Chapter 532: I feel sorry for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother
finally helped Ou Yangming out of the Tushi Palace, avoided the heavenly soldiers and generals, and hid in the corner, and Sun Wukong was about to take him to transform and leave.
"Where are you going?"
Syllable!!
Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and slapped Ou Yangming's forehead, and scolded with a smile.
"Can you go? Of course, it's back to Mount Emei! Could it be that you want to go to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and sit down? ”
Ou Yangming himself was drunk, although he was much sober because of the skyrocketing mana.
However, because the immortal wine mixed by Sun Wukong was too domineering, Ou Yangming's current consciousness had not fully recovered.
"Don't go! Don't go! I'm going to drink fairy wine, I'm going to eat peaches! ”
"Drink and fart! Why do you eat peaches? Do you know that you have caused a big disaster, and if you don't leave, Taishang Laojun will have to kill you alive!! ”
It's a pity that Sun Wukong is playing the piano to the cow, and Ou Yangming didn't listen to a word.
"If you don't take me to drink immortal wine, don't take me to eat peaches, I'll shout! said that you took me to heaven privately, and you also stole Laojun's elixir, hehe, I believe that Taishang Laojun has more reason to believe that his elixir was stolen by you. After all, you are a monkey with a criminal record, who would doubt me, a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy? ”
After Ou Yangming finished speaking, he also burped a few times.
On the other hand, Sun Wukong, the whole person is already confused.
Are you sure you're drunk?
I see that your thinking and logic are clearly sober!
I actually know that I threatened my grandson, and said that I had a criminal record, who is the master and who is the apprentice?!
"Don't go! Don't go! Inevitably have a long night and a lot of dreams, let's go back to Mount Emei! ”
Ou Yangming pointed at Sun Wukong and said with a threatening expression.
"If you don't go, don't you, then I'll shout, ..... quickly"
Before he finished shouting, Ou Yangming was covered by Sun Wukong.
"Go along! Let's go! ”
Sun Wukong was very depressed, obviously planning to clean up Ou Yangming, but why did Ou Yangming threaten him in the end?
The two of them turned into the appearance of heavenly court officials, and under the leadership of Sun Wukong, they came to the Jade Emperor's wine storehouse.
The two heavenly soldiers guarding the wine cellar raised their spears horizontally.
"What for?!"
"Can't you see that the two of us are the duty officer? Today, the Jade Emperor and his old man came to the elegant house and wanted to have a few drinks. I specially ordered the two of us to come and get wine. ”
Heavenly soldiers' explanation of Sun Wukong is not doubtful of him.
Because the Jade Emperor is greedy for cups, this is not a secret in Heavenly Court.
But behind you as a duty officer, what is the matter with that drunken duty officer?
Probably seeing the doubts in the eyes of the heavenly soldiers, Sun Wukong hurriedly explained.
"Just now, the Jade Emperor gave him a cup of immortal wine, but who would have thought that this kid couldn't drink enough, so he was drunk directly. But what the Jade Emperor ordered was for the two of us to come and get wine, so even if he was drunk, he had to come with me. ”
Squeak!!
The Heavenly Soldier nodded, opened the door of the wine store, and said.
"Let's go inside! Be quick, not too slow, though. ”
Sun Wukong walked in, while Ou Yangming followed behind, and it took a long time before he walked in.
The two heavenly soldiers guarding the door, that's called an egg pain, you can't hurry up?!!
The two of them couldn't wait to step forward and kicked Ou Yangming directly into it, but this was the official on duty beside the Jade Emperor, if they really did that, the two of them would probably be beaten into the mortal world.
After Ou Yangming walked in, his eyes lit up.
What the hell is this wine store?
You say it's the palace, and I believe it!
is worthy of being the lord of the Three Realms, and even a small wine cellar is magnificently decorated.
There are all kinds of coarse, but delicate wine barrels, as well as small and delicate wine jugs, and some wine jars similar to the mortal world.
In particular, the wine jar is still made of jade, and various patterns are carved on it.
"Hoo ————"
Ou Yangming blew a breath, only to see this breath rush out of the wine cellar and come to the two guarded heavenly soldiers for a while.
The two heavenly soldiers instantly felt dizzy, and then fell to the ground, unconscious.
"Xiuli Qiankun!!"
Ouyang Ming opened his supernatural powers, and Sun Wukong, who was leading the way in front of his head, saw a flower in front of his eyes, and all kinds of immortal wine around him disappeared in an instant.
Turning his head, Ou Yangming's sleeves were open, like a black hole, devouring the immortal wine in the wine cellar.
it!!
You really don't treat yourself as an outsider, the Jade Emperor's wine cellar has been poisoned by you.
I see how you will be in Heaven in the future!
That's not right! This kid himself is not in the Heavenly Court, and he still has a grudge against the Heavenly Court!
Sun Wukong felt this grievance in his heart, why did he feel that he was being reversed by Ou Yangming's bastard?
"Wow!! Not bad, not bad. That's enough for me to drink for hundreds of years. ”
"Okay, you have taken the wine too, let's hurry up and go to the lower realm!"
Ou Yangming glanced at Sun Wukong and said with a smile.
"You haven't taken me to Pan Taoyuan yet?"
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, if I take you to Pan Taoyuan, my old grandson will also be wanted by Heaven.
Take a look at the Jade Emperor's wine storehouse, you just came in and swept it away.
It is conceivable that if my grandson took you to Pan Taoyuan, what kind of scene would it be.
The fruit of the 3,600 peach trees must not all be plucked by you?
Seeing that the peach banquet is being prepared nervously, all of your cold ones have been removed, where will the queen mother's face go?
Do you want the queen mother to declare to the outside world that she will not hold a peach banquet?
So what will it be like to be invited to the various immortals?
When the time comes, Taishang Laojun, the Jade Emperor, and the Queen Mother, the three of them will carry machetes together, and they will hunt you down in the Three Realms, and you will feel comfortable in your heart?
Although there are a thousand words in his heart, Sun Wukong still didn't say it.
Without him, are you stupid when you reason with a drunkard?
"If you don't take me, I'll shout."
"You won, but when you get to Pan Taoyuan, I hope you can leave some for the Queen Mother, don't pick too much."
"Okay, okay!! Isn't it okay to listen to you in everything? Hurry up and take me there. ”
Ou Yangming urged impatiently, hating Sun Wukong's itchy teeth.
However, this Ou Yangming is half of Sun Wukong's disciple, even if he is angry, he can't directly knock him out with a stick.
"You'd better pray first, when you wake up, how can you convince my grandson to let you go!!"
As soon as the words fell, he walked out of the Jade Emperor's wine cellar with his head down, and led Ou Yangming straight to Pan Taoyuan.
What Sun Wukong didn't know was that although Ou Yangming verbally agreed to him, this bastard boy was thinking in his heart. When I get to Pan Taoyuan, what do you say, will it still be good?
Who would believe the promise of a drunkard?
Whoever believes it is a big fool X!! 10