tears at this moment, I didn't expect Brother Donkey to have today!
As for the female pot friend or something, ahem, Brother Donkey is a good man with principles, and he promises not to go to his kidneys or heart, and besides, this can be regarded as dedication to art, right?
Since Pan Xiaoxian has opened this head, the four King Kongs are not polite, and each of them asked for two. I don't dare to ask for it, don't you look at the monk's eyes like you're going to kill? Forget it, it's okay to hug left and right, what kind of bicycle do you want!
These grandsons don't know how to save money for the boss at all, they are all as hard as you, and the landlord's family has no surplus food! The monk's heart was dripping blood, but thinking that he was reluctant to let the child trap the wolf, he gritted his teeth and glared at himself and ordered two for himself.
Mother Sang Le couldn't close her legs, deliberately flattered Pan Xiaoxian a few more words, and deeply engraved the appearance of this big Kaizi in her heart, next time I saw a certain amount of stammering, this kind of big customer is destined to be a strange man who wants to do VIP!
However, as soon as Mom Sang went out, the monk's communication watch rang, and the monk was comparing the size of the two of them with Lily in his left hand and Luo Dan in his right hand, and he didn't want to answer the phone, but the monk glanced at it and found that it was the old gun, so he quickly connected the phone and said with a smile: "Boss, do you have something to look for me?" ”
"Where are you now?" The old gun's gloomy voice came, which sounded very ordinary, but as his confidant, the monk instantly became serious, pushed away Lily and Luodan, and went to the toilet in the private room to answer the phone.
"Boss, my brothers and I are in Lan Kwai Fong." The monk asked seriously, "Boss, is something wrong?" ”
"Hmph, Dongying, that idiot man and woman eat all, and asked a worm man and a worm woman to play sandwiches, but he got off and was eaten alive by the worm man and worm woman. Damn, it doesn't matter if he's dead, it caused Lao Tzu to run away with two worms! There was a hint of anger hidden in the old gun's voice: "I have sent people to search around, but there is no result yet, you can also bring someone over to help!" ”
You city dwellers really know how to play! The monk's face couldn't help but change when he heard this, he didn't expect that Dongying idiot's taste to be so heavy!
"Knowing the boss, we'll come over right away!" The monk agreed without hesitation, although these beauties made him bleed profusely just now, and Lily and Luo Dan were so fun, but it was nothing compared to the old gun's orders.
Under the old gun, he is not the most capable of fighting, nor is he the one who has been with the old gun for the longest time, the reason why he can be regarded as a confidant by the old gun is because he is the most loyal!
As long as the old gun gives an order, not to mention that he hasn't started playing yet, even if he has already "snapped", he will immediately pull out the bird ruthlessly.
Walking out of the toilet, the monk shouted with a broken gong: "Don't play!" Something to do! ”
"Huh? Isn't it, boss! This is just the beginning......"
"Boss, you know me! Can you wait for me for five minutes! No! Three minutes is fine! ”
The Four King Kongs all wailed, but the monk's big face and silent attitude let them know that this matter was serious.
Seeing that the four King Kongs all sent the beauties away with a regretful face, the monk walked in front of Pan Xiaoxian and regretfully wanted to shake hands and say goodbye, but Pan Xiaoxian grabbed Yan Yan and Yifei with both hands, just didn't give the monk a chance to be careless, the monk had to say: "Brother, I'm sorry, we can't accompany you if we have something to do, let's have fun another day, we'll go first, you have fun!" ”
"Stop! Do you think of me as a Kaizi? Pan Xiaoxian angrily pushed away the meanness in his arms, stood up and glared angrily at the monk.
How do you know? The monk's face changed greatly: "Brother, what do you say?" ”
"Since you call me brother, what can't you say to your face?" Pan Xiaoxian arrogantly turned his face away - the baby was unhappy, but the baby didn't say!
"This ......" The monk hesitated, and finally waved his hand to let the beauties go out first, and when there were only four King Kongs and Pan Xiaoxian left in the private room, the monk said to Pan Xiaoxian affectionately: "Brother, it's not that I'm hiding it from you, it's mainly that this matter is very troublesome, and I don't want to disturb your sexuality."
"You should also know that we have worms here in the night fire, right? Just now my boss told me that there were two bugmen, a man and a woman, and it would be terrible if this matter got out, so we had to go back and get the bugmen back......"
The reason why he dared to tell Pan Xiaoxian was that Pan Xiaoxian had already broken through the door twice, and he had also seen the worm man with his own eyes, he thought that Pan Xiaoxian should not be a traitor, which traitor could be so dedicated?
"I'll go with you!" Pan Xiaoxian interrupted him without hesitation, and the monks were stunned: "Brother, what did you say?" ”
"The brothers are all going to catch insects, but I'm playing with women here, I can't do this kind of thing!" Pan Xiaoxian said Bo Yuntian, although all the knowledge of the alien biology class has been returned to Mrs. Zhan, but Brother Donkey has learned the routine!
Since ancient times, affection can't be retained, only routines can win people's hearts!
"Brother!" The monk was moved to tears - the gambling debt owed by Lao Tzu was finally saved!
"Brother!" Pan Xiaoxian excitedly stretched out his hands and pressed the monk's shoulders, with his understanding of the monk, at this time the monk should move again, so Brother Donkey is the first to strike!
"Don't say anything, it's all in the wine!" The monk grabbed a glass of wine and took a sip of it, Emma's wine is really rushing!
Can you get down to business! The eyes of the four King Kongs are red next to him, with this work, we have finished lifting our pants, okay!
Pan Xiaoxian followed the monk and they left Lan Kwai Fong and rushed back to the Night Fire Entertainment City, and soon saw the old gun of the first brother of the Night Fire.
Unexpectedly glanced at Pan Xiaoxian, the old gun wanted to say something, but at this time, the matter was urgent, so he skipped and gave orders directly to the monk: "Our C area is very close to the danger zone, so it is very likely that the two worms have fled to the danger zone, and I have sent someone to find other places, monk, you go to the direction of [Geyue Mountain], and if you find someone, contact me immediately, and I will rush over as soon as possible!" ”
Saying that, the old gun unexpectedly walked in front of Pan Xiaoxian, stretched out his hand and patted Pan Xiaoxian's shoulder, revealing an encouraging smile: I am optimistic about you!