Chapter 55: The Defeated Little Gelding
Standing at the door of Wu Dingfang's house, Song Dongye suddenly became timid, his hand on the doorbell was like being fixed, he didn't dare to press it, I don't know if his brain was convulsed, and he was almost kicked at the door, and his mother-in-law hesitated, what about this person? Maybe there are ghosts in your heart who are not ready for this: stage fright.
"Godfather, what are you doing standing at the door like this, are you thinking about life or what are you thinking, do you want to go in for dinner, do you want to be someone's husband, do you want to be someone's cheap dad, are you scared, if not, you just go away, I want to be your son-in-law, so I'll come?" Xiao Mao was full of courage, and he said with a small ghost.
The three 'do you want to' make Song Dongye ashamed and embarrassed,' I want to be your son-in-law', the two of them who just went out and stood behind them were stunned and opened their mouths wide, picked up a light bulb and stuffed it in, they couldn't understand where he learned it, it was slippery, a set of sets of things didn't stutter, it was particularly smooth, so the two of them glanced at each other and made an important decision, when they were eating, the mouth only retained the function of eating, and the function of saying was saved, and the temporary cameo was dumb, and those who could not speak tried not to speak, and those who agreed nodded their heads, and those who didn't understand shook their heads, there were two god-level figures, one big and one small, just eat the theme of eating well, so I immediately entered the play and stood aside as an audience.
"I see! Say it sooner! In that case, you say you can do it, so you can go up, right? Song Dongye took a step back and made a gesture that you can do and said.
Xiao Mao raised his head to look at Song Dongye, his eyes were full of contempt, and he stepped up mightily and domineeringly, majestic, like a brave little rooster with high morale, as if to say: You are not as good as a child as an adult?
Standing at the door, Xiao Mao raised his hand and pressed the doorbell, but put his hand down and turned around, a proud little rooster a minute ago, and instantly turned into a defeated little gelding with his head down, his face full of sorrow as if he had been greatly wronged.
His eyes stared at the three adults back and forth, making the three adults inexplicable, puzzled, I don't know what happened again, and after a while, he said weakly: "The altitude is too high, the height is too short, I can't reach it, there is a doorbell that does not ring, it is rude to knock on the door, so you three adults, who will come to help me and increase the height." ”
After listening to what Xiao Mao said, the three adults understood the reason, and they all made the same action in a uniform manner, covered their mouths with their hands, and resisted the urge to burst into laughter, after about a second or two of calming down, Song Dongye, who was standing next to Xiao Mao, bent down and was about to pick up Xiao Mao, but the door opened, it was Situ Junwen, looking at the four people standing at the door, he was startled, and said a little angrily: "What are you doing here, standing at the door stupidly, people are scary, they will scare people to death, my mother and her dishes are ready, I didn't knock on the door and came in, but we waited for a while, and told me to call you, and I was startled by you, so come in quickly, and wait for you to move. ”
"Coincidence, everything is a coincidence, we just came, definitely not intentionally, really, I can swear to God, we are telling the truth." Song Dongye smiled all over his face, and explained a little flatteringly, this is a little ancestor, and he must not be offended.
"Since that's the case, let's come in quickly, right? I've forgiven you, shall we hurry? After Situ Junwen finished speaking, he took Xiao Mao's hand and turned around and went back to the house.
Seeing this situation, Song Dongye was particularly envious, especially envious of Xiao Mao, when will Wu Dingfang be able to hold his hand like this, and go shopping or do anything together.
Around the dining table, the six people sat neatly, except for the two hosts, who had normal expressions, the four people who were guests all opened their eyes wide, their mouths widened, and they looked like they had seen a ghost, and they were frightened.
I was not frightened by the full color, aroma and rich and attractive dishes on the table, but I was stunned by the amount of dishes, whether it was eating there, other people's dishes, one dish after another, either with a plate or this plate, and the dishes prepared by Wu Dingfang, just like I said when I picked up the children, today's dishes are bought too much, a simple five-course dish and a soup, and the dishes are all meat dishes, all of which are served in pots, which is really exaggerated, the first time I saw it in my life, the two of them are too edible, right?
Sauce beef, a full pot, at least five catties, this is the standard of one catty for three adults and half a catty for two children; A pot of braised pig's feet, it must be a whole pig's hind leg that has been bought; A pot of salted ducks, this must also be a whole bought, definitely not half one; A pot of fried squid with vegetable peppers is all squid in it, and it is estimated that there is only one pepper at most; a pot of steamed osmanthus fish, because this is also abnormal, there are three in it; A pot of soup, but a little more normal, soft-shelled turtle angelica wolfberry stewed quail eggs; There is also a pot of white rice next to it.
Looking at the table full of dishes, the three people who were stunned didn't dare to do it when they got the chopsticks in their hands.
"Hurry up and eat! You're welcome, or are these dishes not to your liking? Wu Dingfang served a bowl of white rice to each person, looked at the three people in a daze, and asked puzzledly.
