Wu Lai stood on the balcony of his bedroom, like a sculpture of a thinker, thinking about life.

He was trying to remember when was the last time he had intimate contact with a girl?

High school?

Junior high school?

Elementary school?

Neither.

But in kindergarten!

A girl named Xiaoru knocked him to the ground and rode him directly as a horse.

It turned out that Wu Lai thought that it was the shame of his life.

I never expected that it would be the pinnacle of life in the past 20 years!

Just when Wu came to look at his right hand and sighed with emotion, he suddenly felt a dazzling white light falling from the sky.

Before he could react to what was going on, he heard a mechanical electromagnetic sound in his head.

"The system is detecting the host's body!"

"Detected successfully, in the process of binding......

"The binding is successful, dear host, do whatever you want, the system customer service Xiaoyi will serve you!"

The freewheeling system?

What the hell is this?

The system seemed to catch Wu Lai's doubts, and explained: "Dear host, the system as you like is a welfare product tailored for the majority of single dogs, Dr. YY, the top scientist of Blue Star!"

Wu Lai doesn't know where Lanxing is, and he doesn't know who Dr. YY is?

But he knows the system!

As a deep death house that relies on five girls to prevent AIDS, he often reads online novels. Naturally, I know everything about the system.

Feel free to do the system, just listen to the name, it's very hi!

I didn't expect that I, Wu Lai, would have today, become the CEO, counterattack the rich second generation, marry Bai Fumei, and walk on the peak of my life!

After a burst of excitement, Wu Lai couldn't wait to ask, how should I get these things, do I need to complete the tasks of your system?"

Xiao Yi said arrogantly: "Of course not, this system is unique, how can it be confused with those garbage systems." ”

"This system does not publish any tasks, it is all up to the host to publish it as he wants!"

Wu Lai felt that his brain was a little insufficient, and he couldn't understand the system's seemingly simple and easy-to-understand sentence.

After being stunned for a long time, he asked tentatively, "Release as you like?"

Xiao Yi said: "Of course, release as you like. The host can publish whatever task they want!"

However, if the host fails to complete it within the allotted time, they will be punished accordingly. Therefore, please also ask the host to do what he can, and cherish it!"

Wu Lai asked, "What are the rewards?"

Xiao Yi: It depends on the difficulty coefficient of the task issued by the host!"

Just as Wu Lai was thinking about the meaning of the system, his stomach suddenly growled.

I must have eaten last night's overnight dinner and had a stomach upset!

When Wu Lai was about to go to the toilet, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind.

"Xiao Yi, I'll finish pooping in ten minutes, is this okay?"

"Absolutely!"

"Ding, quest generated. Contents: The host will finish a bubble of in 10 minutes!"

Rewards and punishments: The system is analyzing the difficulty of the task, and it will be settled after the task is over!"

I'm going to do whatever I want!

This system has personality and I love it!

Wu Lai's heart was excited, holding his rumbling stomach, and rushed to the toilet.

After a hearty pass, Wu Lai felt comfortable.

Just when Wu Lai shouted comfort, Xiao Yi's voice came to his mind again.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the task. The difficulty of the task is not in the stream, get a blue and white porcelain bowl, a pair of exquisite bamboo chopsticks, and now stored in the system space, you can use your ideas to extract at any time!"

"Note: The mission levels are divided into: E, F, D, C, B, A, S, SS, SSS (Epic)!"

As Xiao Yi's voice sounded, Wu Lai felt a little confused in his mind.

Your sister, shitting actually rewarded a pair of chopsticks, this system is poisonous, right?

Just when Wu Lai questioned whether the system was toxic, a virtual space suddenly appeared in his mind.

This virtual space is very large, like a vast prairie, and there is no end in sight.

However, it was empty, only an ordinary porcelain bowl and a pair of bamboo chopsticks, lying alone inside.

Obviously, this is the reward you got for pooping yourself!

Wu Lai remembered Xiao Yi's words just now, and he could use his mind to extract things in the virtual space at any time.

As soon as he thought about it, the porcelain bowl and chopsticks all appeared in his hand!

Just then, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door.

Then, I saw a man hurrying in.

