Chapter 705: Ready to Move
Luo Fatzi was full of expectations, but in exchange for these two piles of broken wood, how could he be willing?
Overall, Fat Luo feels very fucked up right now. (Product & Book ¥ Net)!
"Brother Ze, this is too much of an uncle's cheat, right? I can't make up for the wounded little soul of mine, and that's not going to happen. "Fat Luo is too dissatisfied with this result.
Wu Ze also nodded in agreement: "Mmmm, fat man, I can understand your feelings, we have to look for it in this courtyard and see if there is anything missing." ”
"Wu Ze, what strange things did you encounter in here just now?" Jiang Yan saw the unwilling faces of the two brothers, so she asked.
"Alas, it's okay if you don't ask, but when this question comes out, our eyes are full of tears, as soon as we enter the door, we meet a lot of Piza people, and the appearance of those Piza people is definitely the legendary peeling grass sample......" Wu Ze saw Jiang Yan very curious, and he told her about what he had encountered here before.
"Haha, you didn't see it at the time, the fat man has the shape of a girl's zombie head hanging behind his ass, that look, it's just too stylish."
"If the fat man goes out shopping in that style, the return rate is definitely 100 percent, you think about it, people have pets with them, and the fat man is dangling around with a zombie head, those guys with pets, compared with the fat man, it is too low-level, it is simply not enough to see."
"You see, these two things are souvenirs plucked from the fat man's ass." In the end, Wu Ze shook the two ghost teeth from the mouth of the girl zombie in his hand in front of Jiang Yan and Liu Rumei.
After Wu Ze showed off the two long ghost teeth in front of the two of them, he put the ghost teeth away, this thing, but it is hard to find, it is better to keep it as a souvenir.
Luo Fatzi saw that Wu Ze kept slandering himself there, and immediately became angry, "Brother Ze, do you still have human nature?" What about the brotherhood that is good? I'll tell you, if a forgetful guy like you had been in ancient times, he would have been immersed in a pig's cage. ”
"Yo, fatty, you still want to bite me, it's over, you shouldn't be infected by that girl zombie, right? Do you always want to bite people now? If so, then I'll have to find a shield to protect my ass first. Wu Ze continued to tease.
For Wu Ze's rogue appearance, Luo Fatzi really can't do anything about him, at this time, he can only roll his eyes, and then shout to Wu Ze: "Roll the calf......"
Jiang Yan and Liu Rumei were stunned by the story told by Wu Ze at first, but in the end, they were amused by the unreliable appearance of these two brothers.
After Wu Ze saw Jiang Yan and Liu Rumei's faces turn normal, he said to them solemnly: "Okay, the zombies and Piza people in this courtyard have been wiped out by us, so we have to take a good look here now to see if there are any other things here that we have missed." ”
Just now, when he saw Jiang Yan and Liu Rumei, he was frightened by the story he told, so he made a joke with Luo Fatzi to adjust the atmosphere.
"Mmmm, we have to be good to find out, our hearts and ** have been hurt so much, if we don't find something here to make amends, it's really unwilling." Luo Fatzi was the first to agree with Wu Ze's suggestion.
The wound on his buttocks still hurts faintly, if he returns empty-handed, the fat man feels that he is really at a loss to his grandmother's house, so as soon as Wu Ze proposed to search in this courtyard, he immediately agreed.
Seeing Wu Ze and Luo Fatzi's impatient appearance, Jiang Yan and Liu Rumei knew that they were proposing to leave now, and the two brothers would not give up, so the two of them could only shrug their shoulders and agree.
The front of this courtyard is now empty, and there is nothing to find at all, but they haven't been to the backyard yet, so Wu Ze and Luo Fatzi met and discussed, and immediately decided to go to the back to have a look first.
The front of this yard is very neat and clean, but when they go to the backyard and take a look, they find that this backyard is full of cobwebs, and the whole layout looks very disorganized, and it looks quite dilapidated.
Compared to the front yard, it is simply a heaven and a land.
"Holy, what the hell is this place? Are we in the wrong place? Luo Fatzi had just crossed the threshold leading to the backyard, and he was immediately frightened by the dilapidated appearance of the backyard, and he couldn't believe his eyes now.
"Gee, it's too messy here, isn't it? If you shoot ghost movies in this kind of place, you don't need to arrange it, you can shoot it directly. Jiang Yan was also taken aback by the appearance in front of her.
It's too chaotic here, and Jiang Yan feels that there is no way to stand here.
When Wu Ze saw this mess, he immediately lost the idea of continuing to explore, there were cobwebs everywhere, and there were all kinds of furniture scattered on the ground, it was indeed difficult to find a place to stay.
No wonder the front yard is so clean, I don't know who brought all the messy things in the front yard to this backyard.
Wu Ze shook his head, it was obvious that he was very disappointed in this backyard.
When he was about to turn around and walk back, Liu Rumei suddenly pointed to the inside of the backyard with her finger, and then shouted, "Look, what is that?" ”
Everyone looked in the direction of the flashlight beam in Liu Rumei's hand, and saw that there seemed to be a statue in the pile of broken furniture, but the flashlight beam was not too bright, and this statue was still a little far away from them, so it was not too real.
However, being able to find a statue in these broken pieces of wood in the backyard made Wu Ze and them feel a little excited, which showed that in this backyard, there are not only broken furniture.
"Let's go over and have a look, maybe there's a lot of good stuff waiting for us to discover." Wu Ze was immediately interested.
He picked up a stick from the ground, and used it to clean the cobwebs hanging in mid-air, and cleaned up the broken furniture under his feet, trying to clear a passage between them.
However, it was too chaotic here, and Wu Ze was so slow to do it alone, so Luo Fatzi and the three of them also joined the cleanup.
The four of them had been here for a long time before they had cleared a passage through the broken furniture to the statue.
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