Looking at Sun Yinbiao, who was struggling to move the tiles, Sun Lang couldn't help but laugh and said: "The deputy dart head, you can obviously watch the head dart in the house, but you just lie out, and then come back to watch it secretly, isn't it a big move to take off your pants and fart?" ”

Sun Yinbiao's eyes widened, and he wanted to kick Sun Lang over, but he was afraid that he would break the tiles and disturb the two people in the house, so he lowered his voice and said angrily: "You kid shut up for me, if you scare away my sister-in-law, I will let you be my sister-in-law......"

A man is a sister-in-law, is this worth it? Sun Lang hurriedly closed his mouth.

The deputy dart head usually says that he is talking, laughing and laughing, mingling with the dart masters, and being very righteous, but he is categorical in doing things, especially the things he believes, nine cows can't pull them back.

Just like today, the life and death of the chief dart head hangs by a thread, when I see Chen Yi and Liu Wu, the two little girls, the deputy dart head is worried about the safety of the head of the dart on the one hand, on the other hand, it is a temporary idea, to turn one of these two little girls into the main lady of the head of the dart Sun Jinbiao, so it will be wrong, knowing that Chen Yi is a woman, still call her "little brother of the Chen family".

There is only one reason for this, that is, because Sun Jinbiao is Sun Yinbiao's heaven and his god, so he doesn't want him to live alone, or go on the road alone.

If Sun Jinbiao was born, in the name of repaying his kindness, he married the woman home to be the housewife, and she had no worries about food and clothing all her life.

If Sun Jinbiao dies, in the name of not kissing men and women, he will marry and go home to form a yin relative, and he will not be buried, but he will be lonely all his life and be a widow.

Sun Lang sighed and said, "Deputy dart head, I see that you originally took the lead dart for that spicy little girl, right?" Now that the head of the dart lady has been chosen, why don't you marry back and be the deputy head lady? ”

Sun Yinbiao finally couldn't stand Sun Lang's broken mouth, raised his hand and flicked Sun Lang's brain, and scolded angrily: "Monkey cub, you dare to ridicule anyone, carefully Lao Tzu picked your skin ......"

scolded in his mouth, but Sun Yinbiao's face turned red like shrimp in the oil pot, no longer speaking, looking carefully at the man and woman in the house through the tiles on the roof.

The sky was already a little bright, and the injured man woke up quietly, opened his eyes, and saw a young man sitting on the side of the table, his hands on his cheeks and sleeping.

Looking at the two obvious ear piercings on the young man's ears, the man's face turned red, this young man is not a real teenager, but a girl dressed as a man, walking darts by herself, how can this clumsy method hide herself?

Looking at the girl carefully, her eyes are bright and her teeth are bright, her willow leaves are bent and her eyebrows are bent, her long hair is like ink, her slender hands are holding her cheeks, her ten fingers are like green onions, her nose is moving, and she is very pleasing to the eye.

The man moved, accidentally pulled the wound in his abdomen, and groaned softly.

The girl woke up suddenly, her arms loosened, her head sank, her forehead hit the incense case, and she suddenly turned red, rubbing her forehead with her hands, and her eyes looked at the man who woke up on the bed cutely.

The man would think that the girl would be frightened by his face, and even turn away, but the girl just blushed in embarrassment, so he turned his head to look at the sky outside.

She is not afraid of the scars on his face, such a cognition makes the man's heart ooze a long-lost warmth, and he becomes closer to the girl, like a long-lost relative.

The girl finally woke up, and waited for Sun Yinbiao to come back to replace her, and she waited for a night, without complaining, but worried about why Sun Yinbiao didn't come back when she arrived at the yamen, and whether something would happen.

Turning his head, seeing the man looking at him in a daze, Chen Yi's face turned red, and he hurriedly dipped the handkerchief in the water and said, "Are you awake?" If you are thirsty, I will soak your lips with a veil, but you will not drink it, but you will have to wait, wait for the discharge...... I can drink water and eat porridge later......"

Sun Jinbiao came to his senses and asked in a daze: "I'm so thirsty and hungry, can't I eat and drink now?" What to row? ”

Chen Yi's face turned even redder, he couldn't speak, and looked out of the door anxiously, because it was just dawn, not only did he not see Sun Yinbiao and Sun Lang, but even He Langzhong and Hu Lian were gone.

Sun Jinbiao asked relentlessly, as if Chen Yi couldn't answer a satisfactory answer, he didn't stop asking, and when he asked the third sentence, he began to cough.

Chen Yi's face was panicked, and he scolded him: "Don't talk, I, I'll tell you, Su'er said that you can only drink porridge after exhausting, and said that if you can move, you should walk around diligently, saying that you are afraid of sticking....."

Sun Jinbiao listened to the little girl's broken thoughts with a confused face, and asked, "Who are you?" What is exhaust ? What is adhesion? ”

Chen Yi's face turned even redder, and he never thought that he could go hand in hand with exhaust and adhesion, and be given out.

The girl blushed with shame, her little head almost touched the bed, and her voice was like a mosquito: "I, my surname is Chen." Adhesion is when the intestines grow together, and it will hurt when you move later; Exhaust, that is, is, is...... I can't help but ...... when I feel bad in my stomach."

After Chen Yi explained a lot of incomprehensible words, Sun Jinbiao suddenly understood that the little girl originally said "fart", which was obviously two words, but she said it crookedly, and went around to Nantianmen.

When Chen Yi said this, Sun Jinbiao suddenly remembered why he woke up so early, but at first glance, he saw a girl next to the bed, and he was frightened back, but now when he mentioned it, he remembered it again.