However, when he saw Wu Lai squatting in front of the toilet, holding chopsticks in one hand and a porcelain bowl in the other, he stood directly on the spot.

Wu Lai and the visitor looked at each other for a full minute, and then they heard the other party say in a very serious tone:

"Wu Lai, I know that you have never had a girlfriend, your academic performance is not good, and you don't have much money. But these problems can be solved slowly. You can't solve any problems if you eat like this!"

The person who spoke was a close friend of Wu Lai, named Gao Chao.

He glanced at him and said, "You just ate, I bought dishes and chopsticks to prepare to go back to instant noodles." I just had diarrhea when I passed by the toilet, so I came to solve it!"

After Wu finished speaking, he walked out of the toilet with a bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other.

The brothers in the corridor, seeing this scene, all gave him a thumbs up and exclaimed that this is a master!

If Wu Lai had been in the past, in the face of such an embarrassing scene, he would definitely be as weak as a dog.

But now it's different, not only does he have no waves in his heart, but he even wants to eat a bowl of yellow braised chicken rice.

After returning to the dormitory, Wu Lai moved his mind and took the pair of chopsticks back into the virtual space.

Although this bowl of chopsticks has no practical value, it is full of commemorative value.

Just like Emperor Hongwu: one bowl at the beginning, one country at the end!

Wu Lai thought of the pride, and couldn't help humming a little song: The big girl is beautiful, the big girl is lang, the big girl walks into the green gauze tent!

As soon as Wu Lai walked out of the dormitory building, he saw a tall girl wearing a chiffon pleated skirt, delicate facial features, and a beautiful face on the tree-lined path not far away.

Isn't this the school flower Chen Sihan?

Chen Sihan, the recognized school flower of their school, many rich and handsome, have pursued her, but they seem to have been rejected by her.

It is said that when she rejected a certain second-generation star, she also said a very classic sentence: I would rather laugh on a bicycle than cry on a BMW!

With such a positive three views, coupled with super high appearance, and that pure and refined temperament, she is recognized as a goddess by all the boys in the school.

The breeze is blowing, Chen Sihan's chiffon pleated skirt swaying with the wind, and the green silk on the shoulders of the waterfall scatters exudes a refreshing fragrance, which makes people feel refreshed and happy.

Looking from afar, her whole person is like a fairy walking in the painting, out of the mud but not stained, clear ripples but not demons, so that people can only watch from a distance, and dare not have any blasphemy.

Seeing such an amazing scene, Wu Lai's eyes straightened.

It's so beautiful that I can't breathe!

He wanted to come up and talk to him, but his legs were like lead, and he couldn't walk at all. The muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he couldn't stop sweating on his forehead.

No way, in terms of chasing girls, Wu Lai's experience value is zero. Even if it was an ordinary girl, he didn't dare to come forward to talk to him, besides, it was a recognized school flower like Chen Sihan, a popular goddess?

Wu Lai, you are a coward, you have such a golden finger of the system, and you don't even dare to talk to you?

Wu Lai scolded himself fiercely in his heart.

Seeing that Chen Sihan was about to go away, Wu Lai decided to force himself.

"Xiao Yi, I want to release the task. Within ten minutes, talk to the school flower Chen Sihan!"

"Host, based on your past behavior, has a strong obstacle and fear when it comes to heterosexual interactions. The system thinks that your task is difficult and it is very likely that it will not be completed within the specified time, so please be cautious!"

"Damn, even your system looks down on me. What nonsense, let's release the task quickly!"

"Alright then, ding, quest generation. Content: Within ten minutes, talk to the school flower Chen Sihan. ”

"Precautions, don't play hooligans, forcibly pick up a conversation, you need to get the favor of the target person to complete the task!"

"The system is analyzing the difficulty coefficient of the task, and the rewards and punishments will be settled later!"

Hearing the task released by Xiao Yi, Wu Lai's mind was like a shot in the arm, and he felt that his whole body was burning and boiling.

Just as he was thinking, in what way should he come forward to talk to the school girl, so as not to appear presumptuous?

When we talk to each other, what should I talk about so that I don't disgust the other person?

Chen Sihan, who was walking in front, suddenly heard a scream of "ah......