"No, no, how can it not be to the appetite? I've never been a picky eater, I eat whatever I have, and these dishes of yours are so good that I can't bear to move the chopsticks and destroy their beauty, so I'll start eating them now. Song Dongye opened his eyes and said nonsense, talking nonsense, and after finishing speaking, he picked up a piece of sauced beef with chopsticks and sent it to his mouth in a decent way, and slowly tasted it, just like eating peerless deliciousness, tasting the joys, sorrows, and joys of life.
Seeing Song Dongye enjoying the infinite deliciousness, the three members of the Feitian family also moved the chopsticks, the amount of dishes is indeed a lot, but the taste is also delicious, not losing the craftsmanship of the master chef in the restaurant at all, the level is still quite high, as soon as the chopsticks are moved, they can't stop, they forget the passage of time, and unconsciously wipe out the five dishes and a soup.
The meal is finished, and it is normal for the two hosts to eat like this, because they eat like this every day, and their stomachs have already been exercised; The three people who came to be guests, but it was not good, they all ate and supported, sitting on the sofa by the coffee table and constantly touching their stomachs, it should be the first time in their lives, they inexplicably supported themselves, picked up a cup of strong tea brewed by Wu Dingfang, and drank it without a mouthful.
The meal was finished, the tea was sufficient, the time was not early, and the stomach was not bloated, because the children had to go to school tomorrow and could not go to bed too late, so they dispersed and went back to their respective houses to wash and sleep.
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At dawn, it was the beginning of a beautiful day, Song Dongye was elated and refreshed to come to the company, and everyone was smiling and smiling, as if he had picked up a lottery ticket, and it was a lottery ticket that won the jackpot.
Came to the office, sitting on the chairman's throne of his own, Song Dongye's mood was beautiful, picked up the 'Xinghua Daily' that Feitian had just sent and happily browsed, on the local news plate, there was a news that deeply attracted the eyeballs, good guys, good luck, the newspaper reported that there was a person surnamed Jin in Chengxi Town, iQue City, who bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot, Xx lottery 36 to 7, a bet five times won the jackpot of 25 million.
After browsing this news, Song Dongye smiled slightly, as if he had thought of some idea, picked up the signature pen and drew a circle on the news of winning the lottery, glanced at Feitian who was making tea, stood up with the newspaper, left the chairman's throne with his buttocks, sat next to Feitian and said: "The news I drew with a thick line above, you can take a serious look at it first?" When he had finished speaking, he drank his tea.
"I'm taking the test.,How can this dick have such good luck.,Poor dick silk once counterattacked and became a multimillionaire.,How can this kind of good thing not fall on my head.,I don't have a lottery every day to do good deeds.,God is blind.,I'm so sincere.,I actually let someone else get it.,And I'm the most in the middle and bottom prize of five yuan." Tokita said bitterly.
"I'm asking you what you think about it." After Song Dongye took a sip of tea, he said lightly.
"What do you think, I didn't look at it! It's someone who won the jackpot and it's not me, my egg doesn't hurt, what do you do so much, I don't know him, and he refuses to share a little bit of my money to spend, so that's it, what's my business. Tokita said inexplicably.
"You're such a great mallet, with a human head and pig brain, with well-developed limbs and a simple mind, and an elm head, I really want to open your brain and see what it contains, what the hell is a brain. The pulp is still yellow mud. Song Dongye said hatefully.
"That's the way it is, someone else's family has won a prize, what does it matter to us." Feitian was confused, and said a little unconvinced, people who read a lot of books are like that, simple things, they have to be mysterious.
"We've won! That's when we won the lottery! You still don't understand what I mean, you deserve to be a bodyguard for the rest of your life, why can't your head turn around? What a disappointment for me. Song Dongye shouted loudly into Feitian's ear.
Feitian was yelled at by Song Dongye without warning, jumped down and stood up directly from the sofa, and instantly understood again, his face was radiant, and his eyes were full of green light, and he said, "Chairman, we are going to return to our old business." ”
The muscles on Song Dongye's face kept shaking, obviously angry, and said, "You are sick!" I really want to kick you to death, it's not easy, let's wash our hands in the golden basin, is it easy to quit the rivers and lakes? From employment, from a yarn, to finding the person who won the lottery, we spent 25 million to buy the lottery ticket, isn't it equal to us winning the lottery? Don't you know where our money comes from? With a full 5 million, who can resist the temptation? And we bought it ourselves to redeem the prize and pay taxes in a dignified manner, do you understand what I mean now? ”
"I know, it turns out that this is the case, chairman, you are really smart, I am convinced." Feitian suddenly realized: "I'll do it right now, I'll definitely do it for you." ”
"Then hurry up and do it, shall we? What are you doing here, wasting time grinding foreign workers and waiting for dinner? It's not time for dinner yet. Song Dongye said angrily.