"What is love?"

When Ling Buyan posted such a news on a social network, her personal homepage was quickly dominated by the replies of the people below.

"Love is just an ordinary thing, it's not scarce at all"

"Men are nothing but a pastime, nothing remarkable"

"What is love and what is meaning, it's not that everyone deceives themselves"

"What is an obsession and what is a fan, it's just a man and a woman in the game"

....

Cut, Ling Buyan glanced at it disdainfully, but it was just a few lyrics from Carmen.

"What is love?"

"I accidentally fell into it,"

"I don't feel tired of being together every day,"

"Although you are a bit overbearing and unreasonable."

"What is love?"

"No one escapes its magic,"

"I will willingly put on your wedding dress,"

"From now on you are my God."

Hey, it's still lyrics, can't these people express their own opinions? Although this is a cliché, the enthusiasm for this topic is still quite high.

"Love is a lazy thing, if you ignore him, it will come back to provoke you"

"Love is a ghost, there are many people who hear it, but few people see it"

"Love is playing at home, you cook, I wash the pot..."

"It's just a bear child in the name of love..."

"Find a boyfriend to be a punching bag"

"Find a girlfriend to be a pump"

....

watched these spoof replies keep swiping up, but none of the answers were what she wanted.

The blank document titled "The Nature of Love" on the computer has not been written word for word, and the psychology is really a bit scratchy. This is the topic of the essay at the end of the year assigned by the psychology teacher.

Without a sigh, and I didn't know what psychology she was based on at that time, she took this course in the Department of Foreign Languages.

"No, why haven't you gone to lunch yet?"

Luo Shan, the roommate in the lower bunk, walked into the dormitory and asked.

"Xiao Nizi brought me food, she will be back in a while."

"No, I'll have good news for you." As soon as Luo Shan entered the door, she threw her backpack onto her bed, and excitedly climbed to the head of Ling Buyan's bed and said, "Ruffian Xie and Xiaohua have finally broken up, do you know?" ”

"Which ruffian? Which school flower? Ling Buyan was still staring at the computer screen.

"Just our school's school flower, Han Yun, which one else can it be!"

"What about the riffraff?"

"You don't know, ruffian? No, everyone goes back to the dormitory every day to discuss the most influential people, and you are still not a member of our appearance association? ”

"You're talking about riffraff, not heroes, so of course I don't care about it."

At this time, Wan Chunni also returned.

"Don't stain, your lunch! Come down and eat! Wan Chunni put the packed lunch box on the table.

"Thank you, little Nizi!"

She got out of bed with a smile and ate the Lanzhou fried rice brought to her by Wanchun mud with the only bottle of spicy sauce in the dormitory. This bottle of hot sauce was brought from home by Luo Shan last week. Her home is in the city, and it is only about two hours by bus from school to home.

"Who are the ruffians and who are the heroes?" , Wan Chunni asked.

"What a hero! Plankton Xie, I mean Plankton Xie and Han Yun broke up! Luo Shan replied excitedly.

"Really? In this way, the super handsome guy Xie Jingchen is single again! Haha", Chun Ni is more excited than Luo Shan. Almost jumped!

Luo Shan: "Anyway, you are the master of a man, and it doesn't matter who is single." ”

Chunni: "Anyway, he rejected you once, and it has nothing to do with you."

"What if he refused, even if he took the initiative to chase me now, I wouldn't look at him squarely." , Luo Shan said unconvinced.

"Really——? How do I see that your mobile phone wallpapers are all him~, do you use this YY every day? Puff ......", Wan Chunni couldn't help but laugh.

"Little Nizi, you actually peeked at my phone!" , Luo Shan picked up a magazine next to him and patted Chunni's head, Chunni tilted her head and dodged.

Luo Shan: "You still dare to hide, you say, are you still peeking at something else?" ”

Chunni: "What do you say, last time was it that pressed a love letter under the pillow, the first sentence at the beginning, what is it, the dust I admire, my idol...... Babbling, between the lines, it is even more sour than Laotan sauerkraut...... And the signature at the end: Your dust, Shan...... Hahaha. Wan Chunni said and was about to laugh. provoked Ling Buran, who was eating, almost sprayed......

