Chapter 5 Ou Yangming, who pretends to be a master
Early the next morning, Ou Yangming and the three of them went to the town. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info there were people greeting Uncle Nine along the way, and Uncle Nine and Ou Yangming also returned the salute one by one.
Uncle Nine and Ou Yangming walked side by side, Wen Cai followed behind. Uncle Nine tilted his head and asked Ou Yangming in a low voice, "Ouyang, have you ever drunk foreign tea?" Ou Yangming just smiled slightly: "Master, you should be talking about coffee, right?" Don't worry, I've got you. When Uncle Nine heard Ou Yangming's answer, his hanging heart relaxed. When it's time to drink that coffee, it's OK to do it according to Ouyang's example! Okay, Uncle Nine followed Ou Yangming to learn foreign languages. At this moment, Wen Cai stretched his head over very sadly and said to Uncle Jiu: "Master! Can I not go with you for a foreign tea? I don't know how to drink foreign tea! I'm afraid of embarrassing you! At this time, Ou Yangming interjected: "Don't worry, everything has me." Wen Cai thought that Ou Yangming was returning from studying abroad, and he must know how to drink foreign tea. He nodded happily and said, "I forgot that there is still Ouyang!" Master, I'm going to see how to drink foreign tea. ”
After a while, the three of them came to the café. A man in a suit who resembled a foreman in later generations stepped forward and asked, "Have you booked a seat for the three of you?" Uncle Nine was stunned for a moment, and Ou Yangming stepped forward when he saw this, and said with a smile: "Master Ren invited us here." After hearing Ou Yangming's words, the man in the suit said, "Master Ren? Please follow me. He led them upstairs, and Ou Yangming saw Master Ren at a glance, it was exactly the same as in the movie!
The three of them sat down one by one, and Uncle Nine asked, "I heard that Ling Qianjin came back from the provincial capital, why didn't she see anyone?" Master Ren heard Uncle Jiu mention his daughter, and said with a smile: "This girl, as soon as she came back from learning makeup, she went everywhere to teach people." Wen Cai rolled his eyes on the side, and Ou Yangming knew at a glance that he was in his heart to be the master. At this time, Master Ren pointed to the staircase and said with a smile: "She's here!" Wen Cai turned his head to look at it, and then turned back again. The looked at Ren Tingting and stood up, especially staring at Ren Tingting's bare chest and looking at her ditch. Ren Tingting shouted before she arrived: "Dad! Master Ren waved his hand, and she came over and sat in Wencai's seat. Uncle Nine looked at Ren Tingting and said to Master Ren: "It's so big!" Wen Cai, who was standing behind Uncle Jiu, stared at Ren Tingting's chest and said, "It's so big!" Ou Yangming, who was sitting on the side, really wanted to cover his face and say that I didn't know him. Ren Tingting looked at Wencai, who was full of obscenity, and then looked at her chest, but she didn't say what she wanted to say. Fortunately, a waiter came and handed Ren Tingting a menu, which temporarily relieved the embarrassment.
Master Ren took his pipe in his mouth and asked, "What do you drink?" Ou Yangming said, "Just give the three of us a cup of coffee." Ren Tingting ordered a cup of coffee in English, and when Wen saw this, she said to Ou Yangming: "Ouyang, I also want coffee, I don't want coffee." Ou Yangming stiffened his face and said, "Coffee is coffee, it's just an English name." Wen Cai also knew that he was ashamed, but he scratched his head and said, "Oh! Uncle Nine also glared at Wen Cai without a trace.
After ordering the coffee, Master Ren asked Uncle Jiu: "Uncle Jiu, I don't know if you picked the day when my father raised the coffin." Uncle Nine frowned and said, "I see that you have thought about it first, this kind of thing is better than being still." Master Ren said again: "The feng shui man said that the coffin must be raised after twenty years." In this way, we will be good to the Ren family. After Master Ren finished speaking, Wen Cai on the side interjected prominently: "Alas! Look at what Feng Shui said, no..."Before the words were finished, he was stepped on by Ou Yangming.
Uncle Nine thought for a while and said to Master Ren: "In this case, we will break the coffin in three days." ”
"In that case, what are we going to prepare?"
As soon as Master Ren finished asking, Wen Cai couldn't help but interject again: "Of course it's to prepare money!" ”
Uncle Nine turned to look at Wen Cai and said, "How much do you think is appropriate?" ”
"Of course...", the voice became smaller and smaller under the gaze of Uncle Jiu, until it was silent.
Master Ren looked at Wen Cai and said with a smile: "Little meaning, little meaning." After speaking, he was called away by the waiter, and Huang Million came. Before leaving, I ordered a plate of egg tarts and gave them to eat.
When the coffee was served, Ou Yangming first added some milk and then some sugar. Uncle Jiu and Wencai also learned the same, so they were not tricked by Ren Tingting. Ren Tingting looked at the skilled Ou Yangming and asked, "Sir, have you stayed abroad before?" She hadn't forgotten that Ou Yangming had explained coffee and coffee to Wen Cai before.
Ou Yangming took a sip of coffee and replied with a smile: "Yes! Before I apprenticed, I went abroad to study, and when I came back, I was robbed, thanks to the master who took me in. ”
"Sir, do you know what makeup they use abroad?" Ren Tingting asked curiously.
