Chapter 704: Are You Two Here to Be Funny?

Sun Wukong scoffed at Zhu Bajie's tricks.

The Dharma Heaven and Earth, which does not show the ontology, is a target.

But the old man, I really eat this set.

When Zhu Bajie turned back into the prototype, the old man welcomed the four of them into with a warm face.

"Elder, sit down."

Then he went to the kitchen and went to make a meal.

Soon, the rice was served on the table.

"Don't worry, don't worry, and! And also! ”

The old man finished serving a meal, turned around and immediately returned to the kitchen.

Zhu Bajie asked, "Master, senior brother, Lao Sha." This old man hated us for being ugly at first and didn't want to keep us. Now the food and drink are waiting, why do you say that? ”

"Alas! Bajie, what are these meals, you watch. Tomorrow, there are still ten fruits and ten vegetables waiting for us! The monkey said with a smile on his face.

Only the sand monk, with a black face, muttered.

"With such diligence, there must be something to ask for!"

Sha Seng's voice fell, and the old man put a plate of vegetarian dishes on the table.

"Four elders, if you want to go west, I'm afraid you won't be able to go. This is the small west sky, if you go to the big west day, the road is very long. And it is difficult to go forward, only this place is already sad. ”

"How sad?!" Sun Wukong looked curious, they hadn't seen any demons and monsters along the way.

It's the Flame Mountain and other dangerous places, all over.

What else in this world could stop them from going west?

The old man smiled and said: "More than 30 miles west of my village, there is a mountain called the Seven Peerless Mountains. This mountain is 800 miles long, and the mountain is full of persimmon fruits. My place is vast and sparsely populated, and no one has walked to the deep mountains for eternity.

Every year, ripe persimmons fall on the road, filling a stone alley. It was also rained, dewed, snowed and frosted, and passed through the summer, making it filthy all the way. This family is commonly known as the rare persimmon. But the west wind blows, and there is a filthy smell, and the gods can't withstand this stench. It's late spring now, and the southeast wind is blowing, so I haven't heard it yet. ”

Ouyang Ming waved his hand, this was nothing.

In the original book, the answer has been given.

Let Zhu Bajie turn back into his body, and directly arch all the way out and eat it.

Although this is a bit cruel for Zhu Bajie.

But who called him an apprentice?

"The old man must have something to ask for when he treated us like this, right?"

When the old man heard this, he was very happy in his heart.

I didn't know how to speak, but the hairy-faced monk took the initiative to send it to the door.

"Yes! Yes! We happen to have a youkai here, and I've seen the skills of the elders before. So I hope that the four elders will be affected and get rid of the monsters for us. We in the village will be thanked! ”

Zhu Bajie picked up a piece of steamed cake, took a bite, and muttered in a low voice: "Eat other people's short mouths, take other people's methods." In this world, there is really no free meal. ”

"Don't worry, don't worry, it's just a monster, just play with your hands when you pass by."

Sun Wukong's face was full of indifference, but it was indeed as he said.

As long as it's not those mounts and boys who go down to earth with anti-heaven treasures, such wild monsters are really easy to play.

Seeing that Sun Wukong was so confident, the old man immediately got up and said loudly: "There is no basis for words, but words are based on evidence." The old man waited a while and found several elders in the village to make a document. If you are victorious, we will give you all the gold and silver treasures. If anything goes wrong with you, don't go to our village. ”

"Hehe, old man, my grandson is not that kind of person. No diamonds, no porcelain work. I understand this! Hurry up lover, let's take the monster and hurry west as soon as possible. ”

The old man nodded repeatedly, and then ran out.

looks like that, for fear that Sun Wukong will regret it.

"Every day, you have a lot of things! Old pig, I know you have the ability, but more is better than less. "Zhu Bajie is very dissatisfied, can't he go west after eating fasting?

If you have to help others fight monsters, is your head convulsive?

"Alas! Second senior brother, you don't know the character of the senior brother. The more capable the monster, the more he has to fight. Sha Seng frowned and said a word, and he couldn't tell whether he was praising the monkey or complaining.

"Alright, don't quarrel! Haven't you been able to see clearly all these years? Those who can hide from it are not robbed. On the way west, where is it so easy to avoid the catastrophe? Instead of hiding, wait for trouble to come to the door. It's better to be like this, go straight to the challenge, and catch him off guard! ”

Ou Yangming's words were final.

After a long time, there was a creak and the door opened.

The old man led three old men on crutches and walked in.

The four of them sat on the couch and asked Ou Yangming and the four of them, "May I ask the four elders, take the monster, what kind of thank you do you want?" ”

Sun Wukong waved his hand and replied: "We are monks, and we don't need money to subdue demons and eliminate demons." One fast meal is enough. ”

"Brother Monkey is fake and generous every day, and people give money when they come back, but he doesn't want money when he comes here, isn't it a bad rule? Besides, why is it free? Let's catch monsters, relying on our skills. When I was studying art, I didn't suffer less. ”

Zhu Bajie is in a hurry, help others catch monsters, you don't even want money, isn't this a loss-making deal?

The three old men pulled aside the old man who had brought them here and whispered.

"You're also old, why are you so unreliable? What is the ability of a monk who doesn't even open the price? ”

"Alas! You don't know that the fat pig at that time instantly became bigger than my house. To be sure, they must have some skills. That's why I ........"

Before he finished speaking, the doors and windows slammed, and they were slammed open by a demonic wind.

"Master, let's go, the monster is coming!" Zhu Bajie grabbed Ou Yangming's arm and shouted in a hurry.

Syllable!

Sun Wukong patted him on the back of the head and shouted: "You idiot, the monster is coming, what is there to be afraid of?" You used to be Marshal Tianpeng! Let's go! Go with my grandson to subdue the demon! ”

When the words fell, Sun Wukong dragged Zhu Bajie out without saying anything.

When I came to the house, I saw two large lanterns shaking in mid-air.

"Brother Monkey, that monster has two lanterns! Let's go up and make friends and borrow his big lantern. In this way, when you walk at night, you can be illuminated. Zhu Bajie carried a nine-tooth nail rake and said innocently.

"Humph! Second Senior Brother Jing is talking nonsense, he is a goblin, how can he lend us the lantern? Sha Seng said seriously with a dark face.

Sun Wukong's eyes changed when he looked at the two of them, as if he was looking at the two two fools.

"Bajie, Senior Brother Sha, you two are here to be funny, right? It was a lantern of yarn, with two eyes! ”