After dinner, seeing Xiao Mao and Situ Junwen quietly writing their homework there, Wu Dingfang's mood was a little tired, and he was bored sitting on the sofa and wanted to watch TV, the remote control in his hand was pressed back and forth, but he couldn't find a program that could be watched, and he began to think about it inexplicably.

The mood began to be a little uneasy, when picking up the child in the evening, was the joke too big, was it a little too much, and it was too ruthless, I hope that Song Dongye's heart is not made of glass, it was shattered by a blow, and the glass slag fell all over the ground, but it was tempered thousands of times, Lang's heart is like iron, and the hard ones don't want it.

Born a good person, I really want to sing a song 'too soft heart', it is difficult to be a kind woman, it is even more difficult to be a responsible woman, and a caring woman is a rare animal, just like a giant panda, it must be protected by people and enjoy special national allowances.

It's not easy to make a joke, you have to be scared, think about it, always feel that it is a little inappropriate, think too much, find your own guilt, sigh helplessly, and have to go to his brother's house, find out a little about the situation, so that the mood can be a little more stable, sleep well at night, close your eyes, and go to meet a new beginning when the sky is bright.

When he came to Feitian's house, Song Dongye was not there, maybe he was sad and crying, he went home alone, slowly licked the wounds of love, soothed his wounded heart, and could cry quietly, no one knew anyway.

Feitian and his wife, sweating profusely, their faces were flushed, it wasn't that they were doing some intense exercise just now, maybe they were doing the most primitive activities of human beings, they wanted to add a younger brother and sister to Xiao Mao, and the air in the room was full of the smell of what and what, which made Wu Dingfang a little embarrassed, and his heart was a little messy.

This is the wrong time, it is a bit of a bad time, it disturbs the husband and wife to do their homework normally, and the great cause of inheritance has been interrupted, I am really ashamed to be ashamed, Ami does not have tofu immeasurable that Tianzun, I wish them and the couple a happier exercise next time, good mountains, good water, good fields, sow seeds to sprout early, and grow into big trees.

Wu Dingfang's arrival made Feitian a little unexpected, but more embarrassed, it was really a rare guest, it had been more than a month, this was the first time that people took the initiative to come as a guest, and Brother Dong would be ecstatic here.

It's a pity that his luck is too bad, he usually stays until Xiaomao comes back from doing his homework and leaves, today he may be sad to take the wrong medicine, and he left early to go home to heal, which is really what is that.

In his heart, Feitian shed tears for Song Dongye, while Luffy River was panicked, like a child who had done something wrong, and wanted to destroy the evidence, so he quickly opened the curtains, opened all the windows, and let the outside wind blow in, so that the air in the room flowed, hoping that the smell of what and what would quickly dissipate.

"Actually, ......, there's nothing to do, it's just boring to stay at home, everyone is a neighbor! Children are classmates, they can only get together if they are fated to get together, live in the same building and the same floor, they should walk around more and string a string of doors, chat about family life, increase the feelings of neighbors, and everyone can help each other with things. Wu Dingfang opened the chat mode and began to speak.

"Yes, yes, yes, what you said is too incisive, very reasonable, as neighbors, we should be like this, we can't look up and down every day like other places, look at each other vigilantly, don't say hello, don't get along with each other, such days are too boring, not like neighbors at all." Fei Tian very much agreed.

"Sister Wu, what you said is so right, I also agree very much, every day when I come back from work to cook, I have nothing to do, I have done the hygiene in the house over and over again, even the spiders and cockroaches can't stand the desert and run away, they don't dare to settle in our house, because that will starve them to death, they all flee to other people's homes." Luffy River also said with emotion.

"I'll call you Sister Wu in the future, can't you?" Hearing his wife Luffy call Wu Dingfang Sister Wu, Feitian also asked weakly, he looked like a little daughter-in-law, for fear of being rejected.

"Yes! I am a post-80s, if you are also a post-80s, then I can agree, with such a big guy as you as my younger brother, I feel much safer when I walk on the road, if anyone dares to bully me, I will let my brother go, which fool refuses; If you are a post-90s or post-00s, then it will definitely not work! Because there is too much difference, then you have to call me Auntie. Wu Dingfang was very happy and said heartily.

"Sister Wu, you are really joking, you look at my appearance of five big and three thick, how can it be a post-90s, I am also a post-80s, Xiaomao is a post-00s? Now that you have recognized my younger brother, my sister is in danger, and when my younger brother is desperate, I have to protect it with all my might, just like protecting my wife. Feitian was arrogant, righteous and cloudy, and said with high spirits.

"Then let's play a game, suppose my sister and wife fall into the river at the same time, then which one do you want to save first." Looking at Feitian, who was getting carried away and elated, patting his chest and talking, Luffy couldn't help but throw such a stalk, it's hard to kill this bastard, see what he wants to answer.

"Wife, you're so poisonous, aren't you raising a bar with me? I recognized a sister, you are jealous, deliberately to embarrass me, right? I kind of saw through you. Tokita said in embarrassment.