Luo Shan was annoyed and angry, and smashed the magazine directly. Once again, Chunni dodged.

Luo Shan was still angry, got up and chased Xiao Nizi around the dining table and started fighting.

Chunni hid, and while reading the content of the love letter, he made fun of her.

"You two are going around like this, I'm dizzy, and I'm going to vomit out what I just eat!" , Ling Buyan finally couldn't stand the commotion between the two of them.

Luo Shan: "If you don't say it, why can't I chase him, how is my figure worse than the school flower Han Yun?" Why should I be laughed at by my roommate when I write a love letter? Why don't I have a man to like? ”

Buzhan: "I didn't laugh at you, besides, it's not you who no man likes, and me." ”

Chunni: "Ling Buyan, you can pull it down, the queue behind your ass is similar to the emperor's concubine selection formation, just pick a pleasing one, and it's much stronger than my fat Di!"

Fat Di is Chunni's boyfriend, named Yuan Di, because of his size, everyone calls him Fat Di.

Fat Di is a "round" boy who is about 1.65 to 1.7 meters tall and weighs between 80 kilograms and 90 kilograms. The circle doesn't need to be explained, just divide this height by her average weight. Run, the girls who see him are going to be envious and jealous of his fair and delicate skin that seems to be able to pinch out water, plus he can say a lot of great philosophies of skin care and care, and the girls of the same department who often provoke him on the way back to the dormitory after class are surrounded by him.

Unstained: "No matter how strong you are, you can't find a second favorite wife like Fat Di~"

Chunni: "That's not it, I don't look at anyone's eyes, looking for a man, I just want to hold you in my hand like a princess for fear of falling, and I am afraid of melting in my mouth!"

Luo Shan: "Oh, I have goosebumps, I can bake Orleans goosebumps at the school gate!" It's still in your mouth~ Have you brushed your teeth? Do you have bad breath? What if it's Xuanmai chewing gum, I'm still afraid of melting, I can't stop at all~"

Chunni: "What, you can't stop holding it in your mouth, it's called a tongue kiss, that taste, it's much longer lasting than Xuanmai chewing gum.... It's a lifelong aftertaste~"

Luo Shan: "Wan Chunni, do you still have a little bit of a woman's reserve, why are you getting more and more woody at a young age!"

Buzhan: "Shanshan, you are a typical grape mentality!"

Luo Shan: "No, where are you, Xiao Nizi is obviously bullying the two of us to be single."

"Then you, why don't you hurry up and study your 36 love plans, take down the male god, and wait downstairs in our dormitory every day, regardless of the wind and rain." , Ling Buyan packed up the box after eating, and went out to the bathroom to throw out the garbage.

Luo Shan saw Ling Buyan go out, hurried to Wan Chunni and asked, "Xiao Nizi, do you think Buyan really doesn't know Ruffian Xie or is it pretending?"

Chunni: "Okay, take you, you think that if you don't get dirty, you don't know that there are no boys in school who look like dogs." Who is Ling Buran, she's the same as me, she doesn't have a cold to handsome guys at all!"

Luo Shan: "But the last time I saw her talking to my male god on the men's court~"

Chunni: "You mean Xie Jingchen?"

Luo Shan: "Who else can my male god have?" You think I'm really such a nymphomaniac, it's a man who looks like a dog and pounces on it. I only take one scoop of three thousand weak water~"

Chunni: "It's obviously a nymphomaniac, and I still don't admit it!" Hypocrisy is too much~"

Luo Shan: "Look for death, you!" The tiger is not threatening, I am a sick cat!", Luo Shan picked up the broom behind the dormitory door and rushed towards Wan Chunni.

At this moment, Ling Buyan walked in and saw Luo Shan and Wan Chunni chasing each other in the dormitory again.

"Amen, my little lord! Why are you still copying guys~"