"I advise you not to use foreign cosmetics, because foreign cosmetics are somewhat toxic and not good for the skin. Moreover, some people are allergic to cosmetics, and not only will it not be more beautiful when used, but it will also cause skin ulcers. This is what I have seen with my own eyes, and although our Chinese rouge gouache is not as effective as foreigners' cosmetics, it does have very few toxins and basically does not cause allergies. After Ou Yangming said these words, Master Ren came back, and Ren Tingting also stood up at this time and said, "Dad, I'll go buy some rouge gouache." With that, he left. And the literary talent also followed.
Seeing this, Ou Yangming thought badly in his heart: "I can't see the egg tarts and pure egg tarts." ”
He and Uncle Nine and Master Ren left after chatting about the groundbreaking and moving the coffin, and the things they needed.
met the angry Ren Tingting on the way, and Master Ren also chased after him. Uncle Nine dragged Wencai and asked him what had happened. Wencai learned to be a chicken funny, and Uncle Nine scolded Wencai and slapped Wencai into Yihong Courtyard. Ouyang Ming is really addicted to watching this scene, which is much cooler than watching it on the computer.
In the evening, Yizhuang. Ou Yangming said to Uncle Jiu: "Master, it is better to move the coffin of the old lady in three days." Let me host! After studying with you for so many years, it's time to put into practice what I've learned. ”
Uncle Nine looked at Ou Yangming: "Can you do it?" Ou Yangming said: "Isn't there still a master for you?" Three days later, master, you follow me, why don't you say anything to you! After listening to Ou Yangming's words, Uncle Nine nodded. said: "Okay, the coffin of the old lady of the Ren family will be moved by you for three days." ”
Three days later, Ou Yangming was dressed in an apricot yellow robe and dressed as a Taoist. After standing in front of the altar and finishing the three incense sticks, he said, "Everyone should worship with integrity and respect!" ”
A group of people also burned incense and bowed, and after worshipping, Master Ren found Ou Yangming and said: "Ouyang, Mr. Feng Shui said that this land was difficult to find, it was a good hole" Ou Yangming turned his head to look at him and replied: "Not bad!" This hole is called Dragonfly Point Water, and the whole hole is three feet and four feet long, and only four feet can be used. It is one foot wide and three feet, and only three feet is useful. Therefore, the coffin cannot be buried flat, it must be buried legally! Master Ren stretched out his thumb and said with a smile: "Amazing, Ouyang!" Ou Yangming's Ninth Uncle next to him also nodded secretly, and said bluntly in his heart, there is a successor.
Wen Cai held up his declining face and asked, "Ouyang, what is a legal burial?" Is it a French funeral? After he asked, Qiusheng on the side did smile.
Ou Yangming replied: "The so-called legal burial is a vertical burial. Isn't that right, Master Ren? ”
"Yes, that feng shui gentleman said. The ancestors were buried vertically, and the descendants must be great. ”
Ou Yangming asked again: "What about the spirit?" ”
Master Ren sighed, spread his hands and said, "In the past twenty years, our Ren family's business has been getting worse and worse, I don't know why?" ”
"I think that feng shui gentleman has a grudge against your Ren family?"
"Hatred?" Master Ren asked suspiciously.
"Old lady Ren, did you have a holiday with that feng shui gentleman when you were alive?"
After Ou Yangming asked this sentence, Master Ren replied with an embarrassed smile: "This piece of land was originally owned by Mr. Feng Shui, and my father knew that it was a good hole." I spent a lot of money and bought it. ”
Ou Yangming looked at Master Ren and asked, "It's just a temptation?" No coercion? ”
When Master Ren was asked by him, he just smiled awkwardly, but did not speak.
Ou Yangming snorted and said, "I think it must be coercive!" Otherwise, how could he harm you? He also asked you to cover the whole dragonfly with ashes, which should be covered with snowflakes. Is this called a dragonfly dotting water? The head of the coffin can't touch the water, so how can you call the dragonfly to point water? But he still has a bit of a conscience, and asked you to be buried in a coffin in 20 years. Harm you for half your life, not for your whole life. Harm your generation, not your eighteen generations. ”
After a while, the coffin was lifted. Ou Yangming said to everyone: "Everyone, today is the time for Ren Gongwei to see the light of day again. All those who are thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five, forty-eight, and those who belong to the rooster and the ox will turn away from them. ”
After the evasion is completed, it is just about to open the coffin. A flock of crows flew by, and when Uncle Nine saw this scene, he secretly said that it was not good. Together with Ou Yangming, he went to the front of the official wealth, and after the coffin was opened, he saw that the body of the old lady Ren was not decomposed.
Ou Yangming looked at all this and said to Master Ren: "This cave is ruined, and Old Master Ren's body is not rotten. I'm afraid it's going to be a corpse! ”
"Zombies? Ouyang: What does this mean? ”
"You might turn into a zombie!" Ou Yangming replied.
"Zombies?" The people around exclaimed.
Ou Yangming said with his hands behind his back: "Zombies, immortal and immortal, are born by gathering the grievances of heaven and earth, and feed on the blood of the living. After his corpse is transformed, the first one will kill you, Master Ren!! ”
"What then?"
"Cremation on the spot, of course!"
The final result was that Master Ren said that he would not cremate his father at all. He hadn't seen a zombie before, who knew if Ou Yangming was scolding him?
In the end, Ou Yangming, who was helpless, could only propose that they be sent to Yizhuang first. Making a decision!