"Pretty smart! You can actually see such a simple question, and it really makes great progress, I did it on purpose, what can you do to me! Whether you want to come and bite me or come and hit me, this seat is always with you. Luffy looked like you were coming over, and said very arrogantly and domineeringly, showing the true colors of the queen.

Feitian is about to be angry to death, every time he does this, he grits his teeth with hatred, can this question be answered? How to answer how to offend, I can't admit defeat, this is too brain-burning, I have to stop, close my mouth and be dumb, the more I say, the more I will be wrong, so as to respond to all changes, temporarily let go of the stinky girl, the soldiers will block, the water will cover the earth, stable as Mount Tai, what can you do to me, it's a big deal to be scratched a few times by the white bone claws of Jiuyin, and I just sleep on the floor at night, and I can't lose much, woman! That is, it won't be long before she forgets about it.

Wu Dingfang smiled, the life of the husband and wife should be like this, thrilling, stormy, romantic full of houses, sweet words, Qingqing and me, this can also be just a matter before marriage, the TV series is played, and the scene described in the novel.

Life after marriage, especially after having children, life is like a glass of boiled water, indifferent, but it is a necessity, no one can do without water, occasionally fight a mouth, open an irrelevant joke, do not hurt self-esteem, this is also as it should be, it is like salt and sugar, add a little taste to life, supplement nutrients, and add power to love in a dull life, so that it can last for a long time, hold the hand of the son, and grow old with the son.

"You second goods, with developed limbs and a simple mind, I know that with your head, you must not be able to answer, what's wrong with you, and use your killer weapon to fight me, silent lamb, silence is golden, you have a kind, good, you are the most stable, I am not afraid, can you swim? Don't keep your silence any longer, and answer me neatly if you're a gentleman. "Luffy River was aggressive in front, and then suddenly changed the style of painting and threw out such a question of whether he could swim.

is such a problem, Wu Dingfang and Feitian have been completely blinded, and there are surprises everywhere in life, this is not according to the routine to play cards, it is worth looking forward to, the final result of the husband and wife bickering.

Wu Dingfang smiled and was in a happy mood, sat quietly on the side, fulfilled his duties as an audience, did not open his mouth or interject, and went with the flow of events to verify whether the answer in his mind was in line with the final answer.

Feitian's heart is bitter, this is a very annoying sad and boring question, when he was a child, he was annoyed by his parents, because they often asked him to answer, Mom and Dad, who do you love more, and you must answer in person, that is, you must love a little more, you can't both love the same, and now after growing up and starting a family, you have to be annoyed by your wife again, I believe that many men hate to answer this kind of question, especially the typical one, to embarrass the stinky and shameless question of men: mother and wife, fall into the river at the same time, Which one you want to save first.

The hard injury on IQ is despised again, this is a problem of idle egg pain, it's too boring, Feida doesn't want Luffy River's conspiracy to succeed, so he fell silent, see what you can do to me, you can do whatever you like, rough people can also play tricks, no matter how sarcastic she is, I just don't answer, and you can't eat me, just eat it? I will still find you as a wife in the next life, the fate of heaven, no one can run, who is afraid of whom?

"Can you swim?"

"Can you swim?"

"Can you swim?"

The single is played on a loop, Luffy River's eyes are staring at Feitian, just like this, he keeps nagging, it is like a mantra recited by Tang Seng, Feitian is that monkey, he has a terrible headache, he is annoyed, he can't hide, he can't escape!

It seems that to solve the problem, I have to admit defeat, anyway, it's not the first time, it's not a shame at all, I made up my mind, hung my head and said: "I can't swim." ”

"My dear sister, do you know how to swim?" Luffy River replied to Feitian's admitting defeat as if he hadn't heard it at all, and asked Wu Dingfang directly.

"Swimming, I'll do it? I've been a swimmer since I was a kid, what's wrong? Is there a problem? Wu Dingfang replied puzzled, he didn't understand why Luffy River asked this, maybe there was something else in this, and he didn't figure it out.

After Wu Dingfang answered the question, Luffy River said to Feitian like a fool: "Now you understand, the guy with a human head and a pig brain, you can't swim, what do you want to do so much, my sister and I can swim, just you are a big man who can't swim, we fell into the river, do we need you to save it?" If you really jump down to save us, what else can we get besides being moved, we have to save you again and fish you up, then you will be a shame! ”

This final explanation, Fei Tian was speechless, Wu Dingfang was unexpected, and Luffy River was proud.

"Alright! It's almost time, I should go, it's almost ten o'clock, and the children should go to bed, or they won't be able to get up tomorrow. Wu Dingfang smiled and said: "Tell Song Dongye tomorrow, invite me to dinner, I agreed, next Saturday, I know, wait for Xiao Mao to come back, you also rest early, right?" ”

After saying this, Wu Dingfang stood up and left, walked to the door and pushed the door open, as if he remembered something again, turned around again, and said earnestly: "I like your life, I envy you husband and wife, men accommodate women, women care about men, fight with each other, and their bodies are healthier." ”