The man's face turned red, and he asked embarrassedly, "Where is my second brother?" ”

Chen Yi looked outside the door and said with a worried expression: "Your second brother said last night that he lost the dart, and the yamen went to ask about the case, but he hasn't come back yet." ”

A strange expression appeared on Sun Jinbiao's face.

Chen Yi thought that the man was worried about the loss of the dart, and comforted: "Don't worry, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the lost dart will be found." ”

The man naturally wouldn't worry about losing the dart, if it wasn't for the protection of the dart, he wouldn't have been so seriously injured, and the dart was naturally not lost.

The younger brother said this, the man can think of it with his toes, he must want to send this beautiful girl dressed as a man and the future sister-in-law to his eyes, get along alone, and achieve good things.

Thinking about it this way, this serious injury is really worth it; This younger brother is a real relative.

This opportunity is really rare, wasted, and simply a tyrannical thing.

The man looked anxiously at the door, for a long time, the needles were still falling outside the door, and there was no one in sight, so the man had to blush and said, "Brother Chen, can you help me bring up the night pot?" ”

Chen Yi's face turned red immediately, what Sun Yinbiao said yesterday, the voice was especially in his ears, and he clearly said that he only needed to change the dressing, regardless of eating, drinking, and lazing, especially the matter of going to the toilet, and now, not only to take care of a night, but also to take care of drinking water, but also to take care of the toilet.......

Chen Yi felt like she had been fooled, but the man looked at him with an embarrassed face, he couldn't let the six-foot-tall man pee on the couch, right?

Although embarrassed, Chen Yi still stiffened his head, picked up the night pot under the bed, and handed it to the man.

"Brother Chen, my belt is tied in a dead knot and I can't untie ......it," the man said eagerly.

The girl replied in a trembling voice: "You, don't be in a hurry, slowly untie it and try ......"

The man can't help but say, is it possible to slow down the matter of going to the thatched house?

"I, I can't help myself, you, you help me......" the man begged, but there was a sly look in his eyes.

The girl turned her back in a panic, reached out to touch the belt, and didn't touch it for a long time.

The man didn't seem to be in a hurry any longer, reached out and grabbed the girl's small hand, and pressed it directly on the belt.

An electric current instantly crossed their hearts, and both of them were stunned.

The man's hand is as rough as stone, and the woman's hand is weak and boneless;

The man's hand is as big as a fan, and the woman's hand is as small as an onion;

The man's hands are as black as carbon, and the women's hands are white and snowy.

The man couldn't help but fumble the girl's hand, and the heavy cocoon slashed through the silky beautiful skin, which made people's hearts ripple.

The woman's little hand began to tremble, making the man more and more intoxicated, his breathing gradually became heavy, and he climbed up along the back of the little hand, so frightened that the girl fled like a rabbit and fled the room in a hurry.

Sun Jin Biao was sober when he came, and secretly scolded himself for being obsessed with sex, and he hadn't been close to women for more than 20 years.

The man struggled to get up, the door creaked open, and the ridiculous faces of Sun Yinbiao and Sun Lang appeared at the door.

Sun Yinbiao said with a ruffian face: "My belt is tied in a dead knot, can you help me?" ”

Sun Lang replied cooperatively: "Don't be in a hurry, take your time......"

Sun Yinbiao learned from Sun Jinbiao and said eagerly: "Hurry, hurry, I can't help it, you help me, help me......"

The same words, re-learned by the two, actually made people have the illusion of entering the Qinglou by mistake and hearing the flirtation between the prostitute and the benefactor.

Sun Jinbiao's face turned from red to black, and he threw a handkerchief beside the bed angrily at Sun Yinbiao.

After realizing that the handkerchief belonged to the little lady of the Chen family, he hurriedly said with a look in his eyes: "Give me back ......"

Sun Yinbiao folded the veil with an evil smile, put it on the side of the bed and said, "Okay, good, return it to you, not only the handkerchief will be returned to you, but even the lady will be returned to you." You woke up immediately, and you will treat your sister-in-law well in the future, the wound on your stomach, but she sewed it, and she is one of your life-saving benefactors, and I don't treat her well, I don't ...... it."

Sun Jinbiao was stunned, gently stroked the wound, he wanted to ask very much, even if he woke up, did he wake up, if he didn't wake up, how would his younger brother deal with this "life-saving benefactor"?

When the words came to his mouth, Sun Jinbiao didn't dare to ask, and then he was relieved, where did the "if" come from, didn't he wake up? In the future, this woman will naturally get her wholehearted love and respect.

Sun Jinbiao smiled relievedly, beckoned to Sun Yinbiao and said, "Come here, wait for me to go to the toilet......"

Sun Yinbiao smiled awkwardly: "Big brother, I see that you are alive and well, why don't we go to the thatched house?" ”

Sun Jinbiao glanced at his younger brother threateningly, Sun Yinbiao was suddenly stunned, lifted the night pot, and handed it to Sun Jinbiao's thigh.

Sun Jinbiao said without yin or yang: "My belt is tied and knotted......"

"Huh?" Sun Jinbiao looked stunned, it seems that the eldest brother's heart was really surging just now, it was not a dead knot, but it was entangled by a big hand and a small hand, and it turned into a dead knot, if it didn't become a dead knot, would the situation be more serious......

Thinking of the appearance of the "little brother of the Chen family" who fled in the wilderness and was shocked, the only serious consequence that could be produced was that his own eldest brother would be alone and endure internal injuries......

Sun Yinbiao took out a dagger, directly cut the eldest brother's belt, and teased: "They all say that you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, if you want me to say, if you don't worry, the tofu may enter someone else's mouth." ”

The two brothers understood and decided, and immediately invited a matchmaker to come to the door and quickly put Chen Yi's hot tofu and tender tofu into the Sun family's pocket, so as not to be remembered by others.

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